Percy/Taliesin One-Liners | Critical Role (spoilers episodes 4 - 60)

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A collection of one-liners from Taliesin Jaffe and his character Percy on Critical Role. Taliesin has so many great lines I'm sure there's quite a few that I missed, but these are some of my favorites.
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@BriannaZumbro 7 месяцев назад

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@angmordagnithil7127 3 года назад

My personal favorite Percy one-liner is probably: "Remember: trees are just doors that haven't been made yet."

@Sesquedoodle Год назад

It's true, too.

@Grim_Sister 2 года назад

“I’m going to take a leap of faith and believe, contrary to all other evidence, that you are a smart woman.” Is an insult I’ll be saving for a very special occasion

@arwo1143 2 года назад

I used that already It’s SUCH a good one

@bitterblossom19 2 года назад

Sounds like a good proposal/wedding one liner

@deathbykonami5487 2 года назад

Percy [to Vax]: I want my last words to you to be indignant and irritated! Percy's actual last words to Vax: Talk to her, you idiot!

@Lngbrdninjamasta 3 года назад

" your secret is safe with my in difference " This will always be my favorite Percy line from the entire campaign😂💯👍

@alexanderwheeler3943 3 года назад

I'm sad that life does not give enough opportunities to use those words. Especially if I'm trying to be polite

@Lngbrdninjamasta 3 года назад

@@alexanderwheeler3943 I use them to b polite lol. Not often of course but a few times @least😇

@wcthesecret 3 года назад

Time?

@zyderman2050 3 года назад

I have been able to use this line. Thank you, Taliesin

@deltoyd97 2 года назад

Does someone know which episode and time is this? Thank you in advance. 😘

@DMofIledar 3 года назад

You can always count on Taliesin for poetic brilliance such as the classic “We’re running, it’s bad”, or one of my personal favorites, “Help, it’s...again”.

@AmishGangsta404 2 года назад

"Life needs things to live."

@mayaenglish5424 2 года назад

Right, and those are notable because those are the rare times he's not insanely eloquent and so of course Friends being Friends, will never let it go lol, It's like Matt's Horn sound, does it matter that he did it perfectly 40 seconds later? Or can accurately recreate the sounds of my nightmares with only his vocal chords? N O P E the damage had been done, Matt's bad at Horns! F R I E N D S H I P!

@MrKalasznikov 2 года назад

@@mayaenglish5424 He is not eloquent, because he is playing a 9 INT Caduceus ^^

@Reblwitoutacause 2 года назад

also: "caw, caw"

@mayaenglish5424 2 года назад

@@MrKalasznikov lol true, I was more thinking of "life needs things to live" which is from C1 and which they will never let him live down for as long as he lives, that and teenage assholes lol.

@imkabochan 3 года назад

I always find myself rewinding to catch what taliesin says, even as caduceus. He's got the habit of muttering brilliant things in the middle of conversations.

@shewolfblacklink1062 3 года назад

He is a truly wise man...

@user-ru4cl5lz2m 2 года назад

@@shewolfblacklink1062 you mean eldritch being

@shewolfblacklink1062 2 года назад

@@user-ru4cl5lz2m oh right! My apologies!

@W417on 2 года назад

My mate has started watching c1 recently and links me stuff. Can't believe I missed "I'm a collector too... I collect specifics and so far you've offered me nothing"

@Raganui 2 года назад

I feel that if this was pathfinder, he'd do brilliantly as a Lore Oracle. Or a Malkavian in a Vampire the Masquerade game.

@blaze4111 2 года назад

NPC: "the great percival, who spits fire from his tube" keyleth: "what..?" percy: "i had that taken care of"

@phinehashunter-eldridge8711 3 года назад

Grog: “What do you see Percy?” Percy looking into complete darkness: “ I see a door that I have conquered” That’s one of my personal favorite

@ZeldaWolf2000 6 месяцев назад

Same! I have it recorded on my phone! 😀😆 9:17

@markbyrd7710 2 года назад

She had horns! "At least two." And teeth! "More than two." And eyes! "Definitely two."

@benjammin5328 2 года назад

“I want my last words with you to indignant and irritated.” Percy’s Last Words to Vax: “Talk to her you idiot”

@napeoclesjucunda 2 года назад

how could you forget "im a collector of specifics and i see you have none" and "transmutation is the veganism of necromancy"

@shadowstrider8295 3 года назад

It is so weird to hear the player of Clay yell "Your soul is forfeit! Die, DIE!" with such anger.

@acetraineraster5171 3 года назад

ikr!! considering Cad legit said, in the *calmest tone of voice known to existence,* "I don't mean to raise my voice"

@shadowstrider8295 3 года назад

@@acetraineraster5171 So credit to his player all things considered, I don't think I could pull that off.

@swagpotato720 3 года назад

Dark Vengeful Percy of the Briarwood arc will forever be my favorite iteration of him

@SpectralArchivist 2 года назад

Right?!

@Zarim_Cha0s 2 года назад

No mercy Percy is best Percy

@lillianburns5629 2 года назад

"...didju just squeak?..." "MABYE YOU DONT KNOW SHUT UP"

@fatcoyote2 3 года назад

Did Percy have Vicious Mockery, because he really should have had Vicious Mockery.

@kiddo6393 3 года назад

Unfortunately not, but yes

@aaronmott208 3 года назад

If you start campaign two, he plays a tiefling, so he got vicious mockery

@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 2 года назад

@@aaronmott208 #notallltieflings

@vaellietheangel 2 года назад

Alas, no viscious mockery for the straight fire from percy for the entire campaign, just cold hard truths that still maybe hurt

@danksouls2960 Год назад

Well no, but technically yes

@sonnentausnest 5 месяцев назад

The part starting with "The terrible woman may have a point", was one of my favourites. I've rarely seen: "I agree with you, but I'm going to show you just how deeply I despise you while I support your point", done so well. (Also Matt's reaction was perfect as usual: "Thank you! ... Wait, what?!")

@VeritasdeLumin 3 года назад

Some of my favourite Percy lines (which I believe are grossly underrated) are in this edit! “You were never mothers favourite!” and “Which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death...AGAIN!” are classics! Edit: AND the “I do [have 20 gold] just not for your daughter”!

@thatsmuggamer 2 года назад

My personal favorite: “You were never Mother’s favorite! She told me!”

@thepurplegnomegeneral3777 2 года назад

sam: i got a 7! taliesin: i got a 11! taliesin: together we can get a slurpee! 4:21

@Vindeflei 3 года назад

Okay, but 6:10 though. "Do you have a mini for the dark specter of my soul?" And then, yes, yes Matt does. 😆

@OriginalCreatorSama 3 года назад

He's Matthew Fucking Mercer. Of COURSE he has a mini for the dark spectre of Taliesin's soul. That's like a requirement!

@enwarrior8163 2 года назад

Its the whole i love you so much afterwards that makes it wholesome as heck.

@spacerogue8382 6 месяцев назад

Well, Mat created Orthax so he would have that yes, lol.

@alexdiaz155 Год назад

6:08 “everyone wants my body” *quietly* 6:37 “Your hugs are forfeit! AHHGGHH”

@virginiamooney4105 2 года назад

My favorite thing Taliesin has ever said as Percy is, "I think I really miss my family."

@Draezeth 2 года назад

"I like this family. I'd like to keep it." "I do not want to die who I am. I would like to live long enough to be someone else." "I am finished with gods. They will not help me. Maybe you will."

@samuelstensgaard4828 Год назад

That's one of my favorites too. Percy spent the entire campaign denying his own grief, and in the moment of seeing someone die when he thought it should've been him, he broke down and let himself truly feel.

@sarahbenton9528 8 месяцев назад

I think my favorite Percy moment, is when they are trying to get Grogs soul, Percy takes the sword away and threatens it. It tries to intimidate Percy with a dark demon smoke, but Percy just straight up goes, "Bitch please." And summons his own demon to scare it back into the sword. I respected him at that point cause of how far he was willing to go to save one of his friends.

@brandondennis5166 3 года назад

"Your hugs are forfeit!"

@chaoticnachos380 2 года назад

me : *accidentally skips ahead a little too far* Talison, blasting out my headphones: "DIE!"

@foxythepirate3218 2 года назад

"I've met the devil before, that's not him" is such an amazing line especially with how calm he is XD

@TheDakkaman 2 года назад

4:45 “This is for the De Rolos. And let me say: you were the one I was *least* looking forward to.” That line alone would have sold me on the entirety of Critical Role.

@brittanyno5941 2 года назад

Taliesin squeaking and then being embarrassed by it is perfect 5:50

@jschofield5325 3 года назад

5:04 - 5:14 This is possibly the most threatening thing I heard in my life.

@Xazyv 2 года назад

He had so many killer lines in that arc and I love it

@teacupkoala175 2 года назад

Broke my heart when that line didn't make it into the animated series

@hylind1912 Год назад

"It's you, Percival, the great one who streaks fire from his tube!" "I thought I had that taken care of..."

@luna_mariee8746 3 года назад

4:21 "Together we can get a slurpie😊" may be my favorite one😂

@daeyura4203 3 года назад

honestly taliesin's just the best. whichever character he plays as, I'm always looking forward to what he says in every game Oh and thank you very much for doing this!

@sleepinghermit7778 3 года назад

I still sit and wonder from time to time. "Who was Taliesin's character before pecy? What was he like? And would he have been my favorite?" But alas. I don't know if I'll ever get to know.

@xenokid6063 2 года назад

3:07 all time favorite line from Percy ever. Such a raw line and the way it was delivered was absolutely astounding for a roleplay setting

@michelepella2768 2 года назад

Pure genius

@formvp4246 2 года назад

Tal’s reanimator tshirt during “your soul is forfeit” shot the mad scientist energy THROUGH THE ROOF-

@TheShiningKami 3 года назад

Taliesin is a treasure. I love this, thank you!

@shadowfan5480 3 года назад

Taliesin is the best

@HowManyTimes234 2 года назад

"Your secret is safe with my indifference" is still the best, in my opinion

@ethanhorn6093 2 года назад

5:50 Marisha: "Did you just squeak?" Taliesin: "Maybe... you don't know... shut up..." Literally every single older brother to a younger sibling ever.

@IrisCorven 6 месяцев назад

It's amazing seeing all the Campaign 2 Caduceus fans who never knew No-Mercy Percy. Hopefully this inspires them to go back and watch Campaign 1, cause goddamn - As good as C2 was, C1 went so goddamn hard. The Briarwood arc felt like a bestselling novel, in terms of storytelling.

@oniemployee3437 2 года назад

Oh how I wish I could be as sarcastic and deadpan as Percy. That character is legendary.

@Avengerj5 2 года назад

Taliesin’s casual ‘There’s his heart breaking’ at 2:32 had me rolling!

@spensirmclife6549 2 года назад

0:37 is the moment Percy went from the quiet guy that I never noticed to taking on the trek of being one of my favorite characters.

@tafua_a Год назад

"Some people have no sense of fucking honour!" is really underappreciated

@austinmeyer_238 2 года назад

In fact will be keeping your weapons your armor and I believe your pride. That is one of my favorites.

@kiddosam8032 Год назад

5:51 can the Percy squeak be canon somewhere in the animated show? Please? You have no idea how much I’d pay to see this.

@TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll Год назад

Hmm. Stick a kitten in a background scene somewhere, and if you turn the sound up at just the right moment...? 🤣

@nicolebragg1171 Год назад

I love Taliesin, he's equal parts snarky, witty, & jaw-droppingly badass. He makes the greatest little one liners, but he can also come up with lines that just make me have to pause & stop for a minute to fully appreciate what he said.

@flimpeenflarmpoon1353 2 года назад

3:00 you gotta love it when the dice are in your favour for moments like that

@thomasnolastname8734 9 месяцев назад

Nothing disobeys the will of the eldritch entity that is Taliesin Jaffe

@Blindluck92 2 года назад

"We'll be keeping your weapons, your armor, and I believe your pride!" Adventurer 101

@manydoorsedboy6579 2 года назад

Percy: Get out of here before you die! Also Percy: *Shoots anyway*

@MrDuellane Год назад

7:05 Still one of the best Percy lines, hands down

@Piemasta9000 3 года назад

No mercy Percy, love him

@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 3 года назад

“And there. That’s when his heart breaks” What did he do?

@forresttherunner4092 3 года назад

There was a fan and vax turned him down on his request to join vox machina

@oddfreaks6452 2 года назад

@@forresttherunner4092 Kynan

@Reblwitoutacause 2 года назад

he's only had _thousands of years_ to accumulate all the one-liners

@CreativeUsernameEh Год назад

1:20 Taliesin you’re brilliant

@davidbergfors6820 Год назад

Taliesin Jaffe is amazing. his puns are fantastic too, almost tragic how they sometimes goes unnoticed by the rest of the group.

@Caitydid561 3 года назад

Oh man, I'd forgotten about the gargling water elemental thing. XD

@LC_JSE 2 года назад

I keep on replaying 5:51 mind blown, I thought it was an edit at first of the squeaky toy sound effect.

@ErinBookNut 2 года назад

I literally cannot stop replaying it

@ErinBookNut 2 года назад

What was he looking at that made him squeak?

@DarkLawYGO 11 месяцев назад

the Buttflap is down line is a lowkey favorite

@thomasnolastname8734 8 месяцев назад

There was nothing in that cup, Taliesin can just make gargling noises on command He learned that trick in 1100

@_Noctifer 7 месяцев назад

3:22 Indignant rage Percy is the best "YOU FOOL, YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT!!"

@theadventuresofhuckletaryfin 2 года назад

5:04 By far my favorite Percy line. Excited to see it in TLOVM

@Avengerj5 2 года назад

If you still haven’t seen it yet, I promise it’s great! Definitely just as if not more chilling than the live version.

@josehenriqueoliveirasilva9478 2 года назад

Here after LoVM just to hear the ''when murder entered my heart'' line again.

@danielarosindo 2 года назад

Am I the only one that doesn't distinguish Taliesin's comments from the ones his characters say anymore??

@RamonChickon Год назад

4:30 Marisha got SOOO much better at describing her spells by the time Campaign 3 began.

@endotimez9086 2 года назад

Taliesiin doing a Bedknobs and Broomsticks reference lightens my soul.

@aceknowles8841 3 года назад

OH my gosh the squeak...

@samuelstensgaard4828 3 года назад

I've been waiting forever for a video like this, the craziest part is that there's legitimately still quotes you missed in this span and I don't blame you.

@TheOneBored 3 года назад

its crazy seeing them so young at the beginning of campaign 1, especially Travis before the beard lol

@fenixmeaney6170 3 года назад

Life needs things to live

@Slipgatex 2 года назад

My personal fave will always be "Your secret is safe with my indifference."

@liamjrowan2896 Год назад

That bedknobs and broomsticks reference is amazing

@birubu 2 года назад

God just finished binging up to the latest episode of Vox Machina and the story is even better when told from the table

@Draezeth 2 года назад

Including the one-shots? Because the wedding one-shot is pure gold.

@TheJPJT1234 3 года назад

YOUR SOUL IS FORFEIT 🤘😈🤘

@ungooy Месяц назад

Percival early on: "Screw you, I want my final words to you to be indignant and irritated." Percival's final words: "Thank you, talk to her, idiot."

@dragonarchive7443 2 года назад

I'm glad so many of these made it into tlovm

@nataliepeters8459 Год назад

The dice didn't dodge the earth 😂😂

@cracksniffer396 6 месяцев назад

"Ive met tye devil, that's not him" goes extremely hard

@deltablaze77 2 года назад

I love them all soo much, but man Tal has a special gift.

@Starhartdeer 2 года назад

I love hearing these lines in their original formats after watching the tv show :)

@gotcher4693 3 года назад

Oh... I see how this could turn out poorly!

@rebeccatrishel 8 месяцев назад

Percy and the Briarwoods arc is the reason I got into Critical Role

@gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223 2 года назад

“New money” I’m dead lmao

@Wavypringles7745 Год назад

We all love Percival Fredrickstein Von Mussel Kowalski DuRolo III of Whitestone

@nataliepeters8459 Год назад

Me not realizing where that line came from at 0:35 omg I'm gonna cry again 😭

@honeysuckel1351 Год назад

Watching a novice travis react to percy is so good

@lizs2546 2 года назад

I want to see as many of these moments as possible in the show so bad

@SeerOfTime577 3 года назад

Percy is the best.

@Rexzilla4508 3 года назад

I needed this video

@hunterbrown2001 3 года назад

Bednobs and broomsticks, yesss!!!

@procrastinator99 3 года назад

SUBSTITUUUUTIARY LOCOMOTIOON!!!

@shannononeill482 2 года назад

I kinda need Taliesin to play a bard.

@carltonvonhammerstein Месяц назад

And don't forget the classic, "life needs things to live."

@andywoods941 3 года назад

Love this video, great job!

@BriannaZumbro 3 года назад

Thank you so much!

@skycloud5695 2 года назад

The clip from 2:30 in this video, is 2:48:31 timestamped from Episode 23. I just letting you all know cause it took me fucking hours to find that out.

@joseffgronkowski2638 2 года назад

Thank you so much

@skycloud5695 2 года назад

@@joseffgronkowski2638 You are so welcome! Glad someone benefitted from it!

@jacktalos7 2 года назад

This is so good!

@bfalves780 Год назад

Wow very nice, some lines you got here, i didn't remenber anymore and the vídeo only go to episode 60 from campaign 1, we got so many more percy one liner until the end

@connorduquette1432 3 года назад

I guess I'm just going to watch the whole thing a second time then.

@wowostylehess1575 2 года назад

I just find the 5:50 moment very funny, and I don’t know why

@dolphin64575 Год назад

Thank you so much ❤️

@FeroDega 3 года назад

My parents assumed I was going to usher in the apocalypse. Which video was that from.

@OriginalCreatorSama 3 года назад

looks like maybe a precursor to Talks Machina? Some group couch chat? i have no idea but i love the line

@BriannaZumbro 2 года назад

Sorry I’m just now seeing this, but it’s from the Q&A after Liam’s first one shot, “Liam’s Quest.” The video is unlisted but here’s the link: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7Tdl6GhiSI8.html It should also show up in playlists of CR one shots if you search for those. And luckily I never delete my notes so I can actually tell you that this specific moment is at time stamp 2:55:50! 😂