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Part Two: Steven Seagal Is So Much Worse Than You'd Ever Imagine | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
In Part Two of our series on Steven Seagal, Robert is joined again by the Internet's Seanbaby and they continue to discuss Steven Seagal who is an actual monster.
Original Air Date: October 18, 2018
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There’s a reason the History Channel has produced hundreds of documentaries about Hitler but only a few about Dwight D. Eisenhower. Bad guys (and gals) are eternally fascinating. Behind the Bastards dives in past the Cliffs Notes of the worst humans in history and exposes the bizarre realities of their lives. Listeners will learn about the young adult novels that helped Hitler form his monstrous ideology, the founder of Blackwater’s insane quest to build his own Air Force, the bizarre lives of the sons and daughters of dictators and Saddam Hussein’s side career as a trashy romance novelist.
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@moorejim13 8 месяцев назад

The snippet of “blues” music they played literally pissed me off, like this man doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing at all.

@lindsayruiz 10 месяцев назад

"The stolen valor equivalent of a Native American" 💀

@Saturn_dragonsillydog 9 месяцев назад

¿¿Stealing Valor...is same as Faking to be a 1stNation, Nishnawbe, Native (North & S. American)?? Is that what you're stating?

@platedlizard 8 месяцев назад

@@Saturn_dragonsillydogyeah Steven fakes being a Native American. He isn’t, but pretends he is. It’s pretty gross

@Dradeeus 10 месяцев назад

"It's like if you randomized once in a character creator and just went with it." lmao

@fedos 10 месяцев назад

Joe Arpaio and Steven Seagal are like the worst cop team up I can imagine.

@trifontrifonov4297 2 месяца назад

And ironically one of them is not a cop anymore and the other should not be a cop.

@panonymousbloom5405 Год назад

I would PAY to see: 1. Putin having to sit through an entire Seagal performance for the first time. 2. Obama's face upon receiving a "yeah put Steven fucking Seagal in government position".

@redjirachi1 Месяц назад

Putin having to sit down through an entire Seagal performance is realistically the closet amount of karma we can expect the dictator to face in his life.

@ripvanwinkle6940 10 месяцев назад

I have chickens. There is not a single container, bucket, reservoir designed by god or man that they will not find a way to shit inside of.

@NarffetWerlz 5 месяцев назад

From the moment the song started I felt the wind escape my lungs as if a aikido chop had crushed them. My nethers felt obliterated as if by a judo kick. I felt the life escape my body as if it were gunned down by karate. At that point, I understood Seagal. I _was_ Seagal. I had myself become a reincarnation of something Buddhish. 10/10 album of the year every year since it released no I wasn't paid $70000 for this because the check bounced.

@JamesWho1 Год назад

That Strut song is hilarious wtf was he thinking 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@KYurbanHOMESTEADINg Год назад

Imean it passes for well-produced Dancehall but still whatever guys still sociopath.

@hunterapena Год назад

And they said he can't do comedy

@erikrungemadsen2081 9 месяцев назад

And remember this guy is a reincarnated Llama.

@JackgarPrime 5 месяцев назад

He was thinking about poonani

@HarryDirtay 3 месяца назад

@@KYurbanHOMESTEADINgit was supposed to be the blues, not give people the blues😂

@delusionnnnn Месяц назад

The audience cheering when Steven Seagal's character got killed was my experience, too. It wasn't a lusty standing ovation or anything, but there were a number of people clapping and laughing, and I was one of them. I didn't realize he was in the movie until the opening credits, and I definitely groaned with disappointment, so the death scene was an unexpected gift.

@Axioanarchist 9 месяцев назад

As a former AZ resident, i will look forward to your episode on Arpaio.

@Theslimslayer 11 месяцев назад

I swear, the part about his “Blues music expertise” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in so long

@woahblackbetty7691 9 месяцев назад

Steven claimed in a reddit AMA that he learned to play guitar in an "all black blues band in the 60s in Detroit" 😂 😂 wtf

@GlenGarcia1961 8 месяцев назад

@@woahblackbetty7691

@CooleyHigh20 Год назад

I had to pause at Strut I almost died laughing in the car 😂

@CC-vl7tf Год назад

I laughed so hard in the office that a coworker came by because she was worried I was crying

@erikrungemadsen2081 9 месяцев назад

@@CC-vl7tfif you told your coworker you were listening to Steven Segals blues record. They had reason to worry.

@mattpatasnik1195 27 дней назад

It definitely was something...

@jdrvargo287 Месяц назад

26:42 Oh my God, that song😂

@JacobGunner 7 месяцев назад

... I physically stopped moving or a second in utter shock over that "blues music"

@ohnoagremlin 10 месяцев назад

odd to add but if the dude (who steven attacked with a tank) was breeding chickens for show he probably only had a few roosters, most show categories involve hens. so steve saw 100 hens and a handful of stud roosters and knew he'd be uncovering a whole cartel

@trevfindley5704 9 месяцев назад

Reading this comment at 20mins in, lets me know that I'm in for a wild ride with this podcast...

@pennywaldrip3774 2 месяца назад

Best title for the proposed "Steve Segal is a reincarnation of a lama and he must be stopped" movie: Above the Lama

@EBannion 10 месяцев назад

"Weird how he went hard right" I mean not really, they're the side of rape apologists and that's kinda his main thing I think.

@d3nza482 10 месяцев назад

No need to even go there. SS is a poster child for toxic masculinity, a narcissist AND a pathological liar. It would have been amazing had he not ended up palling about with dictators.

@iguanaboi3921 3 месяца назад

Driving a tank into someones house sounds like a family guy bit

@robertbensch7748 3 месяца назад

TBH everything about Seagull sounds like it's possibly in Family Guy.

@PreDatoR1873 9 месяцев назад

I was crying. The bloody chicken. Ffs Steven. 😂😂😂

@RustyShackleford101 2 месяца назад

Steven Segal's singing sounds like a stroke victim falling down all the stairs of the Empire State Building......

@wolfgangsow3300 7 месяцев назад

"Reincarnage" would be a fitting title 😄

@patrickmitchell9068 Год назад

I got too ask, why the fuck was he playing police in lousiana?

@makeitthrough_ 11 месяцев назад

Because he found a police force dumb enough to indulge him (which, tbf, probably wasn't that hard)

@miguelvelez7221 9 месяцев назад

@@makeitthrough_Not dumb. Incredibly corrupt. When a gator filled swamp is a twenty minute drive it's easy to disappear whomever you want. Not too different from our Western USA, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, places where miles and miles of nothing around is a short trip from any good sized town or city and this a great place to put a body no one will ever find, which cops take advantage of.

@ghintz2156 8 месяцев назад

@@makeitthrough_Harry Lee LOOOOVED getting attention.

@rainyfeathers9148 16 дней назад

I saw a pig turn around, scratch it's bum on the edge of its troff then turn back around to continue eating. I said 'Ras, whe' me 'ijab, dem dutty eeeeee?'🤦🏾‍♀😂😂😂😂😂😂

@patchso 4 месяца назад

“A remarkable piece of shit.” I’ve got nothing else to add.

@davidblank420 2 месяца назад

"I cant believe its not Buddha." That wss fuckin great.

@rosskuhlman 9 месяцев назад

42:08 Flopdong has been my screen name in games since like 2005, sorry boys its taken

@poeticalvision Год назад

ate the willy wonka gum LOL

@mrcritical6751 11 месяцев назад

Ok seriously, how is Seagal not in jail?

@snorpenbass4196 9 месяцев назад

Mob connections, and when they finally abandoned him he ran to Russia, then went to the kind of place that would accept a traitor working for Russia - Conservative Rural America!

@justcommenting4981 9 месяцев назад

What cell could hold him?

@woahblackbetty7691 9 месяцев назад

He got put in jail but had A key do

@michaeldougherty6036 11 дней назад

He's in Russia, and has been for some time. I saw a clip of him at Putin's latest shit show of a coronation. Seagal looks even fatter and weirder than ever.

@popeyefeline7904 Год назад

Just listened to Part 1 glad I didn't have to wait long for Part 2! Thank you!

@SgtKaneGunlock Год назад

they just started uploading these to youtube

@RXbee2 Год назад

The rooster story sounded like a Segal story. 😲

@ihatedre Год назад

Just discovered this podcast and it is amazing! I can already say I will be an avid subscriber! I just hope that Mr Steven Seagal doesn't read this and come after me 🐦🐧🕊🦅🦆🦢🦉🦤

@Mute-chan420 3 месяца назад

Sex with seagal must be so disgusting I feel practically traumatized just listening to that

@mathewperring 4 месяца назад

The theatre I was in cheered when Seigal got sucked out of the plane, but Steven wasn't there.

@robertbensch7748 3 месяца назад

OMG this is one of those stories that just get wilder and wilder the longer it goes on.

@stinky9067 Год назад

Is that a Steven seagal impersonation or a Batman impersonation? Trick question it's the same person

@ChewyThomson 9 месяцев назад

Fat Batman - Fatman

@snoopyolsey 8 месяцев назад

That widow's peak Steven Seagal has is not even real. I used to have a real 1 myself. But, it faded away with age :(

@shmehfleh3115 8 месяцев назад

Didn't Seagal have a bromance with Kim Jong Un, too?

@AfricanLionBat 11 месяцев назад

This was awesome. Just subscribed. How are you so criminally under subscribed?

@kealunleday3948 4 месяца назад

A 40 min fart🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@davidblank420 2 месяца назад

When youre katamaring some Damacy and its mentioned in a pod. I thought noone else knew 😂

@mahtimonni97 3 месяца назад

I *desperately* want to see Steven Seagal try to do an adaptation of a Jane Austen story. That would be the most offensive, yet hilarious thing ever.

@jingham9990 2 месяца назад

Shut up

@peterhoff6776 2 месяца назад

Fullerton CA is the home of Fender Guitars, so there were absolutely high caliber guitar players of various genres passing through there. There was also a fair amount of metalwork going on in the area. More aluminum rather than steel, due to the Hughs Aircraft Company facility (later Boeing), and there was a big aluminum plant just over the hill in Corona. I don't know what that workforce looked like, but there was plenty of migration from the South to SoCal (as Prop has talked about). Anyway, just saying that part of Seagal's story is slightly less implausible than Robert presented it.

@TheSynthisis Час назад

Gonna have to go with Steven Segals on that first issue since they're all Steven Segal.

@redjirachi1 Месяц назад

11:26-My question is when did that start? Who do we have to go back in time and eliminate to remove these societal evils?

@VooshSpokesman 14 дней назад

Love from a Xanderhal and Vaush fan!

@emuman09 11 месяцев назад

This is cool I just wish it wasn't so quiet

@nizloc4118 Год назад

I mean Seagal did a bunch of stupid shit, I guess. But he got these two to talk about Fullerton and our Steel Mills for a minute. So I'll give him that.

@11myricka 8 месяцев назад

ROBERT YOU LIVED IN THE CHICKEN HOUSE IN ARCATA? WE WERE NEIGHBORS

@jliveless5854 9 месяцев назад

Cool video..

@ThatGuyW3s 10 месяцев назад

"To be fair he's only executed drug users" is the worst thing that any guest has said on this podcast

@hillside21 Год назад

Coming soon: _Sheriff Ironside defeats the Ukraine!_

@kidkous 11 дней назад

Tina Turner was an SGI Buddhist it is a Japanese Pureland offshoot not connected to Tibetan or DL

@jerkfudgewater147 5 месяцев назад

43:00 good lord

@throatgorge2 10 месяцев назад

Researching the Blues? Was Steven Segal in Redd Kross?

@oscaranderson5719 6 месяцев назад

finally, my time to shine! ahem- tanks and armored vehicles are classified by role, a tank’s role is to act semi-independently to assault targets. an armored vehicle can (and nowadays most do) have a turret and even hold their ground against tanks, but due to lighter arms/armor are less effective on the assault so are used to deploy and support infantry. this role matches police duties much better, also from the ones I’ve peeped the military will remove the turret before selling to them. also also treads tear up the road so police armored vehicles are usually wheeled. they still fuck up the road but a little less.

@jfu5222 3 месяца назад

I compare Steven Segal's running to Katie Sagal in the role of Peg from Married With Children. Edit: No offense intended to Katie.

@CynthiaMcG 4 месяца назад

If only his previous incarnation was a Bhottisadva.

@TheDarthbinky 4 месяца назад

If I didn't listen to part I, does that make me a bastard worthy of my own episode?

@JokeDeity2 11 месяцев назад

Robert Evans sometimes sounds like Amir Blumenfeld.

@bustercherry8734 4 месяца назад

When titling these vids, you should really have the "part 2" or whatever after what the vid is about.

@daniellundberg2875 9 месяцев назад

His name is not Pewtin

@agentorange81 8 месяцев назад

If he met the devil at the crossroads, i doubt the devil made that deal , he's purgatory bound , you cant return to sender enternally , i doubt even purgatory has an opening...

@HardCodedGaming 5 месяцев назад

Honestly that Ukraine story around the 1-hour mark makes me feel better about the US having so many military wannabes. 😅

@HarryDirtay 3 месяца назад

Chris Kyle was a chronic liar. His memoir was full of bullshit stories, but ao was the movie about his life, and his PTSD treatment regiment which consisted of drinking and shooting guns . 😂

@stevenwortrich6014 4 месяца назад

Who paints his hair on, everyday?

@play-dohsallegory3368 9 месяцев назад

I will not stand for this slander of David Rakoff.

@robertnovich4137 4 месяца назад

Its like Steven Sagall has eaten all other versions of Steven Sagal, so there can be only One Steven Sagal.... Even better tbet, in a straight action movie, Liam Neeson also did the original Darkman...and did better action scenes.

@MightyThorngren 5 месяцев назад

Why is there no visuals even when talking about pulling them up?

@Saturn_dragonsillydog 9 месяцев назад

Segal is really pronounced "SEA-GULL". St. SeaGull changed the pronunciation. True.

@platedlizard 8 месяцев назад

Yeah they covered that in Part 1

@havanaradio 10 месяцев назад

Why is this so soft

@ghintz2156 8 месяцев назад

Wait...are you saying "Jefferson Paris"? We have ParisHes, not Parises...I mean, we're pretty French in this state, but we don't name our counties after the capital of France lol.

@tonpear5909 5 месяцев назад

Some people say Jefferson Parish is quite Parisian.

@jordinagel1184 8 месяцев назад

“And ‘Asian’ is capitalized” … Yes, that’s how it works in English. Not sure why you felt the need to mention that.

@tonpear5909 5 месяцев назад

I don't have access to the quote he read but I assumed he meant it was stylized as "ASIAN", as if to emphasize how awesome Seagal's Asian-ness was. My assumption is based on my impression that Robert the host (as well as Sean the guest who joined in the laughter) is pretty sharp.

@perhaps1094 2 месяца назад

I think they meant in all caps

@delusionnnnn Месяц назад

That threw me, too, I had to double check my style guides to see if there was a major style guide not recommending names of continents be capitalized. I think consistency is more important than which guide you use, even if you use a combination or idiosyncratic personal system (as I do, largely based on Chicago). But, yeah, they probably actually did mean "ASIAN" rather than "Asian" because Steven Seagal is a mysticism-spouting orientalist racist dummy.

@AfricanLionBat 11 месяцев назад

The Ukraine war isn't a civil war

@origami_dream 8 месяцев назад

He's talking about the Maidan Revolution. As he says quite clearly at the start. Also called the Revolution of Dignity. Which... yeah, was a civil war, if it was any kind of war. Calling it a civil war might be disputed because calling it a war might be, but it was an act of armed, violent revolution against the government by its citizens, and violent repression of its citizens by that government, so definitely could count. He was *not* talking about the Russia-Ukraine War when he uses the term "civil war." Which he also makes clear is not a civil war when they transition to talking about that, saying how it's an invasion, by Russian occupiers, and about Ukraine maintaining sovereignty. So... yep, you're technically correct, i guess, well done. But also maybe listen closer. Also, it may be worth noting this was recorded in 2018. So while the Russia-Ukraine War was in a sense happening, the full-scale invasion wasn't at the time (though the occupation of Ukrainian territory had been for years and Russia was waging technological warfare and attempting to undermine their democracy [among others]).

@RXbee2 Год назад

About those impressions....lol Perhaps stop? 😆 🤣 😂 😹

@jonstarnes7905 Год назад

No! They're the best part!

@HarryDirtay 3 месяца назад

It's a defense mechanism, like smiling so you don't vomit😂

@Countraccoonula Месяц назад

I had to listen to that song again just to really grasp that it exists. I've heard it before but sometimes I forget we live in silent hill. Steven is pyramid head