@@meganofsherwood3665 idk if it's the same in America but here to get a trolley (shopping kart) at a supermarket, you have to put a pound in to unlock it then you get your pound back at the end when you park it again. This is usually to prevent people taking them and ditching them
I admit I go to Waitrose but I'd never give up that pound, that's a pound... C'mon the pounds don't look after themselves when they're left in the trolley......
@@tonysworld3001*than... Idiot Yes I do have have money and I do also have brains, that's how I make my money. I just prefer food there, they have things ordinary markets don't. On top of that, it's the closest store to me unless I drive 9 miles to Sainsbury's.
Ha, everyone in the UK maybe. Take an Italian or French person around Waitrose, and watch them laugh as you insist that these are our expensive high quality ready meals... :)
@@russianroomba9948 Sure I have. Big fan of their ready made lasagnes and cheap suits. It's like being transported to Milan every time I venture in there :D
My dad is that person that, who when he was able to afford a car with a boot latch, purposely hid away and opened it when people walked past to startle them. He thought it was the funniest thing ever
The only part I can relate to is the part about unlocking your car from an unnecessary distance. I JUST LOVE IT. I love seeing people look around, wondering who just made that car beep and blink lights.
Ur hilarious ‘Let me just get in my Range Rover, which is mine?’ - honestly was just thinking this morning in the car park how many range rovers there were
@@mjbutnotmaryjane in Ireland Aldi is €11.70 an hour, nurses get paid €13.50 an hour. In Aldi you don't have to give anyone a bed bath or clean up vomit daily. My point being, nurses are drastically under paid.
I remember when I was in Aldi once, there was a woman on the phone and she said ‘just a second Deborah I’m just grabbing some things in Waitrose and I’ll be on my way!’ Hehe liar! 😆
Michael is so uninhibited, which makes him incredibly honest. He is the first comedian I have ever heard that sends himself up in such a humanly honest and totally unabashed way. Others send themselves up but in ways that are obscure to the average person, Michael admits, in detail, to all of the things we do but would never admit to and that we try to hide. It is unquestionably refreshing and funny and is his delivery is intoxicating.
I only learnt they existed when Land Rover were recalling their Freelanders ( yes the poor mans Range Rover). I got a 2016 Ford galaxy, the boot opened all the way up its self when I pressed the button and I was shook. The most my poor Freelander can do is to unlock, it doesn’t do the whole open up itself. Very sad when I got my car back.
Peaceful Painting even the cheap cars nowadays have it, I’m not sure if they got it as a mod but even fords have this feature, doesn’t make me feel as special anymore :(
I laughed for like 3 minutes straight laughing at the part where he said “the chickens walk through the main entrance like this is my family can u just uck us like yeah” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Why are there over 100; dislikes, this man is naturally very funny without being offensive or rude. Somehow without the swearing and about everyday stuff makes it relatable and therefore very funny.
Michael Mcintyre is my favourite comedian of all time, I watch the videos over and over and it always put me in stitches.. just want to correct one thing, Waitrose trollies don't and never had pound slot.
A few hours ago after I watch this me and my family went to Waitrose and I didn’t believe the joke about boots but when I seen it happen literally I was shook 😂
TRUE STORY: 4 pots of tea once smashed on my legs in Waitrose. My sister took me to the toilets - not cold water. About 15 mins later, 'first aider' comes in and says "sorry for the delay, I couldn't find the frozen pea isle!!"
Bee P I’ve often wondered what their UK equivalent was. Do you have Ocado? Very posh and specialist, which I do shop at because I’m veggie and dairy and gluten free (allergies). 🙈
'Who can be bothered to return the trolly for a quid? By the time I've done that the house will have made fifteen grand!' Speaking as someone who has just brought their first place (a one-bedroom flat for the same price my parents brought their four-bedroom detached property with a giant garden for ten years ago - that same property I grew up in is now worth half a million) this is too real. It felt like house prices were going up faster than I could save.
@@claraursic8656 Yes.there is a slot in the cart handle that releases a chain that the carts are strung together with when stored in a line at the front of the store. When you return the cart to the line and join it to the one in front of you you get the coin back.
I will never see Waitrose or my grandparents’ Range Rover ever again….. nowadays, whenever my family sees a Waitrose we Always point it out, to makes matters even better, my mum just got gifted a voucher to Waitrose😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i was talking to my friend who shops at Waitrose and he literally goes "the food is so organic, its slightly more expensive than Aldi but so what i get a grand an hour"
My sister used to love telling me she shopped at Waitrose. That was until her husband took things in hand and now he does the shopping - at Lidel! lol.
Tbh i think people leave the trolleys tips at waitrose. They’re probably like, ‘Oh darling, thank you for carrying my shopping! You’re a lifesaver! *places £20 in trolley and walks off* ‘
When I was 3, my mom gave me a chocolate square, and when I asked for another piece, she said "there's no more, it's in your tummy". My response: "Can you get it back?"
Now living in Italy and no longer Cheltenham, I bought 2 avocados, 13 cherry tomatoes, 2 bananas, a pear, 2 zucchini, 2 carrots, and 4 figs for €8,20 and immediately thought “beat that Waitrose!” 😉
