Pokémon Emerald badly translated using random internet posts 

Eggman’s announcement should tell you that it truly is “badly translated.”

I was crying for 24 minutes. Thank you.

7:43 Looks like eggman's announcement got into pokemon somehow

19:04 "set off a grenade in your house!" Like that guy from 4chan that found a WWII frag grenade in the woods somewhere and then asked 4chan what to do with it? And of course they tell him to pull the pin and flush it down the toilet, and the absolute madlad actually does that? Needless to say, he died. No joke, he was never heard from again and not long after, someone shared an article on 4chan about a guy from the country OP was from (I don't remember what it was anymore) dying when a WWII frag grenade exploded in his bathroom and blew a fucking hole in the outside wall of the apartment complex. I bet that man went straight to 4chan heaven. What an absolute god. Martyred himself for the undying ideal of the lulz.

1:13 STAND: *[BLACK DOG]* STAND USER: Bromas

We not gonna talk about how sandshrew went from knowledge to mechanics? Like he got an education

7:45 Eggman seems to have gotten the wrong number

3:23 and I already had to wipe my tears three times. This is... Look, there's no way "good" or even "fantastic" can even get CLOSE to how amazingly hilarious this truly is! There are no words!

this was a really well written fan fiction, thanks killian

9:04 oh how the tables have turned

24:13 Hey that's me! :D Also that's a really old description of my YT channel probably like 7-8 years old. I changed it to something more fitting. :P

I have been watching this in the middle of the night laughing my head off as quietly as I can without waking everyone up for the past 24 minutes. This was seriously hilarious.

5:33 gay baby jail

7:43 9:15 The translator put the Eggman rant in a second time! Amazing!

I wish Eggman’s announcement was put over one of the cutscenes towards the end of the game Edit: you’re lucky he didn’t die

7:51 THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS

17:27 WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Love the 8-bit “Walk like an Egyptian” by the Bangles

9:22 Absol likes dead memes

Avoid melons- YOU NEED TO LEAVE-

"I am used boyfriend" That's the most relatable line in the whole thing.

Finally the god killy has blessed us with another video where he puts his children aside with his magnificent accent and voice And find kira and kink shame him

10:21 the fact that one of the items is just "patriarchy" killed me.

I'm severely confused about the method via witch the text for this hack was generated.

Big vibes!

0:23 ah cmon you didn't have to do me like that (my name is Matt)

7:43 egg man is calling to say he pissed on the moon 9:15 more eggman pissing on the moon

14:08 is the BEST FUCKING PART of this whole video if it wasn't 1am I would be laughing my ass off

God damn, everything is hilarious. Your comedy, the editing, real top quality stuff there mate.

I wish this was an actual translation for games, best translation ever. 10/10 Died laughing, keep making this, lmao.

/pol/'s influence truly shows "The Jew menace" A house labeled with "Has Jewish ancestry" "DAS JUDEN" (even better due to Anglos managing to mess up German grammar in only two words) and last, but definitely not least, "I am known as the Holocaust." Thanks for making this video. Laughed my ass off all the way through.

0:17 I have that keyboard, the keys are really loud and stiff, very fun and colorful. I don't use it anymore, I had it since I was 4 when my Grandpa built my computer. It's a good keyboard for kids.

15:14 When you learn how to draw

15:12 in a pokemon game..

13:51 Holy shit, siiva nelward gang

1:19 (Death Note Deleted Scenes, 2006 colorized)

18:37 fitting that Steven said that

This is the best video on RU-vid now

honestly I lost it when the eggman announcement went thru. I have also learned that I can't try to take a drink while watching these videos

Whismur caused the Snap. Thanos was just a distraction.

"I am permavirgins senate of the items people" Good for you bro.

22:07 Yoda turns into a woman

14:38 Law & order: Special victims unit

18:03 thats sex in brazil...

15:14 Oh, so _that's_ why Sweet Scent causes Pokemon to encounter you more frequently.

9:51 Quarantine: *studies going asshole*

This is great Edit: I don’t remember writing this

7:37 he is spanish lol

6:48 "-of Roblox and Overwatch!" I love both of these games so I just liked immediately after seeing that...

I was right to be afraid that this would slowly turn into a fan-fiction. Thanks, Phil.

Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)

(Starts hearing let's fighting love in the background) My brain:✨🎇🎆

10:29 introverts be like

14:28 - classy!

Alright, it is settled. I am going to be known henceforth as “Little Holocaust”

16:25 *instant dies* YO THIS HUNGARY CITYS NAME! XDDDDDD

15:15 the best ability. I wish i had that ability. 😂

1:25 Is that a JoJolion reference?

22:18 Ah... Wallace also fought in the Coochie Wars with Roshi and Jesus xD

You sounded less excited with every website you listed at the beginning... Omg I'm barely past the "roundabout" Pokemon theme and the second jojo reference and I'm already dying.. I'll just comment at the end of this masterpiece

16:50 They really do be calling me out there

Im surprised that not many people noticed that this isn't just normal artwork 16:18 I'm actually more disappointed of myself for already knowing that picture

Amazing shit as always. This was an absolute treat.

To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised at the kind of language the game came up with. Knowing that it pulled from 4chan, this could've been much *much* worse

3:22 Cards Against Humanity be like

1:31 I'm not gonna say it. All imma say, is Gen 5

Grandma is by far one of the funniest 'translations' I saw

Best videos I've ever seen in my life Also 6:46 why on earth does an 8 bit rendition of walk like an Egyptian start playing? XD

19:41 you doorstep, i gonna use that from now on

12:29 he made the stock fart sound

Love how rayquaza in the involved asshole, makes sense because he's involved in Groupon and Kyogre fighting

0:40 Listen to the background music it's a pixelated version of the "To be continued" music LOL!

You deserve more subs the videos you make are just hilarious

access to making honeybee suicide resulted glimpse translation: someone had accessed a honeybee, which killed itself, that resulted in a glimpse

19:19 what schools think will happen if girls show 0.000000000001% of there shoulder

man i can't wait for pokemon platinum badly translated using amazon reviews

I just laughed for the entire video and now my sides hurt.

0:40 Does anyone else here the To Be Continued tune here?

10:09 is the best frame!

I want to play games and romhacks translated with this tool, I never laughed this hard before at bad translations, you truly made my day with this video.

THE LEGEND IS BACK

20:44 And the threeth gen has flashlight lube

1:25 that is almost the plot of diamond is unbreakable

I was playing Gmod as 17:12 played, ngl, got kinda spooked

0:57 prof. name of a tree

16:18 yeah I'm gonna need a link

What’s even better is the at he used let’s fighting love for the background song

15:57 i am a part of those 145 Germans if anyone wanted to know!

I need this for my emulator. I don't think I can put how much I need it into words.

Oh gods, that melon joke took me back 😂 that was so old but gold

7:37 me when I have a mental breakdown

This had to be among the funniest videos you made by far.

7:47 sounds familiar?

1:13 is this a JoJo reference ?

i am quite dissapointed i didnt find you earlier you are super underrated

I've rewatched this video several times bc it makes me laugh but I just now realized that resonance was playing in the bg lmao

I just noticed the Pokemon names are all phrases that are the same letter length as their actual names, counting spaces.

10:57 Killy Used Boyfriend: Its super annoying beep boping

1:22 Jojolion be like