people who play joke characters for the whole campaign 

I'm playing a night called .ian mckellen,

Play a Bard named Ser Pent. His tongue is almost as sharp as his wit, which is why he became a sword bard and not an eloquence bard.

I'm playing a half-orc life domain cleric who moonlights as a pizzeria owner, named Father Jawn. DM's so into it he's let me invest my gold into expanding my business into neighboring towns, and I also enslaved the remnants of a tribe of kobolds whose leader I killed. They worship me because they think I can breathe fire. Joke characters played straight are so goddamn fun.

My current character is a warlock with a charlatan background named Michael Roch. Or Mike Roch.

After being a forever DM in the past 12 years. People usually regret making joke characters as the story progress. Also, often the person who do this is actively try to brake immersion, because they feel awkward about playing a character. So you should let them play it out, dont say no, dont pressure them on it.

Why did this make me cry???????

But if he had more than 6 int, then he would've cut the rope BELOW him and not ABOVE and live... So unfortunate, so sad... ;(

Yo...

bro is like Hodor

That's really dope.

Farts

Scanlan

Did you mean: Sam Riegel

I’m playing a goblin barbarian named Bath Saltz in a friend’s campaign and he’s had quite the character arc

Literally about to be my character in the campaign I’m joining (it’s my first campaign)

Dildo Baggins, oh how he was great He gave his life, to save his lover's grave fate Pussy, though he tried, could not save his life a Dildo he was, but not without strife He Loved His Lover's Music, he laughed and he sang but when Pussy tried to save him, The Dildo would not bang The day was won, as the body was lost For Great Dildo had won, but just at what cost The Funeral was held, and the tales told were merry as Dildo's long love, sang him a song we all carry in our hearts and in our minds, we know he'll never leave us oh Dildo my Dildo, I ran out of rhymes. General Grievous Thank you

@@ghost_craftinganimates813 you’re awesome.

@@furrybastard27 For Dildo.

Omg 😭

@@ghost_craftinganimates813 Pure poetry. You should become a writer.

You’d like “Skeleton Soldier Couldn’t Protect The Dungeon”

I mean, that's actually what a necromancer would probably name their undead, so I don't see an issue.

@@JagEterCoola yes but... He can't talk, so he does charades for everything. He is *extremely* curious, so he always gets into trouble. And his backstory is great. You are correct, that is what the necromancer named him... mere minutes before he was killed by a group of adventures. SA3 saw this, and went "Hm yes, this looks like fun". So he became an adventurer. Also this comment kinda hurts now, because the video is even more accurate now. My boi just sacrificed himself for the party.

@@--Cat-- long live....errr, unlive? whatever, HAIL Skelleton Archer #3!

@@--Cat-- I barely read about Skeleton Archer N°3 yet I mourn his loss :'(

It's because once people get over the awkward fear of being serious, and instead act melodramatic for fun, they discover the trick they had been missing all along.

They get their funny outlet and can stay serius

It's always funny to see the serious genius goofily fall from a windows. But you get used to the fart jokes

No They stay as jokes and provide nothing to the story but unwanted comedy relief

@@elgatochurro bruh I skipped a BBEG fight by doing the Gangam Style dance and I managed to recruit the BBEG to destroy a dragon that the party "accidentally" created.

Ok but I actually made a character named Sherlock Gnomes for a oneshot once. He was a detective who got fired from the police force because he was always talking to a toy (for which I used an actual McDonald's toy of Gnome Watson from the movie Gnomeo and Juliet 2 Sherlock Gnomes) which may or may not have been his patron. ...the other characters in this Sherlock Holmes-based oneshot included Carlisle Cullen from Twilight, Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, a character that was a combination of Mycroft Holmes and Minecraft streamer Dream whose name was "Minecroft", and finally a character that was literally just the Robert Downey Jr. "I'm Stuff" meme image. So obviously this was not a dark story

I have a character I use for one-shots called Gnoman Bates who is a serial-killer rogue gnome - always gets a reaction when I introduce him. Not necessarily a positive one but still a reaction lol

My daughter loves that movie.

Your daughter loves Psycho?

"Sherlock Gnomes" killed me :D

I love this energy. My first character I ever made was a Goliath rogue. The character after that was an orc "ranger". And orc with incredibly low intelligence that couldn't even figure out how to use a bow so he just chucked the arrows as hard as he could like lawn darts. I only make joke and contradiction characters lol.

did he carry a frying pan around and yell "cast iron!!" heheheheheh

@@darwinsapin3407 No but he mostly seemed to be casting fist (credit to the Small Medium and Threadbare book series by Andrew Seiple)

@@leviwood3363 i regret talking now

As someone who's always hated athletic scholarships the idea of them being used in Strix makes me irrationally angry. Thank you.

When the DM regrets not having their player’s character sheets memorized even though it’s not their job to do so

@@Phuskooz well isn't deathward a spell you have to cast. So isn't it something the dm shouldve remembered

Everyone forgetting that someone was protected by Death Ward when they just got incinerated would be EPIC

@@danieltaom Since it's duration is 8 hours in game, in a combat heavy session Death Ward genuinely might've been cast 5-6 hours ago irl time. So it's reasonably likely you could forget about Death Ward.

@@CharlesFreck Yeah especially when it may have been an afterthought to everyone at the time.

Correction: Deadpool hopped up on Pixysticks.

hi i know its been a month but cumwagon the fartgotten has literally been seared into my brain since i read this and has haunted me like a specter since

Yep. As someone currently in a long-form custom campaign with the former type, that's what I was 100% expecting this video to be about. 20 sessions later, the character is exactly as shallow and unmotivated as she was on day 1. She just does random stupid crap for the sake of being random and to see what'll happen. I'm pretty sure her player is just playing Xbox during the sessions, too, so... not really paying attention. It was about when she decided to pickpocket an ancient, evil artifact off of my character and swallow it for no good reason-- resulting in PVP between my character and the other, clueless party members when my character's efforts to retrieve the artifact from her throat really solidly looked like I was murdering her-- that I became officially tired of the schtick. It's just great. Super great.

I feel you buddy. I'm sorry.

You know funnily enough Deadpool has had some serious moments and honestly I feel like they are a decent example of a good joke character depending on how you play them

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WxYH5CXbpYA.html

Typical SunBro storyline

praise the sun 🙌

@@justinh514 May The Sun burn the eyes of the ubeleivers and tan the skin of the beautiful!

I NEED TO KNOW

I can't think of way to *_professionally_* lick a table

@@jzh4805That’s probably why you aren’t a professional table licker

@@jzh4805cleaning tables at a bar with your tongue would be my guess

@@jzh4805 If you have an audience, you're a professional!

@@jzh4805 If you get paid for it, you're a professional, regardless of skill.

So emotional right? Q_Q

oh shit I didnt know u were in to dnd. Cool.

Razbuten chilling under every recent dnd video I see. Cant wait for the introducing the lady you life with to tabletop rpgs video u teased some time ago iirc :3 tho ofc i know it might still take time to actually play enough to give her a decent insight so no rush

Get the tissues . . . wink wink wank whine wink

Want to like but can't ruin the 699 likes on a comment about Cum Wagon

Cool of this one guy not to be weirded out by being these triplets' only friend.

This.

I want to believe his fiance didn't want to be a skit were the name cum wagon is nicknamed "cummie". also does runesmith ever show up in his videos these days?

@@ReeperRiopel Runesmith can't be in these videos any more because he moved away.

I actually thought that he was playing everyone in the skit, his acting is just that good

Didn't I do it for you?

Not the froggy visage ☠

"His bravery knows few bounds." Love the idea that in the vast majority of situations he's fearless, but then it's like "the building is old and rotted, you see a bug-" "Nope, nope, I run, fuck them bugs, nope nope nope nope-"

Be the person Kermie knows you can be

so, basically frog from Chrono trigger?

Did he die? Because if yes that would be the single most badass death I’ve ever heard of

Wow, quoting Rorschach in a way that makes sense and is still badass? Awesome!

This isn't even a joke, this is just perfectly in theme and badass. I hope he beat the hell out of those mutated sewer rats, but knowing how deadly Cyberpunk can be I uh...am not going to get my hopes up.

A genuine laugh, I needed that.

Everanus*

Boblin was a true hero...

@@BigDickWizard6969 Just like you.

Sacrifices*

Thats just fun. What animal was each thing. Did he try to line up the creatures to actual pokemon (shield guardian=steel type, wildfire spirit=fire type, and such)

I'm totally stealing this. One question though, were does the shield guardian come from?

My first character was basically the same thing. His name was soot (kinda like ash)

@@marcosachaval3534 I think thry meant steel guardian from the battlesmith artificer...

Omg that's perfect! I'm stealing this!

LMAO. Take my Like, good citizen 🤣

Jean-rick Roke

Jericho Generico

xD i had the exact same thought, one spin off could be that he was actually a clone that got left behind when an ancient wizard decided to move out of town for tax reasons, discovered in the basement of the tower being sold by the local authorities, broken free from his jar before the wizards personality and intellect was put inside, he was literally the most generic human possible

one of my DM's has a DMNPC that he sometimes uses during oneshots when there are only two players an there really needs to be a third. Jen Eric the Dwarf Cleric. Love that dude.

Smh they forgot finger of death only works on humanoids

@@zankaa8031 humanoid dragon, lets go

Schrodinger's Dragon

The dragons corpse is dust now so I guess it's dust in the shape of a dragon

Obviously they were fighting two dragons

That is literallt the character im currently playing, his name is Jeoff(pronounced Jeff)

I like doing characters with normal backgrounds too, like they still have good relations with their family most of which are still alive including their parents. The only reason they are joining the group is because their parents are pressuring them to takeover the family peach orchard business and they just want to have a little bit of fun and see the world first. Or the old guy who was a city guard and thought he was going to die right before his retirement, but didn't, so now he doesn't know what to do with himself and just hops into the first party he comes across till he dies or gets dementia.

Indeed. Albeit then you have players who have stealth pun names for their character but make a serious character.

Yup. Scanlan Shorthalt is a great example of this.

@@magenstaffarts One of my friends had an idea in mind for his Rogue that he came up with later. "Shady Stove" He would've had a scabbard that resembles a cooking stove which heats his sword. This character was also pretty serious in nature, apart from the pun.

@@forfaerghus8092 Very! Also, nice Blue Lions profile picture! Blue Lions was my first run in Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

Playing as an apothecary called "Neidhardt Drags"

Sounds like you need an earth genasi Stone Cold Steve Austin

Earth Genasi monk so he can stun people.

that is a good campaign

@@josephbracero4652 tavern brawler so he can chug a beer and break the bottle over their head. And stunner is a grapple so bonus there

I had a character named John Cena who was a barbarian wrestler preferred weapon was the chair.

"Don't you think he's a little... _weird?"_ "weird? nah, Jacob is my best friends!"

i did the same exact thing haha

I was thinking the same thing

I didn't, but I liked your post because your sillyness is funny

jep, it tends to happen to me, too

One of these days he just needs to edit a second Jacobin the background that walks past to funnel the conspiracy that he has clones for his videos

They are actually so hardcore they come in costume every week. That is how their characters dress.

im learning

@@XPtoLevel3 I'm so proud of you

@@XPtoLevel3 truly an inspiration

That was when I learned that word too, and I wasn't even homeschooled.

@@localcottagecoregirl3724 He clearly spent a point on inspiration on this roll, so this probably gets him back up to stock.

Everyone eventually meets both your parents who are alive and well. You earned your place in a low house of nobility. The additional revenue eventually securing a farm for your parents to retire on. Honestly just not killing your parents is BETTER. They can be villains, but your flaw is that you will still follow them despite their flaws.. or simply just getting to dance with your mom/sister at the festival of lights is a memorable experience.

John Smith, Jack Brown, Bob Taylor and Susan Jones. Oh, and almost forgot George Wilson.

You joined the local militia when you was of age, this is where you learned to wield sword, shield and spear. But you now wish to see the world, make friends and return to share your stories with your loved ones. I have too thought on this character idea, going so plain and vanilla that it is unique in its own way.

Everyone always goes "oh wow a human fighter how basic" and then the whole party rolls up exclusively as weirdly horny orphan tieflings with dark backstories. 75% of the time rouges or sorcerers.

This is completely irrelevant to the current conversation, but you have excellent taste in anime

10 year old who steals shit is the best kind of character

that actually sounds like a sick character arc, hoping that I get to experience the same

i thought you meant he stole feces

​@@bobono Or cuno from disco elysium

Damn that sounds awesome

Same. I did a one shot at an organised event a few months back. I didn't necessarily play a joke character, but that one session game me an addiction to it already and I wanna play more... Due to covid it's pretty dang difficult to find people to play with.

One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no RU-vidr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear dex

Curiously I also play a dumbass skeleton, more specific a gunslinger, before COVID, and he was one hell of cowboy.

@@A_mysteriousW ya mine was an oathbreaker paladin so skeleton necromancer and if it continued i had an idea that i could like raise dead skeletons with sentience or like clones of me but they would have the same stats as regular skeletons so it wouldn’t affect anything just be cool flavor. Cause the idea was he was raised by a necromancer and one day broke away from the control of that necromancer and had to figure out what life was

Yeah, playing lighthearted characters can be a lot of fun to play, and sometimes more fun than an entirely serious character. I think the problem arises when you play a character with a comedic gimmick in a long-term campaign and end up with a character that constantly fools around when the rest of the table is playing the game a different way, or you're just lost on what to do with your character since you only thought of said gimmick. By the sound of it, your skeleton could've gone a lot of places depending on what happened in that campaign, so what I said doesn't apply so much. Cool character idea.

It's amazing what a difference a slightly different fake beard can make. Also sitting on a few phone books for the height sells it.

Jokes aside, his friend’s backward hat looks really cool

He rolled a 20 on his disguise check hahaha.

I think he looks the same as usual. The two new guys are cool though.

The best example of this entire video!

FUCK that's so true 😭

By the end of Balance you just forget that taco is a real word

OH MY WORD IT FITS SO WELL!

I was waiting for this comment lmao

Started of so innocent and went steep downhill afterwards 😂 love it

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Dani?

@@bloodink7230 Heh

@@lightblood4346 Hah.

You can't just put that out there and not give some damn context

@@ravensflockmate So in the first campaign, the players were sent to the city across the mountain, because the yearly caravan which was sent to bring goods had disappeared, turns out it was a gate to hell itself that had opened up, and eventually the players found out and fought a demon lord, some members of the party sacrificed themselves to sent it back to hell. In the way there, the Donkey bartered with Death herself to get a magic chain that could lock/trap anything, at a cost. The Donkey gave up his soul to close the gates to hell, but his body remained behind, together with the chains. Next campaign, a temple was built around him, and one of the players even venerated him, pushing the mythos forward, saying the Donkey protected them from the darkness. In the third campaign we got to find out the Donkey backstory wherein he had his soul swapped with a druid, and one of the characters was the original Donkey's soul in the druid body. Next campaign, and keep in mind at that point that is hundreds if not thousands of years later, the players are sent on a quest to forge a scissor-sword, because they found out that the Donkey and the chains were creating issues with the cycle of death and rebirth of the world. At that point there were Donkey religious followers even across the sea. The last campaign was played much much in the future, because in real life we stopped playing, and the scissor-swords were never delivered, and the world had been shrouded into a chilling ice and flood[hell, the chains and sealing magic had been associated with cold]. They found the sword, but never got around to releasing the Donkey, so the world just ended in a great ice age. Now let me tell you, the second most important character was an avian wizard 100% inspired by Daffy Duck the Wizard. People also threated him with full seriousness.

So... You pinned your tales to the donkey?

@@FlatlandsSurvivor 😐

One of my favorites. First one shot I played I didn’t get to do much and one of our friends was being a dick. So we get to the end and he rushes in and there are two end monsters that jump out and grab him. I cast shatter killing both of the bosses and reducing him to 1 hit point. lmao

I was thinking the same thing

@@coranbaker6401 nah it clearly counts because the priest was humanoid before dragon

Overruled! 🔨

Well, dragons have limbs and a head don't they? Close enough in my book.

Me as DM, considering the cost of a retcon: "dragons have thumbs"

He also may have accidentally triggered a zombie apocalypse but it's fine

@@MattyMakez Lol- my favorite joke character that I've played was named Mr. Werther. He was a comedically edgy dude made for a one-shot that ended up becoming a campaign. He wound up becoming king and (accidentally) ate a cake made of human flesh one time Can I ask how Dildo triggered the apocalypse?

@@scorfadontis8110 we were playing Death Frost Doom and he thought he was dreaming while exploring am abandoned crypt. There was some weird time travel stuff going on, which is why he thought he was dreaming. He killed a big blob thing that the adventure tricks you into thinking is a boss. When you kill that it awakens a massive hoard of undead that is virtually impossible to deal with. He had the horrific realization that he wasn't dreaming when he took damage

@@MattyMakez Whoa, sounds like that'd be an interesting session haha

@@scorfadontis8110 that's how the session started actually haha

Did you multiclass in Spore Druid?

@@Sir-Pleiades , no. It was 3rd level one shot. And I did think about spore druid option actually, but I was bad at this “multiclass thing”))

@@NicholasClane Wait does your warlock's fungus god provide you hallucinogenic mushrooms?

@@Dualbladedscorpion7737 well, it happened, yes. in hard times of despair, I called out to my patron for a portion of some cheerful mushrooms))) It was some kind of ritual. I must say that we played in a rather religious setting, and I had to do all this very secretly. I basically pretended to be a druid for a long time.

I wish you could just "plant" mylecium and expect it to fruit bodies 😂 would make my life easier But that's why we play DND So we don't have to worry about the nitty gritty difficulties of real life

named my half-orc Jace for the same reason!

LMAO

Got to elf it up a bit and that's perfect name

@@Alyssaromantic It was a while ago but I remember it somehow, by accident, got reversed on him with the name. The entire table erupted laughing. I wish I could remember the circumstance, and dialogue cause it was great.

@@kidflash2fan that's amazin!

im playing a bard named jasmine viridis, but of course she goes by jazz 😎

Funni

Poggers xD

bad foofoo, bad. *sprays foofoo with water bottle*

This reminds me of the podcast Just Roll With It, where there's: A character named Chip, who, while a comedian who loves pranks and child-like humor, was an orphan who was picked up by a legendary pirate crew and, after that crew was literally sucked into the sea, leaving him as a lone child, then lead to some abandonment issues, and he turned out to be a rogue A Triton paladin named Gillion who was banished from the Undersea because they screwed things up with land-dwellers, specifically the Navy, from what I've gathered, who thinks of the world as black and white, and on a normal day, constantly comes up with heroic titles after titles, in order to compensate for their doubt and general looming negative thoughts. And then just a regular human person named Jay who abandoned their father and, irl and in character, cried actual tears because of revealing that they were a double agent and trying to get as close to whoever was responsible for their sister's death. Now, this all sounds depressing and meaningful, but they do the dumbest shit at all times. I mean, Gillion is literally referred to as "eater of grass, beater of ass" and "moisture master," Chip refers to his ship (it's a pirate campaign, so obviously they have a ship) as the Millennium Chipper, after the Millennium Falcon. Then the other one just vibes a lot of the time, trying to keep this group of no doubt chaotic-aligned people from literally burning down their own ship, which nearly happened multiple times, and not getting killed while alone in places very obviously designed for the whole party, or running off to do that in the first place. I mean, the shit they get up to on a day-to-day basis is truly hilarious. Literally at the start of the campaign, Chip had Gillion sniff the ground on all fours looking for bugs, so as to kill them, and they blew up their tiny ship with gunpowder after the DM decided that certain sea life, which they naturally tried to feed gunpowder to, could shoot flames out of their mouths as a defense mechanism. Oh, and they also tried to feed gunpowder to the bird they're carrying around, and by the way, they stole said ignitable powder from a small village that they "liberated" the citizens of, gaining an npc known only as marshall John, who was a member of the Navy, which is basically the World Government btw, and this caused a ripple effect where the Navy retaliated by declaring war on neutral zones between the pirates and them, and literally the first like two sessions completely changed and dictated where the campaign went because it's so off the walls insane that the DM doesn't know what to do. A heist session could turn into "who can steal the most gold and boop the snoot of that one massive like 8 foot tall tabaxi Navy dude well equipped and trained enough to kill all of us very easily," and "who can have the most traumatizing nightmares this session," and "ah, it seems as if a ghost is trying to possess me at this moment, and has latched itself onto my internal organs, sucking the life-force from them. Would you mind shooting me in the midsection with bullets that do radiant damage to get it out?" Watching that show is like having a fever dream be documented and then watched. It's completely insane, but I've nearly passed out and pissed myself from laughing multiple times. Highly recommend watching all like 60 episodes, it's a fucking trip to say the least.

In different campaigns we had a dwarf barb named Buckfitches, a gnome named Fizzypop Larryhegs, a tabaxi sailor called Dry Plank, and a feminine male half orc monk named Britno Spears.

Wait, you made a character in your campaign? How?

@@_Woody_ I believe that he’s saying that the created the character, who became important in the campaign he originated in, and now he’s taken over as GM and his own campaign’s final act includes that character. alternatively, it might’ve just been a DMPC.

For my last campaign it was Lard the 6'7 human barbarian woman, made for the sole purpose of walking through walls like the Kool aid man.

My first D&D campaign I played as a Tabaxi Wild Magic Sorcerer, because cats are chaotic, right? I've been equally the most DMG giver as the DMG taker, if he doesn't die each session, something's wrong. It was fun having the tree fireballs being cast on a magic surge, at level 3 with 11 hp, which would have dealt 36 damage, thank the paladin's god and his abusive crit religion roll

@@satoruriolu6132 yo I'm running a Tabaxi Wild Magic Sorcerer for my groups current Icewind Dale campaign. he is just some old dude on the brink of death trying to do some good before he passes and so far he has helped one group of people and gotten another brutally murdered because he isn't good at reading between the lines when people talk to him. I haven't gotten to use my wild magic yet but I'm really hoping it makes for some good moments later down the line.

joke characters become the best they can be when they become serious in spite of the joke. having to take a joke character seriously is part of what makes them so freaking funny.

That's actually kind of what happened to Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad.

I do it all the time. Run the character that's obviously a joke, then put in so much drama and gravitas the players don't understand when they stopped laughing and when they started crying.

Meh, it's up to you how you react. I hate 'you're breaking my immersion' types. Worry about your own character, I'll worry about mine.

@@fearsomestm00c0w Ok, but if you're ruining a group's experience then it's probably time to either move on or take things a bit more seriously.

@@fearsomestm00c0w It's much harder to worry about your own character and ignore others when D&D is a group game that relies on constantly interacting with the other players in some way.

@@ferrin6326 it's much easier to let someone play what they want to play than to nitpick at their design.

Well just so happens I am going to play a Tiefling Warlock who is Twin brothers with an Aasimar Paladin, they both sound like Kronk too and were cursed by a permanent reduce person spell, they are very opinionated about what path your character should take in life.

Oh yeah. It's all coming together

bro is minsc

Ah yes Squeak Squeakety Squeaken

That sounds awful to me but as long as everybody is having fun, go wild

Holy shit I love the idea of a succubus chest-mimic

What is a Succubus chest mimic

I was reading this thinking “this sounds really familiar” then realised I’m in your party. I’m Britney Lances

@@georgeashley6643 LOL. Awesome pun name, dude.

Took me a bit, but thats a damn good joke

Haha, that's a really clever name. May he honor the Treksutsky's deity Adedas.

I....I kinda want to read this story....

Definitely want to read this story.

Imagine, at the start of the campaign you’re a small sentient magic item, or even a subconscious parasite, only able to critique the choices and speak to your host. You get more powerful as you gain more control and bodies. So basically Pickle Rick as a concept plus body snatching.

We had a wizard in a campaign who was a true polymorphed broom... he died when our cleric cast anti magic field to close to him.

@@inkfae9916 Ha! Now I want to play your campaign! At the time I had some heavy life shit happening and playing a character that had no effect or responsibility for my parties outcome was my way of being part of my friends lives without to deal with any of their issues, because my character was physically incapable of helping. RPGs are great for keeping you sane🙂

gud ztori Needz mor DakkaDakkaDakka

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

OI, WHY YA WHISPERIN' YA GIT?

Aw yeah, make sure to take healing word to actively damage your teammates with a negative spellcasting modifier.

Nuffin' loik good ol' Big Mek kuality assurance.

Hesa pretty bombad. Deysa in big doodoo dis time.

And then the dragon dies.

@@theuncalledfor The Squirrel now has 15 levels in the Bard class.

Ha! Got eeeem!

Oh man! I love this idea! Hope your campaign goes well :D

Now that is dark but stupid....stupidily dark

Bashful is probably running a brothel somewhere

I would have liked this even if I was not the 69th person to do so.

This is too creative, I’m stealing this for a character

If I get permission ofc lol

How was he a spy tho? Didn't his dummy thicc glutes give him a disadvantage on stealth checks?

@@Grzesuav94 Real spies befriend the enemy into spilling their secrets.

Still, compared to the time Jacob got gamer fuel powder in his eyes and nearly died is a very high bar

That sounds like the worst character... just ever. please don't subject other players too that.

@@curtisgoldthorpe6656 nah, the group rolled with it and we had fun. The character after that was rather normal.

so deadpool, but without the regeneration?

@@ghost_craftinganimates813 well, he couldn't read other people's thought bubbles or anything like that. He had incredible luck and was able to make small useful gadgets or items appear out of nowhere in apparently impossible situations (a box of dry matches right after swimming through a river, for example) thanks to Gizmo and Serendipity (character traits in GURPS). So, he could kind of break the logic of the game just like Deadpool. It's also useful because in case the DM has to remind something to the group he could simply make my character hear a voice from his "god" (the DM) and he would remind the other characters in-game.

One of my players in a serious game of faction intrigue is a wild magic sorcerer and highlights include: turning into a sheep during an important fight, speaking pink bubbles during a noble's party, and doing insane damage out of nowhere to a deadly monster, making it trivial. I love it.

@@knavesquill9198 wild magic sorcerers are always a treat in serious games

Man you must have been really unlucky with those 1s

Now that I think about it. Same, I think I just like making goofy characters and the way I play turns them into serious party members.

I made an arcanist girl in Pathfinder and originally she was supposed to be a goof...she ended up being the heart of the party, helped redeemed the parties bloodrager and also ended up marrying him

I have a drow monk who's sensei was Master Oogway

Rango ftw!

Okay but you said.. "stupid character's" and then "Rango" ...you lost me.

@@Dingy-doodles I played Master Oogway. The DM getting genuinely mad because this stupid fucking ancient turtle just kept quoting Chinese proverbs and random inspirational quotes I was looking up on the fly while casually Matrix-dodging bandits with a 22 AC was absolute gold

YOUR FACE A SPOLDE