Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my promo code MAJORKILL at mnscpd.com/MajorKill Decided to whip out my pleasure shirt for this one, interpret that how you will. If you wanna make your balls smell go here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
OI MAJOR KILL, YA DRONGO, Around the 3:50-4 minute mark you have a quick editing mixup and repetition of what you said. Idk if you are a perfectionist or what have ye. As an Ozzie I figure you don't give a shit but figured I'd lyk.
I mean, Majorkill usually tells you exactly what the video will be about, both in thumbnail and title, so I don't know if it counts as clickbait. That, and he's completely honest and forthcoming about his hentai stuff... No lies, no half-truths, just Warhammer content explained with frivolous use of naughty words and promotion of his merch and/or a sponsor.
I've noticed that Manscaped and Bluechew are both really chill about how creators do their ads. It definitely works because I have an innately positive view of those companies even though I've never used them before.
Otherwise known as Majorkill’s retirement home except his pleasure world would have a massive vat grown supply of Timmys that get thrown into a pit of orks for MK to watch while he gets fed grapes by Eldar waifu
I mean... Australia, sorry Catachan is a death world, not a pleasure world... MK has to look under his bed every morning to check if he doesn't have a Poison koala or catachan devil hiding underneath...
"Commissar Blackadder, have you ever considered becoming a Rogue Trader?" "Baldric, why would I want to work twenty-minutes a day, and spent the rest of it hanging around with upper class prats in a luxurious hotel, and have all my needs seen to by a bunch of moist, pink, yet highly experienced pleasure world girls... Wait what am I saying!?"
Baldric, i am about to say something that none of my forefathers have ever said, nor will my decedents say, "Baldric you are not a sniveling, unintelligent, cowardly, spineless, insignificant slug that is wholly unworthy of my time."
"I heading for the next pleasure world in the westindian sector. You will follow me later and become someone very special there." "Special?" "Of course. For all the other servitors were dumb after becoming servitors."
I’d be pretty sure that mental health facilities would exist on pleasure planets too as they’d be ideal settings for such things, likely including specialists from the Sisters Hospitaller who focus on that sort of field. Additionally it could be that the Schola also monitors noble imperial bloodlines for signs corruption here, as it could also easily double as a means to periodically keep better track of such changes in an isolated environment, without alerting the nobles to anything that was out of place.
Exactly. Keeping the Imperium's best from experiencing mental breakdowns is hugely important. They're human, they need breaks if they're gonna manage armies and stuff. Also that monitoring is something I never thought of but yeah: it's easier to monitor the powerful people if they're all coming to the same place periodically and chilling out. In fact it may even be suspicious not to be going to your local pleasure world at least once every few years/decade because "this motherfucker defo tryna pretend Slaanesh didn't give them an oversized left arm for the laughs."
Majorkill loved that choir boy line he said it not twice but three times. "Members of the Ecclesiarch can gain friends with the administratum simply by being on the other end of a spit" spitroasting a choir boy I'm guessing lol
These ppl that -cum- come to pleasure world. ngl idk how he didn't childishly giggle at that as he said it. Maybe I have just been watching to much Trash Taste...
But not only that, but did you know that high ranking members of the Ecclesiarchy also have access, after all, hanging out with choir boys all day can be exhausting
The map of the Calixis sector has 219 habitable worlds marked, 6 of which are designated as pleasure worlds. That's roughly 2.74%. If we assume the Calixis sector is representative of teh broader imperium then there are approximately 27,397 pleasure worlds in the entire Imperium.
The fact that I haven’t seen one piece of cultured 40K artwork of people getting it on on a pleasure world is a travesty. I’d do it myself if I could. Man, I wish I could draw…
are there enough pleasure worlds to visit without relying on warp travel? Imagine a hard working inquistor who dreams of his annual vacation for an entire year of fighting endless horrors and then he sets sail for pleasure only to have the warp mess up things and he arrives at the day of his sheduled departure, or months later or so early he did not even book his suite?
No wonder there's so little lore about Pleasure Worlds, can't really squeeze a lot of grimdark out of Space Hawaii. But hey, thanks for being concise and clear in your videos, even your sponsored ads don't bullshit around.
You can if you try hard enough; like having these worlds populated by people from across the Imperium, taken from their home worlds purely because of their grace and beauty and mind-wiped, then reprogrammed to be perfect living dolls. Or resort settlements are routinely wiped out after meetings between particularly high standing members of the inquisition to ensure that no secrets could escape. Frankly, adding such horrors this to paradise makes it even more grimdark.
Honestly the thought of an inquisitor coming to a pleasure world after years of going on a xenophobic genocidal rage sounds pretty funny. He or she can’t actually unwind, but their retinue is just having a grand ol’ time, but the inquisitor is just being a stiff the entire time… Until a bunch of xenos attack and they jumps into action and their “vacation”finally kicks in and they just start another xenos genocide on the planet and they just start having the time of their life.
The war of Rophanon was basically this except it was a guard commander trying to retire on the planet but was too stiff to do so comfortably, his wishes were granted to come back out of retirement when a local rebellion started and he took charge of the local pdf to try counter coup
Idk if the chaos god's are real in life, but every time I watch one of Majorkill's videos at night in my room, my parents walk in at the worst moment. "The word pleasure gets you stiffer than a lizard left in the Aussie sun". Dad walked in and said "what are you listening to?"
Got to admit I never thought of the worlds like this since I’ve only seen grim dark in 40K. Refreshing remembering a while galaxy isn’t forced to be emo and dark
I would probably imagine all but your standard baseline human of the Imperium would find these places sickening or a waste to the overall needs of the Imperium. The Astartes would find a lack of purpose and readiness in them. The Mechanicus, a lack of production and efficiency. The Inquisition, a lack of faith and usefulness.
@@billnyetherussianspy3187the Inquisition would say that's heresy, but living conditions in the United Empire are just a whole lot nicer that the Imperium of Man. So yeah, Emperor Zelevas > Not-God Emperor
serenade from the infinite and the divine was a pleasure world too, but you get to see the good and the bad sides of it. how the seas had been shrank and poisoned in parts and the workers lived far away from the resort areas in far less comfort. and eventually it got wiped out too fucking necrons/orks/tyranid/imperium lol.
I like how the vedios have some connection between them, like Majorkill mentions plesure worlds in his previus video and now look what he's makong, dunno why but find that kinda neat and makes me feel smart when I make such an effortless connection between vids
The thing about OMS is that sometimes they just repeat or rephrase on info that they just said. Which is prob why they can make 2 16 min videos on some lore that takes like 5 mins to read lol
Does it make sense that there are so few pleasure worlds? It would mean that the Imperium either does not want to turn more worlds into pleasure worlds or that they don't have the technology to do so. And if pleasure worlds can't be used for military or production it makes sense that pleasure worlds are a luxury that the Imperium can't afford. IMO there should be a vast number of planets that are heavily populated but where the population on them are intelligent enough not to pollute those worlds so that they are generally a good place to live on. But that wouldn't be suffering enough for the universe of WH40K.
Chaos also promises things to you in return for worship. Well if you are already on one of those planets pretty damn hard to entice you with anything better.
Speaking of Onemindsyndicate, he uploaded a video 12 hours ago and only has about two thousand views. As of writing, this video is only an hour old and has over six thousand views.
I wonder how catachan Jungle fighters would react to a Vacation on a garden world. Everything is a better than a day on Catachan, so a pleasure world could maybe give them an anurysm.
"If an Inquistor was railing someone and they suddenly grew a crab face." (Cuts to Amberly Vail) This is now my headcanon for one of the times when Vail and Cain stopped an uprising.
Yo, how about a video going thru all the accounts of battle where the Emperor actually took part, i just started on book 50 in the horus heresy and I can only remember 2 times where the emperor was in combat of any sort so far.
@Babba Yaaga Did you forget book 41, The Master of Mankind? There are numerous short stories spotted around in the books and interactions here and there throughout the series.
