Things That Annoy Jimmy | Jimmy Carr 

you must not watch him much. i thought it was funny when he said it though like the "ill stop now i promise" look

He could have worked in the line and how much of your husbands bread did you end up with after the divorce settlement

@@johnlewis9158 she took the bread and the dough! 😂

@@SuperFlower323 Indeed lol

I’m genuinely looking forward to this 😂

For me it was the look of shock before that. That was fucking brilliant.

He loves abuse why would he even consider it.

only pathetic snowflakes turn off comments

he gets ideas for future bits to try on stage, pre-specials

Only joke stealing hacks like Amy Schumer do that

Well he has nothing to hide like he doesn’t seem to steal jokes or anything

The hecklers are planted

There are rules. Ha

he did stall and didn't respond to Toby about the tickets, your mum is so fat is so cliché now

@@eme1468 he said he was going old school

Thing is, we've heard it a million times, so why are these things being repeated ad nauseum, and by the 'official' account, even.. ???

@@parishna4882 Dont ask me, I dont edit his content. I just enjoy it.

theres no way psml is a thing

@@olib8789 Piss My Self Laughing PMSL

@@olib8789 Hahahaha pmsl...

P0cket Rcket had me dead hahahah

That's... Not how math works

@@boghund lets fix that 33.3 % of each and leftover = Spaz

Whoosh

Little Miss eats crisps for breakfast first off this isn’t a woooosh secondly spell it right

@@Glowstick48 you spelt it wrong aswell! Woosh!"

I've always thought he looked like Lloyd Cole from Lloyd Cole & the Commotions

mono lith lol yeah he kinda does.

Or a vantrilequist doll

He looks like Archie Andrews

I think its funny you think he doest have makeup

It's even better that he encourages it too

flyawaytodie for some reason to me it sounds like josh widdicombe.

Kinda obvious heckle.

6:15

@@user-jt1jv8vl9r It was definitely a bait. Toby got rinsed.

Because of jiminy?

I miss cricket

Im a greàt batter at my school but i agree it does get boring sometimes.

how do you know..he never made it clear lol

Where did you get that idea? Sounds like slander to me

Thats a privilege

Was he HA AH ing as you finished

Here's proof romance isn't dead

Lachie E 😂😂😂

There's a story here...(but we will never know, of course;-)

the idea is, it is for people that are underage. it can control what they can buy from the specific store. instead of giving them straight money which can be used to buy something like Porn or drugs (Overexagerated you get my point). Also sometime people use it because it have a discount like 50$ coupon but you pay 45$, or you are an employee of said establishment and you can buy the gift card on discount.

We'd get 'Boots' vouchers as kids from relatives. We never bought anything in there and dad swapped them for cash. Worse still I've had vouchers expire when the cash wouldn't have. Pointless.

was stolen from the Late great Mitch Hedberg

@thisguy you sir got my like hahaha.. Well i gotta cover my bases for all the whooshhes out there.

Andrew it’s also so that it doesn’t just go into savings, because just putting your money into a friends bank account seems weird. it’s so they spend it on gifts for themselves.

Either it'd be setup (fake hecklers) which could probably be funny, but good, REAL hecklers are few and far between. That show would be a disgrace like Toby's mom.

Everytime I've seen him live most of his shows are literally just that....

Done.

But why?

@@ryugo7713 It was shiny, no movements and no emotion!

He wears makeup and has probably had botox.

its because hes a lego man

Too much botox

James Norton dangerous but brilliant.

Not James acaster but Kevin Bridges instead that would be awesome

Not after Jimmy stole Frankies vegetarian option joke.

*EVERYBODY* has an opinion about what would be a great stand-up comedian line-up {for cast of a great sitcom}. 👨‍🎓🇦🇺 🦸‍♂️💬 🎭🗯

It's called 8 ouf of 10 cats does countdown.

Certainly with his tax dodging!

EEeehh just kinda funny

*counselor

Break bread (maker) over him 😆

Miss Anne Thrope makes chips my guy

Internationally broadcast. I'm not British, but I like the comedians across the pond better than the ones over here.

What is a coronavirus? never heard of it..

@@parishna4882 Yeah neither have I, what's a coronavirus? Is it some new beer brand?

Brilliant Idea!

You know the tv has an off button right?

Ricky Gervais exists

Aside from Micky Flanagan and agree others

Lee Evans, Peter kay?

I read Jimmys Carr is by far..,. 😂

Until recently I'd have said Sean Lock.

Woah

Just like Toby's mum

Angel Mcfadden next time he’s in town I will heckle him

true but he loves it when ppl heckle him , he encourages it even and gotta admit it s feels like part of the set to be honest.

I didn't get that one!

Could you explain It?

@@antonramil2408 Paraplegics look like broken toys.

y e s

Niether

I got my fiance a custom painted thermometer, a professional one. She's a nurse so.... idk it just seemed fitting

I didn't get a ring or even a proposal. All I got was 'so are we getting married or what'? Who says romance is dead 🙂 it's been 18 years and it still makes me laugh.

@@jamesquillin5400 I quite like that idea. Rings are not for everyone but that's really sweet what you did.

@@jamesquillin5400 seems like a nice gift, but not sure for a propsal

Yeah, buy them something so they can put a $ value on how much they mean to you.

Yeah, cause Jimmy is in charge of the catering on the show...

Yes , clearly, he makes all the nibbles by hand for his fellow panel members, because that's the kind of awesome guy Jimmy Carr is , didnt you know?

@@chrisprobst6963 oh, my bad. I thought he only fed your mum

To be fair he completely smashed both of em. He's a heckle genius!

I mean, his comebacks weren't spectacular. Could've easily thought about them prior or heard them somewhere, and saved them for future use. Context is what makes a brilliant comeback. And I sensed that he was kinda salty to the second guy, cos he actually was trying to stall.

Slightly depressed teen I know I love Ricky Gervais. He’s fucking hilarious

Please tell me she dumped his ass!

@@SuperFlower323 I think she was going to , and he saw it coming , so he did a preemptive strike and dumped her and, in public mind you , highschool was brutal for some people

He did what was necessary.

THERE WAS A SIMILAR JOKE WHEN I WAS A KID INVOLVING BLIND MORRIS DANCERS AND A CAT

They always want to know what the shovels and bag of lime are for. It gets really annoying.

This is the same joke

Profile picture says he's not making a joke.

shame its nothing new though...

I bought some cable ties to attach some packaging to a pair of sidecutters. When I got them home I realised they were attached to another pair of sidecutters! Typical!

You 2 should swap shops.

What is it with brits and their obnoxious safety measures?. We in asia just put it in the plastic because even 5 y o already TAUGHT how to use it. Reduce waste, why dont ya?

Nurlinda F Sihotang the irony of someone from China complaining about how people need to reduce waste

The Little Penguin ikr lol American here

I did. Lol.

Me.