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Patrice O'Neal
From The Black Phillip Show

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26 июн 2011

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@katkal3
@katkal3 7 лет назад
all laughter aside, this dude here, was a fucking genius.
@skeetmarinerah3566
@skeetmarinerah3566 7 лет назад
katkal3 pure genius
@ThatCanadianGuy420
@ThatCanadianGuy420 10 лет назад
I'm watching this in fullscreen.Thats how good it is.
@Stricklandisthegoat
@Stricklandisthegoat 3 года назад
Lmao
@krisxaero
@krisxaero 3 года назад
you're obv clouded by weed to do this kind of shite
@jabibgalt5551
@jabibgalt5551 Год назад
lol me too
@manoneal1724
@manoneal1724 10 лет назад
"Women don't edit themselves." So god damn true. And, once again, one of the many female flaws that comes from their luxury of being sexually pursued. Because it's not a non-editing that comes from honesty and sincerity. It's a non-editing that comes from a lack of perceptiveness.
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 4 года назад
How is your relationship now?
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 4 года назад
Your post was 6 years ago have you figured it out and have a long relationship or still hate hate women for lack of perceptiveness whatever that means
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 4 года назад
I just read your comment was wondering how your doing
@klevacolombo282
@klevacolombo282 3 года назад
akjohnny just concerned is all
@encyclopediaamericana7234
@encyclopediaamericana7234 3 года назад
If you point out your girl is being mean when she's actually being mean, you're the asshole. Women can't handle correction. They don't have to, they can just find another guy who is easier to control. Women gain all the benefits from a relationship: protection, provision, romance, etc. In other words, men do a bunch of work for them for the one thing men want. It's not men's fault women require so much to be happy, while men require one thing. And women dare make men feel guilty for being easier to make happy.....
@PsychoticBedroomRecordings
@PsychoticBedroomRecordings 5 лет назад
One of the best Patrice clips. This could have been performed live on a stage and would kill.
@jerrymorales2804
@jerrymorales2804 5 лет назад
Whether your White Black Hispanic or any other race.....This Man should be ur guru on how to stop women wasting ur time n money.......
@jahgol
@jahgol 13 лет назад
I work with mostly women. That salmon dipped in honey bit is absolutely true. They get away with inappropriate contact and conversation that I can't do with them.
@oneeyehooly9537
@oneeyehooly9537 4 года назад
Bro.. jobs are replaceable. Shoot your fucking shot and if they don't wanna play the game move on
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
Oh, you can. You havent tried. But you gotta be assertive, otherwise you get seen as a creep or whatever. And find easy targets, girls that you know will not overreact to your approach or whatever.
@Ddx629
@Ddx629 2 года назад
Not to mention, most sexual harassment women face comes from other women. About 45% of sexual harassment men face comes from other men.
@vanhelsingslayerofslores5865
I work at the Hospital these bitches come in with the witchcraft in full effect
@bboohhmmaann
@bboohhmmaann 10 лет назад
go shark go shark! Lol
@itwas1ofthem
@itwas1ofthem 11 лет назад
that book would have been a blockbuster
@trooperjoe73
@trooperjoe73 12 лет назад
Give me a "T" ya'll. Give me an "OOH, NUH", cause we run shit!
@Anthony-jc1ii
@Anthony-jc1ii 5 лет назад
Never get enough of these.
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 11 лет назад
I love Patrice. He is so fugking real.
@Superman5000The
@Superman5000The 11 лет назад
If I knew about Black Phillip, I would've gotten out of the 4 year relationship I was in MUCH earlier than I did.
@shaduwy
@shaduwy 3 года назад
This guy was a genius. How he managed to uncover insight details into female psyche is unheard of. Just goes to show we all have different purpose in life and our experiences are tailor made to achieving those set objectives.....
@mrWeenerboy
@mrWeenerboy 5 лет назад
Let me tell y’all something...as a 5’ 7” white male, I’d rate myself about 7 out of 10, this man has helped me soooo much, when it comes to women. Because of Patrice O’ Neal...I KILL IT I WITH WOMEN. THIS SHIT WORKS!!!
@summer-np6fx
@summer-np6fx 6 лет назад
This Man is A GOD!!!
@GrandFiction
@GrandFiction 10 лет назад
A lot of young men need to listen to him young Men not boys that want to hook up. He sounds like a crude version of my father.
@TheRobgproductions
@TheRobgproductions 10 лет назад
'its important but it aint special'' .. yes it is! BWAAAK!! ha fucking brilliant
@RhodesidesReviews
@RhodesidesReviews 11 лет назад
RIP, a true prophet
@PeazyG420
@PeazyG420 7 лет назад
god i miss this nigga
@eezysqueezy
@eezysqueezy 11 лет назад
I swear to God, I lost my shit when Patrice used the phrase 'titty armour'
@monikidd15
@monikidd15 12 лет назад
These podcasts, have completly changed my view on the world...
@jakeizlove
@jakeizlove 12 лет назад
Wish I could have met this dude. Smart and well read.
@Haywerth
@Haywerth 11 лет назад
Damn, I wish Patrice were still alive so I can tell him the shark analogy does NOT stink and was really spot on. Life is so unfair sometimes.
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 11 лет назад
She is the epitome of a women with that mind state
@FredDaImpaler
@FredDaImpaler 5 лет назад
We need him now more than ever.
@arkyandy9612
@arkyandy9612 4 года назад
All men must hear this!!!!
@WorshipInTruth
@WorshipInTruth 11 лет назад
He was a seasoned gentlemen.
@Emannzo
@Emannzo 6 лет назад
The patience Patrice has is supernatural
@MikeBrownLegend
@MikeBrownLegend 5 лет назад
It's because he knows that not everyone is still operating from what they've been taught to believe, and don't fully see the primal animal psychology at play behind it all.
@overload67
@overload67 11 лет назад
THANK YOU PAT-RICE!!
@Nonsequitor415
@Nonsequitor415 12 лет назад
Patrice O'Neal is my hero! Every female needs to hear this!
@Aright231
@Aright231 5 лет назад
Non stop barrage of enlightenment for the masses
@OpEditorial
@OpEditorial 13 лет назад
Gotta love Patrice- he's like a sage of wisdom, sorta.
@houseman5815
@houseman5815 6 лет назад
Love my boy Patrice!
@Sonnykendrick
@Sonnykendrick 3 года назад
Omg he’s right
@raspycellist
@raspycellist 12 лет назад
He's talking about questing, and he's very right about it. Just like questing in a game.
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 6 лет назад
“It’s like...tuna fish” 💀💀💀
@paulkieffer1189
@paulkieffer1189 4 года назад
fuck we need badly. the best souls hardly ever live long enough.
@robertehrlich1803
@robertehrlich1803 7 лет назад
beast
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 6 лет назад
robert ehrlich y
@rjfink
@rjfink 11 лет назад
Dude, me too. In a big way.
@Larry11181
@Larry11181 4 года назад
Go shark! Go shark!!!
@peterkutoh3699
@peterkutoh3699 4 года назад
That part where pretty women control intimidating ugly dudes with their cuteness hits hard. Shark analogy is on another level
@1ColdFuture
@1ColdFuture Год назад
-------0:59 1:09Toothless sharks
@FrogBlasters
@FrogBlasters 11 лет назад
"Its the DATING ritual....BWARK!"
@JayGrinding
@JayGrinding Год назад
🤣💯
@thekidzcantfathom
@thekidzcantfathom 3 года назад
Patrice calling himself a "[Xbox] 360 nigga". Could you imagine getting roasted/ or hearing another player get roasted in the group chat? I wish Patrice was alive today so we could do let's plays. That would be legendary.
@chango316
@chango316 13 лет назад
go shark, go sharkkkkk, go sharkkkkk. goofy ass dudes lol
@andremotivation6561
@andremotivation6561 4 года назад
Can someone please make an animated video of this with sharks, tunas, bears..
@hurdler69
@hurdler69 11 лет назад
when i was 16 i remember walking around to different stores looking for a wii, when i didnt have money for one, didnt want one, and i already had an xbox 360 lmao
@raspycellist
@raspycellist 12 лет назад
@jfuya2000 Just like a game like Skyrim, or other dungeon diver like that. It's looking for something, adventuring. Going out and looking for a thing, or conquering something. Do you know what I mean?
@jfuya2000
@jfuya2000 12 лет назад
@raspycellist i'm sorry, please explain more. i'm not sure i understand. =)
@sageaizen6837
@sageaizen6837 3 года назад
go shark go shark hahahah
@openfist247
@openfist247 12 лет назад
@jahgol Yes. And not just at work. Period. They get to do all kinds of borderline crap and you are expected to pretend that it is not happening.
@jabibgalt5551
@jabibgalt5551 Год назад
"Aight, you finished, bitch? Now back to shark business."
@raspycellist
@raspycellist 12 лет назад
@jfuya2000 No problem man.
@asillynoob
@asillynoob 12 лет назад
Madden 2007 nigga. AHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard
@jfuya2000
@jfuya2000 12 лет назад
@raspycellist Ohh, I see! Thanks dude =) lol
@ek3918
@ek3918 4 года назад
3:24
@Chooooseeeenone
@Chooooseeeenone 5 лет назад
Let’s say sharks fuck tuna. Patrice was so good at taking dog shit theories and making them not only funny, but logical. 😂 Damn he’s hilarious, wish I would’ve met him
@benburns9505
@benburns9505 3 года назад
They say men and woman are equal and the same thing. Then in the next breath they ask where the real men are
@EcheChanga
@EcheChanga 12 лет назад
preachin boi preach Pratricimothy
@eleojimenez6398
@eleojimenez6398 4 года назад
5:30
@eleojimenez6398
@eleojimenez6398 4 года назад
7:07
@eleojimenez6398
@eleojimenez6398 4 года назад
7:50
@ogmike16
@ogmike16 12 лет назад
Lets Just Say Sharks Fucks Tuna o.O lmaoooooo
@FelipeEscobar86
@FelipeEscobar86 29 дней назад
Women in the comments going balls to the wall😂
@MrBadApple999
@MrBadApple999 12 лет назад
Huh...i was a male shark without even knowin
@focusedallday5620
@focusedallday5620 5 лет назад
When a girl is really with a man that makes her submit then she's truly with a man that is better than her. So the idea of submitting to a man is really for her own benefit and acceptance that he is better and it doesn't not make sense to continue to get into these power struggles.
@havinagoodtimefour20
@havinagoodtimefour20 12 лет назад
how do you give a girl a fifty fifty come on patrice you should know that..
@johnclavis
@johnclavis 12 лет назад
@jahgol LOL So who *are* the women at your office "getting away with" touching and talking to, if not you? Some good-looking dude?
@johnclavis
@johnclavis 12 лет назад
@jefffawcett Agreed. Patrice totally misses the boat in the last bit -- yes, it's considered inappropriate for men to hit on female co-workers REPEATEDLY (it isn't really considered sexual harassment to ask a co-worker out once; you have to keep pushing after they say no 2-3 times), but it's *also* considered inappropriate for women to dress unprofessionally... and believe me, that shit is laid out in plain English, and it more or less tracks with common sense: no miniskirts, no tube tops, etc.
@iwantthe80sback59
@iwantthe80sback59 2 года назад
Wish I knew how to split screen Patrice O’Neal and Jordan Peterson, saying the exact same thing in 2 entirely different ways.
@williamschlass4598
@williamschlass4598 5 лет назад
Wow i didnt think id disagree with patrice on anything but the filling the void with superficial things vs spiritual growth, knowledge, etc that seems like bs but the you shouldnt vs you should is better
@shaduwy
@shaduwy 3 года назад
I don’t think you understood him correctly. I think what he meant was men can sit around all day and do pretty much nothing. We enjoy our own company and don’t need to be doing serious or important things all the time. That said, it doesn’t mean some men don’t apply themselves to be better, off course not, some of us do but it’s usually out of necessity because we’re after something......
@Fullmetaltracer
@Fullmetaltracer 11 лет назад
patrice in his infinite wisdom got that part wrong men focus on scholarly pursuits and things like art literature etc. women's world revolve around material objects he had it backwards.
@oneeyehooly9537
@oneeyehooly9537 4 года назад
Don't you ever insult the king like that again
@richig761
@richig761 11 лет назад
He wants a reason to beat women? Then why does he ALWAYS say never to touch women? He is thinking logically. I don't agree with everything he says. Although, he's thinking outside of the little politically correct box that most live in. He understands men and women very well. That comes from a lot of deep thinking.
@SooprSkwurl
@SooprSkwurl 12 лет назад
ahh...women live in "you shouldn't" because society/men let it trickle down that "we shouldn't"
@misomaniac3907
@misomaniac3907 3 года назад
This woman's voice makes me a misogynist.
@jefffawcett
@jefffawcett 13 лет назад
I love Patrice, but he's out of his mind here. Spoken just like a black male comic who has never worked in an office in his life.
@Dommy11
@Dommy11 6 лет назад
First of all not every workplace is an office. Also, he was on The Office. That counts.
@tofumar
@tofumar 12 лет назад
Meh. Pretty weak stuff. I think he surrounded himself with the wrong women.
@samidarwish86
@samidarwish86 6 лет назад
tofumar bitch
@mocitymedia92
@mocitymedia92 5 лет назад
Dumb bitch
@ricardoh87
@ricardoh87 Год назад
can you express your own thoughts instead of just repeating other women's opinions?
@Monscent
@Monscent 9 лет назад
Patrice was funny as hell...his views on women I think were distorted as fuck from a young age tho (eg by his rape conviction) and he was clearly very angry at women his whole life after that
@trillgates2452
@trillgates2452 8 лет назад
you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?
@trillgates2452
@trillgates2452 8 лет назад
you mean the rape that he didn't actually commit?
@samusgenesis
@samusgenesis 8 лет назад
+Monscent nah. He was forced to think about how to best make himself happy in this lame world and he is sharing the conclusions he came to on how to think when pursuing and maintaining a relationship. Though your actions might be similar to others, the mindset behind the actions might be completely different which makes a difference.
@Monscent
@Monscent 8 лет назад
+samusgenesis Thats just not true man.. Just listen to Dante Nero who did this podcast with him, even he says that Patrice had major issues with sort of hating women, and that he himself wasnt against admitting that. It stemmed from him having problems with the rape accusation as well as the fact that he really didnt attract girls at all until later in life once he started his whole alpha mentality.
@samusgenesis
@samusgenesis 8 лет назад
+Monscent On the later episodes, Patrice and Jeffery was talking. Jeffery - "I mean, I love women" Patrice - "nigga, I love women too." Besides, if he just hated women, he wouldn't have had Von for all them years. He hated how women acted in his generation but not women all together. If you "hate" something, you wouldn't want anything to do with it. Realism is not hatred. He was real and he was passionate about his awakening. He knew hate was a strong word to use directly against women through listening to his convo with Dante. That was the only word he could think of at the time. "I know I'm using these strong words, but it shouldn't add to that?!"
@droma51090
@droma51090 11 лет назад
all patrice ever wanted was to legally be able to beat women
@originalman5722
@originalman5722 4 года назад
I smell a simp... He never said that. He wanted a man's strength to only be recognized, not exhibited.
@ricardoh87
@ricardoh87 Год назад
bro he literally said the exact opposite. You are an NPC in a woman's world
@droma51090
@droma51090 11 лет назад
there is nothing 'deep' about his thinking, do yourself a favor and stop
@samidarwish86
@samidarwish86 6 лет назад
d rom bitch
@originalman5722
@originalman5722 4 года назад
It's hard to explain advanced mathematics to an ant...
@ek3918
@ek3918 4 года назад
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