Passive Aggressive Ways People Got Revenge - Part 3 

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When I caught my fiance cheating on me, I emptied the entire house of all belongings, that were mine and what I had bought, left a note saying, "You can have the house, I got my things and am gone". The house echoed it was so empty. I took, literally, everything, literally!. I was sad, yes, but thinking about her expression when she got home from, "visiting her sister" in Orlando, it made me feel just a little bit better.

When I was in grade 9, I didn't have friends. However, this girl always felt the need to sit next to me during tests. I thought she liked me but she only wanted to copy answers off me. One day I decided to write wrong answers on my script. She quickly copied and submitted. After she switched seats, I wrote correct answers and submitted. When results came, I got the highest marks and she got the lowest. She never spoke to me again🤣🤣🤣

I had a classmate in my class that i still hate, she used to always distract me in class, steal my stuff and then LITERALLY copy my exam answers. The dumbest thing she did, that she always confessed to copying me after the exam, so i had 100% proof of her copying me. I went to the principal and reported her, she got her parents called and got in detention. Never did the same ever again.

One time my dad and I went to a grocery store that had a small and annoyingly busy parking lot. Some woman had decided to park in the driving lane right in front of the store entrance and just sit in her car waiting on whoever was inside shopping. Dad went up to her and asked her nicely to move, seeing that there were a lot of really unhappy people driving past and honking, or flipping her the bird. She refused so he told her "I am now not asking you to move, I am TELLING you to move, you are illegally obstructing the flow of traffic". She responded by throwing a half finished soda can at him through the window and telling him to F off. Dad just calmly walked back to his unmarked police car where I was waiting, and got on the radio. Not long after a tow truck and some backup that weren't wearing plain clothes arrived and she was arrested for Obstructing traffic and assaulting a police officer, and her car got impounded. FYI assaulting an officer is automatically a minor felony at minimum and you can't get probation, you're going to jail.

"he knew where the door was now. In the back of his van" I'm dead

I've got a story for you. When I was 18 I had to share a room with my two younger brothers (16 and 15) and my youngest brother would keep me up all night playing Destiny and Mincraft while screaming into the mic. Not only that, I never got to play on the game system and had to sleep on an air mattress. One day I had enough and since I owned the TV monitor that the game systems were hooked up to, I basically got to ground my brother while telling him "If I can't you shut up, I can at least shut you down."

I'm honestly impressed by the wrapping paper guy's achivement with the curtains. That's some seriously impressive skills.

I like the story about the construction worker. Although I am not a construction worker, I do understand their demands, as they literally build communities from the ground up. As such, I find it a very entertaining and educational story.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="524">8:44</a> funky scooby laugh

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1422">23:42</a> you could also build your sandcastle around a big rock, if they kick it, bam right into the hard boulder

That one dude took the phrase "you know where the door is" to the next dang level

When I was in college I used to always set a timer based on what the machines said so I didn't take too long to go get my clothes from the laundry room to be as polite as possible. Well someone once stole my dryer, and when I came down my clothes were so wet they clearly stole it very early on. They at least were nice enough to put my clothes on the table. I put mine in another dryer, said whatever and went back upstairs. When I came down to collect my now dry laundry, I saw their laundry was still in the dryer. I originally was going to toss it outside because it was raining. I decided instead to be "nice". I actually put their clothes on the table where they tossed all mine, but I folded their clothes. Then left them a note that said "Next time you're in need, just ask in the group for the building, I'd have been more than happy to share my laundry card. Not everyone is so nice, I've heard of other girls [all girl dorm] tossing clothes out in the mud for stealing their washer/dryer." Never learned who it was, but that only happened 2 more times in our building and I was correct, other people are way meaner than me. One time I came to see a note on a dryer that said "You took my clothes out when they were only 10 minutes in, I know because I came back to add to my dryer since my washers had slightly different timers. YOUR clothes are in the f**king lake. Hope they didn't wash away

When I was 9 yrs old, there was a kid that wouldn't stop annoying me, so I invited him to a Mexican restaurant and replaced his salsa with hot sauce. It was hilarious even though I got grounded for 2 months. Definitely worth it.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1320">22:00</a> I’m Chinese and I can verify those coaches are mobile blood-donation vehicles as written on their roofs. Makes it all the more F-ed up to take their spots and the revenge that much sweeter.

My sister was bullied in the 3rd Grade for being autistic (Mainly just for having to wear autism diapers.) I was 2 grades ahead of her, so I couldn’t really do anything until I found out that the bully lived a block down from me. He also liked to ride his bike and throw rocks at random houses. Me and my sister were playing in our backyard and the kid (Who was also apparently rich) Jumped our fence and ran at my sister. I jumped in front of her and got a clean kick right in the chest. He jumped back over the fence and ran back to his house. I didn’t see him again until about a year later when he visited the middle school. He swore at me as the other middle schoolers (specifically kids in my class) just kinda looked at him before all screaming more swears at him. The verbal beatdown only lasted a minute or two until a teacher broke up the fight before the kid got the shit beat out of him.

The dude who took the door actually made me cackle. That man knew how to make the best of it!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="981">16:21</a> I can imagine the landlord saying "You left some stuff in your old apartment, I thought you'd want it back!"

I worked for a company for 10 years. That first year and a half, I was a model employee and even earned myself a temporary promotion. At the time I was taking the company provided shuttle service to get to work, but couldn’t use it when I got the promotion. The kicker is that once you stop using the service you can NEVER get back on it. When the time came for someone to have the promotion again, they picked someone else. I had had to buy my own car to get to work! So, over the next 8 1/2 years, I stopped being a model employee, slammed on the breaks and became an unholy terror who constantly skirted the line of insubordination. I even got one of my supervisors to tell me to shut up.

The wrapping-the-furniture story reminds me of when a prankster friend of mine in college decorated my computer with the contents of my coin jar while I was using the bathroom. Just with less frustration, and more bemused laughter.

In my elementary years (3rd grade, 1997-98), I moved into a new school where I would ride the bus to and from school. During these bus trips, I was assigned to sit next to this one guy who's five grades above me I'll refer to as Homer (because his looks reminds me of a young Homer Simpson). Homer had a habit of making fun of me all in the name of playful banter. At first, it was just simple namecalling and teasing, but after a while, he started to jab at my stomach. It was annoying me. I should mention that at the time, I would bruise easily (I'm thankful that's over with), so every time he jabbed at me, there would be a mark that would appear on my belly. Over time, the bruise on my belly just kept getting bigger. I told the bus driver about it, nothing happened. I told my principal about it, nothing happened. No one was taking me seriously because they saw this guy's actions as playful banter. It continued on for eight months. One day, I was feeling green. Why I went to school that day, I don't know, but I strongly believe that it had something to do with perfect attendance. Anyways, I got onto the bus and waited to get to school. Then, the bus picks Homer up. On this day, he was dressed very nicely, but it didn't deter him from his 'playful banter' and he was up to his usual crap. At one point, I looked at him and said, "I'm begging you, please leave me alone." He didn't. He decided to take another jab at my belly. At that moment, my stomach decided to evacuate and I proceeded to puke all over Homer's nice shirt. I know it lasted a few seconds, but to me, it was an eternity. All of the students who saw it were understandably disgusted. Homer had on what is now known as the surprised Pikachu face. Soon afterward, the bus comes to a stop and the bus driver comes over, yanks Homer out of the seat and takes him closer to the front. They were having a chat that I didn't pay much attention to until I hear Homer yell out, "Why are you punishing me? He's the one who puked on me," to which the bus driver responds, "I saw you punch him. That's why he puked on you." I didn't have it in my heart to correct him. Once we got to school, I was sent to the nurse's office where she checked up on my belly and found that bruise. After that, the bus driver and the principal took my complaints seriously. Homer wasn't on the bus for a few days, but when he returned, he left me well enough alone. He finally took the hint. Of course, every once in a while, someone would remind him not to punch me because I'd puke on him. The cherry on top? The reason he was dressed so nicely was because it was picture day for him. Upon hearing about that, I couldn't help but to wonder how that picture turned out knowing that everyone one else who had their pictures that day look nice, then there's this guy who looked like a mess. Before you comment about it, no, it wasn't picture day for me that day.

One of my favorite stories that my husband tell is this - he knew a man in the military who was a PIG! When eating at a dinner party where there was one plate of say, chicken wings - he would take 3/4's of them, leaving very few for the rest of the people there. This was true of every other comparable situation. When my husband had a party one evening, he made little bite sized pizzas and filled a platter with them. The thing was, every 4th one had a pepperoni in the center hiding a pile of cayenne pepper. He told every other guest about this little trap he'd laid for this guy. Well, the man-pig walked in the door, looked around the room, pulled up a chair at the buffet table and proceeded to wolf down the pizzas. CHOMP, Chomp, CHOMP, and then the top come off the guys head . . . The rest of the evening, the guy ate much more slowly and carefully. I absolutely LOVE this story!!!!!

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1350">22:30</a> What an amazing uncle. Taught those kids a good lesson that day.

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1420">23:40</a> If you ever found a jellyfish or a sea urchin washed ashore, you can add it at the bottom of a sand pit. That could temporarily stop them sand castle destroyers longer. Hahaha

Not going to lie, him taking the door with him was absolutely epic.

That landlord that spilled all the disgusting things the tenants left is my hero. I cannot for the life of me understand how someone can ever let a place get to that.

"But this pretty princeess was not amused" got me on the floor weezing

I was in a high school trip to a court house, i had certain classmates who picked on me through the class. So the moment we got a break at the court house there was a little cafe, i recalled i had some money I decided ill buy the last slices of lemon poppy seed loaf. I then sat down only to see these students, they said we were good friends. I knew they wanted my poppy seed loaf. So i just said "why should I reward the half few months of ridicule? This is justice, declined." My teacher was happy about the situation mostly how i settled it. I shared a slice of loaf with my teacher. Lets call it, justice, is served

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1001">16:41</a> At least he was being generous and gave them their stuff back.

Filling someones car with concrete is the complete opposite of passive aggressive.

Believe me, my brother taught me a very painful lesson about not bullying him. I believe this happened when I was about 12 and me my mom, my dad and my brother were driving to go somewhere and I was picking on my brother to the point that he snapped, hauled off and hit me right in the eye giving me a black eye and all my dad said was “well that’s what you get for bullying your brother” and you know what he was right so it was that day that I learned never to bully him to that extent again fortunately, the black eye wasn’t really that bad, because I have inherited deep set eyes from my father, so it only truly bruised the circumference of the eye

The salty popcorn was amazing

I once worked at a place where i noticed someone was going thru my lunchbag and taking my strawberries even before i even got to open the container to have any. I melted some chocolate laxatives and dipped the next batch of strawberries in them....half the container was gone😅

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="856">14:16</a> Nothing gets my blood boiling than dirty pigs dumping their trash everywhere not giving AF about the environment. Kudos to that guy, well done, I hope they learned their lesson.

*MY COMMENTS KEPT DISAPPEARING*

I love the Christmas wrap prank XD if i ever did that to somebody i would've went right behind the victim and tell them straght up "merry Christmas"

For the ice cream thief I'd go with laxative instead of spicy powder because they can detect the pepper at first taste and stop before it gets too bad, but they'd down the entire laxative ice cream undetected and then it's all downhill from there

"But after explaining to them that it was his front door they apologized" i like the police sense of humour

OK, but the last one, what the poop dude. She literally did nothing to you. That’s a major damn red flag.

"Nevermind a noise coming from your room, REHEHEHEHE"

I used to work at Microsoft. Their stories were tops. My favorite was the one where a coworker left for a few weeks, and came back to his office having been redesigned into a miniature golf course, water traps, little trees, mini clubs and balls, etc.

"You know where the front door is at the back of his car" I like that genius idea so I should bought my own door for our house so if I ever fought with my partner I should unscrew the door so I should get the last laugh

In 2016, I took some revenge to my new co-worker, when we go for night shift the other will come for day shift and the one who do the night shift prepare a morning tea for both, that's our tradition, and my co-worker left the job while I took some days leave and when I return then there was this new guy (much older than me) my new co-worker never prepare a tea for both instead he prepared just for himself, at first I thought that he was new and didn't know of our tradintional tea prepation for both in the morning, when my time arrived to go for a night shift I prepared tea for both every morning everyday, and my new co-worker time for night shift came again he wasn't care to prepare tea for both rather than prepare for himself (taking his elderlyness to gain superiority upon me) after a week it was my time for night shift again, and what did I do, I prepare tea for both again but instead of putting only sugar I add a little salt, yeah he simply gulp up a little salt without hastitation, the next morning when I prepare tea for both, in to his tea I add much more salt (two teaspoon) than the other day, a sugar and a few teaspoon of ajinomoto (a tastemaker), and hot chilli sauce, yeah, he sip, and then sip again, checking how it taste like, and gulp a little more and I watch him as I was wanting to know how he reacted, and yeah I think he was listening to the taste of the tea he was drinking, a little bit sweet, salty and spicy with ajinomoto taste, damn his facial reaction was satisfying his face turned red😂

Nothing scarier than someone taking revenge in the calmest way but a man taking revenge in the calmest way.

Whenever my ex pissed me off, the next time I spoke to them I would use the most extravagant vocabulary as possible, knowing they wouldn't understand me and had too much pride to tell me that they didn't know wtf I was saying. Really improved my day.

That first story reminded me of a time when I was a kid: We had an issue with a racoon eating our trash and our neighbors' trash. Nothing we did stopped this raccoon, so my mom made a homemade pepper spray (just pepper juice, nothing concentrated) and sprayed our trash bags to discourage the racoon. The next day, one of our neighbors went from house to house, angrily asking who hurt her dog, since the dog was acting like his muzzle was very irritated. Turns out, the neighbor's dog was the one eating ours and our neighbors' trash since he was just allowed to wander wherever he wanted. Needless to say, my parents did not tell that neighbor that they sprayed our trash to stop what we thought was a raccoon. Fortunately, that neighbor learned her lesson and didn't let the dog wander wherever he wanted after that.

MMA fighter Rhonda Rousy had the same experience like the "Drama at the Theater" story but with fighting involved. A girl put her feet up on her seat & after the movie ended, Rhonda took one of her shoes & threw it across the room. The bfs told her to get it & Rhonda refused. The bfs then cornered her in the seats, preventing her from leaving. The bfs made the first move & Rhonda & her friend/sister took them down with ease. The theater applauded.

Dude you need more subs fr! Content is so good and your commenting is amazing.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="357">5:57</a> I just love how he said “in the back of his van!”

I use to have this coworker that use to drink my 2L Mountain Dew literally every day out of my personal fridge. Even when he saw how pissed I got he would still do it. So one day I purchased a new bottle and poured a good portion out and peed in it throughout the day them poured enough of the Mountain Dew back in and placed it in the fridge. Later that evening like clock work my Dew was gone. About two hours later I went into my fridge and found a almost done bottle of Mountain Dew in my fridge. So I went into the break room and said out loud “ to the asshole that drank my Dew just know that you and I are now one because you drank my pee” lol and out of no where I heard my manager throwing up in his office 😭😭😭. That was the last time anyone ever touched anything that belonged to me lol

These revenge stories are just satisfying

😂😂the heavy equipment one is funny. I have a friend who operates a forklift who moved dudes car with the forklift with extended forks because the owner wouldn’t move it 😂😂

As a tattoo artist from Ohio, I can concur that doing such a thing to someone, regardless the relationship, will lead to severe legal problems, lawsuit and a loss of license for purposely sabotaging a tattoo. My ex wife has even come to me since her affair and separation for me to continue to tattoo her. Which I agree to do. Only now she has to pay for it.

The sandcastle traps reminded me of some payback I got in school. When it snows it is perfect to build snowmen - but there are always bullies who like to kick and stomp snowmen. One time at break time, I built my snowman round a large concrete bollard until it was covered and looked like a normal snowman (carrot nose, potatoes for eyes). The next lesson was in the class next to that field - with a REALLY good view of a petty bully run up and give a really hard kick to my snowman... then cry out in pain. Everyone in the class had a good laugh (including the teacher) as the bully had to slowly limp away (rather than the run up, kick the snowman down then run away before he could be caught).

The bus driver was really a coach

"Nobody like being woken up in the middle of the night by a loud noise, nevermind one coming from your room" "URHUREHHEHEH"

As a man of uncalculable vengeance. This video, brings a smile to my face.

These are so satisfying to watch! More, please!

This was the very 1st video of the series I watched

I ❤️ this, Why can't my other channels be as Funny as You thank you so much 😂😂 even better when stoned lol 😂😂😂😂

Passive-aggressive revenge feels good, everytime you remember it.

When I was a kid we had little jerk neighbors that would destroy our snowman as soon as we went in the house. One day we got fed up and took three 4 ft long pieces of rebar and stabbed them down through the snowman into the ground. The neighbor came over and tackled the snowman split his head wide open and needed 27 stitches he never came in our yard again.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." Is a klingon proverb from Star Trek II The Wrath of Kahn

I'd be impressed if my friend coverd MY INTIRE ROOM IN CHRISTMAS RAPPING PAPER.

I love how in the popcorn scene everyone is still laughing in the background

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1534">25:34</a> wow she may have changed her legal name but he wouldn’t have to call her that anywhere. His reaction was waaaaaay to evil for that. He must have been putting a lot of other feelings into it as well. Sheesh.

As someone who puts WAY too much butter and salt on my popcorn, people who know me know that if they want to steal my popcorn, DON'T let ME be the one to put the butter and popcorn on it. One of my partners learned this the hard way, Alley loves to steal snacks, not excessively, just like one fry here or two m&ms there, mostly just to annoy people and get a laugh out of it, but the day that all five of our poly partners went to the movies, we were kinda annoyed as Alley had been more annoying than usual, normally we just tell them to stop and they do, today we put up with it because telling them to stop only last about 24 hours, our girlfriend Kanni, who'd made the mistake on our first ever date of eating a handful of popcorn out of my bucket when she ran out, came up with a plan of revenge. For once, I was allowed to fix the popcorn, I knew what my partners were doing because they NEVER let me butter or salt the popcorn. Then, as predicted when Alley ran out of their popcorn they went to steal a single corn from MY bucket as I was (purposely) sitting next to them. The look on their face at the salt was priceless, they got us back a few weeks later on Halloween but that's a story for another time.

He’s a legend he really knows where the door is Lol

The revenge on the gross tenants was just beautiful

I love the trash guy. I too have dug through trash looking for a name. I work at a housing project and people liked to drop their trash on the common areas. I started collecting and digging through trash almost daily. When I found the tenants name, I charged them for 1 hr. at mechanics rate. About $22. It stopped before long. LOL

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="559">9:19</a> "Well one day Frankthetank simply had enough" SMILING

I think that Earth is proud of that guy. And never leave trash after your self!

When I was small, some bullys liked to harass me. Back then they had two types of chewing gum that looked exactly like each other, one was regular chewing gum, the other a laxative, so, I just swapped them out & passed them out to said bullys, sat back & enjoyed the rest of the day, lol

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="623">10:23</a> When I worked at a family camp one counselor took my clothes mid wash threw it on top and put hers in the washer. Pissed I stopped her wash grabbed a big handful of lint and threw in in with her wash and kept it stopped. We had two washers I was still able to finish my wash.

I want to try the sand trap, not to get revenge, but because I am best described as evil.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="367">6:07</a> "In the back of his van!" *Proceeds to show a Ford F-150*

The most important thing of the small car park in two coach spaces are originally for blood donating coaches you can see around it,so it is definitely a good revenge for this one.

When somebody constantly was stealing my milk from the fridge when i was living in a student's house, i decided to buy a new one, take some milk out and replace it with laxative. The next day i got a call from another person living there while i was at work, telling me that the guy was having it coming out on both ends. 😂 When i later on moved and left, i gift wrapped an empty milk carton with the empty laxative bottle and a note that it was my milk, ask before you take.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="524">8:44</a> the laugh got me dead 💀

I like salt. Salt is not a problem. It’s a blessing

“He would tease her, beat her up, AND WORSE, JUST BE OUTRIGHT MEAN.” I think this is in the wrong order.

The only reason why i love this series is because the style of the animation is amazing

When I get to college I better warn my roommates that I put salt on my ice cream

bro literally played a scooby-doo sound in the middle of an explanation 💀💀

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1076">17:56</a> I’d Imagine that the older brother knew about this and when he put the crickets in the sport clothes and when they were about to start the game he would laugh like a villain as all the crickets emerged from his gear scaring everyone in the game.

When I was a teenager we had a housemate that was using my mom's shampoo. He repeatedly denied doing so, but my mom knew. Her revenge came after she put some olive oil in the shampoo bottle. He was walking around with greasy hair for a few days until my mom told him. 😂

About a couple of months ago, my sister always had a bad habit of locking my bathroom door when using the bathroom (the bathroom is attached to our rooms). So every time I tried to use the bathroom, she kept locking me out, meaning I had to go to our little siblings' room to handle my business. SO, being the petty person I am, I decided when next time she needed to use the bathroom, I'd lock the bathroom door like she was doing. So when it was time for her to take a shower, I locked the door, sitting right in front of it while she was cursing and banging constantly on the door. She eventually gave up and went to use our little siblings' bathroom. She hasn't done it since then :))

When i was in 7th grade,i used to be a very shy and introverted person who had only like four friends. Because of this many of my class mates would make fun of me mostly the boys..this was a frequent hobby for them i guess because this would happen to many other girls. One day they went to far making fun of me then talking shit about my father then throwing food at me and took my stuff which really made me angry. I ran at them trying to take my stuff back while. The main bully push hard so jard that i hit the wall now i was fuming, i jumped at him took his collar pulled his close then taking his hand twisted it which made him cry in pain. Then pushing him i cried hard to which everyone, EVERYONE paid attention to.then crying i left the class later i went to the teacher then doing my best i made sure to make him look so bad. The teacher came to our class and bring both of us to the front, the teacher asked about the situation to him to which he denied but me crying and blaming him was enough for the teacher, to say the least she was on my side. The teacher asked the class, the class mostly the girls told her that i was telling the truth and he had done the same things to them too. He was suspended then later his parents was so angry they made him apologize to me infront of the entire class then he switch school later everyone would come to me and thank me. My parents were more over proud of me for defending myself, now i am one of the most popular students in my class.

Years ago I read a story in the paper about a cement truck driver who came home early from work to find a strange car in the driveway. He looked through the living room window and saw his wife having coffee with a man he'd never seen before. Furious and assuming the worst he proceeded to fill the convertible with cement. Turned out the car was his b-day present and the strange man was the auto dealer who had delivered the vehicle and was finalizing the paperwork.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1316">21:56</a> "You wanna park there? Do you? Then you can stay parked there" *Gets surrounded in the coach lot and trapped by the buses* That was a really good one😆

suprisingly, today was the most perfect day ive had in YEARS! And i spent half of it watching YOU

every bad(good) dad joke i just roll my eyes and theyre gonna fall out xD

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="846">14:06</a> The only thing that would make this better is if the roommate came home to the Pranker sitting in the living room, wearing a Christmas hat with his normal clothes and sipping hot chocolate from a mug

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1351">22:31</a> that one cool uncle

My favorite revenge was in 1957 when I was 10 years old. We had a rare snow fall and all the neighborhood kids started building snowmen. There was a 17 year old bully in the neighborhood that thought it would be fun to take his cool Jeep and smash the snowmen. Then my brother and I decided to build one around the curve of our circle. We built it around a fire hydrant and when Mr. Cool hit that snowman, all hell broke loose

ok that room sound was personal

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="581">09:41</a> i thout he was going to trow the entire maschin in the freezer

When I was in Elementary School, A guy would not stop bother me and saying I was a mommy’s girl because my mom made my lunch, But one day we got to school at the same time and I saw his mom I asked her where he gets his lunch and she said she makes it so once it was lunch I shouted “MOMMYS BOY!” And he never bothered me again.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="246">4:06</a> was a deadly revenge because of too much salt her blood pressure could suddenly rise and she could have died

Once worked at a pizza shop where kids could volunteer. Pretty good, except for a rude customer which I’ll name Dan. Dan would come just before session was over. One day instead of giving Dan a normal pizza, I decided enough was enough. When Dan eventually came, I made a pizza as usual. Except, I sneezed on the dough. Gave to him as normal. Never saw Dan again.