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Pete Holmes Dropped a Dog, and It Was Awful 

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In his special Nice Try, the Devil, Pete Holmes realizes he’s become too comfortable with swearing and remembers the time he dropped a dog more than six feet. (Contains strong language.)
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@greene.apples
@greene.apples 4 года назад
I couldn’t remember his name so I looked up “bowl a cat” and now I’m here
@postxdrip3s480
@postxdrip3s480 4 года назад
Could've just looked at ur history
@Vampiregirl42596
@Vampiregirl42596 4 года назад
Same lmfao
@onemooreperson13
@onemooreperson13 4 года назад
I did "dropped a dog" It felt weird typing that
@Dxs4all
@Dxs4all 3 года назад
I searched for "dogs are like old people"
@Bawgle
@Bawgle 3 года назад
same
@byrne_mazz
@byrne_mazz 5 лет назад
the best part is the cutaway during the line “cats blink right?”
@grendelum
@grendelum 5 лет назад
2:03
@karldennisdotcom
@karldennisdotcom 5 лет назад
Excellent editing with the camera change on "do cats blink".
@blazze7772
@blazze7772 5 лет назад
Yh I thought the same thing
@grendelum
@grendelum 5 лет назад
Totally !! 2:03
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 5 лет назад
@@grendelum you're awesome
@grendelum
@grendelum 5 лет назад
🥰
@noahzuniga
@noahzuniga 4 года назад
he doesn't even blink (do cats blink) he doesn't even blink A+ delivery
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 4 года назад
Noah Zuniga But it’s even funnier if you don’t know it’s coming [ahem]
@ed_vilon668
@ed_vilon668 3 года назад
@@maryrosekent8223 Don't read the comments before you watch. XD
@isaacstevens1912
@isaacstevens1912 2 года назад
The editing was also great in that moment
@gnbman
@gnbman 4 года назад
I grew up with dogs, and I instinctively lower my cat slowly to the ground like he's a three-thousand-year-old artifact about to shatter into dust.
@aleigh6998
@aleigh6998 3 года назад
We grew up with cats and when my little brother had to pick the dog up or some reason he did the exact same thing as this guy and just opened his hands. Poor thing was okay but kinda shocked lol
@zemyla
@zemyla 3 года назад
I'm surprised the cat puts up with it. Most of them just start wiggling to get out, like "I can do this so much faster and easier than you can, gnbman."
@lolnothxyt
@lolnothxyt 3 года назад
Hahahaha i was used to gingerly treating my dog like a baby, helping her do lots of things when she got old lady ankles but when I got my cat and she just parkours and gets into the most insane situations, i was having such anxiety. I also couldn't understand how to pick her up because she's so bendy and weird feeling. I thought she'd never forgive me for giving her medicine since my doggo would mope the WHOLE DAY but she came up and nuzzled me right after. My dog couldn't stand being covered in even a little filth and my cat seems to enjoy trying her best to get into filth(she rubbed against the plunger. THE PLUNGER!) Its weird because I was told so much about cats and read about why they are preferred over dogs and she basically... isn't at all what I expected from cat lovers and she does plenty of the stuff people claimed to hate dogs for 🤔 I also find it strange they say cats are so much cleaner ... but ill leave out the details of that one Idk maybe I got a cat-like dog and a doglike cat, or maybe animals are each individuals and can still vary beyond stereotypes. I can't understand just dropping an animal either way tbh even if it can land safely even if you got used to cats. Wth? I mean would you just drop a baby? Lol
@aleigh6998
@aleigh6998 3 года назад
@@lolnothxyt As someone who works with toddlers I assure you even if you do not mean to drop them those kiddos jump out of your hands like they are made of trampolines. Most of my day is trying to keep kids from accidently being dropped because they think they are acrobats lol.
@magicman6749
@magicman6749 Год назад
I don’t threw my friends cat and it land on all fours and was fine 😂
@grantmanor6642
@grantmanor6642 5 лет назад
Damn, that's a lot of mileage out of essentially just "I dropped a dog."
@shivavision8223
@shivavision8223 5 лет назад
Grant Manor I see it the other way around. Dropping the dog wasn't even a funny joke. Not in the sense of "you can't joke about that" - it's just not funny. But the way he went there was very funny. Dropping the dog wasn't the real punchline.
@valhalla1240
@valhalla1240 5 лет назад
I like that better than punchline after punchline
@couponville1
@couponville1 5 лет назад
Great observation but he still a dog dropper
@couponville1
@couponville1 5 лет назад
Dog dropper!😢🙀💩
@friednoodles1954
@friednoodles1954 5 лет назад
@@couponville1 go cry about it
@JRT3X
@JRT3X 5 лет назад
I have 100% done that exact same thing after being way too used to being around cats. And everyone around me was like “NOOOOO!!!” And “WTF JESSIE?!” And yeah, I felt horrible. That was years ago and I’ll never forget it and I’ll never forget to set a dog down ever again.
@oltecatejones830
@oltecatejones830 4 года назад
I was around cats and dogs growing up and didn't realize this kind of thing was possible until this video. But it makes so much sense.
@JohannesWiberg
@JohannesWiberg 3 года назад
WTF JESSIE!?
@scott4398
@scott4398 5 лет назад
It's funny that Pete prefers cat love because he's dog love personified.
@RegstarRogstar
@RegstarRogstar 5 лет назад
"Dumb smiling golden retriever face"
@CostonSkatesRegz
@CostonSkatesRegz 5 лет назад
Wow this comment is great hahahah
@spirosmousouris3908
@spirosmousouris3908 5 лет назад
Boom, you win, good sir
@peep139
@peep139 5 лет назад
Scott Cat love is earned love, dogs are the whores of animal affection
@aap71
@aap71 5 лет назад
he's like the cartoon mayor of a pumpkin patch
@dragonbalde101
@dragonbalde101 4 года назад
"And then I'm done, I'm done with the dog." *Drops it*
@AnnCorrineBelmont
@AnnCorrineBelmont 5 лет назад
This is honestly one of the most brilliantly written sets Ive never heard 😜
@RaylanLed
@RaylanLed 5 лет назад
I told my mom once that one of the reasons I prefer cats so much over dogs was because dogs dont bend and she looked at me like I lost my mind
@orchdork775
@orchdork775 3 года назад
Right? They just aren't squishy enough 😂
@avedic
@avedic Год назад
@@orchdork775 Facts! They're all fragile skin and knobby bones and learned helplessness. I want a squishy bouncy drop-able self-sufficient introvert pet with a bad attitude. That once in a blue moon is the sweetest little guy ever...all soft and warm and emitting vibrating cooing purrs....until he's sick of me and goes back to hunt mice under the watchful gaze of the moon.
@TheDunnDusted
@TheDunnDusted 4 года назад
Came from the "Wait that's cat, not dog" comic.
@specter_8885
@specter_8885 Год назад
Saaaaaaame
@tymark1
@tymark1 Год назад
lol. I always kinda forget about Pete Holmes, but he never fails to make me laugh. Always stumble across him again and then binge his sets. He’s great.
@Letmebecringe
@Letmebecringe 4 года назад
I haven’t laughed this hard in forever 😂
@MysLed
@MysLed 5 лет назад
This had me dying😅 right after that opener on needing to cool it on his cuss words.
@andretsang7337
@andretsang7337 4 года назад
I knew the ending of this bit, but it was still hilarious. This guy knows his stuff.
@ssmith7169
@ssmith7169 5 лет назад
I’ve never laughed out loud just at a title. Not even the full title, just “I dropped a dog” made me giggle.
@stevedoe1630
@stevedoe1630 5 лет назад
Cat juggling. (Steve Martin) Cat bowling. (Pete Holmes)
@DeadDogInc
@DeadDogInc 5 лет назад
The dogs bending part killed me! 😭
@NightTheKittenn
@NightTheKittenn 2 года назад
He’s absolutely right, too. Now you certainly shouldn’t whip your cat across the room like a baseball! But a toss to the floor? They’re just fine. Hell, I’ve seen cats that love being tossed onto beds!
@lklobs
@lklobs 4 года назад
HAHA I did this once when I was a kid! I also have only ever had cats, but I was at my cousin’s house where they used to have a Pomeranian named Tiger. Well, Tiger was unfortunately the one who taught me dogs splat when you drop em.
@RaylanLed
@RaylanLed 2 месяца назад
Oh my god i did this as a kid too and my mom got so mad at me like he wanted down!!! Cats start moving they do the kick off
@Mel-lj5cq
@Mel-lj5cq 2 года назад
when my cat was little, she used to always try to run out of the door when i was leaving. so i would pick her up, go to the door, throw her like a baseball, and then run out and slam the door shut behind me before she could sprint out again
@juliekemp3388
@juliekemp3388 5 лет назад
I laughed so hard I woke my baby. No regrets.
@19thHour
@19thHour 5 лет назад
I will forever see Pete Holmes as the leader of the Ex-Men XD
@djay6651
@djay6651 5 лет назад
The Wolverine episode was off the chain funny.
@THE_BEAR_JEW
@THE_BEAR_JEW 4 года назад
Hey Gambiiiiiiiit! Sandwich me!
@MrHandss
@MrHandss 3 года назад
@@djay6651 what IS a motorcycle made of?
@TingusPingus445
@TingusPingus445 3 года назад
@@THE_BEAR_JEW so gambit you throw stuff
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад
He’ll always be Badman to me..
@madsokay
@madsokay 5 лет назад
Wow, Pete Holmes is one of the best male comedians out there right now!
@MattulaTaylor
@MattulaTaylor 2 года назад
I so appreciate this man’s approach to humor…. wonderful
@zacharymosley1523
@zacharymosley1523 5 лет назад
Those things that you love..........I ENDED ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@garbonsai
@garbonsai 10 месяцев назад
I needed a good laugh tonight. Thanks for this!
@blazze7772
@blazze7772 5 лет назад
I laughed so hard I cried 😂🤣
@CostonSkatesRegz
@CostonSkatesRegz 5 лет назад
Pete is a wonderfully funny person
@icopaseticMHF
@icopaseticMHF 3 года назад
My cat rolled off a 15 foot deck, I'm gasping running to help... he couldn't have cared less... just kept on walking
@tsamneb
@tsamneb 5 лет назад
i laughed so hard at this i almost puked
@kellyraye815
@kellyraye815 5 лет назад
Same XD everything he said about cats is accurate
@awene4675
@awene4675 6 месяцев назад
Pete Holmes: "I dropped a dog, and it was awful" Anthony Jeselnik: "I will drop your baby"
@josephm5813
@josephm5813 3 года назад
That laugh at the end 👌
@relativelybasic
@relativelybasic 5 лет назад
Unexpectedly good. I never liked his comedy but you could tell this one went through a lot of revisions on smaller stages and the final version is brilliant.
@luciadozier1267
@luciadozier1267 5 лет назад
I couldn't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 4 года назад
that's so true about cats thought lol i always put my cat down gently, but if i'm mad at him, i will give him a bit of a toss onto my bed. but seeing him jump around for that wand toy, he's something else, he'll do backflips and land perfectly with the feather in his mouth lol
@mickyv4538
@mickyv4538 4 года назад
👍This guy kills it everytime! 😁
@mikec6733
@mikec6733 3 года назад
There's a new magazine for serial killers... Field and Scream
@notroxa
@notroxa 2 года назад
i have quite literally yeeted my cats down the stairs they gave absolutely no fucks
@aponiaa
@aponiaa 5 лет назад
Pete's been killing it!
@fredmanie2926
@fredmanie2926 5 лет назад
I've never been big into clean/soft comedy, but Pete is bridging that gap for me, and I love him for that!
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 5 лет назад
Fred manie Clean/soft comedy? With the cheese at the beginning and kicking the dog the end???
@fredmanie2926
@fredmanie2926 5 лет назад
@@CanItAlready I definitely mean in comparison, my favorites are like big jay, and Joey Diaz, so it's a bit off brand for me, but I still enjoy it
@illwind
@illwind 2 года назад
i didn't realize he was so tall hahaha
@masonjames8459
@masonjames8459 5 лет назад
😂 I died
@xxslendermomxx3026
@xxslendermomxx3026 4 года назад
I laughed so hard I peed a little no regrets
@napiernygma8075
@napiernygma8075 5 лет назад
he is a great talented comedian wish his show to be back
@Randomynous01
@Randomynous01 3 года назад
♬ I dropped a dog and I liked iiit ♬
@seanbrown8920
@seanbrown8920 5 лет назад
I applaud his bravery.
@n8dizzle25
@n8dizzle25 5 лет назад
I miss your show Pete!!
@scott4398
@scott4398 5 лет назад
He's got a new one called Crashing on HBO. It's pretty good.
@shivavision8223
@shivavision8223 5 лет назад
Scott It's not new. It's in its third season.
@n8dizzle25
@n8dizzle25 5 лет назад
BADMAN FOREVER!
@kokocipher685
@kokocipher685 3 года назад
wow that went dark at the end, I didn't know Pete Holmes was dark
@brutevilgax777
@brutevilgax777 4 года назад
I got into the habit of setting my cat down gently only for this reason
@wideawake5630
@wideawake5630 2 года назад
I have also tried to drop a fog like a cat. Felt so bad.
@supafun33
@supafun33 5 лет назад
HARVEY DENT... can we trust him?
@huckn21
@huckn21 5 лет назад
Brook Hubbs yes! I miss those skits gonna rewatch them now 😂😭😊
@abkl1
@abkl1 5 лет назад
I had to pause this for a few minutes while I choked, laughed, and cried all at the same time. Lack of sleep is messing with me.
@cameohenderson
@cameohenderson 2 года назад
Lmao I love this dude
@ZachRussellComedy
@ZachRussellComedy Год назад
Trying to get the most juice out of the run is so funny
@dazlolkaitis4978
@dazlolkaitis4978 5 лет назад
The bit on the cat was funny.
@Youtube221B
@Youtube221B 5 лет назад
I saw this set in Crashing, funny show.
@willm678
@willm678 5 лет назад
2:03 lol
@sierra3644
@sierra3644 5 лет назад
this is so funny!!!
@MarianaBandarra
@MarianaBandarra 5 лет назад
I might have a crush on Pete Holmes omg
@smaakjeks
@smaakjeks 8 месяцев назад
My job involves hiking, and my border collie loves it. Could never take a little dainty kittycat on that. It'd get lost or have a myocardial infarction from touching snow or something. He's my travel buddy and he's made of awesomeness and fluff. When he strikes a pose a on mountain top, wind will actually pick up just to get the chance to run through his puffy chest.
@Rauthentic
@Rauthentic 10 месяцев назад
Pete is consistently hilarious😂
@UlisesRockerHR
@UlisesRockerHR 5 лет назад
I used to not like him, i find him very funny now!! This was v good
@richapollo9398
@richapollo9398 5 лет назад
I think it's important to know that this was from his 2013 set
@9800Richardson
@9800Richardson 5 лет назад
They need to remake the Munsters: Pete Holmes as Herman, Kat Dennings as Lilly, and Quentin Tarantino as grandpa.
@ci95w
@ci95w 5 лет назад
I laughed so hard. I couldn’t keep my eyes open.
@danielketterer9683
@danielketterer9683 5 лет назад
Damn!🤣
@calviincalifornia4048
@calviincalifornia4048 5 лет назад
a couple times pete suddenly becomes dane cook for a moment then back to old petey :)
@SuperMANTHER
@SuperMANTHER 5 лет назад
I was thinking TJ Miller
@supermathv3
@supermathv3 2 года назад
Holy hell I've not laughed like that for sometime
@StLennyBruce
@StLennyBruce 4 года назад
Funny!
@charleswettish8701
@charleswettish8701 9 месяцев назад
Dude is so weird. 100% approve! A hero!
@ausernameiguess7058
@ausernameiguess7058 3 года назад
How do you cuddle a dog? They’re so stiff, cats are nice and squishy!
@lolnothxyt
@lolnothxyt 3 года назад
Its the opposite for me. Cats feel so bony/small and fragile and some get scratchy when they're not in the mood anymore with seemingly no forewarning
@ausernameiguess7058
@ausernameiguess7058 3 года назад
@@lolnothxyt I guess it depends. I have a fat cat and he’s definitely not bony and fragile. The times I’ve picked up a dog they’re stiff and wriggly.
@lanjin
@lanjin 5 лет назад
bad jokes, great delivery
@messibessi11
@messibessi11 2 года назад
Wait but this exact situation happened to me… I was holding my friends dog and I wanted to put it down so I went to set it down so I bent down and dropped it like 4 inches from the ground which apparently was the wrong thing to do…
@yewizard5063
@yewizard5063 5 лет назад
he reminds me of a young John Ritter
@blaze556922
@blaze556922 5 лет назад
By forge, he meant forage.
@juanlaris8984
@juanlaris8984 5 лет назад
Holyshit that guy was really 😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣😆😉😂😁
@delightfuldigs
@delightfuldigs 5 лет назад
Only Pete can joke about kicking a dog. What an a hole. Love Crashing.
@shivavision8223
@shivavision8223 5 лет назад
715 TMC Love him, but there was nothing remotely funny about that part.
@clarkkent163000
@clarkkent163000 5 лет назад
@@shivavision8223 Yes there was
@stargazer1998
@stargazer1998 3 года назад
@@shivavision8223 the “your dog was a racist” thing was funny
@hyper-boreno9921
@hyper-boreno9921 2 года назад
This guy is like you are watching a show or playing a video game or something and in the background theres a fictional fake comedian on tv telling jokes
@Madanth0ny
@Madanth0ny 5 лет назад
Crashing season 4?
@Mac2point1
@Mac2point1 5 лет назад
I was on the plane the other day and watched one of his shows. Before I watched I was so apprehensive. The guy was friggin hilarious. I was laughing out loud on my seat.
@babyvirgo00-88
@babyvirgo00-88 5 лет назад
Really wouldn’t have guessed that he was 6’6”
@CarolMarineMom
@CarolMarineMom 5 лет назад
Omg!!!! I Looooove him & His show " Crashing"
@climaxbonfire7221
@climaxbonfire7221 5 лет назад
He’s actually good
@Imbatmn57
@Imbatmn57 4 года назад
When i was little i would carry my cat upside down
@butterchuggins5409
@butterchuggins5409 3 года назад
Pete is so damn funny
@derekmann8239
@derekmann8239 3 года назад
Hey if you're looking for what I think you're looking for, it starts at 1:15.
@heeve1950
@heeve1950 2 года назад
Alguien más usa este tipo de stand up para mejorar su inglés?
@BrokenArrowsInc
@BrokenArrowsInc 5 лет назад
Laughing my ass off. My cats think immcrazy
@lesliemeier3843
@lesliemeier3843 5 лет назад
35 pounds! That can't be right. maybe 18
@psychoctapus8069
@psychoctapus8069 5 лет назад
Im gonna cry i love dogs
@niasiathomas9799
@niasiathomas9799 5 лет назад
That was funny
@Daveinthebox171
@Daveinthebox171 5 лет назад
I'm concerned that Pete didn't know you can't just drop a dog lol. "Welp I'm just gonna drop this dog of my roof, he should be fine"
@k9mutty17
@k9mutty17 5 лет назад
David _ lol I did the same thing, it’s cuz when u drop a cat it always lands on its feet but it is the opposite for dogs 😂
@shivavision8223
@shivavision8223 5 лет назад
K9mutty It's stupid to drop cats because it's different from actively jumping willingly. Over time, you'll damage bones and muscles.
@EuriEuropa
@EuriEuropa 5 лет назад
JOKE
@xsemth
@xsemth 5 лет назад
hyojin be like
@skylarj3374
@skylarj3374 5 лет назад
I once dropped a hamster like five feet
@nicholelaskowski33
@nicholelaskowski33 3 года назад
There's no way this guy picked up a boston terrier that weighed 35 lbs must have been a frenchie
@ericasmith5531
@ericasmith5531 21 день назад
I’ve been around cats my whole life too but I did also grow up with a dog, so idk where I learned it-probably just loving animals tenderly-but I put BOTH animals down gently every time. I know a cat can handle it but why should I drop my baby just for that fact alone? I’d feel bad. I may be delulu about this, but I think it gives my cats another reason to trust and love me, especially the anxious ones.
@FrancisR420
@FrancisR420 3 года назад
I have a cat that will approach me all the time I've never fed it or done anything for it except to give it a big old pets and it always comes up to me and then I pet it and my sister will be like you're petting that cat wrong I'm like "I'm pretty sure it would leave if i was"
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