Philomena Cunk on Jesus - Part 1 

Didn't cancel him very well did they?

He got nailed up for what, blasphemy? Nope! He committed “atheism.” But you’re right, it wasn’t all that big a deal. In fact his “penalty” wasn’t much different than what you could expect for shoplifting.

@@Grunchy005 Preaching a different form of religion from the approved version isn't atheism, it's heresy.

@@Grunchy005 I keep reading your statement of shoplifting as Shapeshifting, how do you feel about that?

@@realhorrorshow8547 Yes definitely here say--nobody can truly tell or know, ya know?

And I would have believed it too. If it wasn't for those pesky kids.

Agreed

If I've learned anything from Scooby-Doo, it's that the real monsters are middle aged white men in masks.

Can't you see how all the clues are fitting together, Shaggy?

It would explain a lot, that's for sure.

not what I tend to say... but it's a pretty good line anyway

Jesus Christ that line waw funny!

That line hit even the blonde tooooo hard 🤣☠️

Her "They do." as an instant response is sad.

It was Charlie Brooker who created the character.

@@Argeaux2iirc I saw them both in an interview and he’d imagined the character with a posh accent, but Morgan did her lines in both a posh accent and her own. And apparently they thought her regular accent was funnier, and went with it. Edit: Here’s the interview- ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uZ-5eOD57Ss.htmlsi=MMPkN9YhkYAWAFrI

@@Argeaux2 they should share the credit equally. Brooker created the concept but Diane Morgan brought Cunk to life. Can you imagine anyone else as Cunk?

Brilliant creative collaboration then? 😊​@davespanksalot8413

They noth created Cunk.

That's from a risqué Xmas song.

That`s recycling. Heard that one when I was 10. In 1968.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.

A favourite of mine, too!

Surely Mary and Joseph were in on it together. They had to make up the story to excuse their premarital test run.

Or Mary's father was powerful in the society that Joseph feared for his life if he didn't go with this story.

Mary: "I hardly felt a thing" Joseph: "Oh, a little guy!" - Family Guy

@@mis4nthr0p3 🤣😁🤣 Brilliant! Family Guy is so rude, but very funny - love it

“Caught bro in 4K”? Um… huh??🤷‍♂️💩🤡🤦‍♂️

In the bible the words "to know him/her" has a very different meaning to what it means today.

"Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts," (2 Peter 3:3) The Scriptures being fulfilled before our eyes.

Honestly I was choking on my tea at that part. 😂

You can laugh all you want but I still need an answer.

@@blueabattoir The answer is science and reason. 😇

​​@@AwibrahorIs it ? It's interesting how science explains nature , yet somehow everything came to be , as scientist say , from nothing . How did nothing just evolve so creatively into something ? Was there a different something prior to the universe forming that was not organic or physical , yet existed anyway ... An intelligent universe could only have created all that exists - if there was no form of intelligence building the universe , how did everything just randomly come together to establish complex life forms ? Have a think about it . There is a lot more going on that simply can never be explained by mere humans - we've only just arrived ( in universe time )and yet people mock and ridicule those who came before who witnessed events that seem today by some to be just made up fairy tales .

⁠​⁠​⁠@@shaneb315So it’s easier to believe what people who lived in the Bronze Age (who didn’t know anything outside of their surroundings) than scientists who over the past thousands of years have done actual research on the topic? Did it “randomly come together “ or was it all an evolutionary process that created the universe? Was it a man in the sky with a long beard and a white robe? I’m going to have to trust the scientists who believe in the big bang theory of the creation of the universe rather than people who have a financial stake in “creationism” (religious organizations). Religious belief in the creation of the universe is simplistic because it was written by people from a simpler time.

Just like mega-church charlatans

You have to wonder how many takes it took, lol

@@Not_that_Brian_Jones I understand that the experts did, in fact, crack up on occasion. Apparently, they just cut those bits out. 😂

@@heatherstubbs6646 🤣

It's called acting, I believe. 😂

I didn't know her mate Paul was in a car crash. That's really too bad. I don't think Jesus is real then.

Need to explain to Paul that's a steering wheel not a halo

I'm a died-again Christian, and I resent that! (We're all double-zombies, having been killed, risen from the dead and then killed and risen again).

He's like Mrs. Columbo. Nobody seen either but they're relevant to any topic.

One possibility....or we could also besmirch his mom.....

Very true, I hadn't made that connection before but yes, straight talking no fluff no smiles just playing it straight, a modern female D Ali G!

I am a Cohen fan, but *much* more wit!

Freaking GENIUS!!!!

The first time I heard "especially since she'd never had anything in or out of her down-below before," I had to pause for two solid minutes until I could breathe again.

oh man, i lol'd at the first line there. xD

I replayed those lines and laughed each time.

It’s more believable

As an atheist, all accounts of that stuff are weird.

Look down the lens and say that!

@@imcallingjapan2178 Isn't it though! This treats the myth with appropriate humour.

Try Eddie Izzard's version of the Bible and the Inquisition. Also wierd and funny!

Blinders are used to avoid the fact they all share a family history, the shortcomings of circumcision & Moses being the world's worst navigator because he traveled with one foot in fantasyland.

It's spelled "Hooly Bauble and the Goldfish" and they're a local act

The Wholly Babble. Very good. Thumbs up.

The dude who played Spider Man

Honestly

All the rooms were full, on account of it being Christmas and all

Cunk is actually a portmanteau of two profane words. In another life she may have been called Funt.