"POOR MANS" Flowmasters! CHEAP Exhaust Alternative for Crown Victoria! 

If your car is stock Just replace the mufflers with straight pipe probably cost you $40 at a muffler shop or weld it yourself for under $20.

Thank you so much for your videos bro! I'm from Wisconsin. I just bought a 2009 p71. I'm putting new fenders on and new exhaust. New wheels and tires. Also going to check out the intake manifold thanks to you video for the knowledge

Thanks for the time that you took to make the video

There is more to an exhaust than just loud. I am getting an exhaust fabbed up at my local muffler shop. The difference is I am going to supply all the main parts. All he has to make the tail pipes and weld Everything together. Jones Exhaust Flowpack 1-chamber mufflers ($32 each), Walker H-Pipe mid-section ($45), exhaust tips ($45), and hangers ($30). About $350 in labor and I am all good. The parts are dirt cheap on Amazon. Don't have the money? Then buy a part of two every payday. That's what I did. Now that the freeze is over in Texas all I need is a day off to get it done.

2.0. The white Vic sounds like crap lol

Imagine if the Marauders sounded like the Crown Vic at the start

I'm sending this to my exhaust guy. Then my congressman lmao 🤣

Unfortunately we have cops in our town so mufflers are needed

The black one sound like an old pickup truck and the white one sounds like it's revving on 6 cylinders.

I have yet to hear straight pipes that actually sound good…to me. Of course, it’s all a matter of opinion. To me, straight pipes on almost any vehicle are just loud. And to me, there’s a difference between loud exhaust and good sounding exhaust. To sound “good”, I think most of us like something louder than stock. But to just be loud doesn’t cut it. There are a lot of cheap, relatively loud mufflers out there. Everybody makes a cheap Flowmaster knock-off. Even down to the ten series (LOUD). And Dynomax Race Bullets are cheap too. However, I can’t argue with the low cost of cutting off your mufflers. Different strokes! …BTW…Crown Vics rule! I’ve had two…so far…

Just delete 2 rear cats and mufflers. Have 2 front cats and just straight pipe. Cost you next to nothin and it sounds best

I hate straight pipes...but that popping on deceleration sounds bad ass. Also, aren’t you worried about the axle hitting those pipes if you go over a bump too fast?

It needs a muffler to clean that blatty popping sound up. It doesnt sound tuned. It sounds like it has s miss. Summit mufflers are 30 a piece and you butt clamp them in for like 75 bux.

It sounds and looks great

Sounds great but under the axle? I couldn’t do it and feel safe. I’m in the city where that’s a bad idea. But it does sound good.

Routing the pipes under the axles got me so confused

the black vic sounds wayy better and its safer too since the fumes go all the way out... have you thought about some "chromies" (tailpipes)like the fox body mustangs had? ill be taking my CVLX (civillian vic) to the muffler shop to have "phase one" of the exhaust done...hopefully tuesday... she wont be loud after phase one...but when she goes back for phase two shes comin outta there sounding saweeeet!

How can I budget build my single exhaust 05 grand marquis to dual exhaust w/o the CEL staying on?

EDIT i did cut the tips off and put my single chambwrs on and it sounds amazing. I bought my vic with true straight pipes, no cats at all. It's so obnoxiously loud it's the first straight piped car I've owned that's too loud for me. And it wouldn't be that bad but I can't STAND the sound from the murauder tips on it. They gotta come off. I think I'll cut them off and put mufflers in their place so it is closer to how the newer mustang exhausts are routed.

Been watching you for a little while. And you inspire me so much saving up for a p71 now!!

Thanks for this presentation! A couple questions to make sure I understand as I'm not as knowledgeable as some of you. So has anyone tried to set up a system without the original mufflers but with the resonators still in place (if equipped with resonators as I know CVPI did not have them)? I'm curious what that would sound like. On your car what you did originally (1.0, right?) was to have the exhaust system cut off after the rearmost catalytic converters, and it was good, but that you felt that the exhaust droned too much, especially when taking a longer trip like on the highway. Is that right? ---So are you saying that the 2.0 was simply adding exhaust pipe back in place of the original routing but without the mufflers (or the resonators on cars that have them) resulted in quieting down the droning, but still gave a good or even superior sound?? I also noticed that it appears the exhaust is routed below the rear axle. I routed mine above the rear axle to avoid clearance issues. Or did I misunderstand? thanks for clarifying. Wouldn't simply eliminating the mufflers alone (on dual exhaust Panther models) and putting a straight pipe in place, have a similar effect? I'm asking because i recently picked up a 2007 Town Car (mostly same chassis) and it has the resonators unlike on your CVPI.

Don’t like either, definitely don’t like raspy exhaust.

I like the white one how it sounded

I ordered 2 glass packs last night. Will be putting them on my 09 p71 Soon as they come in

I love the cackling sound and I'd like some more information bro all you showed was the cut and compression not the how too

I don’t if it was the camera but I like it better when you did the side pipes.( older vid )

“Sounds just like a NASCAR... stock car” 😂 nice save, the comment section would’ve turned into a warzone with grammar police

I have a 03 grand marquis. I am looking into Installing some aftermarket exhaust if I get catbacks or axelbacks do I need to tune my car? Can someone help.

What's the sound difference between the single exhaust muffler delete on the marquis vs a muffler delete on a dual exhaust marquis?

What do you think about doing the same to a 1995 Vic LX? Would it be worth it for mine?

Worst sounding Crown Vic I’ve ever heard. You’d be better off replacing the mufflers and leaving the factory H-pipe.

I thought you had them coming out the sides on this car....also do you even have cats in the equation for this set up? Just for emissions states

Sounds like someone is farting for a long time while driving😂😂😂😂

Alright how do I get the tips like the black Vic I have the original exhaust set up on my 05 p71 but want the tips done

Defiantly PoorMans 2.0 100% when I heard the 1st one I’m sitting here like ok ok 👌🏾then you revved the 2.0 I’m like yeah no doubt 😂

That with the rear cats removed?

I got that same hat from Walmart brother very cool 😎

mine has a muffler delete and an h-pipe delete and ppl turn their heads whenever i pass em, but since i dont have tint its hard to tell if they do or not but some do 👀

Both pretty loud for this old guy but I like it when you young guys do it. My setup gonna be custom cause I’m probably going 3” and I want an h-pipe.

2.0 👍 Looks like it might be the answer for the pathetic single exhaust on my LX.

What size piping do you have on it?

I like yours videos

I mean not perfect but gets the job done opening that v8. I have a lt1 gotta say those ford 4.6s sound like a beast.

Cool ! The tips stick out too far though. Shorten them a bit. What i would do anyway, and nicer tips.

The white one sounds haunting

How can I get around the fire suppression system?

I'm weird. I like quiet. At my job. I do a lot of idling and slow creep patrol. This is in my own 1998 P71. A another client I get to use the company 2011 P7B black and white. Both are very quiet and sneaky. Plus, my wife also drives our P71 and after listening to some of your videos she laid the law down and said no to any muffler adjustments. 😪

Do you still have the cats on?

Where exactly did you cut the pipe. Get more specific please

Where can I buy this

It depends on what day of the week it is 😂

2.0 is definitely hands down better lol

2.0 sounds better but I would get a ticket in my state for having that on my vic.

Still sounds tuff.

do you still have the cats and resonator on? or is it completely straight pipes ?!

i’m looking to do the black vic exhaust to mine. (2.0) did u take out the h-pipe and just run 2 pipes? and is the size of the pipes just the stock size?

Should have just bought or put your old tail pipes on lol

i saw poor mans and i clicked :)

My grand marquis has stock cats, aftermarket H pipe and fleet farm tips off the H. Everything is cut out and it costed me $75. And it's loud asf

I'm saving up for a new p71

Drop it 3am we dont wanna wait

Is that just a muffler delete or did you have the cats deleted too?

Is that a straight 2" pipe all the way? Or did you go bigger?

Just a random question, but where did you get that D.A.R.E. decal?

true dual right?

2.0 best sound

Definitely not the one to popularize cutting off mufflers

I honestly think the first iteration of the poor man's muffler sounded better. The more growly sound instead of the slapping sound works better. The new one claps a little too much I would almost throw a cherry bomb on each pipe to try and get rid of the raspiness.

Is that done right without setting off the check engine light

I know that muffler shop in Dickson

Interesting video. Yes, you can save some money by doing most of the work yourself, but why would you run the tubes under the axle? Sooner or later the tubes will be bent or crushed by the axle when you go over a bump or a dip and, "back to the shop!" The black Vic sounds good! I think you might shorten the tips a a bit though, because if you happen to be backing up to a wall and forget how long they are, "CRUNCH! Your friends (white) car should have the pipes routed to the edge of the body though, so he doesn't risk carbon monoxide poisoning.

The 2.0 sounds better and looks better 😉 too.

Thats Illegal ,?? In texas

Hey so I have a 2008 grand marquis. Is this really just a straight pipe? Or is there more to it. I hope you can respond cuz I really wanna do this to mine.

The black car sounds much better.

That is an insult to poor people everywhere.

Definitely needs some nice chrome tips from a junkyard car or something other than that 👍👍

i cut the rear cats off my 05 p71 and i put glass pack on my car and now i cant get the check engine light out after changing the o2 censors what do u recommend for it

My ears can't take it on the video

Anyone know a muffler shop in the Atlanta metro area??? 😔

2.0 sound better I have flow masters on mines but I want stock

2.0 sounds great with the rumble pops

Sounds like a x pipe

I need some videos from the inside.

Definitely 2.0!

The black cv

Resonator tips.

The black 1

By by gas

Will the 98 throttle body spacer work on a 2004 Crown Victoria p71.

If that was legal in California... Need a muffler to pass smog...

I need that on my mercury grand marquis. 👍👍🔥🔥🔥

I have a 2008 vic that uses gas or propane that I am selling

Sounds like a yee yee truck im glad i never dont that

That's sounds like more like cheap scape exhaust

Muffiler 2.0

black one sounds better

non no good

2.0 sounds much better to me bro

That doesn't sound great.