'Patrick Breaks Up w/ Evelyn' Scene | American Psycho 

He’s not lying, as long as he’s touching humanity with an axe or a chainsaw.

Oh, he is in touch with humanity; once with a nicely polished axe.

2:00 "I have to return some videotapes." Hiliarious and memorable.

Nice talking to you. I have to return some videotapes now.

To be fair, he really is, yeah hes murdering people, but he's out in the streets, dealing with prostitutes and homeless people up close and personal, he's probably had more interactions with the dregs of humanity more so than Evelyn has.

Also, her look of "damn!" when Patrick leaves. She has no idea why the breakup, but she knows that she doesn't get a cushy place no more.

Rich people problems.

Sounds like my ex

@@delanorrosey4730 Nah, that has nothing to do with it. Her family is rich as well, although losing such a prestigious match might be felt in their bank account. You can also notice that she stops crying really quickly after Patrick leaves. Her crying was almost 100% staged.

@@jirkazalabak1514 Yeah, she knows that there's plenty of other rich guys in the sea. But she wants one she can take advantage of. She knows he doesn't really have feelings for her. Likewise, she has no feelings for him. Image-wise, they'd look good together. Her family would approve marrying the two together. Little that she knows, him not wanting to be with her either saved her family all sorts of embarrassment.....or saved her from a shallow grave.

That's what Christian Bale himself said in an interview, that it's hilarious

If I'm making a database of movies this definitely goes under 'comedy'.

Don't just stare at it. Eat it. I remember being the only one laughing at a lot of things in the theater when it came out.

I would be more scared of someone taking seriously this obviously intentionally funny black comedy

Well it is a comedy.

Patrick be like "Fuck this car in particular!!"

That was Paul Allen's car. "I have much better tastes in cars. But obviously, Paul's car is more expensive than mine." Patrick Bateman drives a DeLorean.

He wishes he had a 964 Porsche 911 We all do really

… 😂The bicycle person never flinched.

@@Da_one_tlthey are beautiful and so is the bmw e34 behind

Well it’s literally in the name. Withering while holding a spoon

@@wowalamoiz9489not funny

@levichicwown9760 🤡

@@chrisdawson1776it’s pretty funny.

I was thinking same 😂😂😂

That’s how I got rid of my old friends.

I’ve been there

@@jokerpilled2535 tailscel

@@uioyf7586 ovER

@@jokerpilled2535 inks like the same stuff

My message to society lol

You have quoted a line from the clip.

That part had me dying 😂

Almost like it's a movie or something 😲

@@nossenkanter the fact that is a movie does not mean what I described.

@@orianar.g344 Actually it does. 🤓

​@@karadiberlino 🤓 Ackshually

There are segments like this that are supposed to make you wonder if this part is real

The poor janitor came out of the elevator at the wrong time and shared the same fate.

Last time he forgot to sign in so Patrick pull out a pen because he learns from his mistakes

it had many other people dead too

had him dead too

So did he

He prob didn't expect that mere puny pistol to just spontaneously blow up an engine like that. (Which it shouldn't)

@@masterkent1 Yeah, that's exactly why I love it lol. It practically mirrors a real life reaction to movie/game logic

He dream it

@@adeptussororitas6975 Actually naw, director of the movie states none of this is a dream.

@@mkultra2456 Easton Ellis said its a dream

I think he survived cause he kept his mouth shut reading his newspaper , lololol 🤣🤣🤣

That's the the point

Is the victim Randy orton lol

Man the 📰 saved hom

if you notice he was about to walk past the first guy until he addressed him as "mr. smith" which makes patrick kill him

Guys… I think he has to return some video tapes

Yes

Let's see Paul Allen's video tapes

Has to see a man about a dog.

@@Pooreditz Look at that subtle labeling. The tasteful thickness of the cases. Oh my God, they're even organized by genre...

Gotta keep them kids preoccupied while their parents talk about divorce

Its because it wasnt dorcia.

@@ProtiumPower you dont need to explain where its from, like all fans, we know word for word and scene for scene. You ruined it with those brackets. Also bateman only said that because he was jealous and annoyed as he doesnt get a table through out the whole film. Now, i have to return some video tapes.

Can't say 'no' to the rich kids

Wasn't it called Crayons?

A modern equivalent is "I need to cancel a free trial."

A better one that still works is *Look over their shoulder* "Is that Edward Towers?" and walk off

The video tapes line would be even better to use nowadays. People will pause for a few seconds then have a laugh.

Just say your going to kill Paul Allen. Works every time

"I have to return some RedBox dvds."

@@thecreeper18thanks ?

@@loudtaste1046 You're welcome

😂😂😂😂😂

I mean he’s a psycho that’s not really surprising at all

It still is in 2022 😂

NYC got jealous of all the crime in Chicago so they’re bringing back the bad old days

@@antibull4869 Right but back then NYC was the car theft capital. Remember the "CLUB" people would put on their steering wheels? If you were born after 1990 you probably have no idea what that is. Cars were also much easier to steal back then, they could actually be started without the key, no microchips or immobilizers.

@@antibull4869 keep talking like you know a fucking thing dumb ass you have no fucking idea what shit was like back then. NYC now is clean as fuck in comparison to the 1980s and 90s whole different era

@@RPG-oh1yf yeah I’m pretty sure they were super easy to hot wire back then. Now it’s next to impossible to do that on modern cars.

Hilarious and original

@@Raziq1997indeed it was

He was stuffed in a duffel bag so that was quite a breakup tbh

Look at that subtle off-color remark, it's got a tasteful thickness on that, oh my God he even made her cry.

@SuperMarioFan 3001 Look at that subtle off-handed throat slit, the tasteful thickness of the blade. Oh, my God - it even has a Hatori Hanso trademark on it.

When you look closer at the film every character in it is Patrick bateman to an extent (I don’t mean literally)

​@@kian8775Patrick Bateman can never be discovered because in the end he realizes there all Patrick Bateman and none of them are. They're just temporary skin puppets acting out scripts until they're replaced by the next batch. The story never ends. Notice in the end how Bateman doesn't even have a Scotch (they ordered dry beers but as soon as his friend says he wants one Patrick must drink one). In the end he realizes this but it isn't freedom it doesn't bring joy or relief he knows no matter what he does he can never escape

oh my god….. it even has an explosion

Hahah

Fr

Now I kinda get why people found the movie funny 😭 it's goofy at times

@@RyuKyu.77 it’s supposed to be a satire

Yes, it's the moment he realises he's lost his grip on reality and his psychosis has totally taken over. The whole scene is unrealistic (only in your fantasies do you just shoot everyone and kill them all with perfect shots) and is pretty much how a schizophrenic meltdown might occur. I have a close friend with paranoid schizophrenia and this is basically how things play out in their head all the time, just with added voices telling them to do stuff. You end up doing all sorts of stuff and end up not even sure if you really did do it or if it really happened. My friend once strangled and dismembered a cat during an attack, and the only way they know it happened was their partner confirmed it to them.

She's a narcissistic lmao

Also she wasn’t actually crying, there were no tears, it was all an act because they were in public surrounded by their peers

Dude, hes still a witness. He saw him in that building after a murder just happened, use your brain for once lol

@@HugoStiglitz88 ok ace detective a hole lol

@@dyr234 lol its common sensical knowledge but whatever Edit: nevermind he was being a dick

@@dyr234 Yah he's not wrong.

It's from the book it isn't meant to be funny. The Janitor saw him and can identify him so he killed him for that. In the book the Janitor sees the killing and has to die

The "M" in "ATM" stands for "Machine".

​@@Hertz2laughautomatic money machine*

​@@arthurlarsson4591automatic teller machine*

Armed Tin Man Machine

​@@losingpassion*Automated Teller Machine

yet i still use it O_o

This is a 2000 movie…

"I have to upload a new TikTok" *dabs*

Please seek help

I have to Compile some Source-Code Yes I use Linux btw in case you were confused

Red pill or blue pill Neo?

The black one.

@@aqua6613 There is no blue pill, you either take TRP and learn the truth or reject it (Total Recall). The Wachowskis invented the blue: fitting as they are both mentally ill

😂

The entire scene might have been in his head that's why

If you look carefully you see after he did it he looks at his gun funnily because even he can't believe it (its a delusion)

OR SHE'D RAT ON HIM EVEN QUICKER! HEH...

I thought the same thing

Ah wrong, he hated, Christ how can you people misunderstand a character and movie so godawful badly?

@@6Haunted-Days "ah wrong he hated" ok well I guess I'm convinced then

I agree , same thing with Jean , Patrick could have killed them but he decided not to , I think the reason he didn’t kill them was because they actually cared about him and didn’t use him for their status improved .

double stack magazine

Yeah the not reloading thing is ok. The blowing up the car is weird. Biggest weird is trying to feed the ATM the cat at gunpoint

Also the receptionist calls him Mr. Smith instead of Mr. Bateman? What's up with that

@@matthijsblomjous3671 Probably one of his "love nests" where he took his hookers side chicks. It is generally accepted that if someone comes into your building with a woman and introduces themselves as "Mr. Smith", you don´t ask any more questions. I wouldn´t be surprised if the reception log like 10-15 Mr. Smiths in it.

@@jirkazalabak1514 wow, you learn something new every day, I didn't know!

LMAO

I feel like she's a narcissistic as well, Patrick is definitely a psychopath, it seems she's only with him for status and friends

Do u also pull up a gun on it?

2:54 me when i see your cat

@@dietcheese2546 2:58 me when you see his cat

@@ultravioletsus3:01 me when you see what I do with his cat

4:01 me when i leave your cat in a car on a hot day

Love the joker reference lmao

LMAOOOOO

Have you seen Charlie Says? One of the more interesting films about that whole saga with a weirdly unexpected approach.

It’s literally ass. Lmao.

You can't analyze stories by saying it's a dream or insanity.

@@Viriyascybin There's a book :)

Every crimes he did were in his head. He's a psycho.

Yea I think the part in the bar where he’s looking in the mirror talking to the waitress and the cop shooting and helicopters flying round his building was the only parts in his head. Oh and maybe that chainsaw part

@@Viriyascybin have you seen the film lmao

Right?

It’s 5:44

@@twoboys9717 it feels like 5:45 tho

I'll do my part, I'm back on the dating scene, and when I break things off I'm going to FIND A PLACE to use the Videotapes line! The Ironny is NOBODY RETURNS VIDEO TAPES ANYMORE! 🤣

Let’s lmai

Oil And they didn’t destroy them so much as let them be destroyed

Dont worry, now we have 50 identical blue glass 1500 foot buildings to make up for it

most beautiful feat of modern american architecture ever created. really upset ill never get to see them in person

@@acsone3546 And the Pentagon 'misplaced' a Trillion dollars the day before

It was an intern Job by the goverment

I hear people say that a lot, but IMO the movie just isn't comedic at all (except for maybe the 'Hip to be Square'-scene). It's not that I don't recognise the satire, it's that the horror outweighs it. Bale's performance is just too disturbing (and authentically psychopathic) for it to be funny: I see humour, yet I feel disgust. It's not a bad juxtaposition, though.. It just asks a bit more of the audience's literacy.