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Patrice O'Neal - Women Do Not Do Things Righteously 

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Patrice O'Neal, Dante Nero, Dru Boogie and Karith Foster in studio, helping Nathan with his long distance relationship with a younger woman who suggested having an open relationship.

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@mastereppsreturns6586
@mastereppsreturns6586 5 лет назад
Men are told to do the right thing Women are told to do what’s right for them
@mrichar9
@mrichar9 4 года назад
Woah holy shit
@shatteredsquare
@shatteredsquare 4 года назад
EXACTLY, equality is a bullshit concept, women are equivalent to grown children, given authority of adults, free reign and zero consequence...to the detriment of everyone else
@denimchicken104
@denimchicken104 4 года назад
👏👏👏
@iSuperdupaloveweed
@iSuperdupaloveweed 4 года назад
Shit, that's worded perfectly
@theconsciousobserver6829
@theconsciousobserver6829 4 года назад
shatteredsquare children with breasts
@seanw3621
@seanw3621 6 лет назад
Patrice was too good for this world.
@Ramidemi710
@Ramidemi710 6 лет назад
I only saw a little bit of his stand up when he was alive. Only now getting into his philosophy.
@Ramidemi710
@Ramidemi710 6 лет назад
It's only the fucking geniouses dying. When did you last hear of a fucking hack kicking the bucket huh? It's like talent is a poison or something.
@seanw3621
@seanw3621 6 лет назад
Isaac Plumbo He was next level. When O&A came to XM and he was on, I'd figure out a way to listen, even if it meant calling in late.
@MrDunkam2
@MrDunkam2 6 лет назад
Sean W I agree
@MrDunkam2
@MrDunkam2 6 лет назад
True true
@landryprichard6778
@landryprichard6778 4 года назад
"Shut up, Karen!" Way ahead of his time, this Patrice fella.
@sieman78
@sieman78 4 года назад
No doubt, I was listening to this and it sounded like all of the so called red pill content or most you hear currently.
@earl-larsen
@earl-larsen 3 года назад
Karith Foster. and although shes whiny and brings that stereotypical female response, she always laughs and is a good sport in every clip shes in. every other female that shows up always gets pissed tho lol
@LivingBGLegend
@LivingBGLegend 3 года назад
He was brilliant tho some didn’t want to hear it yet
@innerpeace6014
@innerpeace6014 3 года назад
He said: "Shut up, Karith!" Her first name is : Foster
@PhilliesDude2k20
@PhilliesDude2k20 3 года назад
7:38
@jmnyc212
@jmnyc212 3 года назад
Patrice's loss is still one of the biggest L's this world has ever taken. The man was a fucking gem.
@wizkid8205
@wizkid8205 3 года назад
Word up
@elliottsmith7530
@elliottsmith7530 2 года назад
Couldn't have said it better bredren. Brilliant mind...low key the GOAT for real....Dave is of course but theyre two sides of the same coin to me....Patrice is a master of breaking down person to person relationships and psychology while Dave is a master of society on a global scale...
@elliottsmith7530
@elliottsmith7530 2 года назад
our fav comedian's fav comedian
@whitleypedia
@whitleypedia 2 года назад
He could have been on The Office its entire run :(
@WhoIsJohnGaltt
@WhoIsJohnGaltt 2 года назад
Atleast his words will never be lost this way. It will continue to go on if people promote it to.
@Surgicaldamage
@Surgicaldamage 6 лет назад
Listen to the chick in the background trying to sweep the truth under the mat! That's the scariest thing about it all.
@odinsplaygrounds
@odinsplaygrounds 5 лет назад
Because women have a hive mind. They are unable to detach themselves from situations with other women, they always put themselves in their shoes and takes EVERYTHING personally. If you bitch about another girl / woman, points out how illogical or hysterical she is acting, the girl listening to this will automatically put herself in the hysterical woman's shoes and try to excuse her behaviour and defend it at all costs - probably because she can relate to acting as hysterical and nonsensical as the woman in question. Unlike men, who can laugh and make fun of general behaviour of guys. We can even laugh at us doing some of the primitive things as chasing pussy and caring too much about sex etc.But whenever we talk about evolutionary traits and behavior patterns in women, they will ALWAYS deny it, always claim they don't do it - even if they reconfirm said claim minutes later.
@pale_saint
@pale_saint 5 лет назад
They all belong to the same covenant and try to guard their only secret of lying to men about everything.
@E-raticWarrior
@E-raticWarrior 4 года назад
@@odinsplaygrounds You're so fucking right soldier.
@E-raticWarrior
@E-raticWarrior 4 года назад
@Vince Williams spot on
@blaccknight1
@blaccknight1 4 года назад
I thought the same thing, how scary it is that women can sweep shit under the rug like it's nothing
@michaelgray1803
@michaelgray1803 6 лет назад
Women all ways have somebody on deck
@dankburrito4219
@dankburrito4219 5 лет назад
Yep. If she's talking to you, she's talking to multiple men.
@Sp1n1985
@Sp1n1985 5 лет назад
He is saved in her phone as a summons in a video game. Food 🍲 Mover 🚛 Fixer 🛠️ Dating app fwb 🏩 Nerd 🤓 "daddy" 🍆 💵
@Sp1n1985
@Sp1n1985 5 лет назад
@@dankburrito4219 nah there's the hermit girls 🍷, the future cat ladies 🐈, and the Ethots 👯‍♀️
@straightcashhomey1261
@straightcashhomey1261 5 лет назад
They always have dudes lined up. That’s why they move on emotionally so fucking quickly
@26478me
@26478me 5 лет назад
You are CORRECT SIR!!!!@@straightcashhomey1261
@machspeed8153
@machspeed8153 5 лет назад
22? long distance? she is getting nailed
@Awkward_Inc3l
@Awkward_Inc3l 4 года назад
He said he was buying her things and whatnot I bet she wasn’t returning the favors. She probably has lukewarm attraction to him and gives to good sex to the other younger guy she truly wants. She’s, not gonna lie if I would put up with a girl I had somewhat attraction for if she was buying me things
@99dedbuffoons17
@99dedbuffoons17 3 года назад
@@Awkward_Inc3l hell no she wasnt, but BET SHE WAS returning that shit for cash back 🤣
@colepeltier8472
@colepeltier8472 4 месяца назад
Yeah he should've broken up with her the moment it became long distance
@NicholasAlt
@NicholasAlt 6 лет назад
Patrice was the absolute best. He was a genius.
@fugginchit1
@fugginchit1 4 года назад
No question!
@26478me
@26478me 5 лет назад
"""Women do not leave their selves hanging""" WOW!!! Perfection!
@elmerwilber3308
@elmerwilber3308 4 года назад
.
@truestdude
@truestdude 4 года назад
💯
@cflo1386
@cflo1386 4 года назад
Such a great point.
@oscarleyva6485
@oscarleyva6485 5 месяцев назад
what does this mean?
@yehorveremii
@yehorveremii 2 месяца назад
​​​@@oscarleyva6485they are always for sale even being in the relationship, it means they viciously hypergamous, which is choosing better option and the best option available over you every time. Another man don't mind her being in the relationship "hanging", they hadn't talked about it at all when she already gave him a shot to see what happens, if not her pussy after some corporate party - That's when the bs about open relationship, general and specific complaints about you and your relationship with her power up. SHE FUCKIN ANOTHER NIGA, GET OUT, if u ain't into it, ig. 😃👍
@biggabar7048
@biggabar7048 6 лет назад
RIP Big homie
@johnnonamegibbon3580
@johnnonamegibbon3580 6 лет назад
I think what kills women is that they're materialistic. Women don't really appreciate things, they just like having them. Men actually like things (tech, cars, etc) while women just want to own it.
@jamie49868
@jamie49868 6 лет назад
Just look in her closet....thousand of dollars in shoes and outfits that she never wears, but just had to have...and those are item she actually likes. Think she gives a fuck about anything else? She'll leave everything behind including her children for a shinier object.
@Ramidemi710
@Ramidemi710 6 лет назад
That's evolution man. In the stone age, who would go out there and hunt the mammoth? It's the guys. Women can't do that shit so they gotta leech of a man and amass materials to survive.
@budgieentertainment9931
@budgieentertainment9931 6 лет назад
Men value things because men create them
@teamhex
@teamhex 6 лет назад
We like things that make life easier and useful. They like things because they look nice.
@mirusvet
@mirusvet 6 лет назад
dayyymmm
@timhorton7799
@timhorton7799 5 лет назад
this guy is so politically incorrect it's therapeutic
@jellyroll5247
@jellyroll5247 5 лет назад
Patrice is old school. How my generation grew up. Men unfortunately have been systematically clipped over the last 3 to 4 decades. Only now are men starting to wake up and realizing what's been going on. Pump and dump my friends the ladies deserve it.
@blackspur77
@blackspur77 4 года назад
Correct, he was just correct.
@NCRonrad
@NCRonrad 3 года назад
@@jellyroll5247 your generation is soft, a collection of failures, and in proximity to swarmy boomers- Mr. P is evergreen, like zhang zi, but for men
@scottdavis4388
@scottdavis4388 3 года назад
Even George Carlin called out soft/ PC language back in the early 90’s. Patrice just speaks the truth
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 года назад
@@NCRonrad your generation had all the opportunities in the world easy jobs that paid livable wages you didn't have to get a new job every few years company loyalty was a thing and yet you still squandered everything and ruin the world
@StillsTheSeriesOfficial
@StillsTheSeriesOfficial 4 года назад
I love hearing it when women get upset at men for making generalities about their actions, motivations and emotions but men are supposed to sit back and bow when women inform us about ourselves at every chance.
@beeb4124
@beeb4124 25 дней назад
It’s even richer when you have these experiences and hear these stories (about women in their 20’s mostly) and they prove these generalizations to be absolutely true.
@scampoli25
@scampoli25 5 лет назад
Karith saying “that’s not true” before Patrice has even finished his sentence. You wonder why we don’t like you
@cosmotect
@cosmotect 4 года назад
Patrice doesn't stop lol, there was no window for her
@OdderMoniker
@OdderMoniker 3 года назад
I can’t believe she still does stand up, she’s awful.
@MrSupermanbe
@MrSupermanbe 3 года назад
“Don’t shake your head I am not done yet. Wait till you hear the whole thing so you can under this now” - my cousins Vinny.
@scampoli25
@scampoli25 3 года назад
@@cosmotect Shut the fuck up simp
@slimeballz
@slimeballz 6 лет назад
I can't seem to stop applauding this man 👊🏾
@michaeltruthson6262
@michaeltruthson6262 6 лет назад
slimeballz ok how do you get the black fist emoji? Everytime I press down on the fist emoji and select the black fist it doesn't happen.
@arai6147
@arai6147 5 лет назад
@@michaeltruthson6262 ur phone must be bugged with the current keyboard u have on. Try installing another keyboard app and it might work:)
@youngknowledgeseeker
@youngknowledgeseeker 3 года назад
michael truthson if you didn’t vote for biden it disappears from your emoji list...
@_-James-_
@_-James-_ 2 года назад
@@youngknowledgeseeker lmao
@petasamapetasama8304
@petasamapetasama8304 6 лет назад
Not all heroes wear capes.
@reginaldwoods6615
@reginaldwoods6615 3 года назад
Nope, they wear fedora’s and 4X purple suits
@jameswall1987
@jameswall1987 3 года назад
The best heros travel around with a suitcase full of glass dildos.
@Sean424t
@Sean424t 3 года назад
Patrice being excited about a 600 credit score was hilarious lol
@MrMoz94
@MrMoz94 4 года назад
Patrice O'Neal, the first man to figure out women.
@earl-larsen
@earl-larsen 3 года назад
everything patrice says is old school pimp game from black americans. he was just spreading the gospel to the world in the best way possible.
@mariusloveless7880
@mariusloveless7880 2 года назад
​@@qdpqbp These are quotes, but their entire philosophy is not based on the subject of getting your way with women. Pimps in Black America had an entire philosophy behind the subject of dealing with women and how to get them to do anything they wanted. Old School pimps would turn women out all the time, from dirty poor girls to Square women with full-time jobs, no matter how good-looking they were those pimps threw down game so cold those women couldn't help but run into his arms for warmth. I read a book by Iceburg Slim detailing his life, and he said the Pimp Game died after World War II when men went off to war and Women started getting into the workforce. The main way to control a woman is by playing on their natural materialistic wants and desires. Before the war women typically did not work, typically did not make enough to support themselves and their kids, and relied solely on men for that financial security. So once women became capable of independence without a man, they became near impossible to pimp the old way. However, elements of the old pimp game still work even with modern high-paid women, it's just you won't be able to put on square girl with a job that supports her on the track and pimp her proper, only poor women with no education can still be caught up that way. But like I said, you can still use the old school mentality of the OG Pimp Game to play women on an individual basis for your own sexual needs because they don't understand that they are being pimped, they think its just "courting", but in reality your pimping her ass but instead of turning her all the way out into a hoe who has sex for money, she's your personal hoe so to speak that you use until she either gets pissed that you're not committing or you get tired of her, whatever comes first.
@varsityeagle89
@varsityeagle89 Год назад
@@mariusloveless7880 Preach brotha, well said. I learned so much of the izm from Rosebudd, "Hollywood" Schauntee Parker and Bosshog Macaroni. Even had a phone consultation with Hollywood not too long ago.
@Blit-X-TVLive
@Blit-X-TVLive 5 месяцев назад
Pimps understand women.
@oskarkarrera
@oskarkarrera 3 месяца назад
Patrice Jumps in the delorean & goes back to Adam & Eve That would be my first wish if I ever find that lamp 🙏🏻😂
@SchillerDuval
@SchillerDuval 4 года назад
“It is what it is” is the most important lesson here. As a man, you gotta do what you need to do to survive. This guy needs to work and accept the fact that there are SO MANY other women out there. Live for yourselves, guys. Women will always be there.
@uhadme
@uhadme 6 лет назад
they like to use fact you can't prove they're liars against you. don't have to prove it.. that is how they are.
@li6706
@li6706 5 лет назад
uhadme exactly we all know most women cheat behind their man’s backs. It’s just truth man. Yes some women won’t do that but almost all will in my experience. But they know we can’t prove it so they just deny and lie to our face with no guilt attached. Im beginning to think women are the source of evil in this western world
@DopamineSink
@DopamineSink 5 лет назад
Even if you have evidence, it's "it's not what you think" followed by some complicated, drawn out explanation. And when you don't believe it, they try to guilt YOU for making them "feel like a liar". Women are just women.
@40III
@40III 5 лет назад
Exactly
@doubleaa7206
@doubleaa7206 5 лет назад
Then when they are caught will blame you for making them cheat because you didn't give them enough attention. Female logic is 2+2= ME and my feelings
@don8668
@don8668 5 лет назад
@Mic Rophone Sadly to say, I think the Middle East may have been onto something. Women from the MIddle East that manage to get out of those countries and away from the influence of their families go wild once they get into Western culture. Most Western women are out of control anyway as many have bought into the feminist philosophy of whoring themselves out until they are 30 and then trying to snag a guy. Most men are finally starting to catch on which is why marriage rates are continuing to go down in the West.
@fakshen1973
@fakshen1973 4 года назад
Women will always have a new man lined up. When she says "open relationship" she means, she wants to feel this new guy out because he's not totally into her yet. It might go bad and she wants a path back into her old relationship. She's not ready to exit that one completely.... yet. She's telling you that you aren't worth an hour drive to come see. It's that simple. Find someone else. She's not that special.
@frankgeniusza1524
@frankgeniusza1524 3 года назад
Exactly what's happening
@realone7524
@realone7524 3 года назад
The description is so perfect and covers every point. Would imagine your life being VERY organised too lol
@svalbard01
@svalbard01 3 года назад
Definition of branch swinging.
@BG-sq7zf
@BG-sq7zf 3 года назад
What most simps, feminist fe/males, white-knights, betas and conservative guys fail to realize: bad boys provide excitement, novelty, unpredictability and fun (fear, roller-coaster drama) to a new level. In other words, stability and commitment (no longer) won't cut it for today's 🦄. Why is that? Before she was your girlfriend, wife or lover, she already had been "run through" so many guys. And each time she slept with someone (both wo/men), she lost a part of her psyche, well-being or mind/soul/spirit. In other words, she is no longer able to have emotional attachment in a healthy or committed way. Cardi B. artist & role model for the most privilege 🦄 on the entire planet: '''My music is always going to make a woman feel like a bad bitch. When you make a woman feel like she’s the baddest bitch in the room, to me, that’s female empowerment.''' Feminist's Ideology from Sheryl Sandberg, chief operating officer of Facebook: '''My advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier.''' Isaiah 3:12 *Childish* leaders oppress my people, and *women* rule over them. O my people, your leaders mislead you; they send you down the wrong road. Proverbs 31:3 Don't give your strength (attention, resources, mental point origen) to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings. Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. *Sex and Culture* by Joseph Daniel Unwin *The Rational Male Series* by Rollo Tomassi *The Manipulated Man* by Esther Vilar *The Myth of Male Power* by Warren Farrell *The Feminist Lie: It Was Never About Equality* by Bob Lewis *Anatomy of Female Power* by Chinweizu Ibekwe *Men on Strike* by Helen Smith *Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars: An Introductory Programing Manual* by Anonymous
@PlatinumHustle
@PlatinumHustle 3 года назад
@@BG-sq7zf preach
@bobrossantichrisst
@bobrossantichrisst 5 лет назад
I’ve been with this girl for almost 6 years. She got radicalized sophomore year of college as a gender studies major. Or whatever the fuck you call that. That’s when it went south. Open relationship, trying to censor my speech. Well last Saturday I told her to get the fuck out of my house. I cannot l stand to look at her. Even think about her. I’ll admit I was cucked for a few years yes I know. Not anymore. Thank you Patrice you showed me not to take this ducking bullshit. I look back and it’s like damn. Talk about manipulating my emotions and controlling the situation.
@Firenmage433
@Firenmage433 Год назад
Yea you supposed to do that to her. The roles got reversed
@nyjeff365
@nyjeff365 6 лет назад
He's whipped sad part is its fake love like artificial sweetener
@KingWayne714
@KingWayne714 6 лет назад
I love this shit, this keeps me from feeling bad when a chick tries to guilt me into feeling like a bad person cus I stopped all the sweety sucker shit. My feelings make me feel bad but I KNOW what's going on when I'm out living life and she living hers. It is what it is. Genius
@Potencylogic
@Potencylogic 5 лет назад
Don't marry til u ready to settle down period if that's your choice tho man be you get that money
@DaybreakPT
@DaybreakPT 5 лет назад
@@Potencylogic Lol don't marry period, it has absolutely no use for men and only benefits the woman in this day and age, she just wants to be seen and admired at the weddings and entrap the men so he either has no choice but to stay with her goofy emotional ass or if he or she leaves she takes his house and half of his future income and uses it so she can fuck other dudes and have a steady stream of paychecks coming so she doesn't have to work. As a man you'd have to be insane to take that deal no matter what.
@kuraido6370
@kuraido6370 3 года назад
@@Potencylogic don't listen to this guy. Never marry
@jameswall1987
@jameswall1987 3 года назад
That's right big man, amen
@electric0618
@electric0618 3 года назад
@KingWayne714 I have this problem too. I was extremely moral as a young child so now in my adulthood, even though I actively reject morality, I still have these deep rooted beliefs ingrained in my character. This makes me really vunerable to being guilt tripped. It is really easy to make me feel guilty, and I know people will leverage that in the future. How did you get over this problem?
@shawngilliland243
@shawngilliland243 4 года назад
"Women do not do things righteously" - they wait motionless, which is the way the spider waits for the fly. Would have been so much better without the woman in the studio horning in.
@truthsoldier5757
@truthsoldier5757 5 лет назад
Patrice is the most straight up real dude that has ever lived. He's my all time favorite comedian!!! It's a real shame that his woman took all that money for a documentary about patrices life and spent it. Patrice would roll over in his grave over that.
@hennythingispossible11
@hennythingispossible11 4 года назад
nah thats typical woman. he prolly like this bitch
@neerudgebang2497
@neerudgebang2497 4 года назад
Wait, really?
@taiwoajumobi9553
@taiwoajumobi9553 3 года назад
He won't roll over in his grave. He knows women.
@shotglassanhero
@shotglassanhero 3 года назад
He was aware that his girlfriend was conniving. I remember him saying she would be a type of woman to flirt with her daughter’s boyfriend. Patrice understood this game, if anything he’s resting peacefully not having to play it anymore.
@PimpSpeed
@PimpSpeed 3 года назад
@@shotglassanhero He dominated this game. So much so that 10 years after he passed dudes are still learning something new from him, myself included.
@OdderMoniker
@OdderMoniker 3 года назад
When I first watched this, I said “she already met someone” on beat with Patrice. That is spot on, it happened to me twice. Wish I had Black Phillip when I was younger. Luckily, we have Patrice, and we don’t have to be slaves to women’s dumb emotions anymore.
@dammitbobbi_
@dammitbobbi_ 2 года назад
Just broke up with someone over a similar situation. She’s getting a masters, I’m working. She wants to go party, even when she knows she going to get hit on by dudes. I said, “cool. You can go do that.. but not with me in the picture.” ✌🏽
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
Nice. Stay strong brother
@whatisbestinlife8112
@whatisbestinlife8112 4 года назад
We need Patrice today more than ever.
@kermitdfrogz
@kermitdfrogz 2 года назад
That lady knows the game: A typical woman will cover for other women. A typical man will support other men.
@Captain_Insano_nomercy
@Captain_Insano_nomercy Год назад
One of the biggest lessons that most men don't understand. Women only beat us because they fight like a Roman shield wall, where men fight like the barbarian celtic hordes. We fight solo and will sell each other out all the time, women will very rarely expose their shield wall formation for what it is
@allenmichael9699
@allenmichael9699 Год назад
@@Captain_Insano_nomercy ohh I can agree
@tjtessa8158
@tjtessa8158 6 месяцев назад
​@@Captain_Insano_nomercy😂😂😂😂
@TheRealCaptainFreedom
@TheRealCaptainFreedom 6 лет назад
Patrice is my favorite black guy with a black girl name.
@e13kid
@e13kid 5 лет назад
Patrice is the male form of Patricia.
@Potencylogic
@Potencylogic 5 лет назад
It's Pat rice 😂
@christophermolina9231
@christophermolina9231 5 лет назад
Who's your second?
@moemoney4288
@moemoney4288 4 года назад
@Lucyfur Patrice is actually a male name in French.
@jameretief8327
@jameretief8327 3 года назад
And a Son ‘O Erin last name!
@lagunacorona
@lagunacorona 2 года назад
Dude discovering Patrice O'Neal by the suggestion of Norm McDonald is one of the best things I have ever come across
@don8668
@don8668 5 лет назад
The title of this clip says it all. Whether you are dating them or married to them, women definitely do not do things righteously.
@robertwooten1620
@robertwooten1620 3 года назад
"The ultimate act of cowardice is not stating your true intentions." - Ronald Neal
@haselbasil2488
@haselbasil2488 2 года назад
That and cheating behind your partners back, something men do all the time
@blakelip3
@blakelip3 2 года назад
@@haselbasil2488 and women not behaving like adults but children when they get caught cheating. Blaming something women do
@haselbasil2488
@haselbasil2488 2 года назад
@@blakelip3 BOTH men and women act like children when they get caught cheating, and men cheat more often then women.
@davidrupert9089
@davidrupert9089 4 года назад
A girl I was with once just straight up and said I’m dating someone else, I pretended not to care and never gave her an ounce of attention afterwards. It hurt but I had options and a life at that young age. Then she tried to chase me! Hilarious
@gamalsankara1388
@gamalsankara1388 4 года назад
Great strategy.
@ladistar
@ladistar 3 года назад
Damn that’s some straight up pimp shit, you turned the game on her, nice !!!
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 года назад
That's one way to go personally I would prefer to just kill the guy
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 года назад
If we kill all the people who cheat eventually people will stop fucking doing that shit and just be adults and break up before they decide to cheat
@meepmeep6572
@meepmeep6572 3 года назад
@@BlazRa I truly hope you heal what is hurting
@harryking4007
@harryking4007 5 лет назад
fuckin A right!!! when my ex wife moved out and leff she already had her next move in play already!!! at that same time we were talking about what was the best way to part or even to part at all!! the guy was waiting for her at their new place!!. so its true by the time she brings foward that conversation its ah done deal.
@66kaisersoza
@66kaisersoza 4 года назад
Women only care about themselves, you're ex doesn't even care about the new guy really. He's just perceived as higher value than you in her eyes. If another dude comes along that trumps him she'll do the same to him. Check out alpha male strategies pal. He's very much like Patrice
@kwamewade915
@kwamewade915 4 года назад
Facts mine had another dude in our house a month later when I left. Cold game man.
@idwtbam
@idwtbam 4 года назад
@@kwamewade915 Dang. I'm sorry, man.
@jameretief8327
@jameretief8327 3 года назад
It’s called branch clinging. Not completely letting go of the old branch till there is an assured grip on the new one.
@ladistar
@ladistar 3 года назад
@@kwamewade915 holy shit that’s brutal sorry to hear that man
@_..-.._..-.._
@_..-.._..-.._ 2 года назад
That phrase stuck with me for the last 8 years. You can love a woman and be sensitive, but you don’t want to find out you’re writing poems and buying flowers for a woman that never blows you and used to take loads to the face every night from guys that meant nothing to her, but she won’t let the guy that committed to her do that because she pretends she was never nasty. It’s really fvcked up. Guys will treat their best woman the best, it makes sense, woman do all kinds of sexual favors to tinder hookups but the guy that marries them can’t even leave the lights on. They are fvcked up just like Patrice said. Don’t buy some chick flowers only to find out she ate sht on camera!
@2packrm781
@2packrm781 Год назад
Wait.... What?????!!!? Is there a link to him saying it on YT, so I can hear for a better context, please?
@baritony8763
@baritony8763 6 лет назад
Patrice's co-host says NO! when the caller says he wants to get side sex.Then she agrees that it's OK for the woman to do it to.Talk about a screwed up perspective.
@reagansimon111
@reagansimon111 6 лет назад
Outside the box she is a women, what do you expect.
@cosmotect
@cosmotect 4 года назад
She meant that its fair if they both do it. Come on
@debramooney3491
@debramooney3491 4 года назад
And she also says shes just trying to see the guy more. So she wants him to drive whether he works or not. Not very fair to the guy. Exactly what happens everytime.
@PlatinumHustle
@PlatinumHustle 3 года назад
I like how Patrice just yells out BIYCH after she said that 🤣
@sethiddings7293
@sethiddings7293 3 года назад
Was just gonna say that XD so indignant at the thought of getting a side chick, literally 2 seconds later "oh ok". Bitch you don't have an opinion your opinion has you.
@_-James-_
@_-James-_ 2 года назад
It's bittersweet listening to these clips. The world still needs Patrice, more than ever.
@babayaga1767
@babayaga1767 4 года назад
spot on. ex of mine told me she thought we should see other people. i asked her what his name was. in the end i was right.
@manscv7037
@manscv7037 4 года назад
@cbr9292you Get it cheif!
@p-dee2288
@p-dee2288 4 года назад
Rafael Acosta that’s accurate asf bro
@ladistar
@ladistar 3 года назад
Holy shit hahahahaha that was great
@Paris__Michael
@Paris__Michael 3 года назад
😆😵💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!! 💯💯💯
@BG-sq7zf
@BG-sq7zf 3 года назад
What most simps, feminist fe/males, white-knights, betas and conservative guys fail to realize: bad boys provide excitement, novelty, unpredictability and fun (fear, roller-coaster drama) to a new level. In other words, stability and commitment (no longer) won't cut it for today's 🦄. Why is that? Before she was your girlfriend, wife or lover, she already had been "run through" so many guys. And each time she slept with someone (both wo/men), she lost a part of her psyche, well-being or mind/soul/spirit. In other words, she is no longer able to have emotional attachment in a healthy or committed way. Cardi B. artist & role model for the most privilege 🦄 on the entire planet: '''My music is always going to make a woman feel like a bad bitch. When you make a woman feel like she’s the baddest bitch in the room, to me, that’s female empowerment.''' Feminist's Ideology from Sheryl Sandberg, chief operating officer of Facebook: '''My advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier.''' Isaiah 3:12 *Childish* leaders oppress my people, and *women* rule over them. O my people, your leaders mislead you; they send you down the wrong road. Proverbs 31:3 Don't give your strength (attention, resources, mental point origen) to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings. Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. *Sex and Culture* by Joseph Daniel Unwin *The Rational Male Series* by Rollo Tomassi *The Manipulated Man* by Esther Vilar *The Myth of Male Power* by Warren Farrell *The Feminist Lie: It Was Never About Equality* by Bob Lewis *Anatomy of Female Power* by Chinweizu Ibekwe *Men on Strike* by Helen Smith *Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars: An Introductory Programing Manual* by Anonymous ❄🌷🕊
@18DBCooper
@18DBCooper 6 лет назад
Patrice was a real dude.
@scottyd2262
@scottyd2262 3 года назад
I wonder if Nathan finally worked out that Patrice was right about his girl already having another guy ? He was so right when he said "If you've heard about it, she's already doin it !" I've seen it so many times
@scottiebones
@scottiebones 3 года назад
Yep, is messed up but true. I'm 39 and I've been there and gone through all that bullshit, It's a guarantee. The shit thing is they already have them there as "friends" just waiting for when your relationship goes bad, they don't actively search after they aren't interested in you they just move to the next dude already waiting.
@carlosr1176
@carlosr1176 4 года назад
Patrice was one of the few people that were an Oracle. Ahead of his time and wise to an incredible degree. Best in class and sorely missed.
@winstonwolfwhiteshoes
@winstonwolfwhiteshoes 6 лет назад
P told him the real straight out. He gave him the playbook!
@countryboyred
@countryboyred 3 года назад
I always considered Richard Pryor to be the funniest comedian but the more I listen to Patrice, he might have been the greatest of all time. He died before his career really had the chance to take off.
@TEFFTPATTERN
@TEFFTPATTERN 6 лет назад
Great stuff, I haven't heard a lot of Black Phillip so the clips have been coming in handy for something to put on lately. Thanks CC
@comedycrackhead5577
@comedycrackhead5577 6 лет назад
Appreciate that TP...thanks for all the quality content and for keeping the O&A stream going for as long as you have, switching up themes, and keeping it interesting on a daily basis...truly monumental...as always, feel free to use anything I upload on there...salute!
@lestergreen9524
@lestergreen9524 6 лет назад
Thanks to both you Jabronis for keeping people like me entertained for hours upon hours on end! Much appreciated!!!!
@comedycrackhead5577
@comedycrackhead5577 6 лет назад
Lester Green thank u sir
@lesbiansaregoodandch
@lesbiansaregoodandch 6 лет назад
TEFFT PATTERN bruh, do yourself a favor and look up cult of black Phillip here on RU-vid. They have all the black Phillip episodes on there my man.
@GreenGearMood
@GreenGearMood 6 лет назад
WAY TO GO TEFFT DAWG. OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF.
@timewilltell1260
@timewilltell1260 5 лет назад
the comment sections of videos with Patrice O'Neal in them are almost as good as the videos.
@mbolduc
@mbolduc 5 лет назад
There's so little reality left in the world. Patrice was a treasure
@monkey4602
@monkey4602 6 лет назад
2018 im still listening to this I've never heard something so true
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 3 года назад
I like how there's a woman in the room losing her shit the whole time Patrice is talking
@epheyeTK
@epheyeTK 5 лет назад
I'm so happy this dude left a massive amount of content before he left Earth. Patrice was and still is the fucking MAN.
@Crawlerjamie
@Crawlerjamie 6 лет назад
Hour and ten minutes? That’s not long distance bro. That’s my drive to work.
@JohnDoe-gc1kt
@JohnDoe-gc1kt 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@cal31BRIAN23
@cal31BRIAN23 4 года назад
lol
@MrCurbinator
@MrCurbinator 4 года назад
In new england thats far for a relationship. Traffic makes 1.2 hour drive 3 hours up here. Its not like out west where you can drive an hour and barely think about it.
@bleack8701
@bleack8701 4 года назад
@stryfetc1 3-4 hours a day just to travel to and back from uni.
@tdrxy
@tdrxy 3 года назад
1:30 hours in the morning to university on the other side of town. 40 bus stations
@DeVstatrOmga
@DeVstatrOmga 4 года назад
Every one of these clips should be on a public playlist and mandatory for young guys to watch. It’s the raw truth.
@Ardepark
@Ardepark 3 года назад
@cbr9292you Well, the competition isn't exactly chomping at the bit for other dudes to hear it..
@watzittuya1100
@watzittuya1100 6 лет назад
I’d just like to take the time to give thanks for such an enlightening experience Patrice has given me in his words and reflective questions. Hearing people tell the truth of human nature has been somewhat refreshing and it’s definitely granted me a better sense of serenity.
@li6706
@li6706 5 лет назад
Maurice Gross isn’t it disgusting how some of the only human truths about women and men relationships are found within a man who died in 2011 and some remnants posted on youtube about his talks??? You wont find this stuff anywhere else
@metallicbeast
@metallicbeast 4 года назад
These audios should be saved for the good of humanity, in the new library of human knowledge.
@peterpaz4877
@peterpaz4877 6 лет назад
Chick is 22 years old. She doesn't even know how to LIVE, LOVE or LIE yet......
@justafighter1346
@justafighter1346 5 лет назад
@Just Jeff brutal
@TheChampFighter
@TheChampFighter 4 года назад
@Just Jeff Truth af. 💯
@e.paradigm7415
@e.paradigm7415 3 года назад
Yo, Patrice was ahead of his time, we need him in today's modern environment. I had to learn the hard way, didn't have a dad or granddads to teach me this.
@homeslice2487
@homeslice2487 5 лет назад
Criminally underrated comedian. And hes dead. Damn.
@StephenWestSyd
@StephenWestSyd 4 года назад
I'll never forget him having a simple bitch in shock because he said he thinks rape jokes are funny. He was right, jokes about rape are funny. Since men are the number one victims of rape and sexual abuse its only fair that we can joke about it!
@AndersonWave17
@AndersonWave17 2 года назад
“She’s gonna be stuck with her own goofiness” 👏👏👏
@TheMrmodernmonkey
@TheMrmodernmonkey 6 лет назад
Nathan is still in shock
@jordanunknown5128
@jordanunknown5128 3 года назад
Still in shock
@thejago55
@thejago55 4 года назад
This is pure wisdom. I can't believe how right he is.
@Tazmanian_mma
@Tazmanian_mma 6 лет назад
Sounded exactly like my situation with my ex
@kingchad333
@kingchad333 6 лет назад
Taj 95 She was seeing another guy ?
@RewdAwakening
@RewdAwakening 6 лет назад
Been there... Her: What about an open relationship? Me: Sure, you see the front door? It's open, get the fuck out!
@ladistar
@ladistar 3 года назад
@@RewdAwakening DAMN hahahahahah savage
@aliceinwalkthruland4488
@aliceinwalkthruland4488 6 лет назад
As a chick... this is harsh, but fair. Can't hate on Patrice....
@skyguy5763
@skyguy5763 5 лет назад
@@strongholds12 😂😂😂I'm done!!😂😂😂
@ragheadand420roll
@ragheadand420roll 5 лет назад
Thx for being honest allison.
@karamlevi
@karamlevi 5 лет назад
Harsh is your silence n lies of your gender over time wrapped in bows of plastic flowered kindness.
@venicec3310
@venicec3310 5 лет назад
Allison Walkthroughland the truth cuts but never burns like a lie does
@sazti
@sazti 4 года назад
Fuck these butthurt boys, cool for you to admit the truth
@saprissa30
@saprissa30 5 лет назад
Patrice relentlessly go and gives thoughter than thought love. Break Nathan down and then build him up. Fantastic..simply fantastic.
@sethtaylor7519
@sethtaylor7519 5 лет назад
tougher than tough*
@dogschosenpeople
@dogschosenpeople 6 лет назад
I had to quit crack because you got me addicted to your channel!
@dogschosenpeople
@dogschosenpeople 6 лет назад
Thanks as always for the uploads.
@comedycrackhead5577
@comedycrackhead5577 6 лет назад
Haha...thanks man, I appreciate it!
@hurricane1nox
@hurricane1nox 6 лет назад
Patrice is a hell of a drug
@MachonyLeeoun
@MachonyLeeoun 6 лет назад
Well played
@BG-sq7zf
@BG-sq7zf 3 года назад
What most simps, feminist fe/males, white-knights, betas and conservative guys fail to realize: bad boys provide excitement, novelty, unpredictability and fun (fear, roller-coaster drama) to a new level. In other words, stability and commitment (no longer) won't cut it for today's 🦄. Why is that? Before she was your girlfriend, wife or lover, she already had been "run through" so many guys. And each time she slept with someone (both wo/men), she lost a part of her psyche, well-being or mind/soul/spirit. In other words, she is no longer able to have emotional attachment in a healthy or committed way. Cardi B. artist & role model for the most privilege 🦄 on the entire planet: '''My music is always going to make a woman feel like a bad bitch. When you make a woman feel like she’s the baddest bitch in the room, to me, that’s female empowerment.''' Feminist's Ideology from Sheryl Sandberg, chief operating officer of Facebook: '''My advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier.''' Isaiah 3:12 *Childish* leaders oppress my people, and *women* rule over them. O my people, your leaders mislead you; they send you down the wrong road. Proverbs 31:3 Don't give your strength (attention, resources, mental point origen) to women, nor your ways to that which destroys kings. Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. *Sex and Culture* by Joseph Daniel Unwin *The Rational Male Series* by Rollo Tomassi *The Manipulated Man* by Esther Vilar *The Myth of Male Power* by Warren Farrell *The Feminist Lie: It Was Never About Equality* by Bob Lewis *Anatomy of Female Power* by Chinweizu Ibekwe *Men on Strike* by Helen Smith *Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars: An Introductory Programing Manual* by Anonymous ❄🌷🕊
@dannysalinas8811
@dannysalinas8811 3 года назад
What a Gem we had. RIP legend. Your wisdom will be shared for generations to come.
@monkeydotbizness
@monkeydotbizness 5 лет назад
"...when my credit went up to 600" lmao
@ThisisFerrariKhan
@ThisisFerrariKhan 4 года назад
ass holio 😂😆🥴😆☠️⚰️
@jackjameson9172
@jackjameson9172 3 года назад
Jesus i was dying when he said that.
@ibnzuhr8722
@ibnzuhr8722 3 года назад
Man stop this…I’m eating buffalo wings.😂😂
@johnhernandez1235
@johnhernandez1235 3 года назад
Patrice will always be Yoda, the GOAT and true Jedi. “ Buying her books and cooking her eggs” Genius.
@gregabrams5792
@gregabrams5792 5 месяцев назад
Patrice was the best!
@jeviosoorishas181
@jeviosoorishas181 Год назад
I came to the same conclusion recently that women don't do things based on principle but based on how they feel at the time.
@seantatum1484
@seantatum1484 4 года назад
Patrice had to go (unfortunately). He had already fulfilled everything he needed to fulfill. He was lightyears beyond and absolutely unfiltered. A legend. Full stop.
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 3 года назад
Patrice shouting, "Shut up, Karen!" needs to become a widely used sound clip.
@mrbas5150
@mrbas5150 2 года назад
Hey , he spoke the truth. No sugar coating. That's the way it should be.
@dragonhoard9371
@dragonhoard9371 2 года назад
The woman defending the chick! Makes you know he's preaching truth.
@matthewscott9739
@matthewscott9739 2 года назад
I knew the second that he said she gets all uptight when he won't come out there on a work night that she was cheating that was nothing but reverse psychology she was actually hoping he would not come but play the opposite reaction to completely throw him off
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
You are right. Great obserbation.
@Keshaun1986
@Keshaun1986 2 года назад
I'm going as Patrice O Neil for Halloween!!!!
@djoh615893
@djoh615893 3 года назад
Patrice was a seer who was able to peer around the corner into their minds
@chewface
@chewface 3 года назад
I broke up with a girl because one day she asked me, out of the blue: "If you weren't with me, who would you be with?" I played mental chess and was 100 moves ahead of her. I knew she was asking me that for one of two reasons: 1.) She had thought the same thing herself. About who she would be with if not me. Which means she was thinking about being with another guy. 2.) She was measuring my sexual market value and wondering IF I could be with anyone other than her. Yep. The relationship was honestly done. After that one spoken sentence.
@trever2244
@trever2244 3 года назад
I bet she's called you back since then and you guys are hooking up but not together.
@chewface
@chewface 3 года назад
@@trever2244 Nope. She texted me at 2am one time and I ignored her. The next day she texted "or just ignore me". And I did.
@trever2244
@trever2244 3 года назад
@@chewface Nice, very disciplined.
@ladistar
@ladistar 3 года назад
@@chewface damn awesome hahahahaha
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
@@chewface "And I did" **crowd stands up and applauds** Well done sir 👏👏👏
@jacobbey1465
@jacobbey1465 5 лет назад
Dude was ahead of his time....RIP Patrice!
@elta6241
@elta6241 3 года назад
This is the best advice pretty much anyone has been given.
@ZMCarsandMore
@ZMCarsandMore 3 года назад
Most guys don't think actively about their women. Ask what, why, where, when, how. If she mentions something or does something different, best pay close attention. Chase fun, not problems.
@rsmith155
@rsmith155 6 лет назад
This man is so sage!
@davebensonphillips3968
@davebensonphillips3968 4 года назад
Patrice dropping nothing but knowledge as per usual! Respect the Stepfather reference too, that films an 80s horror gem.
@mattlyon2314
@mattlyon2314 6 лет назад
Very true Patrice!! When it comes to dating women don't have to do anything to get a guy. They just sit around doing nothing while the guy does all the work.
@blakelip3
@blakelip3 2 года назад
Women don’t have the skills to get us
@cflo1386
@cflo1386 4 года назад
Fellas, fellas, I may not know a lot about women, but one thing I know for sure is Patrice was 100% correct. RIP big fella
@Ardepark
@Ardepark 3 года назад
You gotta learn to sell that shit better, lol
@mrchrislikestolaugh
@mrchrislikestolaugh 3 года назад
Never met Patrice but I miss him
@jnever9768
@jnever9768 4 года назад
that caller's girl is at school with like 20 dudes in each class that want to get on it. they are spending hours with his girl in school when he is not. patrice is right here. even if this girl wasn't sleeping around already...she had options lined up that looked better. thats why she mentioned it.
@johnmangum521
@johnmangum521 6 лет назад
Patrice!!! was a monster..for call-in her all them bitches... lol I love it!!!
@lilteddyfragrancereviews7272
@lilteddyfragrancereviews7272 6 лет назад
Yep let her be stuck with her own goofiness 6:41
@tikletik
@tikletik 4 года назад
I love how he just speaks over the girl when she tries to interrupt him
@jct3439
@jct3439 3 года назад
4:28 Dawg Him and Bill Burr’s generic female voices are too funny😂😂😂😂😂
@LivingBGLegend
@LivingBGLegend 3 года назад
I need Patrice more now than ever, I tried to give 2 baby mamas what they wanted and more and in the end they took what they could get and left me with next to nothing... books and all
@deewight3991
@deewight3991 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ladistar
@ladistar 3 года назад
Ugh that sucks, I’m so Sorry to hear that
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
"What they wanted and more" That is why it failed. Hope it gets better for you, best of wishes.
@LivingBGLegend
@LivingBGLegend 2 года назад
@@carloscjr23 yep many expensive lessons learned and Patrice is my relationship guide for now on
@benlotus2703
@benlotus2703 3 года назад
Mad Jacks (my uncle) uses an ancient proverb : ''She is not yours it was just your turn. She belongs to the streets." --Epictetus 175 B.C.
@drbsavvy12
@drbsavvy12 4 года назад
Miss this dude.
@kizersosei4919
@kizersosei4919 3 года назад
The term he was looking for, is known as 'monkey branching.' She doesn't let go of her grip on the 1st branch until she has secured her grip on the 2nd.
@haselbasil2488
@haselbasil2488 2 года назад
Yea, men do this all the time.
@haselbasil2488
@haselbasil2488 2 года назад
Yes, I see men do this all the time.
@oscarlarsen400
@oscarlarsen400 2 года назад
@@haselbasil2488 wrong
@haselbasil2488
@haselbasil2488 2 года назад
@@oscarlarsen400 Nope, men do it too. Famous example : Brad Pitt leavening Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie.
@oscarlarsen400
@oscarlarsen400 2 года назад
@@haselbasil2488 don’t care, most women do it
@solajegs
@solajegs 6 лет назад
If Patrice had lived the current #MeToo movement would've killed him the way he's talking 7:43
@Gigabomber
@Gigabomber 5 лет назад
He'd be doing a show with Anthony Cumia or Legion of Skanks. Untouchable.
@scottdavis4388
@scottdavis4388 4 года назад
It would have been the O’Neal and Burr podcast. Imagine how much better Burrs podcast would be with Patrice going against Nia on everything she says
@damnfoolz
@damnfoolz 4 года назад
He would’ve fought against it & made them look foolish 💪🏾
@Scortd
@Scortd 3 года назад
😂 was wondering if someone was going to mention this!
@fizziz_1035
@fizziz_1035 2 года назад
.
@DrewMIATL
@DrewMIATL 4 года назад
Before I recently learned of all his red pill knowledge, Patrice was already my favorite comedian of all time
@darkice7669
@darkice7669 3 года назад
Patrice is a LEGEND. Would be nice if they taught this in school or Fathers passed this knowledge on.
@kbforme
@kbforme 3 года назад
God I miss you bro, we need you so bad right now. Chapelle tried picking up the slack and telling it to people straight but he seems to have folded. Not that I really blame Dave, he has earned a comfortable retirement where he can relax and not have to deal with the insanity of the society we have created.
@MateoDiaz-yu7pp
@MateoDiaz-yu7pp Год назад
Love this guy
@spaceforcevet985
@spaceforcevet985 5 лет назад
Listen to this any time you feel the urge to text the 22 yr old college hoe in your life. Ty Patrice RIP
@Firenmage433
@Firenmage433 Год назад
Hell yea
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