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@Grayfox988
@Grayfox988 4 года назад
"Tomar what would you do if one day you came home and Jaxxy grew bird legs and tore up all your carpets with her talons?" "I guess I'd be pretty upset."
@vfxninja5503
@vfxninja5503 3 года назад
"Tomar what would you do if we all ritualistically murdered Jaxxy with serrated daggers?" "I'd call the police?"
@tdata545
@tdata545 3 года назад
Tomar is going to definitely have his Jack Torrence moment. Jaxxy's going to be picking up around the house, and see that Tomar left a compiler open and read the comments he left in the code that goes on for 1,000,000 lines; "All work and no play makes tomar a dull boy" Then Tomar slides into the door frame without ANY SOUND to confront Jaxxy, startling her.
@KuonilerariLoufanwald
@KuonilerariLoufanwald 2 года назад
@@tdata545 "Jaxxy, darling. Light of my life. I said I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in." But read that in the Tomar voice
@tdata545
@tdata545 2 года назад
@@KuonilerariLoufanwald One of the hottest romances ever caught on film. Jake and Vicky aint got shit on Jack and Wendy.
@Tom-jy6mc
@Tom-jy6mc 5 месяцев назад
Tomar would be upset because his pee stains would be revealed
@sticklyboi
@sticklyboi 4 года назад
"anything can be a septic tank if youre smart enough" ~ zach hadel, professional gremlin creature
@Scallycowell
@Scallycowell 3 года назад
I know the pillows Tomar is talking about. It’s crazy that his dad invented those things. I got my second dog pregnant on one. Crazy trivia!
@OrangeYTT
@OrangeYTT 3 года назад
what's it called?
@joeygreen8091
@joeygreen8091 3 года назад
YOU got your dog pregnant?
@Scallycowell
@Scallycowell 3 года назад
@@OrangeYTT It's called a Liberator, I believe.
@IntegerOfDoom
@IntegerOfDoom 2 года назад
What about the first dog?
@KuonilerariLoufanwald
@KuonilerariLoufanwald 2 года назад
Dude really be bragging about how he fucked his dog on a pillow
@antijelly885
@antijelly885 7 лет назад
I crave the peppery taste of an aluminum can
@Battlefieldfan146
@Battlefieldfan146 7 лет назад
Butt Function Romance just a pepmint tea for me
@ccda3324
@ccda3324 5 лет назад
I crave the delicious fruity taste of Fruity Pebbles™
@Estinus
@Estinus 4 года назад
The shredded cardboard flavor of multivitamins for me please.
@monononny3974
@monononny3974 7 лет назад
"That is honestly like a Twilight Zone episode," It's honestly not Chris. It's honestly not at all.
@JarJarBinks4ever
@JarJarBinks4ever 6 лет назад
ur wrong
@BubJeans
@BubJeans 4 года назад
No you
@skweezee
@skweezee 4 года назад
Then who is it?
@WanderingChin
@WanderingChin 3 года назад
Imagine if you will
@SpikesSpikesSpikes
@SpikesSpikesSpikes Год назад
@@JarJarBinks4ever ur gay
@connor48880
@connor48880 5 лет назад
“You know these were white when I bought ‘em”
@AceAttorny
@AceAttorny 6 лет назад
Zach fucking pounced on that tearing carpets up joke.
@ashersligh
@ashersligh 4 года назад
Why is it that Jacksie and Waffle always sound like they're in another area code away from their microphone?
@BubJeans
@BubJeans 4 года назад
Asher Sligh nerves?
@warblenoise
@warblenoise 4 года назад
@@BubJeans Yeah whenever I get nervous I'm immediately propelled backwards 2 - 3 miles form my original position by a mysterious force
@furfixer
@furfixer 3 года назад
They had to sit in a special cage away from the boys
@drumboarder1
@drumboarder1 2 года назад
Having googled tomar n jaxxie, I assume they have the mic at a height at head height and jaxxie is towering too far above
@diddlenfiddle7311
@diddlenfiddle7311 2 года назад
@@warblenoise I read that in Zach's voice.
@dummyproductions4281
@dummyproductions4281 4 года назад
"To- to- tototoDAY junior, *_that's a little reference for you_* "
@borntopwnyou
@borntopwnyou 6 лет назад
15:40 W E I M E R I C A
@dutchmountainsnake5379
@dutchmountainsnake5379 6 лет назад
fuck it man
@mockbadge5765
@mockbadge5765 6 лет назад
Note to self: never eat to one of these ever again
@Lucaccino17
@Lucaccino17 5 лет назад
Ah whatever, those curly fries are still delicious
@swf_buccellati2098
@swf_buccellati2098 3 года назад
Dang, these two other replies didn’t understand that you were talking about eating while listening to sleepy cast and thought you meant Arby’s lmao
@mockbadge5765
@mockbadge5765 3 года назад
@@swf_buccellati2098 holy shit this was two years ago yeah these mfs stupid as hell
@Mi_King24
@Mi_King24 4 года назад
I love how jax said “asshole”
@pyrotechnick420
@pyrotechnick420 2 месяца назад
1:22 When Tomar says "no" here he sounds EXACTLY like Leo from The Darkness 2 "We're ready whenever you need us"
@BanilyaGorilya
@BanilyaGorilya 5 лет назад
6:55 Polished Turds Memories
@Nisom630
@Nisom630 6 лет назад
holy shit I live by that deja vu
@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 3 года назад
What the fuck Tomar sounds so different when he talks at a regular pace
@thepinkestghost
@thepinkestghost 5 лет назад
Oh snap, I worked at Dream Girls SoDo and now Dream Girls Rick's in Washington inside taking admission. Security for both must have sucked because no one was ever given tasers.
@PurpleFreezerPage
@PurpleFreezerPage 4 года назад
"So this stripper girl trapped herself in that job because she raised her cost of living so much. She couldn't go to college like she planned" "Well good for her for working so hard, I guess" What???? That shit's not good.
@PurpleFreezerPage
@PurpleFreezerPage 4 года назад
Mecha Sonic 1994 You’re should be more empathetic. It may help you be happier.
@sticklyboi
@sticklyboi 4 года назад
it is funne
@Kovac22
@Kovac22 5 лет назад
I ALMOST FUCKING DIED DU*RING THE BUSINESSMEN CIGAR TURD THING
@voids4818
@voids4818 3 года назад
Holy shit. I know what strip joint he’s talking about! I drive by that place every single day on my way to work.
@travismcnasty51
@travismcnasty51 7 лет назад
WA strip clubs are terrible.
@Rangernewb5550
@Rangernewb5550 6 лет назад
Travis McNasty Can confirm
@blueredbullbabyohyeah3179
@blueredbullbabyohyeah3179 4 года назад
Now this is a fact
@Y-two-K
@Y-two-K 2 года назад
i love hearing these guys tell stories and goof around without video games (but I do still love me some oneyplayly). too bad it's over :(
@ethyn1592
@ethyn1592 2 года назад
its coming back
@MrPainkiller616
@MrPainkiller616 4 года назад
"Hardhat" jobs are just as bad. The people that can't get into retail because of their looks or mannerisms in public usually end up at "hardhat" jobs, AKA construction, tree work, public utilities, etc
@troubleinbound
@troubleinbound 4 года назад
I find those jobs more rewarding than retail tbh. Having worked both I can say that I'd rather be swinging a hammer all day instead of standing behind a counter getting fat.
@ZzShy
@ZzShy 4 года назад
Hard hat jobs usually pay pretty well though
@troubleinbound
@troubleinbound 4 года назад
@@ZzShy truth
@denaharbison1295
@denaharbison1295 3 года назад
You could operate a Crain at a construction site and make about 80 dollars an hour
@imded1934
@imded1934 5 лет назад
oh hey an icelandic name
@MrShedom8
@MrShedom8 4 года назад
Whelp you know what they say, Deja Vu: i've just been in this place before
@chgerhardt
@chgerhardt 6 лет назад
AQUIFER...
@ZacharyWhittall
@ZacharyWhittall 4 года назад
also i understand what it's like being in a shitty job where you do the job of 3 in one stupid establishment, gross and feels so bad
@yosh9192
@yosh9192 3 года назад
The funny thing is that I know that exact Deja Vu he’s talking about Even weirder is that several people in the comments also know about it. Small world, huh?
@nothingforyouhere418
@nothingforyouhere418 5 лет назад
Dont ignore the truth. Face it.
@zentofroez
@zentofroez 4 года назад
Fucking had me dying in the first thirty seconds
@BigBrosFilms
@BigBrosFilms 4 года назад
Why does Chris pronounce Sybian so weird 😂
@ZacharyWhittall
@ZacharyWhittall 4 года назад
the girl sounds like corey but girl
@denaharbison1295
@denaharbison1295 3 года назад
It’s jaxxy I think
@joeygreen8091
@joeygreen8091 3 года назад
@@denaharbison1295 that poor poor woman living with “Him”
@puhskinti9358
@puhskinti9358 4 месяца назад
That's Zach, dude
@tdata545
@tdata545 3 года назад
Ia Deja Vu national? I just assumed that was like a local IL joint. Didn't know there were "stripclub" chains.
@hellxbabie764
@hellxbabie764 7 лет назад
i love this
@diyahwilliams8008
@diyahwilliams8008 6 лет назад
Plenty Sorrow q
@bettya.k.abetty8259
@bettya.k.abetty8259 2 года назад
Mick was thinking about a trap. Its a layer of water that keeps the doo-doo and pee-pee smells from wafting into your home
@drumboarder1
@drumboarder1 2 года назад
Ray Romano
@JimMilton-ej6zi
@JimMilton-ej6zi Год назад
Of course joshua "Ashkenazi" tomar's job involved being exposed to nsfw things as a minor.
@LinusBitchTits
@LinusBitchTits 11 месяцев назад
man you should get out more
@JimMilton-ej6zi
@JimMilton-ej6zi 11 месяцев назад
@@LinusBitchTits Maybe if you did you'd be able to understand what jokes are.
@MoonMan1267
@MoonMan1267 7 дней назад
I now skip all the parts with Mick parts
@ItsJustMilkISwear
@ItsJustMilkISwear 5 лет назад
my mom had those sex pillow things when i was little, but i didn't know what they were for and i used to play on them a lot.
@videonmode8649
@videonmode8649 5 лет назад
Name checks out
@coreytran7415
@coreytran7415 4 года назад
@@videonmode8649 jesus christ
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 4 года назад
So did she
@p.l.6397
@p.l.6397 5 лет назад
Aquafer
@chaisebearr.8552
@chaisebearr.8552 5 лет назад
these comment sections...
@TheTrueNehme
@TheTrueNehme 4 года назад
"Good for her for working so hard." Was she not listening at all for that story. The chick literally blew all her fucking money, lost her house and car, making getting to college that much harder for herself. But yeah, good for her I guess.
@IISilverSoul24II
@IISilverSoul24II 3 года назад
I mean she did work hard, didn't say anything about her financial decision making afterward
@Josh-ml5bc
@Josh-ml5bc 7 лет назад
Is that a girl???
@SpookNukem
@SpookNukem 7 лет назад
no its zach
@Spidf
@Spidf 6 лет назад
*breaths profusely*
@austinfaber2247
@austinfaber2247 3 года назад
Awooga
@blueblur9877
@blueblur9877 5 лет назад
who’s the one that sounds like a lesbian woman who talked about the cat lady carpet?
@blueblur9877
@blueblur9877 5 лет назад
Wosloy Waltrip the dead woman sounds like a lesbian?
@messitupmike8061
@messitupmike8061 5 лет назад
Jaxxy. Tomar’s wife.
@ccda3324
@ccda3324 5 лет назад
this is possibly one of the most buttfucked retarded comments I've ever laid eyes on.
@ccda3324
@ccda3324 5 лет назад
@@TheFrenchmanCooks lol how? His comment makes no fucking sense
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