Please Play "Metal Wolf Chaos" 

"Are we the baddies?" "No. We are THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"

I wish you were wrong but that is one hundred percent accurate

@@pepi7404 those are not mutually exclusive.

Pretty much all of history, actually

"MICHAEL" -Richard

"RICHAAAARD" - Michael

when i ask my parents why

“HOWS LIFE TREATING YOU”

It sounds like it’s foreshadowing that show “space-force”

Tinman Well she did diss him when he said that so she knows he’s full of shit.

When I first heard of this game from my friend like 8 years ago he said "You play as the president of the United states piloting a giant robot and your secretary is bat shit crazy"

President: "War doesn't suit someone as lovely as you, Jody" Jody: "how funny would it be if we nuked kansas city lol lets do it"

... whatever lol

Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he created?

That one at least had sense, tbh

@@akreid4614 this one makes sense here too

@@peppermillers8361 Hey it's you

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 no, I am me

6:24

Drugs

She went on to be one of the first to colonise mars, and set in motion the creation of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

God is made out of steel and his angels lead.

@@HyperionHelstrand she was also named Jody.

I don't and so will anyone else who knows about our soon to be Commander and Chief... Bandit Kieth!

It's like they concentrated America and then injected it into a game engine.

This game is so over the goddamn top and I love it. I wish we had more modern games that did this. I think the last game I played that was this over the top, but the same time serious was Bayonetta. I want a modern version of this game. A game that’s so over the top American that it’s basically fun awesome satire.

@@MVPUnlucky its called broforce, and its among my favorite games ever, that should fill the itch

@@droidixbacon but (and I’m not bashing sidescrollers or pixel games, I personally love broforce) I think he means a big 3D open game with a triple AAA budget. Where it’s over the top and doesn’t take itself seriously. Bayonetta. Which I’m sure I spelled wrong. Is a good example of what he means. For me however, the last game to scratch that itch of “insane but not overly serious” was probably doom eternal. It does take itself seriously but you as a player are encouraged to not at the same time and it works really well.

Nathan Carter It was said by a child saved by the President of the United States in a mecha. Yeah it’s dumb fun cool but in context it does makes sense.

@@RavenCloak13 It just seems more philosophical than it should be

It's also dumb out of context

In game's context it's actually hilarious.

Hidetaka Miyazaki has a degree in social sciences. But he never worked on this.

And who goes "Sure, whatever" when you flirt with her

a fucking catch

chaotic good

@@francomasiniofficial chaotic neutral

@@neogokiMK00 Chaotic AMERICA

Here’s how you explain evangelion Giant robots, Jesus Christ, and *cum*

Trust me, nobody wants to see me make that

@@JelloApocalypse We all want to see it

@@JelloApocalypse *raises my hand silently*

JelloApocalypse ok

Yeah, but I feel like that just makes it funnier. If they all put in effort it wouldn't be as obvious.

Mmmmmicheal!

Does anyone know who he is

“Have a nice day- or NOT, Micheal. Muwhahahaha!”

I disagree entirely. The president and Jodie gave great performances

or, just her barely contained glee that she found that last box of her favorite candy(and the expiration date was still good!)

I know the feeling, rip off. Brief me on the next battlefield.

...In America

in america

Every country belongs to the United States of America!

IN AMERICA!

Damnit y'all beat me to it

is actually is if you look at the maximum possible acceleration of your body parts

Joe Rogan liked that.

And then, the space half pipe!

WE NEED THAT TO BE A THING

Deadass thought they were riffing sometimes until I saw the subtitles

#videogamedunkey

Honestly this vid has quite the dunkey energy down to the title

Ah, a man of culture I see

To be honest that makes sense

Agent Dandy why can’t you say it’s “like” his video? Things don’t have “energy” they have similarities.

@Nunya Business you have no taste

Nunya Business it came out in 2004 for the original Xbox. It got ported to Xbox one about a year ago

@@glctcthnkr8059 Pc and PS4 too

I'm disappointed that this isn't an accurate depiction of America. Like come on, this is way cooler than the actual USA.

psl you’re correct. It is much cooler and more awesome than anything that is in the USA

That would explain a lot actually...

Richaaaaaard!

@From a DOOM fan doesn't feel that far off right now tbh

The actual canon of the universe is pretty hilarious, because just a few universe decades before, giant parasites rampaged and had to be fought by ninjas, and the President's dad beat the shit out of one of said ninjas

IMBUED WITH IMMENSE POWER

He wasn't a good guy?

@@Metaphysicist News to me.

​@@Metaphysicist in his mind

‘MERICA

Why are you everywhere

Adam Garcia really? Where have you seen me b4?

'MURICA **** YEAH

“Great” *laughs* ... *cries*

Well I thought of d4c in funny Valentine

"...and from the ashes, a new Ameirca will born"

@@shinzombie this america, too, will fall, but in it's wake, a new america will rise

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

From the guys who made Dark Souls and Bloodborne. D:

@@Dragoknightzz and Armored Core!

@Ray Chang better than we know ourselves

@@Dragoknightzz wuz dat smelllll? ... *IZ BLUDD!*

Truly, the Japanese have become more American than Americans.

And they still put the Moonlight Sword in it. It's in all of their games!

@@Vulgarth1 Hell yeah. I first knew it as MLB-Moonlight and just about lost my goddamn mind when I lopped off Seath's tail.

Wait this is a Fromsoft title?! I thought it was just a weird Armoured Core ripoff.

100% correct i speak as an American

This is exactly what its like every day

If you don’t go to work in your Mech suit you get a ticket

This is 100% what America is like and anyone who says otherwise is a communist spreading misinformation

@@Deathnotefan97 as an american this is true

So........... an anime? No, an AMERICAN ANIME!!!

I feel like this had to be the Ghost Stories of bad video game voice acting. Like the cast had to be in on it? The cast and the voice over director, everyone who translated this into English, they had to know.

At least anime tries

This is Donald Trump's favorite game, but you knew that.

@@CCartman69 pretty sure this was 100% intentional. Also, it was only released in Japan for many years. This is the remaster!

Probably because the game's an original Xbox era game and they kept the original sound compression.

@@muffinxyz7895 then shouldn't *all* the lines be as equally bad? I mean compression is compression but "selective compression"?

@@MazaAzi it seems pretty clear it's purposefully over the top, "sound quality is terrible" was a hint towards that among the whole thing being a satirical parody but yeah

The President of the USA is secretly a *gamer*

"I always make the impossible possible." *sorairo days kicks in*

Dont believe in president, believe in the president that believes in you!

And he goes to space, too!

@@mrunknown8335 "And the reason is, because all of us are citizens of the United States of America!"- end of Michel Wilson's speech at the end of the game.

They kept the original game audio, and audio quality for japanese anime and games of that era was not exactly the highest priority. It's like playing Armored Core 4 Answer with a friend "Wtf is with this voice chat quality?" "I know, no other game sounds this bad." They were still using PS1 era compression, think the original Resident Evil games. There is generally a bit of lag between generations, F.E.A.R. is a great example, it really feels like it should have been a PS2 game, but it is on the PS3.

Cause the game was made and released exclusively in Japan. Japanese games with English voice acting done in Japan always have campy "terrible" acting cause the voice directors often don't know what natural English sounds like and they literally just hire like the marketing advisor guy or the study abroad intern

Because I'm the President of the Untied States!

@@Trainboy1EJR I'm sad now because you brought up AC For answers. I miss that series.

@@5Chaor I still have AC4A for PS3, but I need to replace the thermal paste before I use it again. Servers might still be up, they were still up like 2 years ago, last time I played.

ROOOBERTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

BROTHEEEEER!

MMMMMMIICHAAALLLL

HEY DICK! would have been better

They made this after making more than a few Armored Core games.

hey dirk

MAKE EPETHET ERASED SEASON 2 WOULD YA

@@atx_wind1826 Last I checked they got the funding on patreon for season 2, so it's just a matter of time/jello's hands being functional again. Just wait and chill bruh

@@theSparkyDub i bee fireing my eeee canon EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You’re the good guy, right?

Dunkey much?

"Never released outside of Japan"? Devolver Digital has rectified this injustice.

Technically... there's Tiny Tank, for the PS1... the apocalypse happened in July 4th, just after promoting Sentrax's new line of thinking war machines, powered with positronic brain AI... the machines went rogue, after one of them killed Sentrax's fully-aware (and against war/machine slavery) mascot, Tiny Tank (btw, Tiny is small, rude, funny, and hates that he's a "cute killing machine")... the rest of the game happens 100 years in the future, and after Tiny has finally been rebuilt by nanobots.

@@jaysonklein6018 interesting trivia

@@peppermillers8361 It had a really interesting plot (war robots rebelling, and it's COMPLETELY on us and good ol' consumerism), interesting soundtrack, and, well, it stuck out from other games.

An American Robot game! (Made by a Japanese studio.)

Titanfall 2?

Try it, I'll bust out my medicinal m-1 abrahams

Liberate deez nuts

OMG yes, I want this

I can always forgive janky voice acting if there's clearly love and enjoyment behind it.

Cjtem224 I mean it fits the tone of the game perfectly

He sounds like he got his start in wrestling commentary.

I'm sure Jody was reading those lines with total glee.

spongebob

Dean Torelli hi spongebob

SPONGEBOB

Suggesting Jody is anything other than best girl will result in her destroying your building.

This was the origin of “America Fuck Yeah”?!

Wait, "America Fuck Yeah" *isn't* the American national anthem?

I thought the origin of that song was Team America World Police... 2004.

@@Trainboy1EJR it is

Oh, I have such a raging freedom!

69 likes, make a wish!

Might be a combo of "incredible enthusiasm" meeting "absolutely zero experience or coaching"

American history summarised

giovanni blows up sweet jazz city (2020, colorized)

Giovanni blows up the sweet jazz city baseball field (2020, colorized)

FOOT?!

And my epithet, IS THE USA!!!! *starspangled banner starts playing*

*phootage*

well we're not as bad as the villain who's literally trying to destroy america for no reason

Just like real America.

We are better than if China or Russia we’re in power. You are welcome.

@@AB0BA_69 Considering what have the Yankees done that is not so much of a high bar.

Oscar Oddie Ozborn Ozomantius go and try protesting in china or russia. When you come crawling back to the West tell me all about “setting the bar”

Where’s mine?

You again with your signature and what not

Fuck HK, China #1

Lev Obolenskiy free hong kong my guy

@@AB0BA_69 Don't trust China! China is asshoe!

It a game from 2004 that recently got a official english version it was originally made for the original xbox it made by fromsoftware aka the people who made the souls game

@From a DOOM fan this was way before demon souls was even made many think it was satirical comedy towards American patriotism

Are you thinking of Armored Core?

@@seanhennessy3968 nope it metal wolf chaos

If by 'English version' you mean 'official release in English-speaking territories,' then yes. Because the original release in Japan was an English release, which makes the decision to _not_ release it in English-speaking regions downright bizarre.

@@boobah5643 ye

@@boobah5643 Apparently it's because they thought the western audience would be offended by this.

Doesn't fit. Since this game is quite clearly superior.

Another good dumb game

Pepper Millers THE MEMES, JACK!!

"Make America Great AGAIN!" - Senator Armstrong

This game shares same universe with Ninja Blade.

Fate/Space Night

I feel like when making the ending, they just snorted actual moon rocks.

It's just pure distilled madness.

He’s voiced by a Japan-based actor named Ryan Drees.