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Patrice O'Neal - Nothing Is Free 

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Patrice O'Neal in studio, relating a series of news stories to our individual lives with the central theme that nothing in life is free.

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26 авг 2024

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Комментарии : 187   
@ianmoffet5080
@ianmoffet5080 5 лет назад
They bag on patrice for his relationship with his girl but his relationship lasted longer than theirs
@Maxdemon98
@Maxdemon98 4 года назад
And was WAY more built on mutual trust and respect than any relationship Ant had. You can tell Opie' s a simp through and through. He might end up hitting Lindsey or worse
@questionmark1152
@questionmark1152 4 года назад
Opie isn't confident in himself and it shows...
@questionmark1152
@questionmark1152 4 года назад
@mateas786 "secretly"
@PoyTroy
@PoyTroy 3 года назад
Exactly !
@bubblewrapvillain
@bubblewrapvillain 2 года назад
Opie might have XX chromosomes. Such a feminine reasoning
@JRSKATELAB
@JRSKATELAB 4 года назад
“Don’t you wish money could buy your emotional needs?” Patrice
@truestdude
@truestdude 4 года назад
Bars of gold man. Bars of gold
@tobia.1281
@tobia.1281 Год назад
shit…no one else would drop this pearl of wisdom
@nicholascecil6733
@nicholascecil6733 3 месяца назад
-Therapists everywhere
@3serio
@3serio 6 лет назад
Patrice gave them so much free gold
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 5 лет назад
Yup, I wish they made Patrice a part of the show and paid him. At first I though he should replace Opie, but then I remembered so many times I laughed at Patrice and everyone shitting on Opie......I liked opie there so people could make fun of him and call him out on his bullshit.
@PyroMan3
@PyroMan3 5 лет назад
he wasn't paid? jeeezz
@jasonkassa4130
@jasonkassa4130 5 лет назад
Nuthin' is free
@skateboarding118
@skateboarding118 4 года назад
O&A IS Patrice for me
@3serio
@3serio 4 года назад
skateboarding118 facts. Salute to all the soldiers who put those recordings up.
@parkertalley239
@parkertalley239 5 лет назад
I respect that Patrice had enough respect to not rip Opie apart on the show
@NosyFella
@NosyFella 4 года назад
Better for his career to stay in opie's good books
@KAD10895
@KAD10895 3 года назад
He's a special kind of intolerable in this video.
@theprodigalsun__
@theprodigalsun__ 3 года назад
@@NosyFella he definitely shit on a lot of other ppl in situations that damaged his career lol
@nimo517
@nimo517 3 года назад
Tired of BS yeah agreed... Patrice had a small underground audience for many reasons that have nothing to do with Opie. He wouldn’t have won an Oscar, but I’d be interested to see how he would have branded himself now. He always talks about not playing the Hollywood game and would rather do talk shows, but I wonder if he would have had a podcast to compare with the best of today.
@tb9256
@tb9256 3 года назад
@@nimo517 he’s probably do something like 5150 but be as popular as joe rogan actually he’d have a podcast with bill
@hockeymasktime1918
@hockeymasktime1918 6 лет назад
Patrice was a demigod, a monk of wisdom.
@blkplaguelmc
@blkplaguelmc 5 лет назад
Amen
@scottdavis4388
@scottdavis4388 4 года назад
Saint Patrice O’Neal, is the patron saint of pu$$y
@iizben
@iizben 4 года назад
I think of him as black buddha
@tb9256
@tb9256 4 года назад
MelBorN he’s a full god
@95Everan
@95Everan 2 года назад
Your right murder face guy
@KalosPVP
@KalosPVP 6 лет назад
So many Patrice videos lately and it's awesome!
@declined7
@declined7 6 лет назад
Motivation specialist has the best. His titles are great. Real patrice fan. Keep this diabetic hero alive!
@justlikebck5162
@justlikebck5162 3 года назад
This man thinking was beyond ahead of his time
@30minutesLess
@30minutesLess 4 года назад
Little did they realize Patrice would soon lead the way for years to come.
@drunkenmmamaster419
@drunkenmmamaster419 Год назад
Been listening to Patrice more and more lately , this dude was so damn smart about societal issues and relationships , really sucks i didnt appreciate him more when he was still alive glad hes not forgotten tho and treated like a legend
@Mudoh415
@Mudoh415 5 лет назад
So thankful Patrice did these.
@thebayneshow938
@thebayneshow938 4 года назад
Patrice- u don’t have any vices? Opie- I go roller blading Lmaooooo
@riderofthepalehorsedeathhi4061
@riderofthepalehorsedeathhi4061 4 года назад
Man to see his face when he said that I bet it was utter disgust
@bubblewrapvillain
@bubblewrapvillain 2 года назад
@@riderofthepalehorsedeathhi4061 I nearly went to heaven when Opie said that. Hey, could have met Patrice there
@Opie..
@Opie.. 2 года назад
lol the way anthony said "aggghh, there's an expert for everything". Patrice, tremendous. Sounds like an early interview -- this man was a force of nature truly. rip
@jahjah5901
@jahjah5901 3 года назад
Patrice have open my eyes with the free gems S.I.P the late great PATRICE ONEAL
@chikowashere
@chikowashere 3 года назад
You can hear Ope getting upset when they were asking what nickname his girl has for him. The guy can't take anything.
@MrDudezProductionz
@MrDudezProductionz 4 года назад
Opie is so underhanded. Even when Patrice is being friendly with him, he'll say a smug ass critical comment.
@BoqPrecision
@BoqPrecision 4 года назад
Opie to Patrice "you're nowhere near in love with your girl dude...I mean I can't get enuff of mine, what's wrong with you?"
@remylucai
@remylucai 3 года назад
"Everybody has a price. And Everyone is going to pay. -"The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibase
@draganpetev4677
@draganpetev4677 4 года назад
Only weak people don't want alone time... I love my whole family and still prefer to spend 90% of my time alone... You guys will never get it because you weren't born to be strong, to be making big decisions and run things in general...
@sinan3845
@sinan3845 3 года назад
I like to be alone and think and learn new things
@draganpetev4677
@draganpetev4677 3 года назад
@@sinan3845 Well, you are in a minority so better get used to it!!!
@juanme555
@juanme555 3 года назад
@@draganpetev4677 Most people are simply terrified of being an individual.
@GGtheRealest
@GGtheRealest 2 года назад
I'm the same way. I thoroughly enjoy the people around me genuinely, love anticipating being with them and making plans, but I don't EVER need anybody to be with me to do shit that I want to do. There's concerts of musicians that my friends wouldn't want to see, i don't care, I'll go alone. Even if I made plans with friends to go somewhere, concert or whatever and they flake because things happen, I'll go alone. I don't care. I'll literally go to a decent restaurant and eat alone, I don't care. There's people that are seriously scared of going places alone, thinking that they won't enjoy themselves, thinking that other people will think it's sad... I think they're weak people. Can't go hiking alone, can't travel alone, can't drive a certain distance alone, and probably pee sitting down.
@draganpetev4677
@draganpetev4677 2 года назад
@@GGtheRealest Needing others is a weakness! Being stronger with others is a plus... People who can't be alone are simply inferior beings...
@vasjaklun6008
@vasjaklun6008 3 года назад
"You can get the same look if you whistle to the dog."
@w12ath040211
@w12ath040211 4 года назад
"...when the internet was *the* *internet* " -Greg "Opie" Hughes
@barryville
@barryville 4 года назад
That GERMAN Guy fucking chicken was hilarious 😂
@theflanman1986
@theflanman1986 6 лет назад
I laugh AT her... oh Patrice
@SFsailingbiking
@SFsailingbiking 3 года назад
Patrice O’Neal is such a comic gangsta
@icegangsta5161
@icegangsta5161 2 года назад
True
@cookiemason7546
@cookiemason7546 4 года назад
I can listen to the phone book, read Patrice O'Neal!!
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration 6 лет назад
PASTA-TUTES!!!
@KOSZG0430
@KOSZG0430 Год назад
10:55 mark is hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Aw ha ha haa girl!" 🤣🤣🤣
@danielhuelsman76
@danielhuelsman76 3 года назад
This video is 50% about bestiality, but this comment section is like "Patrice O'neal died for our sins, so we may sin with diligence and purpose".
@ambrosia_123
@ambrosia_123 11 месяцев назад
lol!!
@_ruddegar
@_ruddegar 3 года назад
Patrice was king
@jaydell4039
@jaydell4039 4 года назад
Your girl is not funny she just grew up with a lot of brothers
@kingofnara
@kingofnara 3 года назад
jbp
@kellyjones3466
@kellyjones3466 3 года назад
Daaaamn lmao
@dankestranch8738
@dankestranch8738 3 года назад
Joe budden podcast mantra
@modernman1240
@modernman1240 2 года назад
11:59 Whamen dont know how to be our friend. We hv to TEACH them how to be our friend.
@nimo517
@nimo517 3 года назад
16:55 Anthony has way too many specific examples of animal cruelty
@Kradus
@Kradus 3 года назад
I thought the same lol
@darious6100
@darious6100 3 года назад
Keepem train pimpin🙇‍♀️🗽
@dolanddrumpf6344
@dolanddrumpf6344 3 года назад
This podcast made me realize my girlfriend has never made me laugh as hard as a friend has, I laughed at her and not because of her. Damn. Women are not funny.
@Dino_Medici
@Dino_Medici 4 года назад
Patrice comes off like an old grandma with his earnestness in this one haha
@V4Now
@V4Now 2 года назад
A moment of Silence for all those poor chickens.🤦🏾‍♂️
@brodieyake7735
@brodieyake7735 5 лет назад
13:59 Cue Scorchie's Weird News segment.
@aarongabriel2571
@aarongabriel2571 Год назад
there's an expert for everything
@macrondo5852
@macrondo5852 5 лет назад
what does your girl call you Gropie 😂😂😂🤣😂😂
@teamhex
@teamhex 6 лет назад
I'm with Opie on this one. It's not even a monogamy thing. The act of paying for sex is a huge turn off. I shouldn't have to pay for something that should be free. The idea that she wouldn't be doing it without the money is enough to ruin it. That mixed with the lording over men with their delicious bodies...nah man.
@mgm8075
@mgm8075 6 лет назад
It’s crazy how sex is the one thing we get freaked out about paying for. Water should be free, but I don’t shit my pants at the thought of buying a water bottle. Capitalism is ingrained bro might as well work with it
@Overqualified1
@Overqualified1 6 лет назад
you're gonna be paying for it sooner or later.
@xcaluhbration
@xcaluhbration 6 лет назад
Marq Mac my wife got mad that I said that and even more upset that she knows its true. She a good soldier though and i'm glad I bought her.
@Overqualified1
@Overqualified1 6 лет назад
lol. as am i.
@theolajide
@theolajide 6 лет назад
@ teamhex don't kid ypurself there's not a woman on this planet that doesn't charge an entrance fee
@Nuckabuc
@Nuckabuc 2 года назад
Does this count as Cardi B's first mention on the radio 📻? Maybe they got the ethnicity wrong (just heard the accent and assumed she was Mexican?) 🤔 Just Saying.
@lucasvoltaire8364
@lucasvoltaire8364 5 лет назад
Patrice makes his girl sound like Sakura
@PalashaGabarra
@PalashaGabarra 5 лет назад
Weeb
@bigniftydude
@bigniftydude 5 лет назад
"Chicken fucking for dummys: eat it when you're done"
@patrickquinn5939
@patrickquinn5939 2 года назад
I bet they now wish they went on that trip with their friend Patrice
@randomidiot8142
@randomidiot8142 3 года назад
I'm with Opie. I can't get into that fantasy mindset to enjoy paid pleasure. It sort of sucks because I feel cold about the whole romance thing but it keeps me from looking for trouble.
@GGtheRealest
@GGtheRealest 2 года назад
You've never hooked up with a girl even without paying her, enjoyed her time and presence, fucked the shit outta her, and then stopped talking to her, or have her stop talking to you? Same thing Patrice was saying about Brazil. Except you might even have some actual authority over those gorgeous girls in Brazil with your dollar in a way you could never do with a girl here who just wanted the free food and a good time without any actual interest in you. Sounds amazing because I've NEVER been able to just clap my hands and tell my bitch to get in here and get naked while I freshen up in the bathroom. Or snap my fingers and point to my junk and expect to get my dick sucked. I don't even think that an American prostitute would tolerate that based off that simple pride, ego, and meritless dignity in American women that Patrice has talked about before. YET, SOMEHOW SOMEWAY, there are pimps in the USA that can convince women to sell pussy and not keep the money, and there are some pimps that manipulate American women like that and that don't actually put them on a corner but still have some sort of authority over them to have them march to their drum. That's what Patrice gets at. That guys like Opie and Ant are so pussy to fear what these girls will say to their selfish ideas and will even refuse to admit their desires because they're scared of their current woman or any potential woman hearing what they say and cancel them out of getting their presence and pussy. Like some faggot dude who you know is a piece of shit but will white knight for women in front of them against you hoping to get some pussy. The dishonesty disgusts Patrice.
@1ColdFuture
@1ColdFuture Год назад
------1:00. 5:36Which one is not doing that?
@FullOedipus
@FullOedipus Год назад
I don't think the chicken thing is cruel if you're gonna eat it afterwards. Every butcher I've met does their thing before they do their thing, if you know what I mean. That's why chicken has so much protein.
@cookiemason7546
@cookiemason7546 4 года назад
Is it Pat-Rice? Or Puh-Treese??
@Yawsuke
@Yawsuke 4 года назад
COOKIE MASON Puh Treese
@truthinaction0000
@truthinaction0000 3 года назад
Pa-tRee-Key
@V4Now
@V4Now 3 года назад
@@truthinaction0000 I see you're a fan 🤣
@orokusaki8670
@orokusaki8670 2 года назад
Patrice is right about love and women. I’ll be in Anthony are just silly at this point.
@trooperjoe73
@trooperjoe73 2 года назад
Patrice said his nickname was Gropie. 😆
@ijonkilledyou6062
@ijonkilledyou6062 4 года назад
17:44
@K1Assassin2012
@K1Assassin2012 3 года назад
Can't believe they just skipped right past gropie
@Poxymonkeypox
@Poxymonkeypox 4 года назад
The Rottweiler fucker, although sick, is the bravest pervert ever.
@SpreadieGirthy
@SpreadieGirthy 2 года назад
I, with my other friends at the late 90s playing outside witnessed a guy trying to get a big dog that my uncle owned to his house to have s*x with, but luckily the police got to him before he got the dog into his house, that guy was trying, pulling the leash and pushing the dog.
@mo_muscle3513
@mo_muscle3513 2 года назад
😳😳😳😳😳
@SHAKA-NEU-LU
@SHAKA-NEU-LU 4 месяца назад
😂. Dudes think it’s different when they think paying for it upfront is different when you have a “real” gf or wife. What makes u think she’s attracted to u frfr ?
@kieraneric2549
@kieraneric2549 9 месяцев назад
I’m thinking the nickname Opie’s wife had for him was “sugar tits,” for obvious reasons.
@mykten187
@mykten187 4 года назад
Cardi b’s people
@rodneyeva8
@rodneyeva8 3 года назад
Buggary
@joaofortunato2393
@joaofortunato2393 Год назад
perfect transition from relationships into beastiality
@1verge1
@1verge1 4 года назад
Time. And mental abuse.
@lsporter88
@lsporter88 3 года назад
Opie's right, I'm with him on this one (about Hookers).
@Paranomalous
@Paranomalous Год назад
Opie the fed lol
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