Penny Mordaunt Goes. Colin Is Devastated. 

Let it go Colin. Have a holiday. You may still get to Rwanda for free if you're quick.

I'm sure I saw Colin at the polling station when I voted Labour in Portsmouth north yesterday. Idiot did a Boris and forgot his ID.

Stayed up all night watching the coverage and my first thought when Penny fell was 'Colin's going to be gutted!!' 😢

Colin is sobbing, I am cheering.....cheers mate!

You'll always have Rwanda, Colin.

Years of build up to get to this. Thank you Talking Heads, and thank you the good people of Portsmouth

Conservative clubs up and down the country today.

I knew Colin would be devastated. I'm glad he still has his memories and the footage of the coronation to soothe his aching soul.

He sounded like he was "W****** himself off🤣🤣

I can feel the emotion in his voice, poor bugger.

Not only did Penny Mordaunt lose her seat - bad enough for poor Colin - but somehow Jeremy Corbyn won Islington North and Portsmouth South!!!

Chill Colin. The new Labour MP is a Pompey season ticket holder.

I was waiting for this!... absolutely wetting myself 🤣

Just brilliant!!!! 😂😂😂

Prayers up for Colin, he’s really going through it today. 😢

Oh no! The Princess of Poundland and The Mighty Sword of Dobber.

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Too emotional for more.

No more shall the swords rise to greet Penny!

Love to the Mourdents family

Remember Colin, she is the Pompey Joan of Arc! No one fights and carries a sword like her.

Aww Colin, Penny doesn't even know you exist😩

Love to the family, Colin. I think they'll need all of it.

Cheer up Colin, you’ve still got Suella

What becomes of the broken hearted Who had love that's now departed I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind Pompy Love to the family Colin 💔

Colin I have some tissues here for you. Love to the family.

Simply wonderful.

Like the Gareth-Brent break up… at least he got a hole punch, Lieutenant Sir 😂

Genius ❤

Blub to the family! 😭

Got a reform video recommended to me after this one 😂

Cheers Colin

Colin, I feel your pain

Excellent.

Fantastic!

Stand up and fight, Colin. Stand up, and fight...

Colin from Portsmouth doesn't seem enraged enough.... 😢 Love to the family!

Portsmouth has fallen! Thoughts and prayers Colin, you might have to move to Southampton!

Thanks!

She is a patriot and a former rear admiral

Thoughts and prayers Colin, thoughts and prayers.

Never mind Colin. You always have the video.

She at least, stood up snd fought Colin. What about supporting our Ange now?

Only someone with a heart of stone wouldn't have a tear in their eyes. Love to the family Colin, love to the family.

*SORRY COLIN* I know you will miss her holding a sword on special days...

Sometimes the simplest writing can be the funniest :)

Masterful masturcrying from Colin there.

"oh you would love that, wouldn't you?"

😂😂😂😂😂 Love to the family Colin. xx

Where's the Smash Martians when you need them?😂😂😂😂

We do need follow up ones of Colin trying to explain that all his dystopia warnings didn't happen.

💔💔💔

Will trade pics of Priti in full Regalia for swimwear photos...

Poor Penny Mordour, she could carry a sword like no other ☺️

T’s & P’s, Colin 🙏🏻

At least Colin has football on TV every night to console himself 😉

All together now "There'll always be a Colin...".

I should say "Get over it and man up Colin!" but I think it's good that you wanted to talk to someone you trust about how you feel. Stay strong Colin!

I loved mordaunt losing her seat more than any of the others. Because the members of the nasty Party loved her so much. I'm still laughing 🤑🤑🤑🤓💜

Fareham is not far away from Portsmouth ...

Brilliant! 🤣

Makes you think, doesn't it?

I wondered how you managed to turn out something so quickly 😂

My first reaction was: too short, but then I appreciated the minimalistic perfection.

Does he want to sell his Penny Mordaunt shrine? Asking for a friend.

Tell Colin about farage and he'll say it's the second coming, after the one he did over mourdent.

She didn’t fight, the person next to her didn’t fight…….enough

Better luck next time Colin!

A moment for Colin

Goodbye Lady Poundland, my knowledge of you was limited to that one meme. For which I am greatful.

'Nuff said.

Is she back at her lake?

Colin is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

I can imagine Colin simultaneously despising the Labour government but developing a serious crush on one of the Labour cabinet and defending everything they say and do.

She was a horrible nasty article tbh snotty + overbearing

Really man up

😂😂😂🤣😭 Love to family

Shame about penny. She was a tory but she did have a couple good points and I was hoping the sun readers would be right when they said they don't care who runs the tories as long as she has a couple good points....... (paraphrased from yes minister!).

To be fair, I know how ourColin feels...after I heard Luke Akehurst got elected.

Bet Colin's from North End.

Has Colin stopped crying yet? There is plenty more to be disgusted about.

Penny was fairy good.

C'mon guys it's been a month, I need a fix.

I don't have a grain of compassion for Colin: despite several requests he never offered me the opportunity to buy any of his Penny Mordaunt stuff, neither the videos nor the pictures. Obviously, now it's too late ... and the devastation Colin proclaims to feel is nothing compared to mine.

Awww. Poor Colin. Don't worry there are a lot of fascist fish in the sea...

Boo hoo. 😂

How is everyone doing?

Hahahaha hahahahahaha haha hahahaha hahahahahaha hahahaha Has To Be A Set Up? Hahahaha hahahahahaha haha hahahaha

Anyone notice we've had terrible weatherr since Labour got elected? Come on Starmer, work your slightly-left-but-not-socialist magic.

😂

LOL

😆😆😆

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did my bit in Portsmouth north, I think I saw colin in his BMW at the port Solent car meet

poor Andrew XDXD