People Without Children Have NO IDEA What It's Like! | Michael McIntyre 

"Where's Ozzy?" "He's by the front door." "He's never been there in his life!"

His bangs frantically shaking over his forehead explains everything

My father mastered a very important skill. He learned to handle the steering wheel with one hand, while he reached down and removed a shoe with the other hand. Then, while keeping his eyes on the road, he was able to reach back with the shoe and smack the two quarreling kids in the backseat. This is mastery level fatherhood. He had been a pilot for the Canadian Navy, flying sub killers on and off of aircraft carriers. So he had jet pilot trained reflexes. Don't attempt this maneuver unless you've passed flight school.

That laugh...... that is the laugh of a broken man

It starts out a fight to get them to bed. Then teen years hit and you can’t get them out of bed. I have white hairs for a reason.

Once we were at the park and my son didnt want to leave. We all went to the car except my son. My husband hid behind another car and told me to get in the car and drive to the stop sign while he hid and watch out son. When my son saw the car actually leaving, he ran SOO FAST screaming "nooooooo". 😂 then my husband came out of his hiding spot and grabbed him. We called his bluff and felt sooo good about it

""all 4 of us had our heads out the window"" 😂😂😂hahahaah

As long as they're small enough, if they aren't going out the door, scoop them up over the shoulder or American football style under the arm.

Painfully hilarious because it's relatable. And I'm just an aunt, I can't imagine how much harder it is for parents. 😭😭😭😭

I love this man's humor, he describes my children as if he has met them and experienced their terror lol

I had to laugh at “leaving the house “. I remember when my five kids were all six and under. I realized we were out of bread. I also realized it would be easier to make bread than to go to the store with all my kids. So I did. With that said, there’s also a lot of wonderful parts of parenting. Mine are all older now and it’s such fun.

The satisfaction you get watching this as a single man with no children is un-measurable! 😂

Lmao, I’m 21 and I’m the second eldest out of 6 children. My eldest sister (27) has gone on to have her third child now and the youngest of my siblings is 4, second youngest is 8 and then 13 and 14. At one point, we were all living together, including my aunt and her two kids and I was stuck looking after kids every single day. I now have my own QUIET PEACEFUL home all to myself. I do not want another child near me again.

The hairdo really adds to the routine

He's NEVER BEEN THERE IN HiS LIFE! 😆

good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor

Every time a stand up comedian talks about their kids, it reinforces my decision to remain child-free😂

So true love his comedy😊. Currently being beat up by my 6 yr old who snuck in my bed and is wind milling smacking me and has his head dug in my spine whilst being dead asleep and screaming no, in a dream just like he does in real life. I love him soo much and they look like Angel's when they are asleep, till they slap you in the face and knock you out your bed 😂

Sometimes I just come listen to this when it's been a really hard day with the kids. Love him!

The accuracy of this bit always makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

I just died omg hahahhahahhaha! "He's never been there in his life!"

People who don’t have children know EXACTLY what it’s like... which is why they don’t have them!

As the oldest sibling who had to help out with my younger sisters, I can confirm everything he says is 1,000% true!

This one is my favourite 😂😂😂

The longer I'm a parent of two littles, the more this makes me laugh 😆 Oh, you can tell he definitely has kids! HE KNOWS!

Michael we need the teenage version of this one please! :)

My wife and I have 5 kids so I speak from experience he is telling the truth

I've literally laughed my tears out. And then, the laughter is gone. Tears left. Still... having kids is the most amazing thing in the world. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

As a person without children, but the oldest of 8 children: I am fully aware of the difficulties and Michael is on point!

As the eldest daughter and second mom I know all this pain. This is why I am childfree. My mom has it bad. No thank you.

As a mother of nine, I am rolling!! Michael put the past 16 years of my day to day parenting struggles in one skit! Hahahaha

6:35 That woman that laughed and pointed her finger : Story of her life. LOL

I remember watching this in my 20s, laughing at the prospect of parents .... now I have a 3 year old & these things do happen, it's hilarious! The seatbelt bit killed me 😂

As a father of two boys (who are now grown men) I can relate to this on so many levels, especially the heads outside the car window. 😂

not gonna lie, this scares the shit outta me.

His description of parenthood is so accurate which is why it’s so funny. Having said that people without kids see things like this and think we parents are miserable but the thought of a life without my kids is absolutely horrifying.

The "wheel on the bus part.".... ...dejavu....

Older siblings know the struggle. Especially when there's a few years age difference. We're basically raising these kids while our parents are at work.

My brother is 13 years younger than me and I am basically his second mother. It goes my mom, me then my dad when he feels like it. My brother has done every single thing in this video. He is about to turn 13 and he still does the waking up at night thing. I open my eyes and he is right in my face. I love him with all of my heart but he is the reason why I don't want to have children. They are made cute so you can be entrapped by them because raising them is a constant battle.

I'm dying. This man is hysterical. Free life without kids, pause while zipping up lmao

This dude is a real comedian.!!

We DO have some idea what it's like from watching our friends and family doing it, that's why we choose to stay childfree for life because we see how difficult it is.

This is by far my favorite skit and I rewatch it often!! Thank you 😊

Alternate title for myself, "more reasons to not have children"

I remember watching this when I was pregnant with my first...thinking yeah the upbringing of a human sounds way scarier than the actual birth (midwife btw lol). With 3 kids under 3yrs old by age 30...this guy is narrating my life 😂

I don't have children but I was the child who was wide awake and ready to go to school at 2 in the morning.

My son would go missing in a store and we would always find him sleeping under a clothing rack,always. He would fall asleep climbing up on the sofa with one foot still on the floor and while walking back to the car from the store,he would just fall asleep in the middle of a step and fall to the ground. The things kids do. Ours always had a pool at our homes,they were 3,4,and 5 and we had to,my wife that is, must have had eyes in the back of her head because they are 48,49,and 50 today and still going strong. 55 years this August 7th and were still married. Lucky man.I am.

People without kids do have an idea.That's why they choose not to have kids.

I’m sooo happy I’m not the only person who’s life is like this

YES!, So relateable!.. They do things for themselves just at the wrong time.😲😁

This is so funny. As child free lady, he's right I have no clue. And I'm totally OK with that!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's funny how they can all of a sudden do something when you don't require them to do it and they can find things when you don't ask them to find anything.😆

I have a damaged jaw and I’m not supposed to smile or laugh to reduce pain but this video is so worth the pain. I also feel bad for my cat because I keep exploding into laughter scaring the crap out of him

“We’re gonna leave Ozzy behind he gonna stay here! I hate him I HATE HIM.” Lmao me and ALL my sisters growing up.

Seriously accurate... even after this morning or maybe even more so, my 6 year old son: I’m wide awake let’s get up. This was at 3am this morning and yesterday too. This portrayal is absolutely hilarious 😂!

One day driving on a very busy road, very slow traffic, with my young Autistic son in the back, I turned around to see if he was OK, safe and behaving I almost had an accident........ He was wearing nothing but his seat belt!!!!!!!!!!! No, clothe, NOTHING but his seat belt. Try and imagen that. Imagen having to stop my car and get in the back so I could put his clothes on him before getting into trouble. Of course, other drivers were not aware of my situation so in a way I did get into trouble. Just imagen yourself in a situation like that!!! He went through a time that he would take his clothes off!! The joy of having children :)

When my dad used to leave the house, he'd say "the bus is leaving", if me or my older sister was not heading out the door and in the car, then we would be left at home.

“The wheels on the bus go rundunrhnduhrunduhnduhdnd” got me 😂😂😂😂😂

I have a teething 11 month old I’m watching this at 2am 😫

I re-watch this, every time I fwd it to other parents. It never gets old, this sketch 🤣

Michael is a legend. Explaining parenting in a Mere few minutes. Indeed; they have no idea… 😄

They should make this video part of the education system. Meanwhile my wife and I are a childless couple .. and LOVING IT !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh I love this, it's definitely one of my absolute favourites, so relatable! 😂😂😍 And do I have kids? Yes, three (one with tourettes, one with adhd and one in her third year of the terrible twos). Send help.

Sadly people that would make great parents can't have children and even more sad is many that have children are *Terrible*!

Love Michael so much he’s my favourite comedian and he’s inspired me to be one myself x

People who doesn't have children are just clever enough to not have them

Whenever I need a good laugh from an awful day Michael is my go to guy! Everything that he talks about is so relatable and that's what makes it so flipping funny!

I'm a preschool teacher and deal with 24 to 36 kids with two other teachers every day. One thing parents could try is to turn it into a fun challenge or game, so it becomes something positive. When you have an important event that you need to get to in a timely manner, explain it first a day ahead of time. Do a trial run so they know what needs to happen. Be silly in the process at the pretend trial run. Make it fun. Surprise them with a reward for beating the clock by taking them to get donuts or icecream. Encourage and reward them for a job well done. If you are a single parent and work everyday, hire a PT morning nanny to feed them and drive them to school. Your behavior, they will emulate, keep it positive. If you trust them, they will see this and trust you right back. If your behavior is emotional and ridiculous, what will you be teaching them. Include the child in the process, explain it to them so they are encouraged to want to help you succede as well. Having kids and raising them will be the hardest challenge you will accomplish. Blessings, you can do it!

My rule of thumb when doing anything or going anywhere with my two-year-old is...whatever time you thought it would take...double it. "Picking up one or two items from the store" suddenly becomes this entire expedition and you come home EXHAUSTED.

Oh my Lord. Can’t stop laughing. I watched this video before my baby born. Hahaha now I am practicing it 🤣

People without kids do understand cuz they've been hearing about it their entire lives. And is also part of the reason they don't have kids.

I have only just become an adult. So I know what children are like. They’re like me.

I guess the funniest part of this skit is that it is so accurate...so very accurate

Everytime I am feeling down I can watch this and laugh.

That zipping part is the most accurate thing I've heard. No hyperbole in there

The wheels on the bus go round and round!!!😂😂😂😂again!!! Again!!! LMFAO

Lol so true! Had me in stitches! 👍

I thought this was hilarious before I was a dad….now with a 2 month old who has the superpower to keep people awake for 24 hr stretches…. This is 10x as funny as before

His hair is as funny as he is!😂❤

“they think they the know!” 😂 he’s amazing 🤩

I’ve loved Micheal McIntyre for 9 years now

One of his best jokes!

Amazing. Had me in stitches. Such an accurate description its unreal.

“He doesn’t care he just goes ‘bye bye“ 😂😂

I love my kids but this was hilarious! A couple I know was talking about having a kid I immediately said "don't do it" that's just my opinion. If only I knew what I know now

Of course I don’t know what it’s actually like to have children. If I had them it would be too late.. It’s not like you can just try and just check it out and then change your mind..I’ve seen enough of the shit that parents have to go through and so didn’t have them.End of!! 😂

Child free and proud!!!

Howling and crying soo hard. This is all soo relatable. 🤣🤣🤣

.........I've watched this a 1/2 dozen times or so....and I can't stop laughing with this maniacal out of control kind of laugh....because, Now I'm thinking "Thank God Somebody Understands!"

I am 13 and my brother is 19 almost 20 and there has never been a day that we are together and don’t fight 😂😂

You never know the value of time until you have kids! 😂😂

I’ve had a bad day. Thank you Michael. You make it better. I come watch you on RU-vid when things go wrong and in the past 3 months lots has gone wrong. You so make it better. I am fixing to find the Dentist. That really makes things better 😃

I'm not even a parent but this is 100% correct if you look at my little siblings😂

'When was the last time you saw your shoes? 'On my feet.'

I'm a parent of 2....mine are now adults 20 and 18 but I can so relate to this!! Absolutely HILLARIOUS!!

My husband and I watched several complete shows of Michael’s a few weeks ago. We laughed so hard that we both hurt ourselves (somewhere on the tight side of the torso). It’s been a few weeks now and our bodies haven’t healed themselves. Michael should come with a ‘danger to life and limb’ warning ⚠️! Love and All Good Things, Jesse.🌹

Omg….the car story reminds of a story my parents told me: when I was a year old, we were on the tail end of a eight hour car trip. I was cranky, crying and my parents were at the end of their rope. They got me a chocolate ice cream cone on the last hour and drove as fast as they could! When we arrived at my grandparents, they finally looked back at me, I had smeared that ice cream cone all over the back seats of the car! 😂🤣😂🤣

Thanks for reminding me once again... not to reproduce👏👏👏

6:15 absolutely killed me 😂 tears rolling

The reason I watch this man is right here. This sketch. Classic Michael.