Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner)

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Комментарии : 14 тыс.

@lrose1310 4 года назад

To be fair, the Pitbull era was also when we all still thought we would die in 2012.

@shrestarai5680 4 года назад

*we might not get tomorrow*

@echocourtouke 4 года назад

We were willing to put up with it cause we thought we'd get destroyed anyway. We ended up disappointed both because we still had to live next day, and because we had to live listening to pitbull.

@evelyneb590 4 года назад

@@echocourtouke 😂😂😂😂

@carlybw5562 4 года назад

Proper, back in 2011, I'm just here, eleven years old, listening to that song and preparing for the end. What a good time, we thought that this song was just a nice way of telling us that we will all die very soon. And we were okay with it. Good time

@willowleigh1786 4 года назад

Mr. Worldwide capitalizing on the apocalypse.

@floratoons 4 года назад

I like that all three of the boys' expressions are always either; 1. In a fit of giggles 2. Awkward grin 3. Staring blankly at the camera

@lucyrelly8295 4 года назад

Yup

@celine258 4 года назад

This is literally the truest comment I’ve ever read lol

@7eleven714 4 года назад

Bella Golladay saw this and was like every time Evan has and interaction with another human being only difference is him staring blankly at the floor (Dear Evan Hansen)

@georgewashington6269 4 года назад

I paused my vid randomly and this is so true ahahahaha

@croco_duck 4 года назад

@@7eleven714 yep

@jacksonlaframboise6257 2 года назад

I get this feeling like drew has literal infinite whit. Like, he’ll respond to everything with a relevant and hilarious joke, and just downplay it like it was an accident. He’s the type of dude that legit capable of starting a cult or some shit but, is nerfed with morality and anxiety.

@El-de6nj Год назад

this si the funniest comment ive ever read

@clxmentin3 Год назад

@@Ade-ingnot necessarily wrong ……

@floatyloser5323 Год назад

i, personally read this as “infant whip” which. not the same thing 😭😭😭

@Bea-xl9rb Год назад

@@floatyloser5323 the mental image 😭

@xXAcidBathXx Год назад

All Drew’s are just like that. Source: my name is drew.

@riyajha5083 Год назад

As a non-native English speaker, this video gives me so much relief. I thought I just wasn't "American" enough to understand pitbull and maybe in the US people do have asses like Donkey Kong

@universalpower419 Год назад

Pitbull isn't Américan though.

@riyajha5083 Год назад

@@universalpower419 yeah but he's from Miami or so he claims 🤷‍♀️

@glowinqlu Год назад

I’m American and yeah, trust me, these lyrics make no sense 🥲😭

@kaskaskas 5 месяцев назад

Lol news flash non white kids that grow up in the US are American. Cry about it.

@dehydrated02 5 месяцев назад

The American way is getting so fucked up that the lyrics don’t matter while you’re dancing to them 😂

@notquiteaweebyet1054 4 года назад

0:11 3 bros, chilling on a sofa, 0 feet apart because they're all the same person

@tess6330 4 года назад

Not Quite A Weeb Yet lolll

@heathermcginley807 4 года назад

😂😂

@j4lyni 4 года назад

Should’ve said 1 bro

@citrusgem 4 года назад

oh baby a triple

@kennedyt7472 4 года назад

I’m cry laughing

@Grace-kh4bt 4 года назад

1% of the comments: *talking about the video* 99% of the comments: kurtis is Danny and Drew’s son

@peppapie1145 4 года назад

Ikr

@Irlyneedtherapy 3 года назад

@@RainyyFlash damn what a name

@user-yx3mz9ss7e Месяц назад

@@peppapie1145 your profile picture looks cursed

@aninarose5158 Год назад

Pitbulls son went to my elementary school and one day we had a pep rally and a suprise pitbull just showed up and performed for us. Easily the most confusing and disorienting day of my life

@furiouszombiex5220 Год назад

Did you even know who pitbull was when this happened?

@picalilly02 Год назад

I think it's sweet of him

@mariuskronvald5208 2 месяца назад

Then everyone clapped and the mayor gave you a medal

@splendidsimp Месяц назад

@mariuskronvald5208 shut up i wanna believe Edit: sorry that was rude :(

@danifoxx7469 15 дней назад

@@splendidsimpi appreciate your politeness

@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Год назад

Kurtis looks so young compared to now. He went from awkward 19 year old IT guy to dad who goes to Home Depot everyday

@lemin0u Месяц назад

His personality and voice changed too somehow

@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Месяц назад

@@lemin0u hm. Maybe it’s a clone, like Paul McCartney

@rusalkarogers6599 4 года назад

When I show up to the tour and they aren’t singing a Pitt bull song I will ask for a refund.

@poopyanimations950 4 года назад

Rusalka Rogers 👌

@illegalsubstance953 4 года назад

I would ask for a whole new Kurtis Drew and Danny

@monctrum 4 года назад

Pitbull NEEDS to do a Genius Interview.

@chynnhowe 4 года назад

monctrum xd Holy crap this comment needs so many more likes.

@carissasaffachaerani9409 4 года назад

some underrated comment right here

@jessi9375 4 года назад

Exactly what I was thinking !!!

@meriah10 4 года назад

He would be so confused trying to explain his own gibberish lol

@melodyhaase8929 4 года назад

This is such a Genuis idea!

@sourpatchsquid5445 2 года назад

Here we can see the levels of anxiety Kurtis: unsure of himself but having a good time Danny: decently confident but a bit insecure Drew: Drew.

@robin_ch 2 года назад

Drew.

@doxaweit 2 года назад

Drew.

@weathermansam2 2 года назад

Drew.

@adyaparamitaputripratama2786 2 года назад

I love how Drew's just... Drew

@notcindymae 2 года назад

Drew.

@ParadoxRein Год назад

Kurtis is the friend who is funny but is too worried to mess up on jokes to where they say nothing while danny and drew are so crackheaded that they compliment each other perfectly

@itonyamovie4521 Год назад

OMG DHYRBFYTY SLAT

@calowenby1654 Год назад

Well-put.

@IkeaSquid 2 месяца назад

YOOO it's my old account

@piercegeorge1450 4 года назад

This entire video was filmed on TikTok using the triple clone feature

@lydia1630 4 года назад

I was the 665th like and I envy the person who liked it after me

@clarap8351 4 года назад

Nah, kurtis and then the twin thing. They do not look like kurtis

@piercegeorge1450 4 года назад

Lydia Alice oh shit how did this get this many likes LMFAO

@dionysuspersona4039 4 года назад

@@clarap8351 them looking like kurtis isnt the point, it's that they act alike

@clarap8351 4 года назад

dulcetst well I would say Danny and drew are the OG. Nothing against kurtis but it seems like he acts like them to be funny, or included

@queensoapy 4 года назад

Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates getting together to discuss philosophical

@featherqueen3184 4 года назад

Zynischcide philosophical what?

@pelosuelto70 4 года назад

Lyrics from Pitbull I'm assuming

@aryesh7724 4 года назад

@@featherqueen3184 philosophical. they're discussing philosophical. what more do you need huh

@michelle6700 4 года назад

skksks so you mean philosophy

@maym8428 4 года назад

ms shrek no

@winstonrweber 2 года назад

As someone who knows next to nothing about Pitbull, hearing these out of context lyrics meant to be spoken with Latin seduction spoken by three rhythmless awkward boys makes me feel as though I belong.

@koiifsh Год назад

lol same

@kitten17566 2 года назад

Kurtis’ energy is like when two people in one class invite you to be a part of their study group but they were friends first so you’re just glad to be included but don’t know how to keep up with their vibe yet.

@zy7422 4 года назад

All three of them saying something in sync is the most entertaining and simultaneously the scariest thing ever

@no_peace 4 года назад

That's a distant second to the synchronized fuckboy hand rubbing

@livcaitbff 4 года назад

They are all the same person

@Iron678Maiden 4 года назад

\\ Zy // they’re like a cult doing a religious sacrifice .

@aghost7597 4 года назад

*MEET ME AT THE HOTEL ROOM*

@ayej26 4 года назад

\\ Zy // At some point in tha past I used to watch their videos individually and kept thinking “damn. He goes through different hairstyles real quick!” Lmao

@satirenate8340 4 года назад

This all started because they were bumping to Pitbull on their tour bus

@Astr0_Man 4 года назад

And they actually heard the lyrics XD

@lavenderlaceration 4 года назад

@@Astr0_Man that's the shocking part

@atgmaildotcom9718 4 года назад

Maxmillians sex slave this all started when people in the comments section when people said they look the same

@phexwor8433 4 года назад

how come in every comment section of every youtube i’ve ever watched, there is someone with your pfp

@charlienovacastor5652 4 года назад

He literally said that at the beginning of the video tho

@spinalcordinc 2 года назад

me, an empath: I think Pitbull wants us to meet him in the hotel room

@geekgirl_luv4262 Год назад

Deanna Troi is that you?

@codexstudios Год назад

I get that reference!

@dothmotherknowyouwearth Год назад

Not “make it so!” Because I don’t want to go to his hotel room

@foxja1 2 года назад

Fun fact: the song where he’s like “we might not live tomorrow..”, in the third grade we took the tune and made a parody about the water cycle

@adrienneczerni6516 2 года назад

Drop the lyrics man

@kwiatkowykwiatek9614 2 года назад

@@adrienneczerni6516 people need to hear it

@timeforproblems 2 года назад

only thinking of the water cycle song

@ShinyHunterMuck 2 года назад

Please share I need to know the lyrics 😭😭

@canyounot2102 4 года назад

I love seeing Kurtis getting more comfortable around them *_character development_*

@nat-je8jc 4 года назад

SKSKSKSKSK

@nat-je8jc 4 года назад

P.s im not a vsco girl

@urmumgay1122 4 года назад

@@nat-je8jc if you had to say that you're not one then you probably are.

@sofiakms1622 4 года назад

@@urmumgay1122 i am not a milionaire

@aperson-jg3rn 4 года назад

No he isn't, he's becoming one with them

@nicloren2220 4 года назад

I looked chonky coke up , and the urban dictionary says only pibull knows

@thelarisa 3 года назад

This is my favorite comment, thank you for exploring this because I was about to 😂

@nicloren2220 3 года назад

@@thelarisa bro , had to , i needed to know , and i needed to know right then

@Alderwood 3 года назад

Exact definition: Chonky Coke Words made by Pitbull because he can't rhyme Just like he can't rhyme the word Kodak "Yo dude what does Chonky Coke mean?" "Idk man only Pitbull knows"

@saneman. 3 года назад

Annabell Lancaster lMAO

@literallywhatdoiputhere408 3 года назад

actually it says he said that cause he can't rhyme

@skittstuff Год назад

I love how exhausted 'well, here go some egg whites' sounded. It was like a dad who just dropped the sandwich he spent 10 minutes putting together. 'Fuck there goes the egg whites. God dammit, I spent so much time on those!'

@Mort-ko7lj 10 месяцев назад

It's for when you have to seperate out the whites from the yolk but you break the yolk.

@chelnahtheegghead 2 года назад

As soon as Drew said, “Nothing rhymes with ‘Kodak’” (I know it was a joke), I literally couldn’t stop thinking of words that rhyme with Kodak. Back, pack, sack, yak, lack, Mac, rack, wack, Iraq, hack, knack. There’s probably more. Seriously Pitbull? You couldn’t think of _any_ of these?!

@calowenby1654 2 года назад

I personally thought of "Throwback" when that lyric was read, but all these make loads of sense as well.

@chelnahtheegghead 2 года назад

@@calowenby1654 Ooh! I like yours, though. “Throwback” would match the number of syllables in “Kodak”.

@elusivemayfly7534 2 года назад

Ooooo-slow track is one, like a slow song.

@Moonwillow76 2 года назад

The first word that popped into my mind was kayak, so there's that, too.

@s1kawais Год назад

I thought of Big Shaq.

@itssheena9688 4 года назад

Genius needs to invite Pitbull .He owes us an explanation.

@almondmilk738 3 года назад

woah

@almondmilk738 3 года назад

i didn’t even know you could add emojis to your username lmao

@iipinkfrxgyt395 3 года назад

Its Sheena🙆 ur username scared me I thought I was tripping lol

@BLANKONTOP 3 года назад

Dude, I didnt know you could add emojis to your name lmao

@alia.1041 3 года назад

@Nolan Takle i mean... doja cat came on... so if she can say something he can too

@caromelette 4 года назад

i'm so glad kurtis is talking more. he seems comfortable with his new parents

@exzkay2468 4 года назад

I can’t tell who Kurtis is please help

@idonthavealottosay 4 года назад

@@exzkay2468 the one on the left

@maxwell1364 4 года назад

*parent

@bridget5303 4 года назад

haha! u silly, u! those aren’t his parents :) those are his friends hope this helps xx (obviously i know they were joking....)

@ghostboi9775 4 года назад

@tilsbils 54 thats not the sub theres no "h" and more "o"s its also not funny wooshing people on RU-vid

@Pollyjpocket 2 года назад

I remember listening to Tonight in the car with my parents and my dad turned the volume down and told me to never let someone convince me to do anything with them under the guise that the world will end...I still think about that to this day ☠️

@flabbergasted1 2 года назад

alternative title: Kurtis trying to find a good sitting position for 15 minutes

@camilainfame 4 года назад

Pitbull is lowkey two ten year old kids standing on top of each other with a big coat, pretending to be a fourty plus yo man

@nee.c.s 4 года назад

Don't you mean Vincent Adultman?

@camilainfame 4 года назад

@@nee.c.s duuuuude, yes.

@givensurname1296 4 года назад

@@camilainfame - I knew Bojack was wrong about Vincent Adultman! He was obviously just *two* kids stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat, not *three.* Silly, Bojack.

@13quizz 4 года назад

Don’t be silly. It’s just Vincent Adultman in a baldcap

@ghiblihoe 4 года назад

pitbull is 38 u uncultured swine

@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587 3 года назад

what pitbull is doing in the songs: * hooking up with donkeys * king konging people *Robbing places TONIGHT

@megmorningstar4250 3 года назад

Idk why, but king konging people had me dying 😂

@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587 3 года назад

@@megmorningstar4250 XD

@newyorksquid 3 года назад

kirigiri kirigiri jing jing

@spookyho5994 3 года назад

CAUSE WE MIGHT NOT GET TOMORROW

@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587 3 года назад

@@spookyho5994 hahaha

@trash1804 2 года назад

The lyrics to Pitbull’s songs feel like when you enter the lyrics of a non-English song into Google translate and expect it to make sense, but it just comes out as random nonsense that’s completely unrelated.

@Kiddzo. 2 месяца назад

The way Pitbull describes sexual things is like when kids write wattpad fan-fictions and they use other words to describe sex.

@joserosario7264 4 года назад

Kurtis on his channel: *absolute crackhead energy* Kurtis with Danny and Drew: *completely chill and kinda confused*

@jadinlizana2331 4 года назад

And awkwardly seeking approval😂

@thatguyagain2981 3 года назад

That isn't "crackhead energy" crackhead energy is dangling from a bridge pissing on the cars going by

@calilamirra9096 3 года назад

2:35 if that face doesnt say "crackhead" idk what does Edit: and so does 3:09

@joserosario7264 3 года назад

@@thatguyagain2981 I don't mean physically on crack like??? It's just a phrase to describe someone as acting crazy/wild

@thatguyagain2981 3 года назад

@@joserosario7264 I mean, I guess, but it's a misleading term if you ask me idk

@catcakee1018 4 года назад

I love when all 3 of them are talking about different things and you can't hear anything

@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 4 года назад

CATCAKEE101 two of them plus clone*

@molono1451 4 года назад

That was worse in Drew's video

@agni760 4 года назад

I love your pfp

@prixxm_4350 4 года назад

i can understand every word cuz me and all my friends do the same thing •-•

@saltyysnails 4 года назад

i love when they’re all trying to say the same thing so it’s just echoes of the same sentence

@Miwwens 8 месяцев назад

Kurtis looks like a younger sibling who was allowed to hang out with the older one’s friends

@shadophaxx2401 Год назад

Yes, I'm a simp. S: Meet me I: At the M: Hotel P: Room

@malloryconroy3161 4 года назад

drew danny and kurtis being different people? take a picture of *that* with a kodak

@nasyrhorace6489 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CookingMyWay 4 года назад

I would love to see him sponsored by Honey! 😂 and also I would love it for my Channel, too. 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊🙌🏻

@grace-xs1id 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Amyahisdrama 4 года назад

@@ragnarok9234 Why

@ragnarok9234 4 года назад

@@Amyahisdrama THAT MANY EMOJIS IS FUCKING ABSURD

@ashleyloyola6980 4 года назад

as someone who grew up with this music i have no idea why any adult would play this around me as a kid

@ArturGlass.C 4 года назад

Same. I used to love his music as a kid because it was very catchy and I didn't listen to anything he was saying but now I'm confused by why his music was popular in the place ? There's only adults in the music industry.

@marimidoriya6059 4 года назад

Yeah, same??

@bakhrom2145 4 года назад

Relatable

@bakhrom2145 4 года назад

@katja kafka is that rude or somthin? Not sure but yeah.

@Ivn._ 4 года назад

Same

@nnn326 2 года назад

"she says she won't but I bet she will " is the worst because manipulating someone into changing a "no" into a fake "yes" is rape y'all

@placeholderdoe Год назад

I was thinking that it sounds like he wants to raps someone

@maffe_distroyer Год назад

Then the rest of song he pass drooling over that girl who is not interested

@treslechestogo Год назад

Yesssss

@universalpower419 Год назад

Really? That's cool.

@FreshestCool Год назад

I don’t know

@rudeTXTmoa Год назад

I love how they all collectively laugh to each other's jokes, *now that's true friendship*

@greengracie2006 4 года назад

I love how every time Danny has to reenact Pitbull's interaction with a girl he turns to Kurtis

@indracharlene3675 3 года назад

😂

@kai-sp7ey 3 года назад

@@indracharlene3675 jnu7

@sophiegravolin 3 года назад

True love

@greengracie2006 3 года назад

Devin Ians we stan

@jessiwalker9427 3 года назад

@Devin Ians lol go watch the Calabasas between the three of them about tik tok it really shows lol it's great tho

@senrioflove 4 года назад

I had to use my inhaler for the first time in 10 years because i was laughing too hard, so I really might not have tomorrow if I have another asthma attack watching the 10 minutes left

@itsmeemrys9221 4 года назад

Are you okay?

@senrioflove 4 года назад

@@itsmeemrys9221 yeah, but I got rediagnosed with asthma lmao

@LunaQur 4 года назад

LETS DO IT THENN QUICKK

@thatrantinggirl7376 4 года назад

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious....

@heyryanisonx3141 4 года назад

You are truly greg

@cryingovermagnetic 2 года назад

i love the absolute shock and disgust in drew's voice when he goes "FOR WHAT???" at 5:55

@tricksfollies9549 2 года назад

The best part of this video is when Danny shoots Kurtis with his ass and Drew yells, “Kurtis! No! He’s not going to make it!” And Kurtis clutching his chest saying, “Tell Pitbull I love him!”

@katie_bracco 4 года назад

*Do you and Drew share custody for Kurtis?*

@hailmuse 4 года назад

There's no contest, Dan is alone :'(

@bleckybob 4 года назад

Sadly, this is just the same guy using camera tricks

@thenewpyt4331 4 года назад

No, Danny is a single mom

@OwOlord9000 4 года назад

And Drew is the Godmother.

@bthereal 4 года назад

kustody

@ServingOthers99 4 года назад

Legend has it, if you say “meet me at the hotel room” three times in your bathroom mirror with the lights off, you can summon Pitbull and his chonky Coke

@jessicacoldren4413 4 года назад

this made me laugh out loud for reals

@itsdametime6376 4 года назад

I tried this, it worked

@tenelum9865 4 года назад

It... worked... he’s in my house... the Chonky. Coke... It burns through your skin like acid... I have mere minutes to live.. Edit: I hear “Go to the hotel room” blasting in the halls... Edit: THE CHONKY ONE IS HERE OH GOD OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT BURNS

@ServingOthers99 4 года назад

Love y’all watch out for pitbull

@axolotlbagel7950 4 года назад

My friend did it........I never saw them ever again.......

@marytesic1540 2 года назад

When I was little I used to think that Pitbull was a lyrical genius making every word so flowy, it never occurred to me that maybe he's just saying gibberish😂😂😂

@raziahnetwork 3 месяца назад

can we please bring back this trio? i feel it’s the only way to have a good 2024

@cursedffr 4 года назад

The best thing is that in "timber" music video at like 2 sec in, you can see a donkey

@Yvvxxie 4 года назад

no thing omg

@nabibee 4 года назад

lmao pitbull's seriously into beastiality, first his name now the constant references to donkeys and king kong

@pandagal9805 4 года назад

@Juan Cortez Muro 🤔

@cursedffr 4 года назад

@@pandagal9805 did u click in that link? Cuz I'm kinda afraid that's another virus thing

@pandagal9805 4 года назад

@no thing no, but i really want to know what it is??

@netanyamusic 4 года назад

Donkeys: *exists Pitbull: 👁👄👁

@jay.dec4y 4 года назад

netanya this doesn’t make sense to me but I like it.

@bowmanc.7439 4 года назад

I think it might be because donkeys are also called ass. So he just thought donkey means ass(body part)

@hyterleaf754 4 года назад

@@bowmanc.7439 you dont need to explain what is ass

@aerylm.9463 4 года назад

D O N K E H !

@bals6442 4 года назад

Donkey: exists Pitbull: 😫🍆💦

@ExistentialBaguette 2 года назад

I am quite drunk and the first 12 seconds actually made me cold sweat with terror. I don’t know why. I’m sure these three are good guys but the should never do an opening like that again.

@itzneonblueotherchannel2921 25 дней назад

Never get drunk while watching their video's 😭

@S1RT0RTUR3 8 дней назад

What?

@krushamae 2 года назад

the way y’all were chanting “meet me at the hotel room” sounded so ominous lmao it was like a curse 💀

@tambrehope6559 4 года назад

“Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey” When Drew grabbed Danny but Danny grabbed Kurtis I felt that

@s_w_a_t9357 4 года назад

OOF 100

@Pasunpuffin 4 года назад

Tbh same

@faolair3320 4 года назад

I smell a love triangle

@s_w_a_t9357 4 года назад

@@faolair3320 I smell terrorism

@bonhll8070 4 года назад

Faolair Love triangles r sleep Polyam shit is woke rn

@kaylagriffith 4 года назад

Kurtis, blink twice if you’re being held hostage.

@isabellefleszar5851 4 года назад

Kayla Griffith he won’t stop blinking, what does that mean????!

@OwOlord9000 4 года назад

Kurtis.exe has stopped working.

@kaylagriffith 4 года назад

Isabelle Fleszar HAHAHAHAHA.

@mekahmed 4 года назад

@@CookingMyWay Click thin air?

@duckyducky541 4 года назад

@@CookingMyWay Click the report button?

@silas-whatever 2 месяца назад

I've watched this video like 10 times and every single time Drew's terrified "Dalé??" at 4:11 and "Pretty pretty please with a chonky on top?" at 6:07 makes me laugh like an idiot

@way2dead4u 2 года назад

I just love how they all synced up when they said "I'm gonna drink more than I should NEXT WEEK"

@PrincessBMwebe 4 года назад

Hearing Kurtis say “that badonkadonk” cleared my skin

@renshedd_960 4 года назад

Princess Mwebe tImEstAmp PleAsE

@ghorestes 4 года назад

@@renshedd_960 5:30

@morningloryplays2763 4 года назад

@fazesmiteharvey4264 4 года назад

😂

@axolotlbagel7950 4 года назад

I lost 100 pounds after that

@rainbwdash 3 года назад

i feel like pitbull uses a random word generator for his lyrics

@rzindler 3 года назад

yes it sounds like something put through google translate a million times

@maxbenjamin7212 3 года назад

He's just really unlucky and keeps getting donkey

@rainbwdash 3 года назад

@@maxbenjamin7212 LMFAO true though

@MochaFur1 3 года назад

"this biggity boy's a diggity dog"

@rainbwdash 3 года назад

@@MochaFur1 okay now for that line i’m pretty sure he got inspo from mickey mouse

@HyperInkling 10 месяцев назад

Danny, Drew AND Kurtis all in the same room?! … picture that with a kodak

@delena4evertvd267 2 года назад

i’ve never watched a video of them all together and Kurtis seems so shy and quiet when he’s with them lol but he’s also smiling the whole time and it’s so cute.

@dizzybooth7284 4 года назад

The three witches from macbeth casting spells (2019, colourised)

@mariumkazmi9489 4 года назад

This deserves more likes

@seanisgone5413 4 года назад

@unnamed_rayan7877 4 года назад

@benniesaur 4 года назад

@arichan4084 4 года назад

@abelgamelin8836 4 года назад

What’s funny is that kurtis looks the most hardcore out of the three but is actually the most innocent out of all of them.

@sarina3607 4 года назад

hes a soft boy

@talkingtoawall5123 4 года назад

@@sarina3607 nuu he's a HARD Boii (as he says he is xD)

@lyndaba865 4 года назад

irrelevant but i love kurtis sm omg he's so 🥺🥺🥺

@vivgreen6872 4 года назад

toe omfg same hes baby 🥺

@josephmckeage3336 4 года назад

Must be the Mandela Effect

@kalliedeel 11 месяцев назад

if it makes you feel better, the mazes and seacrest line is actually “What Im involved with is deeper than the Masons, baby, baby. My grannys from Cuba, But Im an American Idol getting money like Seacrest” which makes slightly more sense

@julio_is_coolio Год назад

I would like to draw yalls attention to the only Pitbull lyric I actually like (aka don't think it's hot garbage): "Cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me." -International Love

@caromelette 4 года назад

the pure chaotic energy emanating from these three... chaotic good kurtis chaotic neutral danny chaotic evil drew

@destinyfarmer3581 4 года назад

Legit 😂

@onetwo5394 4 года назад

i LOVE this wow

@claire-wv9ii 4 года назад

caromelette 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣itsssss trueee toooooo😂😂😂😂😂

@RoleplayHost 4 года назад

yeah that sounds about right

@lotusthemermaid 4 года назад

This is so accurate

@emilijamarinkovic3571 4 года назад

I love how Kurtis is kinda shy around them

@thezephyred 4 года назад

Emilija Marinkovic it's cuz he's babie 🥺

@rebeccaemily6203 4 года назад

ikr it's so cute

@minikipp8549 4 года назад

He’s like he’s their little brother

@someofyallaretoosensitive9465 4 года назад

i love ur name

@cuttage638 4 года назад

hes so cuteeeeee

@bitterestlem0n 2 года назад

the "is that slang?" "for *WHAT??*" fucking kills me

@gravikiran 2 года назад

the amount of r@pe references in his lyrics 😭😭

@emilysue81 4 года назад

So maybe pitbull writes the songs in spanish and uses google translate to write them in english

@emilysue81 4 года назад

@Rebecca Mason Este muchacho del biggity es un perro de diggity

@fm.9783 4 года назад

Emily Heinen LMAOOOO

@rafie281 4 года назад

Or the part of the brain that is used for writing/ literacy skills is nonexistent

@jasper3706 4 года назад

@@rafie281 He knows more about sex than a five year old but less about language than a five year old, which is a weird contradiction

@hyde1893 4 года назад

i've never been a pitbull fan so i never listened to his music in spanish, but now i HAVE to, i swear it's going to be just as ridiculous

@cassyw7852 4 года назад

“The booty shot me” ...guess you could call it an.. *ASSault rifle*

@certifiedsploink 4 года назад

oh god-

@Space_Pencil 4 года назад

LOL

@mjfadeaway22 4 года назад

Just as effective for shooting schools

@ServingOthers99 4 года назад

Lil Wayne’s gonna use this in a song

@gitsurfer27 4 года назад

THOTgun?

@munkhjin9104 3 месяца назад

The way Drew read “My Granny’s from Cuba” line cracks me up SMOMAOOAOAJSJSBWBWJSJBW

@evanescence7583 2 года назад

Pit bulls songs sound like he’s trying to remember Donkey Kongs name

@gwyngravitt7666 3 года назад

i looked up “chonky coke” on urban dictionary and the definition is “words made by pit bull cause he cant rhyme just like he cant rhyme the word kodak”💀

@vocalcalibration8033 3 года назад

Oh god. They didn't need to kill him.

@gwyngravitt7666 3 года назад

@@vocalcalibration8033 omfg you fuckin killed him

@zoombini1831 3 года назад

Someone who watched this definitely wrote that

@gwyngravitt7666 3 года назад

@@zoombini1831 i’m sure it is but it’s still good

@amogus787 3 года назад

I didn’t believe you, so I searched it, and omg you really weren’t kidding 😂

@beenvm 3 года назад

Kurtis in this video: awkwardly being the third wheel on his two dads date

@fraise9493 3 года назад

@fbiagent5616 3 года назад

Not really, it’s just a strange man talking to himself, thinking there are other people

@curranfrank2854 3 года назад

@@fbiagent5616 Were you surveilling them? Do you have proof they're the same person?

@Seanlynchthegrinch 3 года назад

EXACTLY

@snaxolotol_7637 3 года назад

@@curranfrank2854 They are. You can see the similarities .

@bespectacledheroine7292 2 года назад

I started paying attention to the lyrics of modern pop 9-10 years ago and was looking around in bemusement, like is nobody else seeing this? It’s very validating to see distance putting into perspective for people how “not it” lyrics like these are.

@asafupps 4 года назад

“The most creative way to say nothing” how is that so accurate

@elmerwilber3308 4 года назад

@asafupps 4 года назад

@@elmerwilber3308 *,*

@min_says_h3110 4 года назад

@asafupps 4 года назад

@@min_says_h3110 *-*

@ok-kf3qk 4 года назад

@moriartyssidekick 4 года назад

Pitbull be like: _why waste time say lot word when few word do trick_

@noelanoelanoelanoelanoela 4 года назад

less word money make

@alliecase7674 4 года назад

diana this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

@jastell3725 4 года назад

He’s speaking the language of the gods...... or maybe just Kevin....... or maybe they are the same things😮

@catsforever4258 4 года назад

Are you saying Sea World, or see /the/ world

@Thawah 4 года назад

HAHAHAHA

@maxkershner-hammond1841 2 года назад

4:25 I'm not sure why that made me laugh so hard, but its absolute gold

@bishop56 Год назад

I love that they’re all giggling so much. Mostly Kurtis

@josieb9823 4 года назад

Urban Dictionary for Chonky Coke: "Words made by pit bull cause he can't rhyme Just like he cant ryhme the word kodak " "Yo dude what does chonky coke mean" "Idk man only pitbull knows"

@Notmyname1593 4 года назад

I thought chonky meant big or thick. Kinda like chunky.

@bowmanc.7439 4 года назад

DugThatOutMyself I thought it’s just chunks. So he somehow congealed coke and is eating it in chunks

@hollywyton7901 4 года назад

I searched this up it's true-

@jenclearhearts 4 года назад

Taylor Jo Blackham I had to look this up and yep, you’re right 😂

@cassualtea2040 3 года назад

@@Notmyname1593 same but like that doesnt make sense either since chonky usually refers to lil chubby pets.

@riven2715 4 года назад

Kurtis on his channel by himself: 😎⛓😏 Kurtis collabing: 🤗🌷🌈

@supernova9563 4 года назад

IKR LMAOO

@miss.mysterie 4 года назад

💀💀LMFAO

@sana._.8040 4 года назад

lollll

@meowrchl97 4 года назад

What

@autumnfortier4400 4 года назад

Don’t forget how tiny he looks compared to Danny and Drew

@vedantbhard 2 года назад

"in lebanon, the women are bomb" yo that didn't age very well.

@SophicSalt Год назад

Kurtis is like the one in the friend group that gets pushed behind everyone when the sidewalk narrows

@limeadel303 4 года назад

“ *Tonight, Tonight, Tonight* you will _die_ “ - Pitbull

@savhannah9889 4 года назад

Actually that's tomorrow. That's why we gotta do *everything* tonight.

@-Manky 4 года назад

@@savhannah9889 yeah right NOW!!!!!! Wanna? Lol

@indianheadlogan 4 года назад

In a drive by crossbowing

@thatsgrim4309 4 года назад

@@indianheadlogan oddly specific but okay

@CookingMyWay 4 года назад

Only true fans of Danny can click this! (wish I had true fans 💙👇🏻)gifting first 20 subscribers🙌🏻

@mariafausti3128 4 года назад

whenever they chant the lyrics together it sounds like a satanic cult

@whyrainy3294 4 года назад

where can i sign up?

@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 года назад

g i v e

@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 года назад

m e

@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 года назад

e v e r y t h i n g

@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 года назад

t o n i g h t

@redwaytoo 3 месяца назад

1:19 "it's my chocolate attack"

@that-evan-guy Год назад

8:17 me when I make a merengue

@buffyside8420 4 года назад

Petition for a song from Danny called “Next Thursday” ✋

@OwOlord9000 4 года назад

YES!! Here, I'll sign, Eri OwO

@mallorielouann546 4 года назад

**signed*

@bluehuman9491 4 года назад

✋ I’m here

@smolone1623 4 года назад

yes!

@aidan_1105 4 года назад

Make a poll

@elisa-bi9xd 4 года назад

“every song is about how tonight is the night, and we only have tonight. that is some nineteen year old horseshit” -john mulaney

@dixxiesk 4 года назад

If John Mulaney had three sons, Danny, Drew and Kurtis would be them lmao

@JudyBarazi13 4 года назад

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@DrX-dh6th 4 года назад

*throws sand in the girls eyes in the club* Now I’ve thrown them off their rhythm! STREET SMARTS!

@localbisaster 4 года назад

How about next Wednesday?

@rachelbharath8417 4 года назад

Oh you're in Dallas next Wednesday?

@elizabetht308 Год назад

comfort video

@rudeTXTmoa Год назад

your the best for saying that

@carafeeley 2 года назад

Drew: Oldest child. Kurtis: Middle child. Danny: Youngest child.

@cazzage 4 года назад

It's kinda funny watching Kurtis make a joke and then nervously looking around for approval

@nootdraws 4 года назад

Blue he’s human Kermit

@supernova9563 4 года назад

i love him

@CookingMyWay 4 года назад

As a magic Channel I totally agree with you, my friend! Blessings 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊

@thifanny7298 4 года назад

i love that

@cutekitty588 4 года назад

I thought I was the only one that noticed 😂

@trinityb.6837 4 года назад

"It's like, every lyric he has is a threat to an innocent woman" kurtis i love you

@schuesslerlauren 4 года назад

That's my mayor

@idkwhatusernametouse5868 4 года назад

he’s too easy to love

@killjinxx 4 года назад

naura azizah your English is impeccable

@laycebug3260 4 года назад

he’s always being a feminist

@retroscarecrow6841 4 года назад

Yes mayor Kurtis of kurtistown

@indigo8036 2 месяца назад

Three grown men not figuring out that Chonky Coke is probably cocaine

@erikapavedtheway Месяц назад

danny mentioned cocaine but then said he thought it was the drink because the c in coke was capitalised

@Sarahkara1313 5 месяцев назад

I love when Drew and Danny make videos with their son. This is the only family channel IIII support

@bishoplxxiv4970 4 года назад

y’all bullied jeremy renner into deleting his app now y’all gonna make pitbull delete his music 😔

@kencali3303 4 года назад

I wish with all my soul he would.

@Musicandlyrics2400 4 года назад

Wow I wonder if he actually deleted it because people made fun of it

@kiwi1361 4 года назад

Good!

@Multilovinglove 4 года назад

@@Musicandlyrics2400 no it was because trolls were able to get into the app and ruin it for others

@CHET_CHADDINGTON 4 года назад

Thank Christ. I think we as a human species would evolve if Pitbull stopped making his shit music.

@combust__ 4 года назад

Kurtis alone: *Edgy smart boi* Kurtis with a friend: *Giggly and seeking for approval* Kurtis with his big brothers: *Confused but having a good time*

@brigard_brick1952 4 года назад

Lolll😂

@quoshtard1510 4 года назад

very true and very endearing and adorable

@pissapocalypse 4 года назад

Hes just the most wholesome boy

@tristanchaplin392 4 года назад

You mean brother

@plain_jay3307 3 года назад

Hina _ that my life as well

@valkyrie9646 2 года назад

That's so nice that Kurtis' mom let him play with the big boys.

@jameszilla2000 Год назад

are we gonna ignore the fact that drew grabbed danny when the lyrics said “grab somebody sexy, tell ‘em hey” …maybe that one fanfic they read together wasn’t so inaccurate after all 🤔😳😟 this is a joke if you couldn’t tell