Please Don’t Destroy - Three Sad Virgins (ft. Taylor Swift) - SNL 

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totally underrated.

😂

Humour tho....🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Complicated it's by Avril Lavigne.

@@maurizioscorzamerda6353 That's exactly what I said after reading his comment 😂

LMAO

It's this or the T-Paine rap for me, LOL

@@stormvexed You just awakened a really old memory for me 😂

Should've been in Taylor's Version

Lol!

Funny!

too bad there wasn't a dear john (bowling ball head version)

Omg yess True

IF ONLY. This and Thug Story would be epic.

@@IvyCowboyand the monologue song

@@IvyCowboythug story wont br

Lmao😅

She can put it on Rep! Seen someone mention her and Pete together is Ye's worst nightmare, so Rep tv would be the perfect one to put it on.

3 sad virgins’ bridge is no1 cmon it males me cry everytime i hear it

What does bridge mean in this sentence

the part in a song usually after the second chorus

i would switch dress and 3 sad virgins. i love dress but 3SV is better in my opinion

Gregor Baby that’s the part of a song as chorus, verse and pre-chorus

Ayyy Brent 👌

LMAO wazzzzup Brent

This for me is the funniest thing since Madame Vivelda with Adele

That's the line that got me, too!

😂😂😂

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Highly 😂😂😂😂😂

REP TV FRRRR

… and these guys suck

on repeat every day. it won't get old

@@xanthigontica2828 amen xanthi

😂😂

I’m dying😂🤣😂

Why was he not that much successful? or he is so out of character that Taylor's character doesn't suites his company in the song?? why why ??

He has a song featuring Eminem and one with Adam Sandler. He could have a record deal easy.

@@ridafatimazuberi i think the reason why we are so surprised is kim and pete probably together

I have a theory that Pete is enlisting all these fabulous women to help him be a better person.

@@queenlevine3975 chill it's not about whether he is good enough, but he's with kim.

Me too!! Lmaooo. My husband liked the Wendy's part ha.

@@ladyrose3285 I don't get it. Lol. The Wendy's part was random and funny too.

@@jessicamorgan7996 I don't get that comment either, the Wendy's part was hilarious especially when he fell and hit the ground and they we're calling down to him but couldn't move to get to him! They were stuck super stiff up there 🤣🤣 so don't leave your hubby, he's a good sense of humor! Haha

I was looking for this comment

Just the idea that a doc would violate HIPAA to diss a dude's junk

Why ?

@@noellet62able worlds combining. & also Kim kartrashian sent Taylor Swift into a really dark depression a few years ago. Her idiot husband Kanye made a song and said how “he made that b*tch famous” (talking about how he made Taylor famous) Kim made up stuff about Taylor and started “TaylorSwiftIsOverParty” hashtag on Twitter and it became the number one hashtag world wide that week. And now sweet dopey Pete is with that woman Kim. So that’s kinda weird.

@@noellet62able because anything mediocre these days will physically break a millennials brain. Found the sketch funny but c'mon

@@kayla7562 u a weirdo lmao

Bet he broke her too…lol

Well, she _is_ the queen of bridges after all 😂

Same!!!

I'm an old man and have never heard a Taylor Swift song in my life. After hearing this, I'm going to check out her music. I like a woman with a sense of humor 😂

@@christheghostwriter 1989 is her best album, so you gotta listen to that first.

@@christheghostwriterAnd then the song "Thug Story"

I was looking for this comment 😁😄

It was my favorite part lol

Never gets old!

I know it made me rip ass. I'm taking I'm taking a fat pool right now

Only part I LOL at! 😊

i know i feel like they're trying really hard not to smile but it's hard because Taylor Swift is like literally touching their faces while she's singing like what a surreal moment

I would be too honestly

Can u blame them. It taylor swift. 😂

Basically a visual representation of em what getting make fun of by South Park is like

@@mott411 so true. I love it when the celebs in that show getting roasted just have a fun time with it. And then there’s Kanye.

Same

Same tho

same😭

Feel you

same

they will forever live on as the three sad virgins…until they die aloone

@@lastgirl7071 we all die alone.

@@lastgirl7071 Alone, but happy.

Please the a mount of tail these 3 are about to get after this is unbelievable.

Facts

Literally best line 😂😂

yes it wasss

How did I miss this masterpiece for 2 years

what deep lyrics?

@@josephlevie7107 everything from folklore and evermore

@@josephlevie7107 like "Did you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there? will you forgive my soul when you too wise to trust me but too old to care?" - coney island or " did you like my covert narcissism like disguise with altruism like some kind of Congressman? " - anti-hero

@@josephlevie7107 "is it romantic how all my elegies eulogise me" "you drew stars around my scars but now I'm bleeding" "a dwindling mercurial high, a drug that only worked the first few hundred times" "i can't make it go away by making you a villain" "i bury hatchets but I keep maps of where i put 'em" "i'm only cryptic and machavellian 'cause i care" "just between us did the love affair main you too" "band aids don't fix bullet holes" "paper cut stings from my paper-thin plans" "if the story's over, why am i still writing pages?" "don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled i'm fine with my spite, and my tears, and my beers and my candles" "show me the places where the others gave you scars" "did you hear my covert narcissism i disguised as altruism like some kind of congressman" "industry disruptors and soul deconstructors" "walls of insincerity, shifting eyes, and vacancy" "i want auroras and sad prose" "rain came pouring down when i was growing that's when i could finally breathe" i hope this was enough for you, joseph

@@realestrealityrealnessreal though folklore and evermore are my favorites Id like to add,"shining like fireworks over your sad empty sky","words how little they mean when youre little too late","loving him was like trying to change your mind once your already flying through a freefall","Casually cruel in the name of being honest ","From when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones I'm a soldier whose returning half her weight ,did the twin flame bruise paint you blue just between us did the love affair maim you too." I think she always had it but fully expressed her writing skills in the sister albums 😌💕

Good point. Humiliation isnt my thing but I'd make an exception.

he was SOAKING IT INNNN

I'm sure that made it all better 🥰

Yeah, having Taylor run her hand down your cheek whilst singing "Three Sad Virgins" .. totally worth it!! :-D

I am 3 Sad Virgins!

Yup, that is the core of a good biting satire piece. Keep a straight face during the most biting/ridiculous presentations of it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The only thing that helps me is to assume she was crying of laughter after the bit bahaha

This ^

the end when both of them look into camera and say "and theyre going to die alone" im like wow theyre both very hot. im just so happy for everyone in this video i just love seeing all of them succeed

This is my favorite SNL sketch ever. And my dad was watching this he was like I'm surprised she could do that

3:41

@@rachelrachel9152 Sure sounds like it.

Funniest line of the night

That's what got me 😂😂😂

the motion she does with it makes it the funniest line of her part.

He looked like Mr. Mackie from South Park!!!

And that move she does I’m obsessed!! Can’t wait to sing that to my bf 😂

@@nexusyang4832 m'kay

The shoulder thing she did had me dying. She looks like she's about to crack up laughing

Well bowling ball head boy's dad is a long time producer of SNL so that probably helps- but regardless they are super funny and that isn't discounted by them having connections.

@@StandardGaming Lol I love the intro to this comment. And really? Who's his dad?

@@JRoseKatz98 Steve Higgins

JAJAJAJA

@@StandardGaming Martin Herlihy's dad also used to be an SNL writer, but still very talented

My thoughts exactly !

Wow. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-pUBteFAMntI.html

yes!!!

Taylor Swift is the Queen of Bridges, huh? 😒😶😐😆😂🤣🤣😂😆😂🤣😅😄🤣😂😆🤣😂

@@sacrosby yes she is. And you are?

You watched it too?

I also watched this and have ears

@@silverblue73 (sarcastic slow clap)

Yes, that was the joke.

@@silverblue73 Some ppl like you were there just to see Pete take his shirt off. So he was just giving you a recap on the funny parts you didn’t pay attention to.

The artist crossover I didn’t know I needed

@@eileensnow6153 definitely right? So cool.

Why?

There'll be paparazzi pics of her sitting in his lap at some coffee shop by Friday.

Kim definitely wasn’t having it

I also saw that. If its true, there is nothing more funny 😂

@@sarahyallen Taylor's Version

The story goes that Joe Jonas lost it to that Ashley Greene woman. Lmfao yeah. Dude now we are wondering who Taylor Swift’s first was

@@Earthling108 probably Jake gyllenhal

@@meganlove657 Or John Mayer.

Oh Tay Tay ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-pUBteFAMntI.html

It's no Tucci Gang, but I'll take it

@@thekiss2083 lol

You heard his track w Chris webby ?

Still not as good as Andy in Popstar lol

I recognize myself in this.

Hey what's your Instagram

Just Ben. Not so much Martin or John.

I know right

"Dancing *on* them"? Let's calm down, now, LOL.

Not really.

What would anyone get out of meeting her?

I'm sure they wrote the song. So definitely a W.

Of all the songs Taylor has sung about guys, they're usually not about how they HAVEN'T screwed her over. PDD being the exception that proves the rule.

yes. taylor swift stopped being an amazing artist 6 years ago.

She enjoyed it.

Most people don't know this but she's actually hilarious. I swear she could do stand up

@@springberry007 ikr. i don't understand how people don't know that. actually, i hope your kidding and people do know that

@@springberry007 Her humor really is under-appreciated. She's got this kind of witty dry sarcasm with a pinch of silliness, idk how else to describe it lol

Because she is a nasty sl*t. Irony: Swift claims to be a Christian.

I can't figure if this is a sexist joke or just a joke I do not understand. I truly hope it is the latter.

@@222222ania ... Its just SNL dark humor that will parody anything. Boys or men like the "sad three virgins" unattractive for "popular people" will be be engaged in some other part of their lives once they fully develop and grow up to men ... Sort of like what the movies "American Pie, American Pie II, American Reunion" etc made teenage to adult male transitions people laugh and ponder.

a sexist joke? What? Never mind I dont want to know how your brain works

@@dheck8887 haha yeah just slowly back away from that one. Dont want any of that pansy overly sensitive nonsense to rub off

@@222222ania wait how would this be sexist? Sorry, I'm genuinely asking why you might find this offensive

This isn't her 1st skit with snl

I'm so confused by your wording. She's like the female Justin Timberlake. There's a freaking Best Of video of her past appearances on SNL. 😃

@@danielb.2385 Honestly

That what I was thinking yesterday when I was watching her old ones on SNL

@@penidk luv the youtube name btw lol 😆

Because you love her!!😆

And the shoulder rocking

@@bricknmotor yesss of course

Same

You’re so right😂

Crossever?

Exactly but now they are powerful duo for me

@@angelinebena9675 I wouldn`t say that a skinny fornicator and a sl*t are powerful.

Why?

I almost farted

It's not. They are 2 people with certain talents in one room. Nothing earth shattering.

💀 That’s so harsh but so funny I’m actually laughing

I laughed WAY too hard at this! 😂😂😂

I love the Jonas Brothers but your comment made me laugh a lot! 🤣🤣🤣

yooo💀😭

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Swift is an old sk*nk.

This is such an underrated comment 😂

That's pretty funny 3 sad virgins at midnight 🤣

This isn’t fair. Taylor would shit bricks if someone asked her to be in a music video where she gets roasted for being a money grubbing mega s1ut. But it’s perfectly fine for her to virgin shame? Black pill confirmed.

@@honkhonk5181 And also for being a c*m cougar and a false Christian. But thing is many of her fans are ignorant about what kind of creature is Taylor.

I agree

I hated all the sketches aside from this

@@milomongoose9976 SNL has been unfunny for the past 50 years.

WOW you must have a shifty life

Can someone explain why this is considered funny? Serious question, I'm trying to understand the popularity of this. Or do people just like the song? Or is it just "random humor" for teens, like "haha look at his face, haha it's funny how he turns his head." I don't see anything witty or satirical or observational that would be considered comedy.

🤣

💀

The sad part is they were humiliated - the great part is they got caressed and serenaded by Taylor. #WorthIt

@@christratton lmao you made the c*mdump named Taylor Swift look like something special.

Pretty sure you're gonna hear her chorus on tiktok every other post now.

It was dope for sure! But nothing will ever compare to Natalie Portman's raps! :D

Taylors last line"...and they (three sad virgins) die alone"...like snl audience. It was fun when it lasted but now its just evil leftist bs.

all too well for sure

@Blia Yang they obviously didnt write the sketch, and dont know if Pete wrote it for himself, and needed useless and sad individuals to lift his value like in corporate Amerca you need useless folk. And after ridiculing and using the loosers, you toss them away to die. Taylors puncline did hit the spot.

You can really tell it came from true heart and experience.

i also just realized after watching again that pete says they should do a song together, and they all agree but then completely do not help him write it and just show up ready to sing whatever pete wrote himself lol

My favourite part is when Taylor sings with Pete.

I just realized Pete says "PDD" and wasn't calling himself Petey D hahahah

@@Hannahhhconda Yo Petey D! What's the story with Kim?/ref

no

@@choakly yes

@@choakly yes

She's the msg of music

@@katdelrey no

I mean, autotune?

@@imightbebiased9311 you know she don’t use auto tune😂

@@imightbebiased9311 she doesn't use autotune stop

@@makeupfreak98 She absolutely DOES use pitch correction occasionally, and you can totally hear it in this.

@@imightbebiased9311 for the most part she doesn't use autotune. Listen to folklore and then watch the long pond studio sessions, which are live. I'm not saying she hasn't used it before like songs such as Delicate from reputation, but this is an SNL skit so this is expected. Her singing live sounds exactly like her albums.

Because she has became ''music'' itself.

I agree

You know why

Cuz she’s THEE Taylor Swift duh

Because of the voice stacking, stereo imaging and chorus.

I am sure that it's as much because I'm more of a fan of Taylor than a lot of guests, but she just LIT UP everything she touched on this show...

It was?

@@melissamoonchild9216 yes it was

@@melissamoonchild9216 yerp

FR IT WAS it’s been stuck in my head all day

She is also MsKingBean89. Absolutely talented

Shoutout to M83 and the sax solo in “Midnight City” by the way. Did you know that song is now 10 years old?!

@@NESherv oh my god literally a decade. i love m83 so much they have a lot of bangers

Man I hope someone edits this into a full song with out the skit parts

@@blissvii Same. I want to pick my nephew up from high school while playing it as loud as possible.

@@alexandercanella4479 but that's only 2 sad virgins 😂✌️

They are quite similar, pete is a fornicator and Taylor `s a c*ugar. Both are pathetic creatures.

Too old for her 🤣

@@rorymeyer why because her boyfriend is one year younger than her? People will find anything these days holy shit

@@rorymeyer he’s younger than her. She doesn’t have a thing for younger men.

@@annar6534 exactly, she doesn’t have a thing for any age tbh, she dated some older, some younger, Joe is the closest in age to her I think

Relax madden mobile boy

Taylor is an old h*.

The double standard here is sickening. Virgin shaming is just as hurtful or worse than anything she’s been through and yet it’s acceptable. If someone tried to make a video with Taylor where they roast her bratty arrogant nature she’d storm out and kill their business.

this was written by these guys, you know that right? not to mention, the comparison you’re making does not make any sense. it would really only be valid if you were saying that it would be different if there were 3 girls, which it might be, but saying them roasting taylor for something she doesn’t even have doesn’t really register to me. not to mention, it’s an innocent comment on an innocent video and leaving comments about “the double standard” isn’t going to do anything for society as a whole.

@@honkhonk5181 Triggered🤣

@@honkhonk5181 Dude it’s a joke bro. Learn to take one

Yeah, Pete and the camera crew are crushing it and nobody else. ;)

I mean... are they? They're not bad... but they're no lonely island. Those are big shoes to fill.

It must be nice to have a nice cushy job like this handed to you by your daddy.

@@DADDYFATSACKABLE I mean, they have their own RU-vid channel, right? They wouldn't have been hired if they weren't funny