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Playing a Chocolate Record 

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Комментарии : 3,1 тыс.   
@bobblum5973
@bobblum5973 3 года назад
"You have good taste in music." versus "You have good tasting music." :D
@mask1776
@mask1776 3 года назад
Misplaced Modifiers
@brianh.000
@brianh.000 3 года назад
hehehehe.
@Art7220
@Art7220 3 года назад
They don't want music with good taste, they want music that tastes good.
@brondlie
@brondlie 3 года назад
this is an underrated comment
@bobblum5973
@bobblum5973 3 года назад
"Sounds great!" "Less filling!" "SOUNDS GREAT!" "LESS FILLING!" *"SOUNDS GREAT!!!"* *"LESS FILLING!!!"* _Physical altercation ensues..._ (Variation on an American beer commercial, some years ago.)
@dylanplug59
@dylanplug59 3 года назад
im surprised willy wonka never thought of this
@nbacivilnba8950
@nbacivilnba8950 3 года назад
he should start mass-producing it
@VskutkuTrigen
@VskutkuTrigen 3 года назад
who do u think this is inspired by ? :D
@scrollandsurf
@scrollandsurf 3 года назад
oompa loompa distracks coming soon in chocolate form
@haydentourtelotte1685
@haydentourtelotte1685 3 года назад
Oompa loompa’s punching the air rn
@Cay9z
@Cay9z 3 года назад
@QRS Records and Radio he didn't even watch it shiiii, its called a chocolate factory but hes talking about will wonka never thought of this
@kwaitefuni9152
@kwaitefuni9152 3 года назад
Imagine listening to Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record.
@vallisdaemonumofficial
@vallisdaemonumofficial 3 года назад
Yes
@a.t2dark
@a.t2dark 3 года назад
That's make sense
@tyanag9938
@tyanag9938 3 года назад
or candy rain lol
@lethauntic
@lethauntic 3 года назад
Aside from that being a bad song, that would be fitting.
@heavy0119
@heavy0119 3 года назад
**I move away from the mic to breathe in
@ARCtheCartoonMaster
@ARCtheCartoonMaster 3 года назад
Honestly, the fact that it works at all is pretty impressive.
@Eduardo_Espinoza
@Eduardo_Espinoza Год назад
Chocolate's more impressive than me
@axelvetter
@axelvetter 3 года назад
"Gosh, you've put on some weight!" "Well, I had a double album."
@phydeux
@phydeux 3 года назад
Or you go to Richard Simmons after having an anthology delivered.
@BiloGadget
@BiloGadget 3 года назад
@@phydeux or you could just nom some straight lard, thatll work just as good
@phydeux
@phydeux 3 года назад
@@BiloGadget That doesn't make any sense in the context of this video.
@BiloGadget
@BiloGadget 3 года назад
​@@phydeux thats my sense of humor for ya
@samdoherty2284
@samdoherty2284 3 года назад
The Beatles - The White Chocolate Album
@reeferbot502
@reeferbot502 3 года назад
"i dont have a sense of taste" i dont know man, that's a pretty nice shirt
@edmundscycles1
@edmundscycles1 3 года назад
Ba dum tish!
@Dontridemynick
@Dontridemynick 3 года назад
facts
@jacekszychowski4919
@jacekszychowski4919 3 года назад
Brilliant :)
@WilliamBode
@WilliamBode 3 года назад
Shirts available in the merch store, I want want one!
@RealNovgorod
@RealNovgorod 3 года назад
"That explains a lot."
@mackyrulez756
@mackyrulez756 3 года назад
"what's your favorite kind of music?" "Dark chocolate"
@colinr0380
@colinr0380 3 года назад
"I prefer the music of Hot Chocolate myself"
@trshowinfo8714
@trshowinfo8714 3 года назад
@@colinr0380 “I do fancy myself some Hot chocolate but I prefer the bass in white chocolate”
@Druggy-Doggo
@Druggy-Doggo 3 года назад
You have great tasting music Joker
@calvinscarvings.66
@calvinscarvings.66 3 года назад
Lol
@ivetofta6084
@ivetofta6084 3 года назад
@@colinr0380 In reality, that would sound like heavy metal
@picklechicken8396
@picklechicken8396 3 года назад
“Hey man I just upped the thermostat by a few degrees it’s getting cold in here” “YOU WHAT!?”
@mymeattypebeats2015
@mymeattypebeats2015 3 года назад
Underrated!
@johnnybon258
@johnnybon258 Год назад
Rip chocolate record
@johnnybon258
@johnnybon258 Год назад
It’s melted now
@AhDollar
@AhDollar 3 месяца назад
spencer's butter sculpture
@UndeadScavenger
@UndeadScavenger 3 года назад
You gotta hand it to the Brits: Things: *go terribly wrong* Reaction: "Well that was a bit of a shame" 😂
@I_Punch_Demons
@I_Punch_Demons 3 года назад
American: Things "Fucked up" Reaction: "GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT STUPID THING" 5 min later: "Overall I recommend this product"
@pierreandferb
@pierreandferb 3 года назад
bit sad innit
@SpencerBrewerOG
@SpencerBrewerOG 3 года назад
@@I_Punch_Demons Am American, can confirm.
@whenwhen2284
@whenwhen2284 3 года назад
@@I_Punch_Demons I am embarrassed about how accurate this is, as thats coming from someone who lived most their life in the US
@TorreFernand
@TorreFernand 3 года назад
Well you know, stiff upper lip
@carloscalzone8264
@carloscalzone8264 3 года назад
Man, they're really taking this "consumer" thing WAY too far.
@gyrgrls
@gyrgrls 3 года назад
At least it's better than eating plastic.
@gyrgrls
@gyrgrls 3 года назад
@securitycountercheck =Whoosh!=
@lemon6531
@lemon6531 3 года назад
@@gyrgrls I’m pretty sure they were joking too
@Schattengewaechs99
@Schattengewaechs99 2 года назад
Does that count as planned obsolescence?
@boredyoutubeuser
@boredyoutubeuser 3 месяца назад
You make me want to eat some calzone rings, your name is making me hungry.
@joeharley1423
@joeharley1423 3 года назад
‘I put this record in the fridge this morning’ - No one in human history has ever said that before.
@andeleon6838
@andeleon6838 2 года назад
He just made history omg
@badgerlordpatrick6493
@badgerlordpatrick6493 2 года назад
The 60s were a crazy time. It wouldn't surprise me if somebody in San Fracisco has actually done that before. Maybe on purpose.
@joeharley1423
@joeharley1423 2 года назад
@@badgerlordpatrick6493 On second thought you are probably right there.
@Stettafire
@Stettafire Год назад
@@badgerlordpatrick6493 I'm 99% sure I had a relative who put tapes in the fridge. My family is very strange
@AutPen38
@AutPen38 Год назад
In Antarctica they used to put records in the fridge to stop them gettig covered in ice. No one wants their needle skating.
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 3 года назад
Considering how easily chocolate can melt in many environments, I'm impressed any sound came out at all!
@nonna_sof5889
@nonna_sof5889 3 года назад
Still sounds better than a HitClip.
@TakZIG11
@TakZIG11 3 года назад
Holy shit 😳I haven’t thought about hitclip since the year 2000
@Jako1987
@Jako1987 3 года назад
@@TakZIG11 Time to watch Techmoans video about it!
@PlainlyDifficult
@PlainlyDifficult 3 года назад
mmmm chocolate
@is0p0d
@is0p0d 3 года назад
A Brief History of: the First Techmoan Chocolate Record Disaster
@ethanmcmanamey5164
@ethanmcmanamey5164 3 года назад
Fancy seeing you here
@KirikaMaga
@KirikaMaga 3 года назад
You came to watch this chocolate disaster ??
@_lucatron48_2
@_lucatron48_2 3 года назад
MM.. FOOD on some mmmm chocolate
@MonadoBoy16
@MonadoBoy16 3 года назад
Chocolate?? CHOCOLATE?? CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@imissmypencils
@imissmypencils 3 года назад
I laughed so hard when the needle ruined the chocolate record.
@randomdude197
@randomdude197 3 года назад
This man wasted his money and you're laughing? 😢
@psychedelicpsycho6019
@psychedelicpsycho6019 3 года назад
@Random Dude yeah that was hilarious
@randomdude197
@randomdude197 3 года назад
@@psychedelicpsycho6019 lmao
@olliegoria
@olliegoria 3 года назад
honestly I don't think I expected anything else
@Ewok009
@Ewok009 3 года назад
@@randomdude197 LMAF ! 😂
@Athena-hq4cp
@Athena-hq4cp 3 года назад
Imagine it being a rickroll
@hyperjohn6627
@hyperjohn6627 3 года назад
Lol that would have been epic
@AutPen38
@AutPen38 Год назад
"Never gonna eat you up".
@RemyRatrigue
@RemyRatrigue Год назад
kiddo no
@SSJfraz
@SSJfraz 3 года назад
Finally, a music format I can sink my teeth into.
@leonidastheodoropoulos5642
@leonidastheodoropoulos5642 3 года назад
You don’t want to know how many things I have tried.
@bigbrothertw
@bigbrothertw 3 года назад
you... you did not
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 года назад
Finally a edible record that wont cost me hundereds in dentist bills
@CT-vm4gf
@CT-vm4gf 3 года назад
Oh dear
@lisocampos8080
@lisocampos8080 3 года назад
That sounds sweet
@lindendrache8998
@lindendrache8998 3 года назад
Being type 1 diabetic, having lost sense of smell and taste and being almost blind on one eye if I remember correctly... but never lost the sense of humour. And all that while being such a wonderful and charismatic person! I just love your videos, Matt!
@Techmoan
@Techmoan 3 года назад
That’s it - it could be worse. 👍
@AutPen38
@AutPen38 Год назад
Surely the next step is to review old hi-fi equipment while being deaf. Getting old has the benefit of reducing tape hiss even without Dolby noise reduction.
@AmaroqStarwind
@AmaroqStarwind 3 года назад
An audiobook-reading of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in multiple chocolate records, one for each chapter. And also with a hard honey-based glaze that won't be so horrifically scratched up while also keeping the chocolate's shape during operation in higher-than-expected temperatures. And yes, add a nice, crunchy inner wafer to the disc to help maintain its structural integrity. Don't forget to refrigerate your chocolate records when you store them! I would recommend a high-efficiency chest freezer.
@peteclock2855
@peteclock2855 3 года назад
"I've put the record in the fridge this morning" That is my new favourite sentence and I will use it to mess with people
@jutulporten
@jutulporten 3 года назад
Mission Impossible should have used these instead of tape players! "This delicious message will self-destruct as soon as you eat it!"
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 года назад
Yeah but wheres the fun in that... everybody loves exploding tape players
@ColtaineCrows
@ColtaineCrows 3 года назад
Their agents might not be much good if they have to consume a large amount of chocolate records on the regular.
@pHD77
@pHD77 3 года назад
@@ColtaineCrows "This is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Now, EAT THE MESSAGE!"
@AngelGonzalez-ij8xm
@AngelGonzalez-ij8xm 3 года назад
That sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke lol
@EC-ms1jr
@EC-ms1jr 3 года назад
I would imagine they would eat it and think, "Hm not bad, needs more of this." Also I don't think they would want crumbs on whatever clothing they were wearing so they might not like the idea of a chocolate record.
@TheRip72
@TheRip72 3 года назад
"I looked round the house trying to find a suitable record player". How few people can actually say that?
@brapcast
@brapcast 3 года назад
Most people who frequent this channel?
@maxsnow9952
@maxsnow9952 3 года назад
@QRS Records and Radio and we need to knwo
@Tuberex
@Tuberex 3 года назад
everyone can
@baalhater2425
@baalhater2425 3 года назад
not many
@errilhl
@errilhl 3 года назад
Well... not my apartment (no room) but I was looking through stuff at my dad's, planning to set up a decent stereo system after renovations are done, and I found at least 5 different record players, of varying quality and probably some in some type of disrepair, but... it's not that uncommon, I think :D
@CyrusBennett-bv8np
@CyrusBennett-bv8np 3 года назад
This would really “fudge” up your record player
@MASTEROFEVIL
@MASTEROFEVIL Год назад
100th like
@thelegendarymagikarp8295
@thelegendarymagikarp8295 3 года назад
He made a separate, shorter video for people that just want to hear the record even though the video is already plenty to the point. What a man
@AvengerDK
@AvengerDK 3 года назад
I guess we finally heard the brown note.
@mrnmrn1
@mrnmrn1 3 года назад
Nice! xD
@dailyvault
@dailyvault 3 года назад
Congratulations, you win the Internet for today. Well played!
@AronDaPecsy
@AronDaPecsy 3 года назад
There is another way
@AdamAwesombrero
@AdamAwesombrero 3 года назад
*Slow clap*
@cap1234
@cap1234 3 года назад
Perfect
@jochenstacker7448
@jochenstacker7448 3 года назад
I love the fact that Techmoan buys a record that he can't play or eat, so we can enjoy the video anyway. Happy Xmas Techmoan!
@o0julek0o
@o0julek0o 3 года назад
Twice!
@demigodgamez
@demigodgamez 3 года назад
Mom: "Don't play with your food." Me with my food:
@exMuteKid
@exMuteKid 2 года назад
It's yOuR hapPy mEaL!
@discbreakerchanel8180
@discbreakerchanel8180 3 года назад
Imagine if there is a record player made out of candy.
@gynaecide4382
@gynaecide4382 3 года назад
@ZAHARIA IUSTINA-MARIA I know what else is hard.. ;)
@apocalypticblox2346
@apocalypticblox2346 3 года назад
@@gynaecide4382 your head.
@gynaecide4382
@gynaecide4382 3 года назад
@@apocalypticblox2346 No, my dick
@Agent24Electronics
@Agent24Electronics 3 года назад
You maybe could, actually. Suck a candy-cane down to a needle point, attach to a waffle cone...? Make the turntable mechanism hand-crank driven, from hard candy, and a cabinet of gingerbread? Hmm...
@apocalypticblox2346
@apocalypticblox2346 3 года назад
@@Agent24Electronics but it wouldn’t function.
@shimtest
@shimtest 3 года назад
next day headline: "Techmoan hospitalized after eating record"
@JonahBj
@JonahBj 3 года назад
☝️ Presenting to the emergency room with lo-fi emia.
@traxonwax
@traxonwax 3 года назад
That was a “killer” cut!
@bert7341
@bert7341 3 года назад
@@JonahBj "emia, meaning presence in the blood..."
@phydeux
@phydeux 3 года назад
The music was lo-fi, but the blood sugar was hi-fi, and his seizure was psychedelic.
@anthonywyattStylist
@anthonywyattStylist 3 года назад
Yea... For covid loss of taste
@Raren789
@Raren789 3 года назад
"Caretaker - Everything at the end of time" but it's chocolate
@cheesofthefleece7956
@cheesofthefleece7956 3 года назад
I'd need the chocolate afterwards
@hydrodoxxed2
@hydrodoxxed2 3 года назад
why the fuck does this album follow me everywhere
@Oliver-gd7uf
@Oliver-gd7uf 3 года назад
@@hydrodoxxed2 it's an instant classic
@xilpes6254
@xilpes6254 3 года назад
*Starts melting as the stages continue*
@thomas.j.s
@thomas.j.s 3 года назад
@Smells Ahoy! *Chocolate 6 is without taste.*
@meistroldcontent
@meistroldcontent 3 года назад
Me: *Goes on diet* RU-vid: CHOCOLATE RECORD
@ant51006
@ant51006 3 года назад
“man, this song is sweet, what is it”
@fraggit
@fraggit 3 года назад
Yikes, the dedication is awesome, from record needle to insulin needle in one video.
@arekrekas213
@arekrekas213 3 года назад
what do you mean by i have an abundance of one of the needed supplies for this
@gabrielv.4358
@gabrielv.4358 Год назад
oof
@Malkmusianful
@Malkmusianful 4 месяца назад
Can't believe insulincore sounds like a cylinder
@maxmephistru
@maxmephistru 3 года назад
People in the 1980s: Just imagine what great technology we'll have in 40 years! People in 2020: We finally made a playable chocolate record!
@adenowirus
@adenowirus 3 года назад
German company Stollwerck Chocolate was making chocolate records and special players for them back in 1903.
@ericdavis9683
@ericdavis9683 3 года назад
@@adenowirus Wow, just looked it up and its just absolutely fascinating
@Oystein87
@Oystein87 3 года назад
Not really... This is older than the 80's
@maxmephistru
@maxmephistru 3 года назад
@@adenowirus So no progress for 117 years
@CptJistuce
@CptJistuce 3 года назад
80s: "Record? But what happened to the compact disk? It was just taking off!" 2K20: "It was too clean. There's no warmth once you remove the surface noise and the pops. We wanted a more analog sound." 80s: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
@sesa2984
@sesa2984 Год назад
I have to say, when the music started playing...I smiled despite myself. I'm one of those who gets sad when Christmas ends and everyone starts shutting their lights off. I keep mine up appropriately til Candlemas. That just made me so happy to hear that. 🎄
@boredyoutubeuser
@boredyoutubeuser 3 месяца назад
Chocolate vinyl records never fail to impress me, also the song gives me the nostalgic feeling of Christmas.
@AlexTenThousand
@AlexTenThousand 3 года назад
"Chocolate record" sounds like something Willy Wonka came up with.
@locust76
@locust76 3 года назад
Or Tay Zonday
@nottodaypal2143
@nottodaypal2143 3 года назад
@@locust76 Chocolate Rain on a chocolate record , that's just to sweet 😂
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 года назад
@salamihawk. You beat mento it
@weatherseed8994
@weatherseed8994 3 года назад
Or George Clinton.
@albinakemet2728
@albinakemet2728 3 года назад
@@nottodaypal2143 no chocolate rain is not a chocolate record it is digital .
@chrispenn715
@chrispenn715 3 года назад
Brilliant - "l've ate a bit - now I'd better go and find me insulin'. Love it! Next week an electric chocolate teapot.....
@hjalfi
@hjalfi 3 года назад
Chocolate teapots are old hat. Not that I'm endorsing chocolate hats, mind. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qa6skbQHDh0.html
@TimeLemur6
@TimeLemur6 3 года назад
That sounds like a brilliantly disastrous idea.
@Flymochairman1
@Flymochairman1 3 года назад
Is the chocolate tea-pot not more of a Big Clive Dot Com type of experiment? XD
@TimeLemur6
@TimeLemur6 3 года назад
@@Flymochairman1 Only if he's complaining about the heating element, not the chocolate melting.
@skillamaroo4976
@skillamaroo4976 3 года назад
"Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of internet"
@jeefsquaa
@jeefsquaa 3 года назад
You literally have had one of my favorite channels consistently since I discovered you. Thanks for the content and I'm so glad to see you succeed
@OSW
@OSW 3 года назад
the fidelity of this video is incredible. The image is so sharp! Awesome work.
@SoggySoup
@SoggySoup 3 года назад
No kidding. Why tf is it so clear.
@Alexander_l322
@Alexander_l322 3 года назад
@Abstractism yea and it tried to play at 480p for me until I changed it to 2160p
@csr2537
@csr2537 3 года назад
Maybe they use 12K camera
@Brascofarian
@Brascofarian 3 года назад
Agreed. Good job Techmoan. Please review the camera!
@timweber4318
@timweber4318 3 года назад
@Abstractism And he knows how to use it and has good lighting. Some RU-vidrs like LinusTechTips have way better and more expensive Cameras and loads of equipment, but the Video doesnt't look better at all. Sometimes, Techmoans Vid do look better, because he makes probably more takes, sets everything up properly and uses some good lights.
@BROTRRer
@BROTRRer 3 года назад
I'm in a black metal band and I think I just found the perfect medium for our next album
@webchimp
@webchimp 3 года назад
How about liquorish?
@Loweko1170
@Loweko1170 3 года назад
BEHOLD THE INNATE ENDING THAT COMES TO ALL THINGS, AS DEATH STALKS US ALL. The delicious, delicious ending.
@8bitwiz_
@8bitwiz_ 3 года назад
Dark chocolate, of course.
@cam182
@cam182 3 года назад
This whats gonna be used if theres a special edition record of chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water by limp bizkit
@phydeux
@phydeux 3 года назад
The chocolate should be as bitter as the lyrics.
@sashamarzetti3411
@sashamarzetti3411 2 года назад
You are one of the best RU-vidrs! Never bored with your videos. Wish you happy holidays
@coffeecaim2527
@coffeecaim2527 3 года назад
Great video. Really interesting how records can be made from chocolate and can still be played like normal ones. I'm also type 1 diabetic so I can relate to this as you'd need to work out the carbs and stuff before being able to eat it. Nice video!
@Zveebo
@Zveebo 3 года назад
I can’t wait to play this on my extremely expensive laser record player for absolutely pristine audio quality.
@TheOldScoola
@TheOldScoola 3 года назад
Woah! You gonna melt into the grooves?
@MetalTrabant
@MetalTrabant 3 года назад
Has anyone actually bought those?
@mal2ksc
@mal2ksc 3 года назад
@@franky9928 They're basically lab equipment for restoration specialists, at this point. That's pretty much the one niche they occupy that nothing else does.
@traxonwax
@traxonwax 3 года назад
Needs that device that just records the grooves as an image and then from the extremely detailed image, create the audio. Like what they did with the worlds oldest known recording. Phonaudiograph
@Oystein87
@Oystein87 3 года назад
As the kids say: LOL
@321findus
@321findus 3 года назад
For a second there I got flashbacks to Everywhere at the end of time
@stephentrenta3514
@stephentrenta3514 3 года назад
Just got around to watching this, but man that’s super cool! I’m glad you didn’t give up after the first go of it! Cheers!
@unfinishedthought
@unfinishedthought 3 года назад
"now I better go find some insulin" got me laughing out loud 😂
@barryholt9564
@barryholt9564 3 года назад
Hope he was just kidding, "You had us in the first half", guy, nobody's expecting you to go making yourself Ill!
@Crusader1089
@Crusader1089 3 года назад
@@barryholt9564 Matt is a diabetic, so he would no joke need to take a measure of insulin after eating some chocolate.
@sanches2
@sanches2 3 года назад
I laughed at that one too :) it's showing nice sence of humour as well as dedication:)
@maesto
@maesto 3 года назад
I lost it when he took another bite after saying that.
@VintageTechFan
@VintageTechFan 3 года назад
@@maesto No problem at all since he is Type I, which means he can't produce insulin .. with modern therapies you can pretty much eat anything you want, you just have to compensate for it. There are limits for the total carb amount though, so if its high in sugar you will stay quite hungry after using up the budget. (Type II is an insulin tolerance, you can only limit carbs for this.)
@Siddhartha13
@Siddhartha13 3 года назад
"We wish you a merry Christmas (The Caretaker Remix)"
@Qwerty_7
@Qwerty_7 3 года назад
when's christmas again?
@vriskamoder
@vriskamoder 3 года назад
fuck
@vinnyrocks5886
@vinnyrocks5886 3 года назад
Souliousery it’s just a burning memory really
@William_3DS
@William_3DS 3 года назад
OH NO
@ii_Cove
@ii_Cove 3 года назад
we wish you a burning memory
@Pilpup
@Pilpup 3 года назад
You are looking amazing. You clean up super well and I like the flashy light. This channel is evolving, most stay stagnant after they get famous but you are actively making great yet small changes that add up to something very enjoyable.
@nesquik1001
@nesquik1001 3 года назад
1900's: "I bet we'll have flying cars in the future" 2020's: "Chocolate record, take it or leave it"
@realtalk6195
@realtalk6195 3 года назад
We've had flying cars for decades, they're called helicopters. Not sure why people expect cars that fly by magic. The rotors are either going to be on the top, or on the bottom like a hovercar but will need far more energy to fly higher and it's going to disrupt people below it.
@opinionday0079
@opinionday0079 3 года назад
" Oh I almost forgot... to eat the record .." You don't hear that line very often....... if ever.
@locke103
@locke103 3 года назад
i dont blame him, really. if i'm gonna eat something like that, it damn well better be worth the insulin shot.
@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 3 года назад
Did he eat it, for the record or on the record‽ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DZG0lUXjxfY.html
@psisis7423
@psisis7423 3 года назад
Seems like some cabalistic ritual
@rotwang83
@rotwang83 3 года назад
So finally it's official. Crosley record players will destroy your records (if they're made of chocolate 😅 ).
@Beaula2
@Beaula2 2 года назад
“You’ve heard it I’ve eaten it Now I best go find me insulin” 😂🤣
@royh4305
@royh4305 3 года назад
Lol, that's the funniest video I have seen from you so far! Merry Christmas!
@PhoticSneezeOne
@PhoticSneezeOne 3 года назад
Pro Tip: For the true audiophile experience, you might want to put it in a freezer for a few hours before playing !
@nunyabiznes33
@nunyabiznes33 3 года назад
Enjoy that crisp sound!
@Fluteboy
@Fluteboy 3 года назад
Like they do with their damn cables! Bless them.
@eDoc2020
@eDoc2020 3 года назад
I'd be careful. If ice crystals form it will add lots of noise.
@AutPen38
@AutPen38 Год назад
The ice would make the needle skate.
@WhenDoesTheVideoActuallyStart
@@eDoc2020 then you coat it in dry ice instead
@joshuascholar3220
@joshuascholar3220 3 года назад
He gets to EVERY audio format!
@alexm566
@alexm566 3 года назад
video formats too!
@deaultusername
@deaultusername 3 года назад
@@Baerchenization If real you should post a link or some more information, be an interesting video
@Alakazzam09
@Alakazzam09 3 года назад
I just watched a video of chocolate holograms. What a great companion video, I guess RU-vid recommendations actually work sometimes. Merry Christmas Techmoan and family.
@marknc9616
@marknc9616 3 года назад
I would suggest playing a chocolate record on a laser turntable. This eliminates the needle contact issues.
@JasonHalversonjaydog
@JasonHalversonjaydog 3 года назад
could've had that song "chocolate rain" on it! LOL
@therealdennisprager
@therealdennisprager 3 года назад
Tay zonday! Unfortunately the song is copyrighted so I don’t think it’s possible
@AltName7
@AltName7 3 года назад
I think it would muddle the messaging if it was actually on a chocolate record.
@user-kn5ol8ck8s
@user-kn5ol8ck8s 3 года назад
AltName7 There is no message worth listening too on chocolate rain so its fine.
@MrJ0mmy
@MrJ0mmy 3 года назад
for a channel called Techmoan he hardly ever moans about tech
@TimmyJoe633
@TimmyJoe633 3 года назад
He did a video a few years back that can't seem to find any more, where he explains why he chose not to go down the route of moaning, but kept the name.
@james-5560
@james-5560 3 года назад
Stop moaning
@RealNovgorod
@RealNovgorod 3 года назад
Nor has the man any techno.
@NiGHTSaturn
@NiGHTSaturn 3 года назад
He already owned the url techmoan.com so he kept it like this.
@RealNovgorod
@RealNovgorod 3 года назад
@@NiGHTSaturn technoman.com was taken? From its looks it couldn't have been that long.
@EnderalRocks
@EnderalRocks 3 года назад
4:32 For anyone who just wants to hear it and move on But I recommend you watch it all, it's interesting
@ErokLobotomist
@ErokLobotomist 3 года назад
I couldn't stop laughing once the record finally played. Bravo! Cheers from Canada!
@camtomlee
@camtomlee 3 года назад
Would be useful for sending disappearing messages- much tastier than a self-destructing tape recorder!
@nuNWO
@nuNWO 3 года назад
Mission Impossible reboot with chocolate sponsor product placement!
@10385142
@10385142 3 года назад
Better they don;t try in in warmer climates.
@adamsimmons631
@adamsimmons631 3 года назад
Apparently Bill Hailey is going to release “Rock Around The Choc” ........
@marcsm2008
@marcsm2008 3 года назад
Have a thumbs up, man. You made me laugh.
@mtechnics37
@mtechnics37 3 года назад
Very Good !!!
@burtbackattack
@burtbackattack 3 года назад
Worth a like for how bad it was! 🤦🏻👍🏻
@martifingers
@martifingers 3 года назад
Apparently Hot Chocolate released one of these in the 70s but it melted...
@martifingers
@martifingers 3 года назад
As did Bowie actually with The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from "Mars" . (I'll get my coat...)
@StuartSmyth
@StuartSmyth 3 года назад
Been watching your content for 5 or so years and had no idea until now that you were T1 diabetic. I have been T1 since I was 10... I'm 37 now! Good luck to you and, well too late to say Merry Christmas but... Happy New Year :D
@rodneyarnoldi
@rodneyarnoldi 3 года назад
Thank you for all your enjoyable videos throughtout the year. Wishing you and your family a great Christmas and a happy and healthy new year. Rodney - Eastbourne.
@daShare
@daShare 3 года назад
I can just imagine ordering one of those records in the Australian summer and opening a puddle of chocolate.
@TheDeadfast
@TheDeadfast 3 года назад
Indeed. I imagine the Christmas special in particular might not sound particularly great!
@steviebboy69
@steviebboy69 3 года назад
Yes I was going to say that, particularly on a 45.Celsius plus day. it would melt real quick even a real record would warp.
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 года назад
And he didn't explain how countries' different electrical systems would affect playback. Worst. Video. Ever!
@VintageTechFan
@VintageTechFan 3 года назад
@@andrewgwilliam4831 Australia and the UK are compatible regarding this (well .. they were still part of the same empire when electricity took off..)
@TheOldScoola
@TheOldScoola 3 года назад
Andrew Gwilliam shut the fuck up dude leave him alone he’s successful you’re not
@TheHammerofDissidence
@TheHammerofDissidence 3 года назад
I find 85% cacao gives the flattest frequency response when played back.
@petermconnolly
@petermconnolly 3 года назад
Wow! I was born 1968, diagnosed Sept 1976 (After the hot summer heatwave). Were you brought up with The Ames Rupert Bear book with Sid Syringe. "Never ever rub the spot where Sid Syringe has left his dot". I've been a subscriber for a while. It's always lovely to hear from another member of our very exclusive club!
@thomasheckhaus205
@thomasheckhaus205 3 года назад
A very happy Christmas to you and all your subscribers.
@raudiobrown
@raudiobrown 3 года назад
Ah, that warm analog sound! ;o]
@Jamato-sUn
@Jamato-sUn 3 года назад
Straight out of the freezer, ironically!
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 года назад
Hopefully not to warm pr it might melt
@GataZGinkgo
@GataZGinkgo 3 года назад
that's not analog, that's chocolog!
@cammyboy011
@cammyboy011 3 года назад
Techmoan putting his health on the line for our knowledge and understanding. That's dedication right there! 👍😎
@Sam-go3mb
@Sam-go3mb 3 года назад
From the 'Rok-Blok' to all Crosley products, Techmoan has always put the health of his ears in jeopardy.
@darrenerickson1288
@darrenerickson1288 3 года назад
Don't eat that record! You don't know where that stylus has been!!! 😂
@epicfirsts888
@epicfirsts888 3 года назад
Great for finding weird and wacky tech things. Keep em coming mr handsome!
@ageary
@ageary 3 года назад
That's the sweetest thing I've heard all year
@andygriffith5160
@andygriffith5160 3 года назад
Leave
@vorpi
@vorpi 3 года назад
4:32 when 'The Caretaker' rolled in
@spacepawdity4973
@spacepawdity4973 3 года назад
That’s either stage 2 or 3
@a.f.nik.4210
@a.f.nik.4210 3 года назад
not enough slow or reverb, but the quality and the crackle reminds me of... wait what are we talking about again?
@chickenflavor9880
@chickenflavor9880 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U4NXoJVtNMk.html
@queueuof
@queueuof 3 года назад
@@a.f.nik.4210 we wish you a merry- uh, umm, uh
@arkuai
@arkuai 3 года назад
Wait who?
@bonedagger
@bonedagger 3 года назад
No sense of taste might mean an increase in the other senses, an increased sense of sound for the man who has an ear for quality and also an eye for it. Keep up the good work.
@KapybaraKSP
@KapybaraKSP 3 года назад
Was on my phone while watching this so sorry for not paying full attention but lets just say when you mentioned you were a Type 1 Diabetic my ears perked! I'm a type 1 myself and its nice seeing other diabetics that you literally cannot tell are diabetics. It makes me happy :)
@DT-dc4br
@DT-dc4br 3 года назад
the mrs just asked what I'm doing. "Looking up the hardness of caramel on tinterwebs to see if confectionary based records would have been a viable alternative to shellac"
@solarbirdyz
@solarbirdyz 3 года назад
...I can't believe that worked. At all. I'm genuinely impressed in a very... confused way. Well done, FoodIsArt.
@Chickenpatty878
@Chickenpatty878 3 года назад
Right?! That definitely seems like something you could lie about and get away with, but it actually works!
@AutPen38
@AutPen38 Год назад
Edison's wax cylinders were made of... wax. Chocolate isn't all that different really. It tastes nicer though!
@ninjapants7688
@ninjapants7688 3 года назад
Some time ago a band called "Shout Out Louds" made a mould you could make an ice record out of. It's really neat.
@largeeugene3373
@largeeugene3373 3 года назад
wow, the first attempt went from a niche treat to a broken beat in just one second.
@anchorbubba
@anchorbubba 3 года назад
the vu meter is so beautifully sensitive and accurate, i cant help staring at it
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056
@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 3 года назад
They dont make them like that anymore
@stepheng8779
@stepheng8779 3 года назад
@@bigmouthstrikesagain4056 watch last week, they do.
@cptcrogge
@cptcrogge 3 года назад
Its a little bright tho D:
@worldtraveler930
@worldtraveler930 3 года назад
I still enjoy it.
@colvinscorner
@colvinscorner 3 года назад
your face when the record actually started playing recognizable music, priceless hahaha. Awesome video as always!
@harrychalcraft6371
@harrychalcraft6371 3 года назад
"Maybe one day, I can play a chocolate record!" - Yeah we all thing about that every day mate.
@davidfordyoyoguy
@davidfordyoyoguy 6 месяцев назад
When CDs were fairly new, I got a CD made of bubble gum for a birthday and it took my family over 10 minutes to get me to realize that "bubble gum" isn't a band and I can't listen to it. I have to eat it. They got me the Green Day "Dookie" cassette, though. Loved it
@BlueOceanBelow
@BlueOceanBelow 3 года назад
We need a Fruit-by-the-Foot Tefifon now.
@solarwalkman
@solarwalkman 3 года назад
Put me down for 20.
@phydeux
@phydeux 3 года назад
@@cellpat7392 - Nah, 8-track would have to be done using Air Heads X-tremes. One color per track.
@izools
@izools 3 года назад
I've got to applaud you for not letting your medical conditions get in the way of such incredible content creation. Almost brought a tear to my eye. Really, thank you. You do phenomenal work and are a true inspiration.
@ascii1091
@ascii1091 5 месяцев назад
"Bro why is my record player smells chocolate?" "Oh I put an edible chocolate record there earlier"
@callofdutyblack1000
@callofdutyblack1000 3 года назад
When you dropped the needle LOL I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in my whole life
@matthewjensen8681
@matthewjensen8681 3 года назад
Holy cow, I had no idea that you were a Type 1. I am too!! It's so cool to know that people you admire and enjoy watching share something like that with you. That really made my day.
@Fl0xtpvnk
@Fl0xtpvnk Год назад
Are you able to taste things?
@matthewjensen8681
@matthewjensen8681 Год назад
@@Fl0xtpvnk Yes! I'm pretty sure a lack of taste isn't a symptom of being diabetic. I can taste just fine, at least.
@tygical
@tygical Год назад
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@AndersEngerJensen
@AndersEngerJensen 3 года назад
Haha, brilliant! You’ve heard it, I’ve ate a bit. I better get my insulin! 😂 I won’t be making my records available on this though... gonna be a lossy project in all aspects of the word! 🤪
@juergenbernhard5442
@juergenbernhard5442 3 года назад
not to mention the "care" some postal services treat their items. How often did I get chocolate broken into pieces already. No way to play a broken record o matter how much it cost you :-D
@rivards1
@rivards1 3 года назад
It would be a sweet format for some CoCo music!
@moeta486
@moeta486 3 года назад
People have made similar things on wood and acrylic using a laser cutter.
@peterstepanov8062
@peterstepanov8062 7 месяцев назад
Haha! How very fitting that I come across this video on Christmas day
@TannerCarpenter
@TannerCarpenter 3 года назад
I was so disappointed that you didn't eat it, but then you did. Literally made me laugh. Good video.
@adamgill
@adamgill 3 года назад
4:36 - Did anyone else shout "Yaaaay!" at that point? :D
@hbp_
@hbp_ 3 года назад
"I’m not sure they even make these anymore" I wasn't honestly expecting anything that is still manufactured.
@Mahoganymelt
@Mahoganymelt 3 года назад
Making a short version of the video to send to people you got my sub for the extra effort
@maingron
@maingron 3 года назад
Pretty cool. Merry Christmas!
@edwardalexander9486
@edwardalexander9486 3 года назад
We wish you a Merry Christmas too! Let your 2021 be as good as 2019 (we don't mention 2020 round these parts).
@Nolroa
@Nolroa 3 года назад
Agreed!
@codeman99-dev
@codeman99-dev 3 года назад
Well... I hope 2021 better than both. 2019 was a very difficult year for me financially.
@TheRealColBosch
@TheRealColBosch 3 года назад
How soon we forget that 2019 was pretty damn miserable. Not as bad as 2020, but still terrible.
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