Everytime I talked about my mate Paul. Twitter: OnCunk Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.
@@CycolacFanI like to think this implies that either he remembers seeing him when he was first brought into this world or he died at one point and he was just like “Not yet you” and he gets flung back to life
I love the moment of hesitation after Philomena says something completely unhinged. You can practically see the person's brain go into overdrive trying to process what they just heard.
I used to get emails from some guy in the UK because my address was close to the woman he was trying to send emails to (I'm in the US). For a long time, I tried to tell him I wasn't his friend, but he never responded and he just kept sending emails with the most amazingly crazy stories of what he'd been up to. Eventually, I stopped trying to tell him and I just started enjoying his emails. I would get so excited when I saw he'd written because I knew whatever story he had, it would be nuts! He was definitely a "my mate paul" kind of guy 😂
Here in Canada, our version of Council Estate is called "public housing", and is usually the poorest areas of every city, often in slum-like conditions. Unavailable to the working classes, they are never separate dwellings like houses, but usually apartments or townhouses. 'Council Estate' sounds so much fancier...
At 0:40 where she tells Paul that she has to read a book, cracked me up. Between the sentiment and accent...just that thought alone was provoking. And earned my laugh 😂😂.
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just watch this video and hear about Paul. The story about the Ketamine brownies gets me every time, as does, "And when I looked up, Paul was crying".
My name's Paul and I astral-travelled on 4 tabs of acid and as hard as I looked I couldn't find the moon either. I did find boxes and boxes of chocolate-coated marshmallow easter eggs in the middle of the M2 freeway south of Johannesburg, though. But no moon.
Her mate Paul's run-in with a jackknifed lorrie and The Lord happened just months before he was slated to be a lighting director for the music video of Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up The Jam.
Scientist: the universe is billions of years old. Philomena: that’s funny cause my mate paul actually led a holy war and took over the universe cause the emperor had his dad killed so I guess my mate Paul is billions of years old too!
