"Persian Food? Indian Food? Or Turkey?" | Maz Jobrani - Pandemic Warrior

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Immigrants celebrate American holidays very differently.
What do you eat during your celebrations?
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@Mazjobrani Год назад

Check out my full new special on RU-vid ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OtKhIhSgy78.html

@ravichandrannair2615 Год назад

I am from Kerala India..I am your fan..I am from capital of Kerala which is Trivandrum

@user-de4dg1on6t Год назад

U going 2 far insulting islam the Creator, and other races.You are starting to be an arse

@user-de4dg1on6t Год назад

@@ravichandrannair2615one day evety indian and garbage like this hypocrite will leave dubai and iran will be sunni liberated again☝🏼to place for pagans and athiests.

@samofrabat 11 месяцев назад

You shouldn't drink if you are a Muslim, but clearly you're not a Muslim

@omshanti5885 10 месяцев назад

ALL RELIGION R MAN CREATED BY THE FEW TO CONTROL THE MANY N ALL PIECEFUL TERRORIST ABRAHAMICS TERRORIST IDEOLOGY R FAKE N COPY PASTE CORRUPTED FROM PAGAN RELIGIONS READ ALL BOOKS U WILL ALL ABRAHAMICS IDEOLOGY R JUST COPY PASTE CORRUPTED FROM PAGAN BOOKS IN FINAL COMING OF PUR SAVIOUR LORD KALKI SHAMELESSLY COPY BY U

@tinaa4737 Год назад

"My grandma was not religious. She was just superstitious" is a great line. Now some things people do makes sense. Maz is very wise.

@bulbulievyas9574 Год назад

👏🏼👍🏼Maz I’m Indian lady married to an Iranian gentleman. Loveeee the Persian food and people and culture.

@moinakbhattacharya878 Год назад

4000 years food history, it's funny but bang on, really. 😅

@fudzzz Год назад

I love how he remembers everyone's names and mentions them from time to time like he's telling jokes to a friend.

@AZ-pg8vd 10 месяцев назад

100 years ago India was colonized by British and now within 76 years of Independence, Indians have peacefully occupied all 6 of the continents. Indians are everywhere.

@egomaniac1209 8 месяцев назад

South America is something still underrated, but we'll be there, soon.

@kaypee4704 6 месяцев назад

India was also under Persian rule (Mugals)...

@AsifSaifuddinAuvipy 5 месяцев назад

Mughol were not persian. They were turkish. And they intermixed with locals and eventually started considering them as locals They were fond of turko iranian culture @@kaypee4704

@Aanandlahar 5 месяцев назад

@@kaypee4704 Thanks for letting everyone know that Mughals were Persians. They can of course google and find out more about their Persian origins.

@nabajyotipaul7635 4 месяца назад

Mughals claimed to be mongol decendent are actually had uzbek and turk blodline there officual language was persian and had a clear persial cultural influence but after 2nd generation of rule they almost have 60 to 90% indian dna as mostly the offspring of indian princess became emperor so you can google last mughals pitraits or pictures they are dark skin big eyes guys o@@kaypee4704

@dianedewindt5083 Год назад

"Swindian". I love it! Maz is funny in any way one can look at his work, but what really resonates with me as an ethnically-mixed person is his great way of working how his life crosses nationalities, religions and ethnicities into his humor and acting performances. I am not a comedian, but if I were, Maz is definitely someone I would study and emulate. For me, there is nothing funnier than trying to figure out how people relate to each other ethnically, culturally, racially, linguistically, etc. Clashes of civilizations have created violence and discord for millenia, and a true comedian like Maz can tap into the beauty that comes out of it and communicate to millions of people.

@arashansari7144 8 месяцев назад

He stole that from Omid Djalili

@mdk1983 Год назад

i can watch this a million times and laugh every single time 😂

@mdk1983 Год назад

@@AAGul read properly darling 🤣

@AAGul Год назад

@@mdk1983 my bad 😞😞It's 4 am here, so I couldn't see your comment very well. 😂😅😅

@rogerdracks1880 Год назад

He actually has more than 10,000 years combined lol

@nidafatima5000 Год назад

Being an Indian we still confuse our gravy and curry stuffs...we hv lots of north, south east and west minor differences between curry and gravy...so lots of confusion overhere...love you man from India..🤣🤣🤣

@flapa2010 Год назад

Oh Maz you are so refreshing to watch..i have watched you for years, just naturally funny and effortlessly at that

@sheldonlewis3619 Год назад

No Indians in dubai? I grew up there. We’re the largest diaspora.

@striker44 8 месяцев назад

They may not want to pay for the ticket to watch a show. They'd rather spend on food. 😂

@Xyz14109 7 месяцев назад

@@striker44 when it comes to money spending , we Indian become very sensitive 😂

@ironpandaloco Год назад

India food is a blast of exotic spices

@joleahyong3330 8 месяцев назад

Maz concepts, ideas, ELIMINATES all STEREOTYPES and racial, culture division. Love you MAZ More success Brother.

@StevenSmith-mv4ge 8 месяцев назад

Maz, u are great! :)

@cosritii6431 Год назад

Man.. those religion jokes were absolutely hilarious… 😂😂

@patriciamorgan2501 7 месяцев назад

Whoa soooo fun

@ravichandrannair2615 Год назад

I am from Kerala India.. surprised to hear ur wife is from Kerala India..

@sahashranshubarik9204 Год назад

What is surprise in this?🤔 Instead of "surprise" you could have told "glad/good to know".

@Deira854 5 месяцев назад

Kerala women are hot

@pratyushprakhar5610 5 месяцев назад

😂😂@@Deira854

@mrwest5552 6 месяцев назад

Maz slays.

@Phoenix-gd4xw 5 месяцев назад

Just pardon the turkey next year in the Jobrani household 😂😂

@jasonk7921 Год назад

Your bang on with the Turkey . I’m American , but originally from India married to a white woman . My first thanksgiving was 27 years ago and the first bite of Turkey I almost spat it out but I had to pretend to be respectful so I swallowed it with 1 gallon of water. Now my in-laws just order indian or middle eastern food when I come during thanksgiving because they all now know how much I hate Turkey During thanksgiving . My first option would always be Indian food , but second option would be Persian food or Lebanese food.

@ajitpathania7297 7 месяцев назад

This guy is amazing..

@Obelixlxxvi Год назад

Maaaaz! How are you doing man? Haven't seen you shows in a long while 🤗

@LOMASH29 Год назад

Maz bro Indian food is known for its test...you will not find everywhere this .But it is definitely top between these two.

@mustafa2010ism 8 месяцев назад

Now even the turkey is tired of the turkey jokes.

@consciousnessrenaissance7804 Год назад

He’s so funny

@rahulgokhroo6686 10 месяцев назад

💕

@shivamtaneja2350 11 месяцев назад

Love you Maz from India.. you being there in the world reaffirms my belief that there r good people in world, and that this world is moving to a better place.. ❤️

@NimaMaverick 11 месяцев назад

This is in Dubai and there is only one Indian in the audience!! 😮

@bruce8443 Год назад

Funny!

@RB-hj7qc 9 месяцев назад

If you just saw this man's hands while he's talking you'd think he was Indian.

@BongJunk 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@carlosrobles9093 Год назад

Yucaipa, wtf? I'm from Yucaipa. What are the odds. Crazy!!

@G3lonis Год назад

it is 2023 and there are stiil ppl that cannot accept a joke that involves their religion. ..

@TheEverfever Год назад

I thought he was going to compare Turkish food.

@mehrshadvr4 9 месяцев назад

Lmao at stuffed turkey.

@ish2222 6 месяцев назад

Bro got guts performis this in Dubai.

@rrboss3721 5 месяцев назад

Come to NJ-NYC area. A lot of Indians, Iranians, Arabs etc. I am sure you'll be housefull 🙂 Come to Stress Factory Comedy Club, New Brunswick, NJ 🙂

@iliaespinoza5781 7 месяцев назад

😂😂چه مامان بزرگ باحالی😂🤦‍♂️

@----K---- 9 месяцев назад

That was so tryhard

@AnandJohn81 Год назад

Mazzzzz, if ever u plan to visit Kerala(Cochin), lemme knw il b glad to take u around🙏🤗 though I ain't sure if ur gig will workout here 😁🤭🤗 but it's all for the love of ur comedy😄👍👌😁🫡

@Kathakathan11 Год назад

Are you all Christians ?

@DarTamaddon 8 месяцев назад

🙏👆👌✌️🌹

@TheSunshinefee Год назад

always wondered what religion his wife had and it is clear

@TheKuttaapi 8 месяцев назад

How could you expect your wife to believe that "Being not religious and use religion for benefits whenever we want" We Keralites invented that .

@AsifSaifuddinAuvipy 5 месяцев назад

I think majority of South asians are kind of like that

@mhawk1292 6 месяцев назад

Not just 4000 but 6500 to unknown years old cuisine .

@impancaking 28 дней назад

Cuz everyone knows how good lentils are boiled with salt and nothing else.

@dipin3326 Год назад

i am from kerala... 😂😅

@ashxsh 9 месяцев назад

0:24 There are a billion Indians in the world. Well, if the partition wouldn't have happened in 1947, there would have been nearly 2 billion Indians today.

@afzalkhan-ky5fd 11 месяцев назад

Kerala ❤

@bibinbabu948 11 месяцев назад

Kerala❤

@swanlilly100 10 месяцев назад

Audience is mainly quiet. Maybe a lot of them dont know about Thanksgiving.

@leili2007 Год назад

Pls make more of jokes on religions. 😂

@nivinbasheer3736 9 месяцев назад

U married a Mallu!!!.Salam walaikum brother

@chitradoraiswami6630 9 месяцев назад

Stay safe, young man! Your Grandma isn't around to protect you from those mad Mullahs!

@MrHalukbilgin 5 месяцев назад

As a Turk, I take offense...😅😂

@aaaaak05 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂you shud come to Kerala Maz Who knew you were married to a Malayali !!! We love a joke on ourselves !!! Kerala would love you !! And thank heavens there are still people who can laugh at religious jokes and not take offense as what is happening now in our country india very very sadly !!!

@SimpleGyan108 5 месяцев назад

Coming from a communist

@yorgunsamuray Месяц назад

Switch the turkey with Turkish food then. A little too close to Iranian food but better than stuffed turkey.

@charmaine8512 4 месяца назад

Maz have we been brainwashed? I find my Western friends to be country bumkins but the Iraqis, Iranians and Gulf folks are definitely educated, classy and modern.

@gvwatisharma4786 8 месяцев назад

Yeah, just stuff other things inside turkey incase you don't like turkey itself 😜

@jeon_ni_na 9 месяцев назад

Obviously, wife's demand comes before God's orders.

@rajadarbha4961 Год назад

@Mazjobrani (I am roasting you) Bro, if you say the same exact joke in India, you will be screwed in the social media man from Muslims, Christians and some Hindus too (we Indians don't see humor, we see only religion, that much secular we all are and we are violent only on keyboard, so chill)😂😂😂

@nickraja17 Год назад

Gambling is sin only if you lose

@mainili6761 9 месяцев назад

Ok, Turkish here, in history we only invented yogurt and some cheese (because in history we were herders). BUT, we also combined huge cuisine in the Ottoman Empire. And this cuisine includes many cuisines, Persian, Ukrainian, Balkan, Egypt, Tunisian, Moroccan, Armenian, Syrian, Lebanese, Jewish, Greek, Georgian, Kurdish and many many more... That's why Turkish cuisine is huge :) And I think Indian food is amazing!

@ujjwal770 Год назад

@hasepsut011 Год назад

Not proper jokes on all continents, and it looks like he, this time, forgot it.

@CarutMencarut 10 месяцев назад

Is this Muslim Uncle Roger??? 😂😂😂

@jan-olofharnvall8760 5 месяцев назад

Turkey is a bad bird😂

@iitnakanpur.. Год назад

#Awesome Without Allah

@adityaagrawal5136 10 месяцев назад

Wife > allah

@pravighss 10 месяцев назад

In the day of Muslim and Christian ----- , this is expected , fill in the blanks ( L...O....L )

@ttgautam21 9 месяцев назад

If u go to Bar or casino and shout Allah ho Akbar… 😂 I don’t think have tried it ,. U should try it and I am sure u will get more material for ur next show..😂😂

@delly41 8 месяцев назад

hahaahahahahaha he is no idea about our foods

@shantanusingh7600 6 месяцев назад

Aree yeh kon bhauk rhaa hai batameez?

@yasirurooj8749 8 месяцев назад

Lanatullah ...

@IB-lm4lw Год назад

What he actually tries to show in his stand ups all the time is even though he was born in a Iranian Muslim family,he doesn't even care his own religion, he even makes fun of it and makes fun of God as well. Maybe he thinks that makes him more American and having more fans in the US.

@bluerose19ll Год назад

Not really. Iranians living abroad are just not religious. One of the main reasons why they are living abroad.

@user-eo1zs5tn4m Год назад

He is talking about people not making fun of allah

@sahashranshubarik9204 Год назад

Do you think Islam is good? 🤔

@IB-lm4lw Год назад

😄 Do you think 23.3% or 1.8 billion of world population follow the bad religion or system or way of life? And it grows and is proving the fastest growing religion in the world.

@sahashranshubarik9204 Год назад

@@IB-lm4lw ,yes we know, how it spread. Not a single true intellectual or who is a true philosopher follow this radical religion. No never, because of its history and what they are doing today, what they ask to follow, what is its objective, are the testaments , so no need to explain regarding how good is this religion.

@RAZNJ 9 месяцев назад

Turkish 1st.Lebanese 2nd.Persian 3rd. Indian last

@GokuGohanGokhanPlus 7 месяцев назад

Facts

@faizanvlogs07 Год назад

He’s making fun of Islam that too in DUBAI🙄 Dubai do something

@thewonderer9551 Год назад

Allah hu akbar Allah hu akbar 😂😂😂

@faizanvlogs07 Год назад

@@thewonderer9551 9/11 part-2😂

@thewonderer9551 Год назад

@@faizanvlogs07 🤣🤣

@user-eo1zs5tn4m Год назад

As he said there is difference between Islam and superstitious

@IrfanKhan-dt7ck 9 месяцев назад

He didn't made any joke on Islam bro

@bilalcanfri5210 Год назад

Don’t play with Allah! AstaghafirluAllah

@iitnakanpur.. Год назад

Want to debate on allah come to ex muslim sahil or adam seeker channel we conduct live debate on youtube

@Kevn37 Год назад

Oh just shut up and enjoy the joke😂

@yousef2508 Год назад

A NIAC member, shame for humanity! Not funny

@Kathakathan11 Год назад

Niac ?

@jamilshekinski Год назад

Don't mock your own religion Maz.

@One.Zero.One101 Год назад

He's not making fun of Islam, he's making fun of himself. You guys take everything too seriously. It's just a comedy show.

@iitnakanpur.. Год назад

that's the problem with muslim they laugh at Christian joke, hindu joke but became serious at Islam...

@jamilshekinski Год назад

@@iitnakanpur.. Bhai, there's a fine line between joking and mocking a religion.

@rowenaravenclaw3483 Год назад

@@jamilshekinskia religion with a paedophile prophet who was a slave owner and a warlord deserves to be mocked

@Nagin505 Год назад

@@jamilshekinski And who defines this fine line ? You ? Sorry we don't care about your fine lines and BTW I'm Muslim too and nothing is offensive here.

@realdxb Год назад

Islamic jokes didn't work👎

@Rvoid Год назад

It does for me. A ton of muslims do be like that. Pray five times a day, but carry a charm made with papers with a bunch of Arabic letters encasing some random arse materials.

@nationmatters919 Год назад

Worked for me

@realdxb Год назад

@@nationmatters919 I’m happy for you

@nationmatters919 Год назад

@@realdxb thanks!

@Yazdegerdiranyar Год назад

Works for me in Iran 👍

@jimnesmith9085 Год назад

sorry Maz, Persian and Indian "food"... No thanks.

@iamauriyone3035 Год назад

Really? Making fun of how bad of a Muslim you are now can be an acceptable comedy? man is out here performing about disrespecting his faith.

@vrubinst Год назад

not his faith, clearly. his ancestors' faith, probably. and religion is so absurd laughing at it is the only reasonable thing to do.

@nationmatters919 Год назад

Meanwhile munawar farooki insulting Hinduism, Indian muslims: i can't see anything 🤣

@thewonderer9551 Год назад

It's 2023 & there is no harm. Intolerance comes from 700 AD mindset.

@knyghtryder3599 Год назад

Religion has been disproven by GPS, mobile phones and satellite coms years ago , we are living in this awkward delay phase where people don't understand the products they depend on daily and yet still pay lip service to antiquated beliefs like god

@One.Zero.One101 Год назад

You're trying to deny reality. Some Muslims enjoy Christmas for the holiday and the lights. Some of them also drink. Moz has the right to make fun of the situation. It shouldn't be off limits for comedy just because you're in denial.