Play Yakuza 0 - A Compilation of Ridiculousness 

Even context doesn't help these games.

This is why context is never important.

Sounds like a particular type of fanfic

0:35 so i can keep coming back to that part

I really need context please

That’s basically what he is

That IS kiryu

that sounds like me with extra steps

Because he is and thats why I love him- Edit: Kiryo is a himbo 😳

he IS an adorable clueless man.

MUNANCHO

That crowd has no taste

5:50 if anyone is interested

honestly the most realistic city life moment in all the yakuza games lol

Nobody in that crowd cares😂😂😂

He do be pretty good manager tho

His salary is higher than the managers you start with lol

@@elabosak4135 because he’s a better manager than the people you start with.😆

@@hellsdementedsong5563 I know but imagine working for a company and finding out a chicken makes more money than you

@@elabosak4135 Imagine finding out you're doing a worse job than a mf chicken

I loved/hated this, thanks?

Roses are red, I live in constant strife *Looks up* What am I doing with my life?

LMAO

Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

this one got me hard WAIT NO I JUST REALISED HOW THAT SOUNDS

He bruhed hard too

I'm gonna do that when I get stabbed

this made me laugh thank you

Thank you for making me laugh here is a approved medal for being a nice human being🏅

the perfectly cut makes it better lmaoo

The slice was really hot okay

I'm having Kiryu/Majima fantasies again.

He really *consume'd* the bizza

The madlad actually inhaled that pizza

why did he cutted the pizza guy looking at Kiryu tho? 😞

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to protect Michael Jackson from zombies

*Kazuma Kazama happens to be his adopted father’s surname

s e r i o u s

Kazuma Kazuma?

@@lewisbarrett4391 *Yes, I am Kazuma*

look at what they did to Xiao Qiao and her brother still feelin like laughing?

@@disnagburnazog9552 Well...Dets the main storyline...Dont make us sad plz ;c

@@disnagburnazog9552 Let's not bring that mess up again, please.

He made the song that's how he knows.

Are you say that you dont?

@@Kooobf Ikr? Like, who wouldn't know the entire lyrics?

@@Kooobf we can sing ?

He knows the lyrics by heart because 24 hour Cinderella is playing nonstop in his head

Oh my fuck how did I never realise this?!

omfg HE IS LOL

My friend told me he's a himbo, and I can't get over that- I.. I may be obsessed now.

@@angelusvastator1297 Majima is quite smart. Especially with how he ran the Grand.

There's a difference?

Kiryu's given name is Kazuma; Kazama is his adoptive father.

Isn't that majima?

@@robloxoof5077 You're right, this comment is officially even more of a mess than I thought 😔

@@LiterallySatanOfficial ☝️👇✊👊🖐

Literally Satan sorry! I’m not that educated on Yakuza game series

It's so bad it's good

It's got a name, have some respect.

@Mateus Vitor Yeah you heard him. He's Nugget, a three-stars finance savvy manager, with the pay of 300000 yens.

Mateus Vitor oh I’m sorry *nugget: 👁👄👁

@@kiwihyunz7452 Edit the godamn original comment.

Same but I played the Kiwami games and I'm over it now.

@Matriones Majima's never really been a crazy person though, he just plays a role as a Mad Dog, just like how he was playing a role as the manager of the Grand in Sotenbori, his personality in Y0 is not what he truly is like, nobody except for him knows what's actually going on in his head and what his true self is like. And his Mad Dog of Shimano personality is not what his true personality is like either. He always has very intelligent plans and just executes them in a very whacky and flamboyant manner for the purpose of looking like an absolutely batshit insane fuck for style and street rep, and living up to what's expected for him to be doing as a "Mad Dog".

Before the raid, crazy. After getting out of the Hole, mellow. After watching Makoto "die" in front of him, MAD DOG MODE ENGAGED.

after he meets Saejima in 4 he goes back to being Y0 Majima.

It helps to know he's still in there

I read that as erection for a second and it didn’t even faze me.

@@Kittsim You have been watching too much DBZA. Nah, you can never watch it too much. XD

He vibin tho

he's absolutely groovin

Kiryu: Can I have my clothes back? Tachibana: *I'm sorry Kiryu, I'm afraid I can't let you do that*

Rollface pfft🤣🤣🤣

If Yakuza had an anime and the fillers were this I wouldn't skip them by any means

Even in context, I marvel at the idea that Kiryu would happily go to a stranger's apartment and have a shower 😅

@@Handhandme if you want it, then you are gonna have to take it. Of course, you already know that.

Me naming my Pokemon

@@cleverman383 real

*M R L I B I D O*

*l u s t m a c h i n e*

and his enemy, anti boner lady

Don't forget the *finger snap*

@@sapnasana6804 Ah yes how could I forget that-

Wait hold the fuck on I think I know you from Pinterest

I NEED someone to do this substory with the mew shoes equipped

@@Kai-gw1qn what the fuck really, is my name local sewer feral/ @iwillstealyourkneecapsthanku

e a t l i k e s n a k e

@@GenericProtagonist118 S n a k e e a t e r

MGS was the last thing I would’ve thought that would be referenced here

Don't worry, he is just vibing. Only during fights he relies on breakdancing. Perhaps to break others.

Hh and Hh Vh

Haha More to feed into my autism hc

Bro why is he having a seizure it’s just a slice of pizza

He got seizure

@@cubeofmeat4982 must be papa johns

He *absorved* the pizza

Consumed

Not according to the substory that happened lol. Like the telephone club

Oh my god, seriously? That's amazing.

@@Chloe_Zana I know at one point one of the writers said Kiryu doesn’t know what sex so through conclusive thinking, he’s a virgin

@@BetaXeeta I know they were probably joking, but I actually love the idea of Kiryu being ace a lot.

@@Chloe_Zana Kiryu has no time for sex, only love and Haruka

It reminds me of how proud he looks after beating a child in pocket racing

@@sinnerthesinful552 Lmao the way the epic battle music started when he gets challenged by kids

Now pause the video and click on the timestamp…..hmm

"Here comes my delicious turkey :)"

:)

Mega Rich Talk/Funny > Etsuko

The granny will prevail

I still remember how she was my number 3, right after Yuki and Ai, who were my aces- she definitely got ya out of a bind. Spoilers for Kiwami 2 substory below. She makes her grand return in Kiwami 2 and becomes hostess for the club Kiryu can end up running, and the substory you do with her is hilarious too. I still remember that I was like: “wait... that hair... that shirt... ETSUKO! YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!”

It's all funny

he flexin

COMPLETE DOMINATION

It's not any less funny in context either

@Bro Strider fan the lunch money: 874,825,438 yen

*cabaret costumer appears* -mega rich -TALK *proceeds to select Etsuko as his hostess

Bonus points if the rich prick likes em funny too.

@@nicelettuce8181 i actually did this lmao

Excluding Platinum girls Dolly was always my best. As for the Obatarian she continues to stand outside my club.

Mine too, she put in work

That was a count down.

I'm more interested on how Kiryu swallowed the whole pizza slice without chewing it even though he realised it wasn't a pleasant one in 9:34

@@SiPakRubah it looks more like he choked on the pizza

@@IceeFish we all know he pretty much burned his tongue with that pizza

If you get the routing right, you can get there with up to 10-15 seconds left. 👆

Probably a name invented by the translators instead of what the actual Japanese game called him

@@cleverman383 nah, the devs are based, I'm sure the original JP translates to something similar

Why dont we allow Kiryu to make an offer to the cops *IN CASH*

Best one I got is the stop and search cop was around, and Mr Shakedown too, so I fought him with my zap gun to be done quickly with him, then I talked to the stop and search cop and thought "it'd be funny to hand him over the zap gun I just used to beat the shit out of Mr Shakedown just to see how he would react". Then Kiryu went on to do the "embarrassing" explaining to the cop why on why it's actually harmless, and the the cop still said with "oh I guess it's safe then, yeah", even though he was right around the corner as I was busting a giant japanese bully's ass with the same gun.

@@LilUFO9499 I never actually gave him any dangerous weapons. Can you do that? Something more dangerous than a taser, like a real gun or something. I never did it and now I wonder what would happen lol

@@ricoco7891 Kiryu just starts whispering in his ear that his use of the weapon is not for ill intent but we never know what he actually says to the cop. I had honestly thought it would decrease the friendship or that I would get fined but this is even funnier, I really wonder how Kiryu managed to make a policeman believe that a shotgun is harmless lol

@@LilUFO9499 lmaooo that's actually amazing. Yeah I thought there would be a penalty of some kind. That's hilarious

That would've been awesome

Kuze everywhere

@@gaspastrike that's just the story of Yakuza 0

Midori god.

Once you hear she's a hostess you better get ready to kill a man. Club Sunshine needs the best it can get.

@@willyeeton4390 club sunshine: respect our woman *OR ELSE*

simp

"Violence towards women? Cringe"

Respect the women or our owner will *END YOU!*

Majima:_.

Majima: ._

A very aggressive boop...

He boop his snoot, then Nishi droop on the floor, after getting booped himself

Nishitani: 👉👌

Kiryu's Weird Adventure tho

that’s actually the entire franchise

Kiryu no Kimyou na Bouken

Its that a jojo reference

Phantom libido Battle with majima tendency Cabaret crusader Mr. Shakedown is unbreabke Golden novea riche Stone makoto Steel ball majima Kirunoium

you mean the substory where he's pretending to be a producer? mine wasn't super funny because i chose the right answers haha

Literally Satan F L E X

would you still be able to go through the entire sub story if you kept making the wrong choices?

@@boninibanana9399 yep

@@boninibanana9399 I think the rewards you get at the end of substories are different depending on what choices you make, so you can still progress but the rewards you get might not be as good

Fan or not, wouldn’t everyone?? He is the best!

I feel like all of us would if we’re being frank here. Kiryu-chan is baby. 💕💕

Several people have

Oh my goodness...A MINI ABNORMAL TITAN 😂😱

i mean it is a gang game with out all the hilarity itd be too damn realistic lol

These games were approved by actual yakuza

@@rawrdino7046 that was only yakuza 3 and the validity of that interview has been called into question a lot.

@@rawrdino7046 I mean, why wouldn't they be? The Yakuza are portrayed as the good guys protecting the weak and the only reason Japan is able to function despite its corrupt government and police

Kojima games are a lot more realistic, you should try those

NOTE GEY

This desrves more likea

I'm a straight male and he makes me so frickin thirsty

It would be very gay if you dont go gay for Kiryu chan.

do it, coward

There are two types of people. Those who crush on Kiryu, and liars.

Literally me during my first play through and I eventually gave up on trying NOT to fall for Kiryu (and Majima). It’s impossible. Anyone who says they aren’t thirsty for Kiryu are LIARS! You can’t fight it. 😓😓

HE LITERALLY SCRATCHED THE PHONE

LOL 😂😂😂

vibin dance

I'm saving myself for Yumi-san.

He's canonically a virgin :)))

If I had a nickel for every time I saw kiryus crotch and was supposed to i would have two nickels which isn't a alot but its weird it happened twice

They know what the gamers came for

👁️👄👁️

I’d say majima with the ponytail

@@JefeAsh I’d say both

Majima is

Chicken

The big bridge in Sotenbori, if you’re walking from south to north, on the right side there should be a guy in all grey posing

I literally didn't know Shoulder Phones where a thing so my proudest answer is HIGH TECH

? The game only has Japanese vocals.

@@andrewchen4872 Japanese text. I have the game on steam, so I can change that. I'm trying to practice, so ^^'''

Tsunfish more power to ya dude!👍

Yeah I kinda felt bad for him..

Pay your taxes

that's what you get for tax evasion

The spin was funny. But it's Kiryu's WOO that killed me.

@@SuperDanteF You can say that again! 🤣

7:47 LMAO I CANT BREATHE

@@nozie677 Me too.

"what kind of girls do you like" "I like guys"

Do thr hustle

Nishitani and to some extent Lee Han as well. He described them as “the finest bastards I’ve ever met”