Opie & Anthony: That's Amore 

When you're steering a ship Right into the cliff Thats a' Opie

Opester: "NO ONE'S gonna beat that line today!" Everyone else on the show: *comes up with a dozen better lines in ten minutes*

When Ope wants to take a call, and the funny hits a wall, listening is a chor-e!

When your show lacks a hole And a laugh killer takes the role Thats an Opay

The best thing to do to Opie’s point of view is ignore-eeee!

2:16 Haha I love how Ant say's "ahhhhhh shit" lol Like he knows the coming onslaught of That's Amore jokes hahaha

My name is John Daker.

like a bird with no beak and a chin that's so weak that'sa Yimmy... boo.

Wheeeeennnn youuuuurrrrr shirts all have flames and you take off Mondays That's a-Steve Ceeeeeeee

When you're best without sleep And take jabs that are cheep That's a Jimmay.

When you've got a huge beard And your movies get seared Your Alan Mooooreeee

This and the Shining jokes were great examples of the callers can be funny if used sparingly.

5:40 the Coreys joke.....ouch.

haha, the hole trying so hard to keep the guys from having fun, "c'mon guys... there's a uh..17 year old kid who sold his kidney"

Thank you so much for uploading this, Yarsh. God damn is Tired Jimmy hilarious!!!

Gay tarantula... I think I just blew a funny fuse.

Did he say, "When Fez mentions blueberries, that's a bor-e?"

XD "a kid knee" fukin Jimmy

@FSinWCR ...but the Mets make him soft!! That's not the up-down game at all!!

9:38

@robertbuchanan (in steve voice) YESSSS!!!!

🤣🤣🤣

@yermomsboxx yep best line of them all.

when you end your punchline with a name you're doesn't get the bit guyayyyyyyy

Wouldn't god not shit?? Since he would absorb and digest every single calorie and carb perfectly that he ate? That dude's efficient!!

@yermomsboxx no he said snore-a. I was wrong.

@TheMicCheck Yeah, there's not too many orch words that work well with fellacio

4:12

When you hide girls in closets And you hate Sam Roberts You're An-tho-ny

aah shit

when you’re an unfunny bloke and you steal Otto’s joke you’re Jay Mohr-ay

When you're talkin too much and your joke lacks a punch, you're a-wordayyyyyyyyyy

Area Man Dies By Himself.

@dsriggs I shoud just go to bed, I'm a stupid shithead I'm a dummy.

quick, change the topic

Opie is just the Worst

Funny as shit and then Opie has to ruin it with unfunny callers