Patagonia Provisions Unboxing & Rambling | Canned Fish Files Ep. 53 

Man o man you are receiving free tins of fish at a rate much higher than you can eat them. It’s called living the dream my man. Take a deep breath and let it sink in, you are the chosen one.

I appreciate that you retained your cynicism and didn’t become a full on Patagonia evangelist after the free stuff. I hope you get a cannery tour invite from someone so we can get Fish Files remote segments.

I have a stack of canned fish in my cabinate because of these reviews.

"Somebody's gonna get that nookie tonight" - Matt when he talks about Salmon.

That was pretty smart of them, I'm ordering some now

Sardines were my gateway to mackerel.

Used to be a beer "connosuer ", to protect my liver have switched to being a "fish head ". Great 👍 job. 👹

This was one wild ride and I buckled up for the whole thing. Glad Patagonia is sending you some love!

You put the late Prince Phillip to shame because most of the time you open your mouth you drop some legendary bangers! Soooo subscribed!

Your folly artist is on point!

Matthew just invented a new kind of ASMR experience. ‘Read and eat with me’. ✌️Thanks again Matthew. I like your take on things.

I've always been an aficionado of canned fish and always thought I was alone....thank you for showing me that I'm not alone!

I didn’t know Patagonia made all this stuff. Wow.

I love this channel!

Found your channel about a week ago and started from the beginning, arriving here today. This was the funniest! Your wit really came through. Thanks for sharing your great work!

Holy mackerel! Someone's flexing some serious mussels

the best channel on youtube

I can’t look away.

I've been binging all your videos recently, you're such a hidden jem. I appreciate your editing and vibes

That moment when you become a canned fish influencer…

It's always a fantastic day when Matthew uploads a video.

This is who I wanted to be when I grow up

How cool that they sent you all that. I don't eat mussels (I only eat fish that have both fins and gills) ... but I think it is neat they sent you stuff to try. I bet that salmon is really good.

This has made my day! Thank you Matthew!

Such a wonderful gift box of stuff 😊 I think it's awesome you go camping you even mentioned Steely Dan 😳 they played that on the radio when I was growing up ☺

$8 a can is nuts

Nice to hear the Wilhelm Scream in your video. 😁

I wondered when Big Dine was going to get to you, next step is getting a Spotify exclusive. On a serious note though, it's great to see your channel going from strength to strength.

🐟A lot of delicious & interesting products there. Breadfruit has long been a thing of curiosity to me. thanks for another ep.

20 minute video! Gotta wait until later to properly enjoy it! Man, waiting is tough duty!

Currently eating some smoked makerel straight up because of this channel. I love the lack of reverence for Patagonia, a proper critic.

Energy levels: wild Hair: extremely wild Patagonia fishies: wild and tasty!

Have watched all your videos in the files, many multiple times, and this is your highest quality by far. Your effort shows man! I love it

Haha love it man! I have never been happier to have stumbled on something than I have of your channel! You crack me up for real! And, your badass nostalgia references... the hit me right in the feels!! Haha 😆

Definitely rambling, but still enjoyable. Looking forward to more Patagonia reviews as you add them to the review queue. I have a couple of cans of Patagonia mussels in my pantry I need to get to as well.

Hello @ Experiencing Matthew Carlson!!! Been waiting & expecting another video. Thanks.

Tracked down our local Portland Patagonia store specifically to stock up on some of this canned fish. Patagonia is earnest, but doesn't seem to do that saccharine earnestness that worthy of cynicism. And they tend to make good stuff, more responsibly than most, whatever it may be - fish, fleece, hemp work pants, whatever.

Can’t wait to see your response to the mussels, my favourite snack!!

i'm overwhelmed by these new age delicacies and i'm jonesin for some good old fashioned deenz.

Wow Matthew is that a Covid hair do? I must admit I am sporting a Covid do at present but as I am 58 my hair is not as thick as yours - you are rocking it dude lol

For my favorite stickers, I buy a sheet of magnet, stick the sticker right on the sticky side, cut the excess off and you have a sweet magnet! It’s easier to rotate them, and stick them somewhere without the consequences of it being permanent

Your take on Patagonia makes me crack up 😂

“ They make one of these annuals every day” damn they are committed. 😆

I love that fish poster of all the fish to eat. . Anchovies next.

Matthew Carlson is my hero

Matthew. Never would I have thought I would stumble upon a video and get into "canned seafood", I've always had a few cans of sardines here and there but watching your videos has changed my pantry into having several different varieties of sardines, kipper snacks and oysters/clams. Have you ever had Reese, Baby Smoked Clams? I had these are I will probably never get canned oysters again. Thanks for the videos and keep it going.

I care about weird soup

Yourn camping comments & that reading material, pivoted in my brain & reminded me of an old camping book which recommended: asbestos to not get burned whilst camping; limit the cast iron to 1 pot,1 pan when back packing

Cole’s smoked rainbow trout is really good! Cant wait for the review

Your vids have been getting me to try more and more different tinned fish. Just got a few of those patagonia mackerels for $3.50 apiece and they're so good. Never had tinned mackerel before, but I'm loving it! I'm tempted to buy more while they're still on sale.

You got me crackin up I’d feel the same about all the promotion and reading lol. Love the vibes!

Boom Sardines

that sound @ 4:41 got me dying

I think I need to prep you an Israeli assortment : )

Nice to see ya!!

Best one yet! 🐟

YOU tell us what we're even doing here! Or else!

Good stuff!, growing in the 'canned' food chain 😀

Eat the anchovies first!

Just found your channel. Guess I got some catching up to do. You're a funny dude. The way you read breadfruit institute from the back of the box made me lol.

I would love to try those sofrito mussels.

We're here for the Matthew Carlson experience, not for the fish. Relax!

Don't excuse the lack of "reading". I love packaging, and I appreciate you leaving threads for others to follow.

"Turned the page, look at that, they're eating, I'm eating, yeaaahhh, look at all these words". Dude this is amazing content. This is why I watch your vids lol. I just subscribed.

Just ordered their Responsible Seafood Sampler due to this video. Thanks!

David spade laugh. Love ya Matthew. Proud of ya!🦁

I’m down with tinned mackerel. They have fresh mackerel at heb. Thought about grilling some and seeing what happens.

Oh!!! You have some Titus!!! I’ve been hoping for a review, I’m really liking those!!! A few scales are usually on them, that’s not good, but I really enjoy the taste of them!!!

i see glimmers of Steve1989 in this one.

They way you talked about that magazine had my side’s hurting

Whenever I listen without watching I just hear Nick Mullen

Everytime I watch a fish files video it makes me want to go get a can of fish and some rice and smash a great meal.

as a former skywalker sound employee i have to say it always makes me SO PROUD when the wilhelm scream shows up on this channel

this channel astounds me, subscribed

A friend was telling me I should watch a documentary called seaspiracy. Apparently he gave up fish completely after it. I’m just like, “dude, watch some MCarlson, get yourself some sustainably caught cans of seafood, chill”. Nobody outside of China eats the nasty cans.

Why are you threatening us with that knife at the start of the video!?!

Love Steely Dan..Maybe I don't don't want one of those boxes off of the beaten path....Postage is too much to get something I didn't want,uh Matt.It's like I ordered Channel No5 and they sent Avon too..🤔

lol with the wilhelm scream

Quite an acquatic cornucopia. Also your hair looks great longer

You got the magazine dirty. :( lol

you really have a way with words

Fish for days lol!

Proper use of the Wilhelm scream 👍

Also very excited for the next videos

"Patagonia" ~ "Land of the Big Feet" 👣

Hey Matt! What are you even waiting for?! What’s going on???

I want to get a box like that.I'm not just curious I want to be a part of the culture.This is an underground culture.These are ,or some of us are wanting to be a part of this.You've started something but with me,I'm strictly Fish.I'm not into anything else.I'm a" purist".I'm into the Fish File. Hardcore.Anytime day or night,Matt.🤔

Love your videos man have a great day

rewatching this as the smarmiest episode haha

Since you tried a lots, can you make top 10 canned sardine brands ?

Enjoyed

I had no idea Patagonia made fish…or food at all. I guess that makes sense though?

Patagonia is also a town in Arizona

Wilhelm made an appearance!

Omg !

Fun fact; Patagonia makes tunics for the military.

haha thank you for also launching into song when something says gaucho

I feel like I just saw Experienced Matthew Carlson in S A V A G E M O D E. Glad to see you got some of those Titus bois already - u got the Hot Titus? Never tried em I just think the name's funny - I thought about sending some but I'm lazy.

Cool

I still waiting on the words "Thank You" for sending all those different items.