Are You Ready To Buy? 

2 fast 2 furious

There is a sequel stream, no idea if it will get edited

@@ella_cupcake yea I meant if that stream got edited.

@@ksawerx9277 2 Ready 2 Buy

Yes please! =D

House Flipper has at least one horror-themed house, I think

the emptiness of House Flipper freaks me out occasionally, especially since I play without music.

"Are you ready to buy?" would be a great name for it.

Or maybe you're a buyer looking for an as-is fixer-upper, but all the houses are various flavors of cursed like these. You got "castle definitely owned by a vampire", "Peewee's Madhouse", "white void", "literally 4-dimensional", "one with a closet of white hoods", "abandoned church", "billionaire's bomb shelter", "redneck's bomb shelter", "3D Escher painting", etc. And they're not even haunted or anything, they're just bizarre (almost like a game themed around liminal spaces). Maybe you get a chance to meet the current owners (who are exactly what you'd think - vampire, not!Peewee, gamer, etc.), and you start to piece together that the realtor trying to sell you these is [trying to trick you into signing away your soul / curse you / turn you into someone like the previous owner / some other twist here]. But the _real_ scariest part is that, even with the discount you get from [selling your soul / getting cursed / whatever], they're all _still_ out of your price range. Now I really want this game to exist.

So, Surreal Estate?

It's on the second floor, isn't it? That just means you can survey your domain from the throne

Technically the house is in a snowy desert so I'd assume no neighbours would see you shit

@@hatgremlinisagirl I would be Extremely concerned to see someone outside my window, considering I would be living out in the artic boonies.

It's like a 50% chance there

Crazy theres even possibility theres a link in description of this video

Eh, probably doesn't exist.

Love the edits ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Will there maybe be a 2nd in the future?

tip for anyone who didn't know this and needed to dig through the comments to find what the text said: when a video is paused, you can skip the video one frame at a time using the , and . keys on your keyboard

I hate one frame texts

​@@clawcakes2but what about mobile?

@@teamchaos5101 i forgot phones exist sorry

Hold on... that message is up for only a single frame? I use mobile and had the intention to pause buffer it. I landed on that message first try! I was completely unaware.

the absolutely deadpan "just kidding" kills me

@@natalie9402 EXACTLY THE MOMENT THAT PROMPTED THIS COMMENT

I had Covid lmao

It was nuanced enough that (until he broke character) I occasionally wondered 'is that just how Jello naturally talks these days?'

@@JelloApocalypse that explains why you speaking sounded exactly how I felt. I have Covid and I just felt that tone of voice.

Stealing that idea.

I imagine that those who watched the movie Commando would be reminded of Arnie saying the line "I lied".

I think the delivery on "You two hang back, we got a portal." is great, he sounds like an old MiB agent.

Even though Jello breaks character by laughing, I have a special fondness for, _"Welcome to Act 2 of this building. Did you know it changes at night?"_

I like your pfp

​@@bazzfromthebackground3696everything related to the portal bit was great

To me that is more baffling than anything else. Why on Earth would someone BUY an art-house like that for the sole purpose of destroying the artwork? Sure, it wasn't my style, but like, if you want a house to make your own I feel like there had to be better, less expensive options.

@@colmryan9289 to flip it to mkae more money.

​@@colmryan9289 when you put it that way, perhaps someone felt a sense of duty to eliminate it. this house must've been the Dracula that some Belmont has spent his entire life searching for to kill

I'm very unnerved about that fact because that means that the black and white "FEED ME" guy is freed from his artsy prison and is gonna haunt my dreams demanding bagel bites

It came and left like a mass hallucination, or plauge of madness!

7 of those are for the piano

​​@@wahoodotwav the whole place is. You are the piano's guest. Its slave. Its hopes and dreams are yours. All is Piano. YOU are piano.

​@@optimaltt6070 Oh yeah time for an existential crisis :D

@@wooperfan584 HELL YEAH! WOO! REALITY IS DETERMINED BY THE PIANO AND OUR HOPES, DREAMS AND BEING ARE CONSTRUCTS OF ITS WHIMS! :D

@@optimaltt6070 YAAAY TRAUMA :D

16:07 Perfect example. "Now, this is a house that you, too, could purchase- WWWHHHUUUUU..."

Another example: 19:44 Alright. Well let's uh- head on inside! Oooooohhhh noooooo....

And he gets slowly and progressively more broken with each unfamiliar house, until he questions why he's even doing this anymore. Also i love that he's supposed to be some sort of demonic entity trying to sell them cursed houses, but even _he_ thinks some of them go too far.

@@bugjams professionals have standards, after all

​@@kratangg-arangbe polite

Jello is channeling a lot of Strong Bad/Senor Cardgage in these bits, and that's when some Coach Z got in the mix

The round-style library was already awesome, then Jello pointed out that the ceiling had a compass on it and it became perfect

I mean it absolutely looks like the kind of place that you need to complete resident evil style puzzles in order to get anywhere, but it honestly is cool enough that I would be willing to accept that as a downside.

@@evansageser6943 Friend: "Hey, Evan, do you mind if I grab a soda from the kitchen?" You: "Sure, but you'll need this to unlock the fridge." *[You hand your friend the Lion Medallion]* "The Tiger Medallion is in the library and the Stallion Medallion is in the garage behind Mom's Ford Fiesta. Good luck, watch out for the man-sized spiders."

I want compass ceiling

@@evansageser6943 See I LOVE Resident Evil style puzzles tho so that just makes me even more eager to live there lmao. Need to use the bathroom? sorry you gotta find the oddly specific key in the basement first and then rotate it so it fits just right

Send this idea to Jackbox!

@jackthorton10 I was thinking like the Price is Right video Jello did a few years ago, but yeah. If Jackbox takes suggestions. Lol

So House Themed Blabber Round?

honestly couldnt have put it better myself that it barely feels like a stream lol

Oh god this is an edit of the Zillow streams?! I feel like I almost broke from how hard I was laughing watching those

I cannot wait for Baron Von Pinappeln and James Bond.

ME TOO THEY’RE SO GOOD

Same tbh

The state government is trying to trick you

Yeah it's the last time you're allowed to see any color- they give you time to savor it

Color is regulated by the state

I'm pretty sure horrible things have happened and been summoned in like 50% of those

Dude that candy house was literally something out of my nightmares. Or a MeowWolf art installation

The graphics are are really bad with too much bloom. And worst is the level design is twisted and makes no sense. No real person would live in a house like this. And the texture work is really lazy being single flat colors with no details. And then you have these houses for sale. Must be where all the Unity asset game developers lived.

And that one house with the H O L E looking like Zordon's about to appear out of nowhere at the most inopportune moment and tell you that Rita Repulsa has escaped.

@@withercat1801 It honestly looks like something PeeWee would have designed if he was on crystal meth.

My only problem is living in that house alone would get lonely as hell real quick, you’d need at least your whole immediate family to join you in your castle.

The Buoyant Abode was definitely second best if only for the price and not being damp as hell

@@sevendrills4326 Well, unless there’s any kind of flooding

@@rynemcgriffin1752 The weird thing is IIRC, those kind of houses are actually designed to float so the place flooding wouldn't be an issue....however your house drifting downriver whilst it's flooding definitely would be...

@@luketfer Well yeah, that kind of goes into the whole issue of flooding. I’d rather not be 5 miles down the river when I wake up in the morning

Worst part it was bought

Ah, I wasn’t aware Lord Remington got into the housing business

Too bad it returned to the sea

​@@Barracuda539probably by some eldritch horror like a fishman

Up to

*in the deadpan realtor voice* "I heard you were in the market for a large living space with way too many damp corridors"

@@LiterallyNaven "are you ready to buy?" he says as the screams of tortured souls fill the corridor with their horrible medleys

Wdym these *are* in the backrooms?

As long as there are no portals or an underground house

​@@memkakes1514 "Now, there is a way out of here." ... "I lied."

I bet as soon as the person finished taking all of those pictures, Mannanan returned home from his journey and turned him into a toad

I can think of at least three puzzle locations: The light pressing against the painting, the compass library, and the organ room. The compass library in particular gives me "The one puzzle everybody gets stuck on" vibes.

@@fearanger1 They always miss the ceiling compass/clock.

Funny enough, I think it's only the floor that's fake, as the reflections and shadows of the furniture show up properly on the other floor.

hiiiii zedrin

More like cocaine for the mind

@@I_KnowWhatYouAre ....yeah you got me

This video somehow turned me off of and onto Zillow at the exact same time, so that's fun.

When the day comes for me to buy a house… I may tend to be more.. cautious after watching this of what Home I’m taking over from the previous owner

That’s why he’s so casual about the mysterious people, the Enderman, and the portals

those have gotta be my favourite three things

Bisexual polyams

They really took a look at the wide variety of people in this world and said “give me one of everything”

As someone who is bisexual and considering the idea of polyamory, this whole video is amazing

​@@Bulba413What's the third thing?

"Wait which country are we in" always fucking kills me

Exhibitionism, babeyyyyy

Me too, I got a laughing fit so severe my mother said she had never heard me laugh so heartily in her entire life

What gets me is that he's like "if you have a loud shit everyone will hear it" Fam everyone will SMELL it, that's what I'm worried about

@@fricketyfrackgettfback but don't worry, at least the privacy screen will cover you from the waist down!

That’s only gonna cut your loss of dignity by a quarter which isn’t saying much… I’m the Glacier Wasteland surrounding the home might have knocked your sanity down a peg… but hey, could be worse :)

I'm a little confused. Are they a polycule?

I'm pretty sure Brendan and Yam are dating...

@@gallow_walkerit says they’re all dating at the start

@@brokenman4414i literally cannot tell if that’s a joke or not…

​@@colonelstanderthey're just really committing to the bit.

With the candy cane enby

I'm personally rooting to see "These are the Blumps. They _may_ grow."

. . . . . wow, words!

And the migraine nightmare with the mirror ceilings and walls in the bathroom

When I found out I was that happy too! I'm somewhere on the polyamorous spectrum, ambiamorous specifically, and it fills me with so joy seeing poly rep anywhere.

Ye awesome!

thought it was a bit, thats really cute.

sorry i can't like this comment it has sixty nine likes thems the rules

@@fntthesmth423 you have my upmost respect

She(?) Was the owner

And it makes the “game of life’s” housing purchases seem sane by comparison

Thats the second stream.

And since it was mentionned : Play Looking Glass's Thief you guys (especially Thief 2)

Thats an angry upvote moment

That's Wario in a frog suit

WoaaaAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAA

Jello summoned a gate to TARTARUS

Of course he will. He's within every video, every soul, every house

How else would they explain the Candycane Enby?

Blood Gentleman is best girl.