Pokemon Showdown Salt: The Movie 

"I just want to show how it would go without luck" *Changes to a different team*

"You brought Mega Gengar to counter my Lv 1 Rattata" is a level of overcompensation I didnt think was possible.

"I don't normally use legendaries" *Proceeds to use an entire team of legendaries for the rematch*

Bruh’s ability to think other people need to learn from them despite not knowing what a Zoroark does is astonishing

There's a lot of good moments in this video, but I still think my favorite is that some guy actually rebuilt his team specifically to deal with a level 1 ratatta and demanded a rematch.

"I'm fit and have friends" is hands down one of the most desperate and funniest sayings I've ever heard when they lost so badly three games in a row. Also love to Mia.

I love how most of these people think you're supposed to tell them your strategy before the battle

To those... Well, unaware, the ability Unaware prevented the BUFFS from affecting the attack, but NOT the attack's base power. Which is based on the number of buffs he had because it's Stored Power. So while the actual multipliers were ignored, it didn't ignore the full brunt of the attack. Probably obvious, but I thought I might point that out.

I love how the guy finds out about Zorark a full 10 years late and only now decides it isn't fun because his OU ass can't handle getting krumped

"Your team has to be a joke" And yours is the punchline.

"You're cheating to know my moves" I'm laughing so hard at that.🤣

I love how whenever someone uses a strategy that... you know... works, but it's not what most people would do, it's "cheating."

People being fooled by zoroark while *being able to see the opponent's team (including the fucking zoroark lmao)* will never not be funny

Alternate title: 45 minutes of vine boom with calming music background occasionally interrupted with various meme sounds Edit: guys this is 10 months old please stop commenting 🥺

Lavos' quitpost is still one of the most legendary things that ever came out of showdown

6:26 Sac: you’re cheating to know my moves Also Sac: *tries to one shot a level one rattata*

“Bro what, I’m unaware” “You’re unaware indeed” “So why did that one shot lmao” This guy just overlooked the most amazing Pokémon comeback ever

“I want to show you how it would go without luck” *proceeds to bring altered team to second battle*

Oh man. Between the meme soundbytes and the fact that this is all simply *you understanding the mechanics of the game better than these toxic opponents*, this is an absolute gem. Bravo!

Can we appreciate how Lugia survived a x4 attack thunder punch?

This "Bruh Moement" guy never ceases to make me laugh - accuses somebody of hacks, turns out the strat was legit, calls you a cheater for using strategy that isn't summed up with "use your highest damage move until enemy stops moving" anyways.

The one guy: "You probably make less than a McDonald's worker" Me a McDonald's employee: i've never made french fries as salty as you are

Dude really did the Ash Ketchum thing and owned that entire team with Pikachu.

I’m ashamed to admit that sometimes I set the psychic terrain and forget that it blocks priority.

*Never have I seen so many people get mad at someone for actually being smart with how they play, like you almost NEVER see someone go “Oh damn nice move bro”*

"Cheater exposed right in front of me." "Ah yes" *Looks at visible Zoroark in the back of the party* "forgot to turn off my hacks sry."

8:42 should we tell him that Z-moves never miss ?

I love these kinds of videos. Not to mention the Grade-A Zoroark slaps to make your foes just either rage like children or call out "Hax". I also really appreciate how you make some of them just feel like shit- and I mean the ones that claim to be godlike. Makes newcomers know there's a good chance of making a grand comeback when least expected.

I love how they always go "NO FAIR, REMATCH", then change their team to counter and still lose

They going "I'm gonna report you" then reporting, mod comes in and mutes them is probably my fav thing about these videos.

28:50 The beat up on Ho-Oh will never not be one of the funniest things ever lmao. That guy deserved it.

11:08 Oh man he made him wait a couple minutes for the win? He sure showed him!

44:46 You activating rain immediately after his Thunder missed was the most inadvertently savage thing ever

My favorite part about all these videos is that the salty people talk exactly like NPCs that lose in Pokémon.

I have no idea what is happening with the mutipliers, but the knowledge this guy has about how the game works is pretty impressive

the weavile broke my mind, i never considered using kings rock on multihit moves before. thats amazing

To this day, I want to give bruh moement a solid slap on the cheek because he constantly said "not over until it's over" while saying gg at the beginning of every battle

4:11 "I like literally won but okay" *proceeds to lose*

Makes me genuinely sad that the dude with the Stormlight Archive themed team was babyraging. He should have remembered his ideals. Life before Death. Strength before weakness. Journey before Destination.

I like when people go from accusing you of cheating, to an argument more about why you picked a specific Pokémon that can counter their entire team 😂 like I would take that as a glaring hole in my strategy instead of being upset you countered my team lol.

"I don't use pokemon like Necrozma honestly" =>"Rematch me with my actual team" => Primal Groudon => Arceus x2 => Xerneas => Yveltal => Ho-Oh Sure bud

The Zoroark stuff had me laughing. Seriously, people in this competetive level don't know about it. I'm a filthy casual and even I know Zoroark.

I like how none of them realize that he has a lvl 1 for a reason

I like how “LOL i’m better” sounds like a super toxic name but at the end he calms down and says gg

"Player 2 sends out Tyranitar" "Pointed stones dug into Player 2's Tyranitar" "Player 2's Tyranitar fainted" 👏

The bruh one is hillarious. Once he was proven that it wasn't hacks, he instantly started blaming it's ability as OP rather than just accepting that he didn't have a clue how it worked. Always the games fault never the players in those cases. So sad.

Getting your whole team bodied by a Pikachu has got to hurt 😂

24:35 Lets appreciate for a moment a player that got angry but admitted defeat. Such an honorable person

I like how Bruh didn't even know that Zoroark existed yet it instantly became the new definition of not fun.

These people really do sound off like Team Rocket grunts when they lose. Whatever, it's freaking hilarious.

Saw Temp mention Photon Geyser ignores sturdy, prompted me to look it up and make sure I was remembering things correctly. Now I know that not only Moongeist Beam and Sunsteel Strike ignores abilities, but Photon Geyser does too lol

13:15 zoroark is my favorite... and it is only now I remember you can see your pokemon list and your opponent's... and the whole time right there on the bottom right... kek.

6:35 I like how he said you’re cheating to know his moves when he literally already knows all of your moves from the previous battle 💀💀

The more i watch Temp across a single day the more I realize "Hmm. I should never take any team at face value lest I get my shit rocked."

Regieleki is probably one of my favorite pokemon tbh. It just has such a happy vibe yk

I love the sheer number of people who recognize you and then go "Good thing I'm some kind of pokemon god and won't possibly lose" and then proceed to devolve into the very salt they wished to deny you.

46 minutes of showdown players doing what showdown players do best

People just hate Zoroark while I love it, such a good ability perfect for making people think your hacking and rethink what they do

You destroyed that dude's team with a Pikachu... that was amazing.

It always warms my heart when I hear different versions of Colosseum and XD Gale music play alongside your videos ~ I miss those games so much and so few people play them

13:30 "those kinds of pokemon are only used to win and make the other player confused". Hmm yes, that's what strategy game is all about 🤣

You gotta love how he shows it's okay to use legendaries just not to spam them

12:31 “Cheater exposed, right in front of me” You know what else is in front of you? The Zoroark sprite on your screen

Came for the salt, stayed for the fantastic taste in music.

“Shell smash is a cheater move” Says the guy with a milotic, which has access to haze Also imagine not having priority for a cottonee counter

I love how when Zoroark was told to use Low Kick on a dynamaxed Mon he just shook his head and said "Nah man I ain't losing my legs" then proceeded to die anyway

41:05 Octillery is vibing to the music, and so am I!

I like that for most of the sturdy strats people just have to have one multi strike move but instead fill their teams with legendaries and high damage one hit moves

"Zoroark is obviously a broken pokemon" My friend Zoroark doesn't get any STAB moves over like 95 power ever. And pure dark type is genuinely pretty awful. It has a good ability and some decent type coverage, but it is far from OP.

Did this man really complain about getting caught off guard and say it's not fair? That's literally the purpose of anything competitive 😂 Also "You're unaware indeed" was just so perfect

If I see a level 1 team, I don't laugh, I get concerned cause I know some shit is about to go down

10:26 I love how literally repeating what they said is toxic... I wonder if that is a self reflection...? Probably not.

Temp’s teams have taught me one valuable lesson, If it fits on the team, it fits on the team. No Pokémon is truly unusable

I haven’t played this game in so long But I still remember when I was playing, and I never used legendaries because I hated them so much, and I just decided I would use Raichu on my team Just randomly decided I’d use Raichu The guy I was up against had three Pokemon, one of which was Zoroark and so when one of his Pokemon switched in to fight Raichu I thought “This could be Zoroark…and Raichu needs to heal, GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY” and I used Drain Kiss One shot KO and the dude just messaged “Damn, you caught my strat, gg you win” I was just so happy So why can’t these people catch an obvious Zoroark play? If you see Zoroark on the enemy team…maybe, I don’t know, use a move that Zoroark would be vulnerable to Alakazam can use Dazzling Gleam, 4x super effective on Kommo’o, so bruh moement really just didn’t seem to think that through

3:43 Nice touch with the Vent sound effect 😂

I have been curious about these videos for awhile now and this is HILARIOUS. You are well above the average guys and that lvl 1 Rattata is a threat. Watching it 1 shot legendaries had me busting up laughing at work with people in the store. You got yourself a sub.

I like that when they're somewhat nice, he breaks down what he did and why. I imagine battling against him (and not being a dick to him) you could learn a hell of a lot you didn't know.

11:27 This was always one of my favorites. I love how he just can't accept that he lost, so he keeps making excuses. "You're cheating!" "You're using a CLEARLY OP Pokemon!" "You keep using cheap moves!" "No, now you're cheating again!" All I can hear in response is The Heavy from Team Fortress 2: "BWAAAHAHAHA! CRY SOME MORE!"

Having the balls to say someone's cheating, then forgetting about one the most unique gimmicks in the game, getting beat, then asking for a rematch.

I have to say adding the song "Supporting Me" in the mix earned my support.well played, thank you for hilariously blending sonic music in, it's cool

I like how everyone calles it cheating when he build his team based on strategies and not just legendaries and raw power.

17:22 imagine telling someone their strategies are "cheap" when all you do is spam legendary Pokemon and powerful moves and hope they work

I love how the guy at 8:30ish was complaining about the hypnosis luck when the sleep didn’t even matter lmao

I still watch these theyre hilarious but i also like watching the battles , i dont have these games but i am starting to understand them (after ages of watching them 😅😅😅😅). It really is super entertaining and brilliantly edited with sound effects. Thank you so much brother hope you get the recognition you deserve

I've never thought I will see a day where a *Movie of Saltiness* will ever exist ... It's *absolute perfection* . *Chef Bidoof* will gladly approve this as *seasoning* .

"Oh my God, it's _you._ The one who single-handedly _ruined_ this game with teams like _that."_ I mean, is it a _bad_ thing that you can win a battle _without_ needing to pack your team full of pokemon that the lore treats as _basically gods?_ From my layman's perspective, it seems like it would be a _good_ thing that someone with a team full of "baby" pokemon can go toe-to-toe with teams of legendaries as long as he understands what his "babies" can do together (and has just a little sprinkling of luck). Wouldn't a game where it was basically accepted that "graduating" into the high tiers means building teams from the same small handful of god-mons as everyone else be _less_ interesting to play and master, not _more?_

Some of these villains literally act and speak like Pokémon trainers. “Haha, I will just beat you and move on!”, “Get out of my tier with those baby Pokémon!”. The cringe nicknames they give to their epic Pokémon is the cherry on top. “Obsidian” “A Thousand Slashes” 😂😂😂

I like how Aegislash changes stances immediately after the taunt. The memes made it 500 times better

this really shows that a lot of people on showdown don't even know the word "strategy" I mean, if you see a lv1 pokemon or a Zoroark you should be SUSPICIOUS of it

I still can’t get over the fact, every time Eiscue loses his ice cube, you put the super saiyan transformation sound💀

Never played competitive Pokémon and probably never will, I enjoy the games but I suck at this sort of stuff lol. But I do love your videos ! They’re hilarious with the sound effects you use and the cheesy combos. The toxic with reversal/berry juice ? Awesome hahaha, and of course I can get my weekly salt intake from one video LOL 🧂People get so mad when they lose

34:20 went down as one of the most legendary rage quits ever LMAO

Literally every single one of these guys runs a geomancy Xerneas and none of them have any idea how to use it

There's a certain amount of satisfaction in seeing these toxic jerks IMMEDIATELY turn victim when they start to lose. "You're cheating", "you're toxic", "You playing well isn't fun for me", etc

Can‘t believe the guy who lost so bad he had to pull out the „Whatever I have achieved tranquility in life“ My brother in christ, the truly tranquil ones mustn‘t be consumed by their anger 😂

"Bro what. I'm Unaware." "You are indeed unaware."

I love how the Kyogre could have Burned Sawk but instead he just kept ramming his dynamaxed head into a wall expecting to somehow beat sturdy that way?

Absolutely love the people who say all these strats are "so dumb" when all they do is slap legendaries in a team and push buttons 😂😂

Them when they see an actual strategy work: Hacks!

12:57 look at what you do to your foes. THINK TEMP THINK