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Payback is a Bitch 

Neel Kolhatkar
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Payback is a Bitch featuring Chloe Morello, Frenchy and Emily White. Filmed by Kiran Menon
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@dustyblunts681
@dustyblunts681 9 лет назад
"He looks like a giraffe". Can no longer look at Frenchy the same way.
@shubhamvyas3192
@shubhamvyas3192 5 лет назад
DustyBlunts lmao same
@CockySuSMounted
@CockySuSMounted 4 года назад
So did you to the reply 🍯
@MajinSaha
@MajinSaha 8 лет назад
"I'm hungy" Best line of all.
@meghanachauhan9380
@meghanachauhan9380 4 года назад
Hungry fot some pussy
@Sid37612
@Sid37612 4 года назад
Ikr that was the most relatable line
@kenobijacoby437
@kenobijacoby437 3 года назад
R/whooosh
@NimN0ms
@NimN0ms 7 лет назад
Dude for real though. Guys know how to make friends. I met one of my best friends in a similar way. He was dating my at the time gf's best friend. He got dumped and then a month later I got dumped, but we remained friends, now we are best friends...Good times.
@fffregiefff8175
@fffregiefff8175 7 лет назад
weak*
@cocoacoolness
@cocoacoolness 7 лет назад
Haha true, for this reason most of my friends throughout my life has been guys. So much easier to get along with. Girls like these too annoy me.
@cocoacoolness
@cocoacoolness 7 лет назад
*two
@cocoacoolness
@cocoacoolness 7 лет назад
Wow! I can't believe I used the wrong 'two' of all things 😂
@ok-cr3yd
@ok-cr3yd 7 лет назад
Thomas Barnfield did you get dumped? lol
@caspianpixley1698
@caspianpixley1698 7 лет назад
"I'm actually unemployed..." "No he is an artist" Great
@stanwerbrouck8123
@stanwerbrouck8123 4 года назад
Practically the same thing
@singhanmolpreet5935
@singhanmolpreet5935 4 года назад
@@stanwerbrouck8123 lol rip all those graphic designer degrees yikes
@God-T
@God-T 4 года назад
Why is nobody questioning th fact that, wind is blowing in two directions at the sametime..😐???
@MotswanaTota-012
@MotswanaTota-012 3 года назад
Every youtubers conversation with their parents
@scp--297
@scp--297 3 года назад
Samething.
@munobasho9
@munobasho9 9 лет назад
we went to this lovely restaurant, it's called McDonalds...
@dogedude3859
@dogedude3859 5 лет назад
How romantic
@nicholaslipsette4434
@nicholaslipsette4434 4 года назад
@Studio Autio they only had parfaits, their ice cream machine was broken
@God-T
@God-T 4 года назад
Why is nobody questioning th fact that, wind is blowing in two directions at the sametime..😐???
@mbs0710
@mbs0710 4 года назад
lmaooooooooooooooo
@kfp1200
@kfp1200 3 года назад
Lmao
@callumariring
@callumariring 9 лет назад
"I'm so horny" "I'm hungry" OMG hhahahaha
@Morgow1
@Morgow1 7 лет назад
Yes, we guys are like that.
@ghostlypirate_5083
@ghostlypirate_5083 5 лет назад
Most of the time we are both
@bricktasticanimations4834
@bricktasticanimations4834 10 месяцев назад
Well I only seem to get hungry most of the time.
@stevena8326
@stevena8326 7 лет назад
lol so true if guys dont like eachother they just say so
@2020-j4f
@2020-j4f 5 лет назад
Thats not how it works
@nickknife9681
@nickknife9681 5 лет назад
@@2020-j4f yes, yes it does.
@2020-j4f
@2020-j4f 5 лет назад
@@nickknife9681 mybad😂 i read girls omfrickin gosh
@2020-j4f
@2020-j4f 5 лет назад
@@nickknife9681 i know that in my environnement we dont usualky tell each other we dont like each other
@nickknife9681
@nickknife9681 5 лет назад
@@2020-j4f regarding reading "guys" as "girls: You are forgiven. This time! xD
@ZacharyT94
@ZacharyT94 10 лет назад
"I wish I could apologise to this guy, my girlfriend is such an annoying bitch sometimes..." *awkward silence* "Oh did I say that out loud?" - LOOL I was literally falling off my chair with laughter!
@meast9081
@meast9081 8 лет назад
" is there food around here?" AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA me everytime
@scottlang7271
@scottlang7271 4 года назад
At least it's honest. Who can be bothered with the rest of it.
@107beyblade
@107beyblade 10 лет назад
"your shout though, I'm broke" - Frenchy
@Druid_
@Druid_ 7 лет назад
the dog
@WhySoSkyHigh
@WhySoSkyHigh 10 лет назад
When i saw this video, all i could see was how pretty Chloe Morello in contrast to how stoned Frenchy and Neel are.
@mysteryman1036
@mysteryman1036 5 лет назад
Yeah, she's nowhere near their level... I'm aware I'm responding 4 years later
@Manjawline
@Manjawline 10 лет назад
That was the hot chick from friendzone
@eeyoresv
@eeyoresv 10 лет назад
Chloe Morello
@Manjawline
@Manjawline 10 лет назад
eeyoresv yeah i know
@Manjawline
@Manjawline 9 лет назад
Manoffriendship he has the chance of doing it
@dilennoris6547
@dilennoris6547 7 лет назад
Manoffriendship you see, the looks don't really always matter. If you got the game, well....
@ImperativeGames
@ImperativeGames 7 лет назад
For women looks matter but not how you could assume. Clean expensive clothes and shoes.
@kochdogz
@kochdogz 10 лет назад
2:52 Neel mate, the cheeky grin was priceless. It is just so evident that you are loving what you are doing. Keep it up mate, hope your stand up shows are holding up well too!! Anything happening in Sydney soon?
@nicktubara
@nicktubara 5 лет назад
That slap tho
@elsad5810
@elsad5810 7 лет назад
"Did I say that out loud?" *slap* Oh no...back in the friendzone...
@Daniel.sh.
@Daniel.sh. 4 года назад
"shall we have a beer?" "sounds good man" conversation can be so easy!
@joelr.garcia377
@joelr.garcia377 7 лет назад
Lmao graffiti artist and unemployed. what a life!
@Venom69696
@Venom69696 5 лет назад
centrelink account for the rescue.
@amandajchan
@amandajchan 10 лет назад
Chloe is so smooth with the acting! Loved this one, was hilarious to watch.
@adriannand1893
@adriannand1893 10 лет назад
+csyd22 WTF
@csyd22
@csyd22 10 лет назад
ADRIAN NAND you read it
@joytekb
@joytekb 3 года назад
And...hot :)
@MaryCherryOfficial
@MaryCherryOfficial 10 лет назад
haha love when ***** is in your videos :) such a great actress haha !
@kurtnicol3595
@kurtnicol3595 10 лет назад
I'd be happy with McDonalds for dinner anytime.
@jacksonyog4086
@jacksonyog4086 10 лет назад
csyd22 IIFYM
@csyd22
@csyd22 10 лет назад
jackson yog​ it ain't gonna fit your macros at night... Dumb idea, that means u can't eat much in the day 
@jacksonyog4086
@jacksonyog4086 10 лет назад
csyd22 why would the time of day have anything to do with it?
@csyd22
@csyd22 10 лет назад
jackson yog please eat maccaz for dinner every night before you sleep and tell me what happens....one quarter pounder burger is like having 2 meals for real..
@jacksonyog4086
@jacksonyog4086 10 лет назад
csyd22 you clearly know nothing about dieting lol
@shaungroenveld7918
@shaungroenveld7918 7 лет назад
Emily: "He's short" Me: "Huh, I thought u liked short guys with facial hair though"
@raetidmouthtrouble2537
@raetidmouthtrouble2537 6 лет назад
"Oh she's so hot" "Ugh he looks like a giraffe"
@juzzycarter
@juzzycarter 10 лет назад
...yeeah bought a little flat." Fucking amazing !!
@letsgoiowa
@letsgoiowa 9 лет назад
I've been going through all your videos lately. Brilliant social commentary and extremely well done. They're hilarious. Love them. Keep it up!
@MrSwadds
@MrSwadds 8 лет назад
If that's the worst Ozzie girls get up to then wait till you see the Brits.
@MacOSTrash
@MacOSTrash 9 лет назад
Chloe is super hot.
@bumpercart9878
@bumpercart9878 4 года назад
So true. The girls are there trying to play mind games and the guys just want a beer 😂
@Vindooly
@Vindooly 10 лет назад
Really smart idea haha, keep up the good work boys. Hope to work with you guys one day!
@3lit3gn0m3
@3lit3gn0m3 8 лет назад
I know this may be an exaggeration for comedies sake, but I think It accurately portrays how judgemental most women are. I'm fine with being single for the rest of my life, but if I did get into a relationship, It would never be with a girl even remotely close to one of these female characters...or so I hope. Would need to pay close attention, since hormones can blind you to such flaws, especially early on. The way you portray men is also exaggerated, but hilarious. Glad I subbed.
@talknight2
@talknight2 6 лет назад
3lit3gn0m3 hallelujah brother
@victoriansteam1562
@victoriansteam1562 5 лет назад
There are enough women who aren't like that. It actually makes me kinda angry when women are portraied like that cause most women I know are amazing honest kind and not backstabbing bitches like those two😂
@SwayJJ
@SwayJJ 9 лет назад
Chloe Morello is a goddess WOWZA
@rains232
@rains232 7 лет назад
Who lives 8 kilometres from a McDonald's
@hayttman
@hayttman 7 лет назад
Aircraft Mania me
@rains232
@rains232 7 лет назад
Really?
@DarkShadow-le6cp
@DarkShadow-le6cp 7 лет назад
Aircraft Mania I live 1 mile away from MC Donald's
@ryno5777
@ryno5777 7 лет назад
i live 20km from the closest maccas
@GSHYBR1D
@GSHYBR1D 7 лет назад
147 miles I'm not exaggerating
@kentaaruga4765
@kentaaruga4765 7 лет назад
"you shout. I'm broke " 😂 😂 😂 😂
@porshaperera2052
@porshaperera2052 10 лет назад
This was legit hilarious bahaha, great work! Loved the skit
@kalashinkovfour7
@kalashinkovfour7 10 лет назад
Chloe is a beauty!!!
@mrserkoz
@mrserkoz 10 лет назад
Neel's acting is so ceeb in this haha
@blakewoods5568
@blakewoods5568 10 лет назад
the accuracy dear god the accuracy
@junkrat1
@junkrat1 10 лет назад
One of ya best yet!
@fredbest1980
@fredbest1980 7 лет назад
dam im so happy i found these
@saisubhash1
@saisubhash1 7 лет назад
Morello is sooo beautifulll...
@eddyx8218
@eddyx8218 7 лет назад
Awesome video
@eujeeves
@eujeeves 9 лет назад
4032 cool people and 79 feminazis haha
@TheBelrick
@TheBelrick 9 лет назад
Continuing the stereotype that it is ok for women to hit men well done.
@richardvanstone8508
@richardvanstone8508 9 лет назад
+Bel Rick True or not, what he said prior to the slap warranted a slap. I know I'd expect an incoming from a woman if those words left my mouth. Deal with it, leave her for a woman who won't hit you or, as your avatar suggests, find a like-minded man. Whatever you do, I do hope you don't declare my words gave you the vapors. Belle Rick. ;)
@TheBelrick
@TheBelrick 9 лет назад
Richard Vanstone what can a woman say to a man that ever warrants a hit to her face? FYI, it is NEVER ok to hit first sociopath ps: are you a homophobe?
@richardvanstone8508
@richardvanstone8508 9 лет назад
I can't imagine any words from a woman that would warrant a hit from a man. I'm a sociopath because I'd expect a slap from a woman after stating they were a bitch?! I'd like to see the mental gymnastics that brought that conclusion to you. No. Again, I'd like to see the mental gymnastics that brought you to that assumption.
@TheBelrick
@TheBelrick 9 лет назад
Richard Vanstone you are a sociopath which means you have no empathy. Expressly for men so technically a bigoted sociopath. So fyi and i hope you listen. It is NOT fucking ok to HIT other PEOPLE (note lack of gender reference) because their words upset you. Understand? I get that having been raised in a male hating sexist society you think male bashing is ok and females must be privileged and protected but do try and grow beyond that and into a world view that cherishes equality
@richardvanstone8508
@richardvanstone8508 9 лет назад
Calm down y'all. No women hit me. No woman has my balls in their purse. I don't get upset, irritated or irrational at gender-specific verbiage. I do understand y'alls point that nobody should hit anyone. (note how I said that calmly unlike the way you went about it all caps and cursing like a sailor while trying to say I'm the upset one.) Understand? We all can learn from each other. Peace.
@mynameisliv1
@mynameisliv1 10 лет назад
do more videos with Chloe! you're both so great together - I don't mean in a romantic way but you're both hilarious
@nikkiliakos1372
@nikkiliakos1372 10 лет назад
straight out Chloe and you would make the cutest couple
@novasnotvibing
@novasnotvibing 7 лет назад
lmao the inner thoughts of the two dudes is hilarious.
@aphcanada
@aphcanada 6 лет назад
The tall guy is literally mood
@crystalmurphy6912
@crystalmurphy6912 10 лет назад
omg yay!! i'm so happy you did another video with Chloe!!!
@sofeababby8539
@sofeababby8539 10 лет назад
Chloe looks like blair waldorf 😍
@isaacwade1892
@isaacwade1892 10 лет назад
See you in Brisbane! Looking forward to it!
@christophersnyder8266
@christophersnyder8266 7 лет назад
"we went to a really lovely place called McDonald's"
@agent008chico
@agent008chico 8 лет назад
Yeah! Girls be like that!
@saatvikpandey9045
@saatvikpandey9045 3 года назад
the moment when emily calls neil a midget, even though she's shorter than him ...
@LatinOz23
@LatinOz23 9 лет назад
Wow, this represent exactly the two most common types of women, one thinking it´s all about sex and the other one thinking it´s all about money :D, the other type is just the mix, i mean the single ones :P
@AylatheRaichu
@AylatheRaichu 10 лет назад
This is actually very well scripted, man. Props.
@unbuilttesterfn2123
@unbuilttesterfn2123 4 года назад
Goes to show how much guys relly care and how mean girls can be always trying to one up each other
@jasonpeng5798
@jasonpeng5798 5 лет назад
Lol the guy thoughts are so funny
@thisjusttrevor
@thisjusttrevor 4 года назад
This takes *Funny because its true* to a level beyond transcendent.
@nicholasfazzolari3647
@nicholasfazzolari3647 9 лет назад
Gold!
@VengefulMaG3
@VengefulMaG3 7 лет назад
Clit measuring contest.
@HeyRussianCommissar
@HeyRussianCommissar 10 лет назад
Amazing.
@s.d.966
@s.d.966 6 лет назад
If any girl mock you saying " tall giraffe" or something, she already is attached to you .
@omarnaibkhil923
@omarnaibkhil923 7 лет назад
LOVE THIS
@TheMissJanoskians
@TheMissJanoskians 10 лет назад
Only came here for Chloe Morello love you Chloe xxoxx
@TheNakedWombat
@TheNakedWombat 10 лет назад
Definitely.
@jugnuggets9747
@jugnuggets9747 5 лет назад
1:44 “Any food around here?” 😂
@katewood2204
@katewood2204 10 лет назад
LOVE IT!!!
@peekabooicancu
@peekabooicancu 10 лет назад
very clever.
@rahul90481
@rahul90481 5 лет назад
True global story all over connect those lines .
@AsadRehmanism
@AsadRehmanism 4 года назад
Dudes are the only real friends.
@madmark123743
@madmark123743 9 лет назад
I would have said? "I've got the munchies" instead of is there any food around here...But stil fuk'n funny. Australia in 2mins part 2 is the funniest skit yet though...Keep up comin with the funny shit neel love it
@jacsu84
@jacsu84 4 года назад
Frenchy is so much taller than all of them
@rubybell1764
@rubybell1764 10 лет назад
Love it
@joshuasy10
@joshuasy10 5 лет назад
Seems right
@lachlanagnew6868
@lachlanagnew6868 4 года назад
This is the most passive aggressive conversation I have ever seen
@MagicpotatoAus
@MagicpotatoAus 9 лет назад
killed at MacDonalds
@nitelite9167
@nitelite9167 8 лет назад
Then neel and frenchi got married right?
@demonslayer1162
@demonslayer1162 10 лет назад
Hahahajaha love Chloe btw
@Gambit771
@Gambit771 3 года назад
Both are far better off (including financially) without their misses.
@BIGLOGFILMS
@BIGLOGFILMS 10 лет назад
haha fave vid :)
@xMightz
@xMightz 9 лет назад
I love Frenchy
@mercy5172
@mercy5172 10 лет назад
"He looks like a giraffe" lmao I'm dying
@mercy5172
@mercy5172 8 лет назад
Walrus Gentlemen ok
@mrveemediaofficial
@mrveemediaofficial 10 лет назад
what the guys are thinking is on point.
@henrikkliebhan4874
@henrikkliebhan4874 Год назад
Is there any stand up session planned for the future (in europe - better watch till the end😁), tickets available?
@Anderhils
@Anderhils 7 лет назад
been there
@AlexaderOckham
@AlexaderOckham 8 лет назад
That ending though
@xgenkyokai
@xgenkyokai 6 лет назад
Ur the only one who tells the truth about society
@mickfox3262
@mickfox3262 4 года назад
Those kind of people you just want to avoid. Especially the ones who start it mostly. Too much about image and ego
@victormai5182
@victormai5182 7 лет назад
1 point for Neel
@imscaredofchairs6806
@imscaredofchairs6806 6 лет назад
“I’m hungry” Me on every date.
@gia2103able
@gia2103able 7 лет назад
me the whole video: bloody hell
@Joel62525
@Joel62525 10 лет назад
"Yuck, what is she wearing?!" - it's called a t-shirt, what is the world coming to
@destiny-1831
@destiny-1831 7 лет назад
That was halarious
@johnjoshuaarukwe489
@johnjoshuaarukwe489 7 лет назад
Did anyone notice how when the women leave the picture the guys were chill as f.
@ScrolltheNature
@ScrolltheNature 5 лет назад
That slap was amazing :D..
@VASEA0000
@VASEA0000 9 лет назад
Ben reminds me of Ed from Ed Edd'n Eddy :)
@elizabethgeorge7671
@elizabethgeorge7671 7 лет назад
The food guy was my favorite
@megagab1000
@megagab1000 10 лет назад
Hahaha this is epic. Also are all your latest videos going to be with frenchy?
@someoneuusedtoknow3528
@someoneuusedtoknow3528 4 года назад
Probably just me but I dont understand how people actually can answer so fast nicely to the other person, but actually you are thinking negatively of the other person without mixing both of them up. Well probably people can but mostly the negative things you want to say rise up first in your mind and you need another minute to arrange tht nice talk to the other person. However, this is just a short movie, so yeah its fine. The vid is also great.
@jnana1985
@jnana1985 9 лет назад
The slap looked real!!!
@krishgarg2806
@krishgarg2806 Год назад
women ☕ he said it 8 years ago
@robskalas
@robskalas 4 года назад
"Did I say that out-loud?"
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