Paper Mario Gets Confused 

Ih

That got me too lmao, Luigi was also speaking facts if think about it💀

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I damn near choked on my laughter after that line. 🤣

is how i describe MY friends to my parents lmao

That’s how I describe myself all the time. XD

Literally me

I am that friend (literally. This crackhead had it coming)

He’s just like me!

I suddenly understand why I get all these bitches, it's not the makeup, it's not the outfits, it's the 'tism.

​@@TheDerpyDeed Rizz em with the tism

YAYYY! That’s why lots of people like me! :D

@@Hi_0wen i think theres a software bug I have autism but people still tell me to jump off a bridge

not to mention hes wrong, i would know

Actually based Mario

@@RandomCrapIUpload What the fuck does based even mean anymore

@@iron_deficiency_man_is_me its the opposite of cringe

@@mycophobia Ah

Mario is a Gigachad classic hero, he doesn't discriminate.

He went off the rails

Not all of us like trains! We also like cars and planes. And planets too. 😂/s

cinema

​@@Crazylegoman3791 And Dinos X)

@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTP what the hell

@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTP SHUT UP YOU NPC JESUS CHRIST GET A LIFE

Ima just clean up this spam

@@VooshSpokesman thank you 😊

What the fuck are these bots

​@@VooshSpokesman vaush bad!

Wait what

Sora: what is a penis? 💀💀💀💀

@@est4321”Riku where’s my bussy? Do you have a bussy too, Riku?”

All of the knowledge was funneled into Bayonetta

@@forgottenhope26Makes sense to me

OH SHIT IT'S YOU

SEYMOUR!!!

WAHOOOOOO

​@@TheSewDew Uh, Superintendent! I was just uh... stretching my calves on the windowsills. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

​@@PlayrR3D156 Why is there smoke coming out of your Oven Seymour?

Same bro

Same

Same asdfmovie moment

Trains are epic

I like trains

Meatball 🥰🥰🏳️‍⚧️✨💅

@Ironmaninfinite So close!! That is a shape 💕

​@@TheGreatADHDMageI like balls

@@TheGreatADHDMage buebery

I want pasta now

I mean I think defining the difference between a shadow and a ghost would take slightly longer than explaining someone changing their gender

​@@VoltShatterit's like "they arent this objectively similar thing, they're something related- but not the same" Vs "She was a dude but now a girl" Imagine explaining it to a 5 year old, it's probably easier to explain what trans is, and mario really doesnt care to want to know how or why, he's just "oh hey that's good for u!!!"

Same

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A brave working class middle aged man with a heart of gold? Yeah. Facts.

​@@SorceressSoupcream i thought he was like in his 20s, not middle aged

You mean five minutes gay

autistic rizz

Rizz 'em with the 'tism. (I am so sorry.)

​@@johnsuarez1404 actually 5 minutes squigly line

im crying XD

What eyes?

Now i cant unsee it.

i’ve always seen it like that

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Oh god they got to Doobus. All is lost.

How on God's green earth are the bots able to say the fucking n word in comments and not get auto deleted

​@@UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLaden Bro who even are you

why do you want to date his video

Didn't stop the Internet with helping him out with that most likely

I love to think that Paper Mario is the only Mario character to be lobotomized because I can’t imagine *Paper* Mario doing the naughties

I think Vivian is just a femboy, they describe him as a boy most parts of the game (even companions) and never gets offended for being called a boy, he even names himself as a boy (in the Japanese version lol, the English always suck, it’s hard to learn Japanese so I would recommend the Spanish one) there are some scenes where it can be interpreted both ways like the scene where Vivian says to have a heart of a girl but that is also something that a femboy would say, obviously all the things about Vivian being trans is a joke, there is no way someone believes that in 2004 they would rather create a trans character than a femboy character to troll the players making them confused when they mentioned that Vivian was a boy, if there is someone that believes that I will laugh so hard I would break my spine.

@@leonelzubieta8636beldam speech bubble

​@@leonelzubieta8636Vivian has always been trans but it was censored in the American version she's not a fem boy. Also birdo was introduced in 1987-1988 and it's confirmed birdo is trans

I love watching her expressions

The autism does score him bitches though 😎

“The autism scores him bitches” It just keeps comin

my dog started spinning around in a circle like a sprinkler while emitting the contents of his bowels HELP!!!!!!!

@@lemonedtoast whar

Fr fr TORUS.

"Mario has seen too many things in his travels to be closed-minded" - Shigeru Miyamoto

Facts

​@@goober4347mario the goat

@@goober4347 BRO KNOWS🤝🤝🤝🤝

Canon Mario is such a g

WAIT SHE CAN TURN INTO A TRAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@@MakoSimp16 Oh I love a trains a choo-choo

@@infinityheart_tm9270 My autistic mind loves trains!!!11!!!1

Im just-a enjoyin' my spaghetti while the comme ts go insane honestly

@@wastelandlegocheem It’s honestly pretty pathetic to see people get this riled up over a cut and dry case over something that doesn’t really matter all too much.

We love trains

@@I_existwait Trains, so cool!

Don't let the internet get to you, transphobes are a very loud minority that spend an unhealthy amount of time trolling these spaces. There is lots of love and acceptance out there ❤

@@LordOdio thanks

As an autistic person myself, I can confirm that I like trains.

I love asdf movie

I like trains

Ok this uttp bot is getting a bit tooooooooo weird...

I love asdf movie too (Girl how do I report the bot on this comment because it's spam and commercial content but is it also sexually explicit material or violence? Idek atp-)

@@InsertTopic i had that same problem, i think if you choose either it'll be fine. I chose the second option.

Fun fact, it actually is, in a official character profile released by Nintendo in the ~90’s they wrote “Mario is tolerant” as one of his character traits

It's way better than "hates everyone equally(actually hates everyone in different and differenciated ways)"

@@narrator-kun1548Isn’t the full description just “he goes on too many adventures to be closed-minded”

@@SforSamPlays that’s basically the gyst of the paragraph yea

Luigi is the same way too. In Mario Odyssey, when he sees Mario in a wedding dress, he doesn't question his gender identity, he just asks to go to the wedding.

My family agrees with him.😶

*them being a train (choo choo)

You say that, and yes. But paper Mario has been a psychopath in some depictions lately, bro murdered a wedding planning party in colour splash

Bro also smacks everyone with a hammer ​@@joelrobinson5457

There's this 1993 Nintendo Guidebook, in which a variety of things is said about Mario, including the following: *"Mario is Tolerant* He'll accept anyone or anything at face value. He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded."

@@joelrobinson5457 colour splash can get dark. There's a shy-guy that you can sit down with and talk to on a train about how they wish they didn't have to be part of bowsers army because he enjoys talking to you but he knows that one day he'll probably have to fight you. A while later in the game, after you defeat a random shy-guy in a forest, he askes if you remember him from the train and then dies

Yeah, somethin' like that.

And much like him not actually being a woman, Robocop isn't really a robot.

… Yeah, let’s go with that.

None of the replies get the reference, do they

Sad​@@JoveJoved

The power of autism

Your not alone in that one

Spirit animal

Or the kitty kibble

ive never heard the 2nd take but now it is my favourite

he locks in as soon as he has to be dr mario but otherwise he doesn’t think that hard about stuff so he just forgor

In reference to a dumb tumblr post: Dr. Mario is from the timeline where he met Tony and is presumably much more tuned into LGBT issues.

Maybe this is the Dr. Mario origin story, and he gets a doctorate to be able to help prescribe her meds after this interaction.

both

It's the best way to get bitches, so it should be canon

He’s just like me.

He's just like me fr 😭🤪

YAHOO!! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

⁠@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTPNot the bots😑😒

They wanted to say that Vivian isn’t trans and is instead is a femboy. They say this according to supposed translations from the Japanese version, which the remake is based on. This is of course thrown out the window as soon as Beldam say translated from the Japanese version, “Vivian? Aren’t you a man?” Very much in line with the harassment most trans people face.

@infinityheart_tm9270 that's a weird place that line. Again with a amorphous purple ghost

Yeah I've always found it wierd why they chose a ghost of all characters to be trans, you know, the ones who have no definite body shape and can stretch and morph however? I thought It could be used to just show how much of a dick beldam is but no, the original version of the game makes it loud and clear her body is still that of a man, even having random goombas point it out, which raises a lot of questions.

​@@infinityheart_tm9270 I just want to point out that in Japanese, a transgender person would refer to themself as "Body of [sex], heart of [gender]", and Vivian indeed describes herself that way.

I wish I could be like the OP and know so little about sad gamer weirdos that I'd have to ask if they're mad about imaginary trans ghosts.

Yep it's amazing that after 20 years she suddenly likes trains 🚆

​@@robfrank3423Her appreciation of trains goes back all the way to the originak japanese version, wdym?

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@@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse You know, i always wonder why bots like this exist. To troll, obviously, but still. Is it the attention, an earnest attempt to gain subs or just trolling for trollings sake?

​@@johnvanjohn825don't feed the trolls John!

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Why don’t I have the rizz autism?

​@@UTTPOfficer2024why don't you eat my shit and hair?

OH NO

It is such a cesspool.

Better to stay on your echo chamber

@@Thepaleking1920 but… you’re technically being a hypocrite too.

@@Brimations huh? Explain that to me, Astrid.

CNN headline; "Mario didn't have sex with a man. He must be stopped before he destroys our democracy!!"

"nintendo had gone woke" you’re late for 20 year ago

​@@GreenHuraAmazing english!

You watch the view, don't you?

@@Thepaleking1920 nope.

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@@UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLadenkys

@lankthefank6931 cute profile pic, what is it? Do you know the artist?

They said autistic not slow 😭

@@DeathnoteBB as someone of the autistic variety, i can confirm we are also a bit slow as well

Luigi is Miyamoto’s like 16th favorite child

​@@jds8438Who's his first?

@@MusicKat217olimar

@@ThunderBlitzGDeveryone knows he prefers louie

@@Joosher56as long as his at least third favorite is Alph I’m fine

And that someone just happens to be Luigi, his bro.

corretto🇮🇹👍 solo gli italiani capiscono la via del sigma.

Gibberish Italian could easily be substituted with neopolitan dialect lmao

Like the Mario & Luigi games intended

Ngl he combined the paper Mario characters and m&l refence

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to be fair, neither can i

@@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse, ah, nice spam! It's been awhile since i saw some last.

*he

​@@JoveJoved*she

0:16

Mario will never shoot hookers. Mario will never shoot hookers.

mario will _never_ start shooting hookers

Not stupid. Just kinda goofy. He’s not stupid, but he’s not super smart.

You don't have to understand someone to tolerate them

Now I’M ecstatic about chapter 6! Edit: HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS CHAPTER. Took Viv with me the whole time!

She? But Mario is the one who says he likes trains OR IS MARIO TRA-(in)

​@@UTTPOfficer2024what do you people gain from doing this

Yeah that’s one of my favorite chapters

@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTPwhat the fuck?!

In Mario's Time Machine, Fredrick Douglas once had to explain to Mario what racism is. This is real look it up on the mario wiki.

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@@UTTPOfficer2024 erm what the sigma, baby bro?

​@@CurocouchIt's a bot, just report it

They are bots, don't reply, report or YT thinks they are legit from getting engagement.

Seriously why aren’t they the new voice of Mario

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Of course he’s a bro. You didn’t think the second half of the “Super Mario *Bros.”* was… I dunno, Toad?

I find that kinda funny considering Luigi is actually the younger twin bro and Mario is the older one 😅

​@OfficerDandelionoftheUTTPman maybe you shouldn't make good content then those poor animals

​@@BrimBlam I'm pretty sure that's a bot.

@@BrimBlamits a bot sadly it wont listen :(

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​@@razorshell101 yeah. Anything mentioning that particular sequence of four letters is part of some kind of... weird spam bot campaign. A few other users have reported the comments themselves, but I recommend if you're not on mobile also reporting the user themselves with details about their actions. Maybe it's superstition, but I'd like to think that's more likely to get a real person's attention.

Just a year ago he was willing to strangle kids.

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Bots are starting to royally piss me off

@@Deadpoolisreal Same brother.

Nor does the concept of transgendered. Though, to be fair, that's difficult for anyone to compute.

"Mario is tolerant. He'll accept anyone or anything at face value. He treats everyone and everything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things on his journey to be narrow-minded." Official Nintendo character manual, 1993 Like seriously his best friends include a mushroom and a dinosaur. It's absurd to imagine him as anything but accepting

@@midnariit’s pretty easy ngl.

@Ironmaninfinite I defend spiders :[

@@midnariWhat's hard to understand? You're born a certain way, but you don't vibe with it, and choose to present in a way that makes you feel more you

Everyone knows you exist stop using that false argument.

​@@SuperSayajim And? That doesn't mean they aren't homophobes.

And it also paints Luigi as the supportive younger brother who goes along with Marios adventures to make sure his big bro is save and happy no matter where he goes, he even invented the Ballon Rally for him in Odyssey to give him more fun in every world

​@@DustD.ReaperSo they are the super brothers.

As an autist, I endorse this statement

i don't think that's what autism is

@@carnage0685 It's a little infantalizing, but the dude basically makes a living of his special interests and I endorse this statement

I can be upset at anything I want, really. The woke mob gets upset at anything that doesn't focus on minorities. But yeah, its mainly the Japanese devs fault anyway, if they didn't troonify her then I think everyone would have been happier and better off. Can't believe the woke mob is going after various video game franchises just to make them "more diverse", first Guilty Gear, now fucking MARIO of all things.

*him

not to mention a casino

@@NewSchattenRayquaza Is Joe Pesci the third brother?

It’s the autism

I mean hey, who doesn't think fat italian plumbers are sexy?

That was Color Splash fyi.

Mario is the lovable himbo. Luigi is the relatable bisexual disaster.

to be fair, fat italian plumbers are incredibly attractive

Three happy men.

​@@JoveJoved wow how funny and creative. You're the comedy master

@@JoveJovedwoaaaaah transphobia soooo edgy😱😱😱😱😱 totally hasn’t been done before✨✨😩 so creative!!!!!😳😳🏳️‍⚧️✨

@@JoveJovedyou thought you ate that

@@sweetsourorangepeople can have their own opinions you know. If your a dude that transitioned into a girl then I’m still going to call you a dude. Not to be insult you, but because of what I believe. I believe in logic and Science, not feelings or religion.

i am curious are the people who say it's cute the same ones that say it's annoying or are there people that tend to find those behaviors annoying different?

@@exor_ist_ein_mensch It comes from different people. The ones who tell me it's cute have never told me they think it's annoying, the ones who think it's annoying never think it's cute.

@@HoneybeeSorceress oh yeah that's what I thought I think it's a difference in world view like some people were taught to appreciate the differences of others and some were taught to resent them it is sad that many people think a little difference is enough to exclude other humans But you're good the way you are :3

@@exor_ist_ein_mensch Thank you! 🎉❤

@@HoneybeeSorceress :]

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​@@UTTPOfficer2024give me your lunch money twerp

Yeah.

Report the above comments (not you Peter.) Don't feed the spam.

Preach

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​@@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse hey your dad called he said he is never coming back with the milk

You… you think Sora knows what sex is??? Homie still learning what love is and just learned to count to 3 (working on 4) the Hell’s my little man gonna do??? 😂 just messing

@@thatonedude977 dude I won’t do that if I were you

@@John-mp4qc why not

Ya got me lol

That is beyond insane, I aspire to be able to voice act like that. For... normal cisgender reasons....

​@@Yburner-mg2gghmmmmmmmmmmm

@@Yburner-mg2ggsame

@@Yburner-mg2ggsame

I think you need to watch the ending again

​@@thengyyy4062 no its just a kid that's worried that his mommy will ground em if she ever saw em curse on a youtube comment section

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@@gengardoesnothing9699Says the kid that doesn’t have a mommy to tell him to be nice to people. (I know I’m being a hypocrite but you need to learn)

I am autistic, does that mean I get some bitches?

untrue how else would mario be able to create the s3xual education video

@@meandtheboys8486 THE MARIO IN THE SEX ED VIDEO IS A LIE

@@astraldusk7288 clearly you weren't listening to the whola spaghetti pot of informatione

@@meandtheboys8486 You just made me remember that there’s a comic panel of Mario saying “don’t forget to wash your foreskin”

au-rizz-m

​@@D1g1talMess that joke did psychic damage.

Is this a real thing? There's no way I have rizz with my stupid autistic dinosaur-fueled brain lmao. 😂

Autism Rizz is when someone clearly doesn't understand people but also clearly shows they want to understand them and people like you just for the effort.

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so am i

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​@@UTTPOfficer2024 you are not worthy of love to any degree. You deserve abandonment

The bots have gone absolutely f*cking insane, oh my god...

@@shiethegal ikr? I can barely get an insult in while this guy can just spout the hard R

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@@UTTPOfficerAnimalAbuse *RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST! RU-vid, THIS MAN IS RACIST. TERMINATE HIS CHANNEL! DO SOMETHING! HE IS RAAAACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!*

sad but true, theyre going to OLD videos to whine about it

I couldn't have said that better myself