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From episode 55
Peter Beardsley
‘I thought I’d tell you some jokes…’
From episode 55
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21 мар 2018

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@poolepaul4158
@poolepaul4158 2 года назад
My mum passed away nearly 3 months ago, and it has been the worst time of my life. I've put this on and I literally have tears of joy running down my face to this. Thank you. It's genuinely the first time I've laughed since then. Top lads.
@markaudley-thewles5920
@markaudley-thewles5920 2 года назад
Mate, my Mum is leaving us soon too . Laughed my father tits off to this too . xx
@poolepaul4158
@poolepaul4158 2 года назад
@@markaudley-thewles5920 I'm so sorry to hear that mate. I've luckily got hold of some old mates that I used to hang around with 20 odd years ago. Speaking to them has helped massively. We drifted apart as you do with age, but getting back with them has helped me massively. If you want to talk about stuff you can always DM me. I'll be happy to help.
@joski9030
@joski9030 2 года назад
Sorry for your loss mate, I’m here 6 years on with my poor dad gone and these cheer me up every time I’m feeling low All the best. ✌️
@poolepaul4158
@poolepaul4158 2 года назад
@@joski9030 Thank you for your kind words.
@GAFCASTsupport
@GAFCASTsupport Год назад
No one would believe the horror show I went through - I'm pretty much at the point that Andy and Bob saved my life.
@0xABADCAFE
@0xABADCAFE 5 лет назад
The snickering and laughter that punctuates these is what makes them truly golden.
@adamedwards4594
@adamedwards4594 4 года назад
The Batman Forever joke may be my favourite joke of all time!!!
@imnothere220
@imnothere220 6 лет назад
The second I heard "Batman forever" I lost it.
@ollieirish2379
@ollieirish2379 6 лет назад
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this might be the funniest sketch of British comedy ever recorded. When Bob is on form, there's no one funnier in the country, by a fookin' mile too.
@lindalangart
@lindalangart 5 лет назад
I couldn't agree more
@carlbeaumont1621
@carlbeaumont1621 5 лет назад
Isn’t he just reading Tim Vines jokes out in funny voice?
@mulebool
@mulebool 5 лет назад
@@carlbeaumont1621 I think that's the point ;)
@daveboston5929
@daveboston5929 5 лет назад
When Bob starts with his 'Tee Hee Hee' type laughing, I just start crying. :D
@BoroDanny90
@BoroDanny90 5 лет назад
Ollie Irish fully agree
@TheJayLordx
@TheJayLordx 6 лет назад
This is funny enough on its own but when they both start cracking up I totally lose my head. Bob's laugh is so infectious lol
@robertstraw9881
@robertstraw9881 5 лет назад
I exploded with laughter in the car when I heard him say batman forever.
@arfer
@arfer 6 лет назад
I've loved listening to Atletico Mince evolve into the the funniest podcast I've ever heard.
@mangobingo-zl6gb
@mangobingo-zl6gb Год назад
I watch this most weeks just to give myself a boost. Kills me every time.
@GAFCASTsupport
@GAFCASTsupport Год назад
The kenwood joke nearly killed me with laughter
@MultiTwatman
@MultiTwatman 6 лет назад
This might be an all time high for Athletico Mince and comedy in general
@rover-moto
@rover-moto 6 лет назад
comedy genius at work. andy sounds like he's crying laughing in the background. brilliant
@JETJOOBOY
@JETJOOBOY 6 лет назад
Wayne Norton Yeung Crying Broon Tears in his Pants
@TravelinChina
@TravelinChina 5 лет назад
I listen to this every couple of months or so, and every time I crease!
@KajaFax
@KajaFax 6 лет назад
Tears. Kenwood. It's the little bits too like when he says 'just a second'.
@nigelsmith721
@nigelsmith721 3 месяца назад
Given that this whole clip is already genius on 79 levels, the "just a second" comment just breaks the machine completely.
@renegadegex
@renegadegex 8 месяцев назад
When I first started listening to mince I was chronically ill and had to slow sometimes because laughing was making me so unwell. Now I am fixed after an operation and free to laugh as hard as I want
@biglew80
@biglew80 5 лет назад
I must have watched this about 60 times and I still almost piss myself laughing.
@karmafuture
@karmafuture 5 лет назад
Me too.......
@paullyknowles
@paullyknowles 5 лет назад
I nearly had a coronary I laughed so hard the first time I heard this on the podcast, I was on a bus in Valencia where I live and tried to imagine how I could ever possibly explain to my fellow passengers what it was I was laughing at if I had to.
@bodspafc
@bodspafc 5 лет назад
Paul Knowles I’m the same, I live in Spain and I’d love to share this with Spanish friends, but it just wouldn’t translate. To a very special and magnificent type of comedy.
@HARTYNMUGHES
@HARTYNMUGHES 5 лет назад
Same with the Slaughter clips.
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 5 лет назад
@@HARTYNMUGHES I shared the Slaughters bits with a Norwegian friend, but he follows darts so enjoyed it a lot
@samhall100
@samhall100 3 года назад
pure joy
@mickhartshorn6862
@mickhartshorn6862 4 года назад
Pure genius, Bob & Andy- Athletico Mince- superb stuff, keep it up lads
@kevedwards
@kevedwards 3 года назад
Only discovered this a day it 2 ago and I’ve already listened to it about 15million times and still gets funnier
@jonathanbarnes3661
@jonathanbarnes3661 Год назад
Absolutely lost it when he said "Batman Forever"😂
@Joker66623
@Joker66623 4 месяца назад
Never seen this before. I'm crying laughing.
@Pennyburn1688
@Pennyburn1688 6 лет назад
That joke book is comedy GOLD.......one Peter Beardsley... there's only......
@system1912
@system1912 6 лет назад
I was just so bleak this sorted me out. :) thank you so much.
@darrenroocroft4180
@darrenroocroft4180 2 года назад
The giggles while you are telling the jokes are so funny!! Makes me laugh 😃
@DomRosser
@DomRosser Год назад
It’s genuinely my happy place these 2 minutes
@Blobnose10
@Blobnose10 2 года назад
I've just listened to this on the Atletico Mince podcast. I didn't think Bob could get funnier than when he did the Tom Jones sketch about his gold plane but this tops it, sat there with tears of laughter streaming down my face. Bob is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs, genius
@smoosev89
@smoosev89 3 года назад
one of my fave things ever, mince in general, particularly beardsly and especially this segment
@poolepaul4158
@poolepaul4158 2 года назад
Kenwood. OMG. I'm in bits.
@ChrisDevon
@ChrisDevon 2 года назад
Thats the bit. Crying here
@anonymo6143
@anonymo6143 3 года назад
Brilliant. I haven't genuinely cried laughing at a video in ages.
@richardtuxford1812
@richardtuxford1812 6 лет назад
"the blurk said..Kenwood"🤣
@electricalstuff259
@electricalstuff259 2 года назад
I can't fucking breathe
@HollyLou223
@HollyLou223 6 месяцев назад
Listened to this for the first time in Belfast City airport and had to turn it off because I was laughing so hard people were looking at me
@Alig-hf4zl
@Alig-hf4zl 6 лет назад
Omg so funny. Well done guys. Bloody brilliant 😂😂😂
@CraigWrightStraygoat
@CraigWrightStraygoat 6 лет назад
Love the Peter Beardsley bits.
@johnmk2084
@johnmk2084 Год назад
This clip should be prescribed on the NHS
@8ace851
@8ace851 4 года назад
Gold ..absolute comedy gold..your a genius bob
@VacantHaven
@VacantHaven 4 года назад
Love the fact Andy actually "tee hee's"
@IanJTaylor
@IanJTaylor 5 лет назад
I was listening to this at work. I had to stop for about 10 minutes as I couldn’t stop laughing.
@ntleaver29
@ntleaver29 3 года назад
Absolutely brilliant !!
@pesnevim1626
@pesnevim1626 4 года назад
I'm crying.... brilliant
@TheBake1986
@TheBake1986 6 лет назад
I thought McLaren was good, but Beardsley is peak Mince. Replay it everyday and still piss myself
@readysaltedpirate5171
@readysaltedpirate5171 6 лет назад
Nearly died on the train to work listening to this
@JD-xn4ls
@JD-xn4ls 6 лет назад
I love athletico mince but this is definitely the best thing they’ve done...can you cut all the other jokes too
@buckophoto3484
@buckophoto3484 6 лет назад
Comedy Genius.. "There's only one Peter Beardsley"
@keithfarrell3370
@keithfarrell3370 Год назад
I think I've watched this at least loads of times. You can hear Bob whisper 'fuckin' hell' right after the bisatchel joke. Pure class
@Dellyvids
@Dellyvids 2 месяца назад
It's Andy who splutters and says "f*ckn 'ell" 😂
@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 3 года назад
The funniest thing on planet Earth is Bob Mortimer trying to tell a joke without laughing....
@davehedgehogUK
@davehedgehogUK 3 месяца назад
Peter/Bob must be a big fan of Tim Vine. Every single one of those one liners are his.
@ChrisDevon
@ChrisDevon 2 года назад
Batman Forever. Im in tears
@joebenny79
@joebenny79 5 лет назад
“See ya then Bob”
@sionyevans
@sionyevans 3 года назад
Just fookin GENIUS
@whataheapofpish
@whataheapofpish 6 лет назад
no you have to bring it back tomorrow hahahahahahahaha
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 3 года назад
I think I've sussed the 1st joke is 'buy a goldfish and he said "do want an aquarium" I said I don't care what star sign it is.' Praps you had to be here - rewound it ten times! Cheers lads. X
@adroc666
@adroc666 Год назад
IMO it's funny because Peter says "starsize" and messes it up.
@joski9030
@joski9030 4 года назад
I keep listening to these when I’m having a bad day thanks mate. 😂👍🏻
@BoldonBigLad
@BoldonBigLad Год назад
Beardsley is my footballing hero, but Bob is my comedy hero 😂
@foolishsuckas
@foolishsuckas 6 лет назад
His jokes parts make me cry with laughter when listening to this out in n public, and I don't give a duck!
@bombastic165
@bombastic165 5 лет назад
Bob Mortimer is the funniest person on this planet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Batman Forever and Kenwood jokes are the funniest I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jumbo4billion
@jumbo4billion 5 лет назад
They are Tim Vine jokes.
@benkelly5805
@benkelly5805 5 лет назад
Ha. They're old jokes mate. It's how you tell 'em.
@ClickChase
@ClickChase 4 года назад
I’ve lost it. I can’t cope. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@IPman77
@IPman77 2 года назад
Bob is a genius
@stepotts
@stepotts 5 лет назад
The greatest 134 seconds of comedy ever recorded
@MegaDonGallo
@MegaDonGallo 5 лет назад
Ya fookin' little Doyle!
@thewomble1509
@thewomble1509 5 лет назад
AAANYYYN, AAAAYN,
@nigelsmith721
@nigelsmith721 3 месяца назад
Jesus christ man, i'm crying laughing.....
@dravalanche1997
@dravalanche1997 6 лет назад
Bi-Satchel!!!!!!
@stateofmind91
@stateofmind91 4 года назад
Thanks to this I found myself laughing uncontrollably when I saw some Kenwood fridge freezers in Currys the other day...
@madukaihalagama1244
@madukaihalagama1244 3 года назад
Who knew Bob Mortimer reciting Tim Vine's jokes in a funny voice would be the funniest thing ever
@denzilvallance9046
@denzilvallance9046 6 лет назад
Brilliant
@jonm4989
@jonm4989 Год назад
Absolute gold😂
@ChubbyChecker182
@ChubbyChecker182 3 года назад
The funniest 2 minutes EVER
@mark_fox_music
@mark_fox_music 3 месяца назад
Genius 😂😂😂
@thebob4825
@thebob4825 5 лет назад
Class...n I'm Not even liein!
@AdamMcCarthy74
@AdamMcCarthy74 6 лет назад
nearly pissed myself at this. Just as well I wasn't on the fun bus
@wilmingtonlongman
@wilmingtonlongman 3 года назад
I haven't laughed so much as something for years! Bob is such a star
@jayneallisonlaity9891
@jayneallisonlaity9891 Год назад
Just hillarious
@salfordlad69
@salfordlad69 2 года назад
Wow this is absolute madness. Love it. The randomness off Bob mortimer is next level.
@ChrisDevon
@ChrisDevon 2 года назад
It's that controlled, measured randomness. Every word matters somehow doesnt it, genius
@salfordlad69
@salfordlad69 2 года назад
@@ChrisDevon defiantly the guy is an absolute mad man but good at it
@ChrisDevon
@ChrisDevon 2 года назад
@@salfordlad69 He is the reason I always carry pocket meat
@salfordlad69
@salfordlad69 2 года назад
@@ChrisDevon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@christopherbentley578
@christopherbentley578 Год назад
Kenwood.FFS.I can't handle it, I was crying before the first joke was finished.
@burty1980
@burty1980 6 лет назад
Funniest one ever, that’s got me crying laughing!!!
@terminallyinquisitive1731
@terminallyinquisitive1731 4 года назад
Gold!
@shaunmartin6767
@shaunmartin6767 5 лет назад
I nearly pissed myself. laughing.
@fatmitzandfillwitzdostuff3656
@fatmitzandfillwitzdostuff3656 6 лет назад
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen ...... fuckin CLASSIC Bob Mortimer
@geordiebatt
@geordiebatt 6 лет назад
Genius
@ntleaver29
@ntleaver29 5 лет назад
So fucking funny ! Absolutely love it !!
@lammy1234567890
@lammy1234567890 5 лет назад
I believe all credit goes to Tim Vine for the jokes themselves
@StevieJSound
@StevieJSound 5 лет назад
lammy1234567890 indeed
@pitterz
@pitterz 5 лет назад
Every last one of them
@stevensim3523
@stevensim3523 5 лет назад
@Matt Turner Nope.
@nickshale6926
@nickshale6926 3 года назад
'Just a second....' XD
@legendarycheekymonkey
@legendarycheekymonkey Год назад
This should have a health warning. I'm struggling for breath and I can't see.
@cobail1
@cobail1 6 лет назад
Can we have some more?
@ChubbyChecker182
@ChubbyChecker182 6 лет назад
That image of Peter doing the splits...
@bigdunc1313
@bigdunc1313 5 лет назад
Hee hee best way to tell jokes
@RyanBrown5
@RyanBrown5 3 года назад
Kenwood. Wheres he then?
@biglew80
@biglew80 5 лет назад
Holy fuck I just shat myself. 🤣
@thewomble1509
@thewomble1509 4 года назад
'Kin 'ell!
@Fletchlie
@Fletchlie 5 лет назад
Tim Vine's jokebook 😂
@stevensim3523
@stevensim3523 5 лет назад
@Matt Turner Nope.
@handlesarefeckinstupid
@handlesarefeckinstupid Год назад
The confusion on non British faces though. Priceless.
@johnmc3862
@johnmc3862 2 года назад
Is there subtitles for this please?!
@andrewtadeo5644
@andrewtadeo5644 4 года назад
Fucking brilliant
@jabbadabbajew6035
@jabbadabbajew6035 2 года назад
The Bi-Satchel joke is genius cause it only works in a Geordie accent loool.
@benrussell9474
@benrussell9474 5 лет назад
Batman forever killed me
@imstillhere6678
@imstillhere6678 4 года назад
I hope you paid Tim Vine royalties for using his jokes Mortimer!
@jamessimonson9905
@jamessimonson9905 4 года назад
He’s acknowledging they’re read from a book init
@kookyflukes9749
@kookyflukes9749 5 лет назад
You're a good lad Peter. Now run along and make me some poachies and they better be fuckin' runny.
@mrsmith7581
@mrsmith7581 4 года назад
Fuck me this is too funny 💀🤣
@vurtfeathers
@vurtfeathers 6 лет назад
Crying.
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