The Ultimate Commentary Video (w/ Kurtis Conner and Danny Gonzalez) 

moth man exactly

I mean - Danny said he's the bi-expert.

@@oldico5597 bee-sexual

dannys the bee master

Insert bee movie

Pascal I was trying to figure out what it stands for. But yeah cancer me dance makes the most sense.

I have no idea what's going on wut

Isn't it like.. Actually.. "see"..?

Lajos Csenge yeah but I thought it was probably like a double meaning, like you pronounce it as “see” but it also stands for cancer or smth, just seemed the most likely to me since the mc has cancer and it seemed like they were trying to be clever lol

I honestly thought it was like C (see) me dance...

hehe kutris

kutris 💞

Sorry I use text to speech because of my dyslexia it must have misheard me

@halfwayhappy no need to apologise haha i just found it funny because in my language "cutre" means "poorly done" so "cutris" sounds like an endearing way of saying that to someone

@@lu-__- omg that’s funny. What language do you speak. Right now I’m learning Hungarian and Japanese

I’m pretty sure all tall girl did was make people feel uncomfortable about their height

@@placeholderdoe I don't even think it made people insecure, just uncomfortable like you said.

That makes me think of the Antichrist Willem Dafoe penis story.

It’s funny bc there is something to be said about how being perceived as tall or broad for a girl can manifest in insecurity, or have a negative stigma, but u really cheapen the potential for a good story by overstating and cartoonifying the issue lol. It’s like having a movie called “Scrawny Boy,” “Flat-Chested Girl” or “Curvy Boy” lmao.

​@@Kaido711Yeah, I'm the same height as the actress, and while definitely for men like me it's seen as desireable, but literally millions of people like and prefer tall women. Also, idk about you but Curvy Boy sounds hot af, I'd love that

They are all a singular hivemind

@@invisibleghost3820 mooo

moo

super weirdo why moo?

@@Me-jc1er MOOO

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

Ana Marcelino you beat me to it

How can you be a Tall Girl when your name is Little Man

J E Tru you have a point

But ur photo is brown hair...

Confirmed: what happened

And the curly hair genes got a little missed up but otherwise same person

@@ollie.1564yeah kurtis got most of them and danny got the rest.. drew got none

i picked up the motion he does w his arms there😭

Fallowed by "You like it though, right?"

hey guys its me pretty on-the-spot :(

:(((

Like when that one guy hangs with cody Ko and Noel Miller

hey guys its me OOF TRUE

it feels like middle brother energy too

We Are Two Different People and Kurtis

Im literally Curtis without the Sadboi style/looks :(

Thing *the Bible* Thing #2 *that says the bibble* Thing *YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE LORD*

They fought over him in another video so it evens out a bit.

4:06

this comment made me go back and look at the thumbnail of this video and it literally made me bust out laughing at Kurtis’ ears they look so goofy to me lmao

obsessed with this comment, what does milktoast smile mean?

Milktoast is my favorite descriptor I’ve ever seen holy shit

@@LaikasFriend Milktoast refers to something that's bland so I'm calling good ol Kurt boy's smile bland. It's just so neutral and unwavering

@@No-uf8xp Same, but it's been one of those words that once I learn it I try to wedge it into every sentence possible but the hype kinda disapates after a while. I need to bring it back into my vocab lmao

I've watched it and it legit has multiple 15 minute scenes of men rubbing themselves

nurse, holding up my newborn baby: he’s beautiful! me, crossing my arms and eying baby suspiciously: so you’re the new guy huh?

i gave you 1k likes 🙈

シ Sᴛᴀʀʀʏ Nɪɢʜᴛs シ you have 1000 accounts?

Yo DaD yea 👀😳

@@i95mgc oh

Kurtis is an obvious Buttercup.

They fit their colors too

Omg

some one needs to draw this!

Holy shit

Yes lol

11:02

Everybody gangsta till the devil starts speaking enchantment table

Do your part to get this comment to 666 likes - almost there!

Everyone chill until Satan starts singing Jack Stauber’s lyrics

Axel Kai oH SHIT-

Aye is that the picture from super monkey ball on a snowboard?

he's such an innocent bean here

It's so cute when he's just kind of sitting there and giggling at the other guys' jokes

kurtis is always baby boy

sorry to say this but kurtis radiates big third wheel energy

@@imacupcake but he doesnt

this comment is very accurate

His *what-*

foster? he sounds and looks exactly like drew 😭

*dad

Parent*

No earrape clap 0/5 stars

It’s just for when we visit kurtistown, not for when he visits our house

Tennis Steve beautifully said 🙏

technically his and danny’s were extra greeting

The Brazilian title is like "high standard crush". It work in our language

Lol 😂

Aren’t we all...

😑

Me when I hang out with friends

@@morganc25 no

Ahror an introvert is not somebody who doesn’t like talking/doesn’t talk much.. introverts just get tired w social interaction. If a person sucks at social interaction it isn’t bc they’re an introvert, it’s bc they suck at social interaction. - an outgoing introvert

Oh. My. Dionysus.

Oh fr? What about the videos with just 2 of them

@@ohno7432 you suffer

@@ohno7432 still the guy in the middle is the owner of the channel........ o_o *SUSPENSE MUSIC*

Yeah Danny is in the middle

It’s so cool!

This is an underrated comment lol

Confused about his sexuality

12:33 "You like it though, right? I know you're the bee guy"

@@pugsquad448 because he's a bi-man ;)

@@dani-pt4pw how, it is literally a *qoute* they didn't need brains,humor, irony or anything that makes something funny he literally just needs to watch the video which is something he's already planning to

and get cody ko and noel miller for it

Short boi

That’s already a song

“ Tiny Man “ - Starring Frank Ireo ( sorry my emo is showing )

Ragnarok Loki is Best Loki WAIT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE

Well there where 2 greetings already , the what's up Greg and the hey guy . They are extra greetings

only one person greeted you, drew just tried to edit in someone else but they’re clearly controlled by one person

Nate Fliehman Death it is.

They're bullying Kurtis 😭

omg i read dante's disco inferno in 7th grade it was so good. my favorite part was when dante met the devil in that ice thing and they had a disco party

holy shit you're right

~this comment wins~

They're all basically the same person

@@Kai-qv5yb 677lu0opyp0phppy

Aren’t they?

Holy shit, that is horrifying

Dude who is that

Woah

Holy

@@taratih me.

2k likes and no comments???

IKR

wtf

you know what they say, "true friends always finish each other's sneezes"

You love everything

fr tho we're all here for it

Now I feel awkward for thinking he's attractive

but wait if kurtis and danny were kissing while danny was away for 3 hours...

@@breadf5399 sweet home Alabama

@@ink.9 👀

I love you

I love yu

😂😂😂😂

I’m 13 and 5 10 and I can verify all y’all girls do this

Syd I’m also 13 but I’m 4’11 ._.

KokoMolly Roseheart no offense but nobody asked lol

Literally all the characters were like 5’5 and under, made her look like a 3 story building moving through the hallway (yes, I watched the movie, yes it was very cringe)

i TRUE OMGGG

Their arms are nakey

@@mayathedreamgirl1357 Same

@@cutleynurotic Thought I was the only one.

@@mayathedreamgirl1357 I actually got that ad watching one of Kurtis's video xD

Mimicking what Neil does in the scene they just watched, looking back and forth wide-eyed

bro went 🤨🤨🤨

Drugs

This is a joke

_Danny_ *Danny* Danny

The important question is who is comic sans

subpar 1224 I think drew is comic sans

yes,tsukki is hot.

chloe thats the funniest way of putting it

That's what a 6'1 girl would lie about to look normal 🤔🤔

face it you’re the tall girl

Straight lies

danny de la torre 😂😂😂

But u are gross.

…. Why do you know this

@@nudelsoppa832 maybe he watches pay gorn idk

they could abort the baby

I think that the reason was because it would be obvious if the girl was pregnant because it’s pretty recognizable when you see a girl with only stomach chub. I think they swapped because if the guy was pregnant, it’s not as noticeable??

Wow, can't believe how original that is

Yeah. It's funny as our teacher made us watch it yesterday so when it popped up in the video so I was glad to see it get roasted.

It’s raining *spits on then*

@@brothermanbrenden1607 bo burnham

My biggest insecurity has always been my height, so this movie makes me massively uncomfortable. 🙁

Anaida Rodrigues *two

And that thought... is gooby

9:13 is the embodiement of this

Thanks for making me actually laugh out loud

But then they're just continuously imitating each other throughout 😂

im 5'10" and sapphic and whenever i see a girl taller than me im like AAAAAAAAAAAA PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MARRY MEEEEEE. idk why some guys see it as a bad thing. i love tall women so much

HAHAHA

Your pfp is amazing also teehee

Love the pfp

Nice pfp

I cant tell what your pfp is

Boogie Booty lol 😂

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@@luthermorrisjr1657 ok 😻

If I'm poopin I'm loopin -From a DJ with chronic diarrhea

That girl also played Lexi on Ant Farm lmao

the birds and the bees, perhaps?

there are no birds in gay porn. bees and bees in this fucking movie.

When you have to ask if something’s gay porn, it’s most likely gay porn 😆

What movie was that??

@@bag.n yeah tell me too. (asking for a friend)

its the voice of mr millennial white man

In the end they're all the same person.

Dead

@@janerain13 damn why you gotta do them like that? 😂

@@KhayJayArt i had to do it to em

Exactly. That dude must get dunked on every day. Because he's short and plays poor defense.

@@raimarulightning And because he's afraid of basketballs. It's a very interesting story

My dad is 5'3" and... He is fine, I don't think people really make fun of height? It is not as if people are not like "oh shit, you are so short" to him, but... It's fine. Honestly, tho, even the tall girl movie was more her feeling bad than people actually making fun of her xD

They should've called it small tables

he's 5'7, he's like an inch under average and she's like 5 inches over it

Me too

Omg same

same :( im too tall.... 5 feet.....

Aurora Jenkins why a swedish exchange student though?

Ha! When will you learn you're just the tall girl?

alyssa We are three different people tour time!

@@Me-jc1er and they have a guest star.

@@RozyPoyo who looks like the same person as the other three people

Conspiracy

alyssa Danny, Danny 2, and Edgy Danny

Drew is default, danny is the seventh grade edition and Kurtis is the stoner edition

your creepy emo cousin omg yes

Danny, Danny, and Kurtis

different fonts if you will

Mm This the remix

theyre the same person if you watch it too lol

That's insane. They sound literally nothing alike. Drew is nasally, Kurtis speaks more slowly than the other two, and Danny sounds JUST like Danny Gonzalez (from RU-vid).

Tim DeGraw i think danny sounds more like danny gonzalez (from vine)

Dude I’m also doing the dishes while watching this

I cant do the dishes unless im watching something

Oh this is Danny's channel

Yeah, why the fuck did I subscribe? It got me nothing...

Werido Potatoe I'm subscribed to this one too, where the fuck is my EXTRA GREETING?!

I got you if your new here what’s up how’s it going how you doin how’s your day?.

@@dazedcitrine Danny's channel looks an awful lot like Drew's 🤔

F O L K S 👏

I LIKE UR PFP

I wish I could like this comment more than once.

he’s just nervous

WE GOT 3 GREETINGS

Bauer Roberts naaaah she Filipino

Tota Garboua oh yeah definitely

but then he ends up dsting his really tall best friend bc he likes him and is awfully stalkerish and possessive 😻

If you see the end of the movie it’s kind of about a short boy

And his height? 5 ft 8

Don’t be silly, LGBT folk don’t exist in bad high school fiction.

_RIGHT????!_

I heard about a guy who would only date girls over 6 feet tall because he wanted his kids to play basketball. :|

me, seeing a tall girl: 😍😍TOP ME TOP ME TOP ME😍😍 this trailer was really awkward for me to watch xdd

Demi Chaos What’s kind of game does a Lesbian Team play?

“You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

that’s what i thought!

Or the Devil’s Disco ;)))

That title should be saved for a better film

This gives (some) Christian movies a bad rap

**cut to those clips of Manny repeating Jeffree that Tana uses**

Agent Stache *cut to a clip of me manically scrolling through the comments to see who’s comment i unknowingly copied*

exhalesara c: so wholesome

He’s been third wheeling since 1986

he's precious

natalie c really

That would’ve blew the roof

at the same time.

What do you know of hell

Especially Kurtis' extra greeting.

LucasArg Danny looks eighteen, Danny looks 25, and Danny looks 32

Naija Berry hahahahaha

@Mr Temporal I see what you did there

I think it’s a requirement for all guys in the youtube commentary community to simultaneously look like a 30 year old dad and 12 year old boy with the exception of noel and kurtis who perpetually look 16-18 years old.

That one on the right does not look 25

“Because imma send you there if you don’t shut up”🤪

@@matthewbartlett3442 the other person: *"Chríst mè däns"*

@@matthewbartlett3442 how do you say the emoji

Have you ever watched Simpsons? If so, do the Krusty the clown laugh. If not do a nasal, demented Goofy laugh, like from disney

Just make sure you always wear pale blue contacts

I know. His laughter always makes my day.

For some reason, I read giggling as jiggling and was just bewildered

No.

I think kurtis is super cute 😍

Big Dawg that's fine you don't have to talk about it, i will

This made me laugh out loud you’re so right

atara 😂

and are all secretly the actors in that bee movie

and hugging and kissing because they are gay

comment of the year award winner

Women aren’t funny

It's crazy when you realize only a few hundred people went to see this film.

Underrated comment😂 but yeah that's sad

@@althealligator1467 explain

@@nicodellrandom1881 It only made 3000 dollars at the box office. The average movie ticket would have been like 8 bucks, so not even 500 people went to see this film. And it had a budget of 6 000 000 bucks.

@@althealligator1467 your a smartie pants, Al🙂

Underrated comment lol

@@gremlinwc8996 thanks lmao

Nice

@Abena Marie woah i didn’t realise i had that many-

probably saw the dude being pregnant movie too

Props to you for trying to make sense in the movie.

I literally didn’t even realize this but the movie still doesn’t make sense like WHY IS BEING TALL FREAKISH?! When I was in middle school, being tall was the best thing in the world, it was so hot apparently.

@@chugchug72 Yes, being taller than all your friends is actually pretty awesome because you can taunt your friends even if they’re average height :)

@@chugchug72 It's because she's a girl. Guys are typically put off by girls that are their height or taller. It hasn't really been a big deal as of recent that I've heard of since they've been more accepting, but maybe this movie doesn't really understand that.

@@Merpsicles My school had this girl in 5th grade who was taller than almost every teacher, and damn she flexed on us with her height