Political negotiation between Fabricator-General of Mars and Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes 

My favorite line is HOW DARE YOU YOU COLLOSSAL MECHANICAL NERD He does not need proof hes the emperor's word!

"He does not need proof, he's the Emperors word" The most badass line to be said by an unimportant side character

Somewhere deep in the Warp, Noise Marines: “why do I hear boss music”

So much of this is gold but the “Oh you really think so” *crack crack* “Fuck You” Is the BEST part

Flow of events Kitten: Warm greeting Fabricator General: Warm welcome Kitten: Gets to the point FG: Tries to avoid the situation by expressing contempt Kitten: Brown noses and then mounts suspicion for his survival FG: Feigns innocence by saying it was just a menial problem Kitten: Removes the false innocence by claiming it isn't a menial problem and then proceeds to mount suspicion on the use of the proteus protocol FG: takes this accusation and interrogation as a sign of aggression, lashes out by questioning their arrogance to steer the attention to his anger instead Kitten: Prevents the attempted segway of the FG by instead focusing on the main point saying that he is here by the word of the emperor and straightforwardly says their demands with the emperor as a threat for uncooperation [Kitten: falls over FG: expresses concern Kitten: Claims indifference in an unconvincing pained manner] FG: Says they are false seeing he does not have any actual evidence of it in his possession other than an accusation Kitten and Group: Proves they do have evidence FG: uses his title to try to use their authority as a means of intimidation Lrak: Points out the attempted scare followed by a threat if it keeps up Kitten: Redirects the discussion back to the main point FG: Fakes innocence by claiming to not have any involvement with the protocol then proceeds to attack their confidence again Hammurabi: Is angered by the attack and asserts their current over-authority followed by a threat FG: Tries to assert their own authority Hammurabi: Blows a fuse and hurls a vulgar term and reasserts authority by using the name of the emperor Lockwarden: backs up this claim with an actual call with the emperor FG: attempts to intimidate Lrak: points out FG's increasing anger FG: Expresses his hatred for them Kitten: Redirects the discussion again to the main point FG: gives up and reluctantly agrees Kitten: Yuss VICTORY FOR THE CAPTAIN GENERAL!

Warhammer 40K was made of Metal and Grimdark. Now it's full of vocoder, Yu-gi-oh! and Idols. Things have full circle, don't they?

Remember kids, that ‘fine’ from Lord Toaster is actually him promising to have Kitten assassinated. That’s why the binary was so long. Also like how this is basically diplomacy in 40k. Starts polite, ends with feigned agreement, that results in obvious betrayal/assassinations that’s totally unnecessary and counterproductive.

I really like the long pause after the servitor falls on Kitten. I don't know why but it is great.

2:04 I am absolutely going to use this fragment in internet arguments.

The visual flairs to this are incredible. The black bars for the aspect ratio, the flashing red/gold colors, the camera changing as the music intensifies, the binary L33TSP33K, the spinning gears... I know that this series has incredible visual editing, but Protean Politics' editing is on a whole other level.

Kitten is adapt in numerous forms of negotiations. The musical negotiation is a rare form but one he is familiar with.

yes, truely imperial. "Please bring us the protocol?" "FINE" "VICTORY FOR THE CAPTAIN GENERAL!"

The interesting thing here is that despite how nice and epic the part is with the guy saying Kitten needs no proof as he is the Emperors word, that is not actually true. Despite it usually being the case, in this situation Kitten is doing it "unbeknownst" to the Emperor(yes we know the Emperor knows what Kitten is doing but Kitten is unaware of this) so TECHNICALLY its just as much of a lie as all the Inquisitors claiming that what they do is the will of the Emperor.

There's a line that is switched in this version versus the Stringstorm version. This version is "You have no proof I have it, your claim is absurd!" The stringstorm version uses "Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it."

You do the Emperors work friend, Liked

When you roll for intimidation and performance at the same time.

This is the finest piece of fan fiction ever. If more people made modern operas like this, I would watch them.

I have been watching this more than I would like to admit

This alone convinced me to start collecting Custodes

I love that the fabricator general has a fidget spinner

Why does this make me more into Kitten?

When he said "f--k you" mechanicus froze in place XD

Exalted Mass Social Combat be like.

That was the finest politics i’ve ever seen

That is beyond amazing. I have to watch more of this series.

After 1 year is still an emotion this video

Anyone else notice how "Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it" is switched around between the episode and Stringstorm's track?

Even the astropath sings his praises.

Greatings, Fabricator-General

You know, if politics today was like this, I wouldn't mind becoming one.

God damn I am not even that big a fan of WH40K but HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!

Even the most Grimdark of universes can fall into silly awesomeness.

I have seen this video at least 12 times, and I noticed the red (of course red) fidget spinner in the fabricator general's claw now 😂😂😂😂😂

I have a suspicion that the lyrics in binary are not part of the song

Kitten is exactly what the Imperium needs.

The best political debate of the century

Can confirm, Fabricator General is a colossal mechanical nerd.

Soundwave would be proud.

Make a U-turn.

I want a model of the Achilles Dreadnaught, flowing hair included^^

how is this so freaking good

Bless you

VICTORY FOR THE CAPTAIN GENERAL!!!!

"Keep dawdling and on your cables we'll piss!" my favorite threat ever.

When high level baards fight a boss

so if an custodis gets a new name after every viktory. what in teras name go kitten get for name after this anialtion of the fabricator generals audio subrutine

There’s some kind of harmonic carbon monoxide leak in here

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This alown shows the genus of TTS we need to get back I need to know that has happened to Kitten and the rest of the Custodes

Am I the only one to feel bad for the Astropath? I don't remember the "vanilla" Imperium mutilating them like that to use them as a cellphone.

Has anyone been able to translate what the FG is really saying when he says "Fine"

Never forget what they took from us

People talking about alexander hamilton rap politics being the best but then I show them this.

if you look the gears turn to the beat

Never gets old, this 👌

So.. if anybody wonders what the Noosphere is and why EVERY Mechanicus subject wants to be communicating via it!? THIS! THIS RIGHT HERE!

Warhammer 40k the Opera.

Love how all the binary translates to L33t-sp34k.

Beautiful

Am I the only one who can't stop laughing when the subtitle includes Machine Code and lose all my shit when Fabricator General starts singing?

"Make a U-turn."

ty friend

I miss TTS Warhammer it was so good

ASMOOOOOODDDDAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!

creates an awesome atmosphere I can almost smell it thats exactly what I like hails from drauglur from germany

Back is broken

This song has so many good lines haha

Yeah the mechanicus is built like they still use vista 40,000 years in the future

King

I really enjoy this.

Send this to 8 bit drummer.

This is how WWIII should go

God i love this lol

the first word in "Fine" is "n3v4r" in binary so i don;t think he actually said "fine"

translate the binary when the fabricator General says "FINE!"....

Gods I miss this show... GOD.. EMPEROR... GOD EMPEROR.. *comissar gun clicks* sigh... fuck... *gun shot*

Hammurabi Unferth is probably one of my least favorite characters in the whole series, but his part in the song was THE BEST.

What is the proteus protocol????

you truly a good guy

Make a 10 hour remix

I love this

Is it possible to download this for like a phone call song?

Thank you

[FABRICATOR-GENERAL] Greetings, Custodes, how are you this day? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to display? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] No we have not, but to ask you for a favour [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] That's all too bad, because I'd like a new shaver [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] The Adeptus Mechanicus' ranks you have climbed Even though you seem to explode all the time This seems quite suspicious, you have to agree [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] That is just my drivers being crappy, see? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] Then how is it you can keep surviving these blasts? To all the other Techpriests, it badly contrasts Your sentience it seems to return from the dead How this could be, you might want unsaid [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] You come to my planet with friction and strife? You somehow believe that I can flee the afterlife? Please do tell me, fleshling, is this some kind of goof? I don't reckon that you brought any actual proof? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] It's a favour I seek, not some sort of a brawl Were it not for my Lord I'd not be here at all Now, tell me, where is the Proteus Protocol? Withhold information and we'll be your downfall [Captain-General falls over] [FABRICATOR-GENERAL, spoken] Y-You... You al... You all right..? [CAPTAIN-GENERAL, spoken] Sound mate, go on, where's the Proteus Protocol? [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] There is no such technology, you must be high [SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS] *stomp stomp stomp* You lie! [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] It has been confirmed to be in your supply! [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] I'm the Mechanicus' Lord! You dare treat me like this? [LRAK] Keep dawdling and on your cables we'll piss! [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] Where the Protocol is we still haven't heard [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] Your claim is absurd, you have no proof I use it! [HAMMURABI UNFERTH] How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word! When you go and reject our Emperor's truths Then, darling, I'm sorry, but out goes your screws! [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] I'm the Omnissiah's Voice, and my word is as true! [HAMMURABI UNFERTH] Oh really, you think so? Well-*clap clap* Fuck you! How about we go ahead and call our Emperor? He's got a text to speech now [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] And a fiery temper [LOCKWARDEN] Here's an Astropath, why don't we make the call? We'll check in and see what he thinks of this stall? [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] That you have the gall! [LRAK] Oh, are you gonna bawl? [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] I hate you all [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] This is getting banal Please bring to us the Protocol [FABRICATOR-GENERAL] Fine [CAPTAIN-GENERAL] Yes! [SHIELD-HOST PROTEUS] Victory for the Captain-General!

I don't get it, but I like it.

This is so funny LOL.

For me, kitten will always be canon

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YOU LIE!

A Reminder that this is just a parody show 🤣

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