pokemon legends arceus as vines ft. an unhealthy amount of volo simping 

Great now I'm imagining Cogita going after Volo, Rei, and Akari for pestering her hermit life one too many times. Or more specifically, Enamourus swinging around this new weapon while Cogita sits back and sips tea.

"me, a lesbian, looking at a completely deranged and manipulative blond merchant man who could ruin my life without trying: i want that one" GIRL SAMEE

Why are these all so accurate? Also, I feel like there is not enough content about getting exiled. That moment legit broke me. I started tearing up. That moment really made me feel like everything/everyone had turned against me (if that makes sense). I could just feel the hopelessness the protagonist felt. So, good job Game Freak. Also, I'm glad I'm not the only Volo simp :)

Wow, how come I'm only seeing this now?? It's incredible

I WAS WATCHING THIS ON 1.75x SPEED AND THE CHAOS WAS --- I ACCIDENTALLY INCREASED THE SPEED, OH N---

0:24 "Never in my life have I needed something so much and I never known until I received it"

Title: unhealthy amount of Volo simping Me: No, you're wrong, Simping too much for Volo is always healthy.

Help why is this so accurate

I need more PLA exiled memes

I love Volo too.

Welcome to the Volo simp squad. Here we simp for the the deranged and manipulative blond merchant boi. He is the most fun I had with a villain since Ghetsis and Lusamine combined. Please like this comment if you’re in the squad too. 2:11 Volo was here :3

Oh these are GOLD. GOLD I TELL YOU.

"not in my yee haw household" PLEASE-

0:11 me too, also Adaman as well

*me, a idiot, simping for Melli*: IM A LESBAIN…

Welcome to the club Adaman, welcome to the club

I love the fact that you acknowledge that both Irida and Akari are lesbians

All of these fit so well I love to!

I simp (assuming asexuals can do that? Does simp involve sexual attraction?) for Volo as well, and it confuses me. I'm not into blonde men, murderous men, evil men, used-car-sales men, or super tall men, and yet here we are.

These are so accurate

1:04 same thing with adaman and sabi but flipped bc he’s not a woman liker

0:58 as much as Oshawott is my favorite Pokemon... why not Rowlet???? Travis is an owl too???????????????????? It's nice to see one of these after types of videos like four billion years though.

2:00 nah it's the other way around

Nice

I only accept two versions of Adaman and Irida 1. Gay as all hell 2. Secretly dating each other. Because PERRIN IS OBVIOUSLY ADAMAN'S DESCENDANT

Reply if you simp for Volo too much

I Can see why you would bé simping for volo But if I was a girl I would maybe simp for gold/Ethan

0:30 my reaction when playing legends arcuses

The last one is so true

I love

Volo is the best

2:11 Volo was there

Does Ingo have memory loss?

I want a Jewish girl that go to… temple and read her tora

Hey sky, wanna help me argue with a racist? Who’s also sexist and homophobic? It’s getting tiring. And they aren’t understanding. If you want more info just let me know

They start swearing the more u go through the viddeo

I beat up volo