Less then a minute in and this already feels AI Generated. "I used to be scared of that laugh. I remember dropping a bowling ball on my foot" "Did it hurt?" Literal NPC Behavior. Nah but fr tho this video is gonna slap i can tell
I remember watching the vod during a camping trip, and my sister looked at my phone and said "why are you watching a humanized Minecraft slime?" And I absolutely lost it
Phil, dolphin breathing is a voluntary action and it swimming to the surface is a voluntary action. So yes, dolphins can kill themselves. So, another thing to put under the "Phisnom is Bad at Animal Facts" list. Also, this stream was madness.
^This. While a mammal will start breathing automatically if it passes out, that requires it to pass out where there's air. If the dolphin deliberately stayed at the bottom until it passed out, it would sink and drown. If anything, the involuntary impulse to breathe would make it drown _faster,_, as it gasped for breath and filled its lungs with water. This isn't rocket surgery, Phil.
The insanity that was in these two streams can never be explained, it can only be shown. This was only but a small fraction. The memories of these streams came flowing back like a strong ocean wave. God, why must they be so cursed yet so funny?
So wonderful to see you back, my dude. :) Also, is no one going to talk about how Phil ALREADY HAD the conversation with another cohost about how dolphins can't drown themselves in response to THIS EXACT SUBJECT? This is an exchange that has happened before, it's in another highlight reel, about the dolphin who drowned itself because it couldn't see its human lover anymore and Phil saying "Well dolphins can't drown." I think it was with Ellie? Fairly sure it was with Ellie. Anyone?
Sometimes I wonder why Phil tweets such wacky takes but then I hear him genuinely try to argue that a dolphin can’t drown itself and everything falls into place.
Never would I imagine a Plants Vs Zombies session would devolve into an argument about the logistics of a dolphin drowning itself because it can’t fuck a human anymore
The laugh in the intro didn't scare me, but the "[chomp, chomp] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" noise when you lose terrified me. I always turned the volume off when i lost, but i missed the little dial on the speaker one time and COVERED my ears so hard
Ah yeah I remember plants vs zombies and it's vast amount of Baby Nuts and weird ass conversations. Truly a Popcap relic that will stay in everyone's heads.
Man, that vasebreaker game brought back memories of the times my dad would steal pvz from me so he could play vasebreaker endless. I was so sad because i couldn't take care of my zen garden! I think my father liked vasebreaker endless mode more than me.
Oh wait I was here for this and I forgot because it traumatized me so hard I only remembered watching the 4 peanut gifs and listening to the FnF conversation
This is probably unnecessary, but just to clear up some misinformation. In the story about the dolphin, the trainer was never arrested, and she never really had "sex" with the dolphin, it was greatly exaggerated by media at the time and it just sorta stuck. She was pretty much encouraged to do it as part of an experiment funded by NASA, cause they were trying to teach it to speak, but the dolphin would get horny too often and disrupt the lessons. The sexual contact as a whole really only consisted of like, rubbing the dolphin's penis a little bit and letting go. Eventually, the media found out about this, made a big hoopla, and so NASA closed the experiment.
Being accused of being a furry or liking vore is either the worst thing ever, or best thing ever, depending on who you are, and who’s accusing you lmao
At first I was unsure of the idea of getting rid of all fn** content from the channel because a lot of great stuff came from it, but censoring mentions of it is hilarious so I'm cool with it
