Poor People in Every Teen Dystopian Movie 

What’s the title of this Hunger Games movie?

It's not a dystopian future without a radio that's 1000 times worse than modern radios.

In the land of the smooth the one-pubed man is king.

Joefurr has the most relatable backstory. I've sold so many sisters for rust that I've lost count.

The "ruling class" not knowing the oppressed and poor people even actually existed would be a great inversion of the tropes in a full blown dystopian movie. Like avoiding capture is really just them accidentally keeping themselves from being helped by the people with resources.

"There it is...President Senator's Big Tower. It's even thicker than it was in my dream." Instantly a banger script, I don't even need to watch the rest of the video to know that this is a good one

I mean, yeah, somehow it's always the ludicrously attractive girl/guy who has ties to to the upper class in some way and thus could fit in who becomes the rebel, and not the ugly pissdirt farmer who dreams of a better life after he realizes the only way he can pissdirt farm in peace is if he leads a rebellion of his numerous pissdirt farmers, and they discover that years of abuse and being covered in both dirt, and piss have made them nearly immune to the fantasy laser weapons, genetically engineered bees, and hypersonic ringing noises used to oppress them. And then there'll be some old man clapping when it's all over going: "Yes, Yes! Everything has gone according to keikaku! Our true plan was to create true ubermensch,, empowered by the most powerful matter in the land. Pissdirt."

I love the accuracy with the unnecessary naming conventions.

"I was addicted to Rust" Damn, you had a gaming PC down there?

I am genuinely baffled at why and how their videos are so good. The production quality would be insane for a channel literally 100 times their size. I can only assume that they're doing actual productions and this is just a fun creative outlet for them. Either way, thank god Joel recommended this channel, such a gem! Thanks for your hard work, guys

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michael did the barber thing not even for the pay, but it was still a bonus.

Fucking hotdog pendant reveal made me choke😂

Gotta say, the backstory was pretty solid in this dystopian world.

Everyone in the apocalypse dresses like they're from Portland

I get where he's coming from, the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic.

Can’t wait for Jopher to enter the ritual to pick one of the facthousetricts that make up this world, the brave guys, smart guys, or evil dudes, only to find out he has traits from *gasp* all of them!?

Joefurr and Payson sound like such normal names, but are simultaneously the goofiest thing someone could name their child. This is perfect

I like the idea that a Dystopia has layers where each is worse then the last to the point where its grimderp.

this man trimmed my hair with the teeth while i slept - i awoke without a pube to my name. it took me days to grow my fortune back

"I grew up in the Underhole..." That was when I knew this was going to only get better as it went.

C'mon! President Senator's not that bad. I've heard he's not even that corrupt!

I just wanted to say thank you guys so much, you guys bring so much joy to me each and every day

SkuzTroopers helped me with my taxes! Didn't know baby gladiator has so many taxes breaks.

This is the most Ive ever seen you edge yourself without laughing and use it in the final cut

0:48 Those goddam Scuztroopers

"A cumrunner for the collective" hahahahaha But for real those scuzztroopers have INSANE costumes where can I get one?

The quality just KEEPS GETTING BETTER. I’ve been with you guys for a while and it’s been a pleasure seeing the channel grow

"To surviiiiiive."😂😂😂

We need flashbacks to Chopher cumrunning for The Collective. Or maybe when he sells his sister for a hit of rust. Or even of Pason learning at his education cube. In fact I just need this to be a whole movie.

And then, in a pivotal moment in the final battle, he looks at the hot dog pendant his Uncle Jorbo gave him on his deathbed and remembers the reason he fought so hard to survive. All those years as a pube-barber led to this.

I want more "Teen Dystopian Movie" lore

I love how it's just genosis.

What does it mean to "gladiator" a baby?

Good ol' Geonosis

Honestly I'm so glad there's finally some cum-runner representation in the media I've been pushing for this for years, every since I finally got myself off the rust Good on you for bringing this stuff into the discourse

The video is 3 minutes 30 seconds long. But your memory of filming all of this is infinite, can't even imagine the will power you guys have to say " I am a pube barber" without laughing.. I couldn't stop laughing, and I'm still laughing... help..

i can't imagine how long the blooper reel on this one was.

I feel i should've waited after waking up to watch this. In a sleepy haze, this felt very much like a fever dream

0:31 I love the detail that Joefurr interrupted Pason, who was about to say “I don’t understand,” by saying “You don’t understand.”

Dystopia where it's only horrible in 1 highly specific location and everything else is fine

The production value is so good now wtf. I love it

The moment I heard the word "crustfall" I knew this was gonna be a classic

“Like a desk?,” will never not get a laugh out of me.

"Pube barber... *Barber of pubes"* Honestly sounds like a suberhero name

My favorite running gag is that their names are just a normal name with a different first letter.

The costumes are always top notch

Lmfao I love all the names and made up words they give concepts like sunset. So funny these guys are great

These genre of films always give me nostalgia flashbacks back to when I was, but a sapling eagerly starting the youngling re-education endlessment protocol mandate and being told by my assigned proto birth givers that I must be back to the biome by crustfall

1:56 - Michael on the verge of laughing and I can't fathom how he didn't haha

"We didn't have... education cubes like you surface dwellers did" "... Like a desk?"

I've watched this 10 times in 2 days, still laughing my ass off at "I had to gladiator a baby" and "pube barber" 😂😂😂

This and the "Who crapped my pants?" Skit are my favorite. "WHEN SKUZ TROOPERS RAIDED OUR CRAMP-CAMP" LMFAO

He ate a full set of armor. To survive ... And for the rust !

I literally can’t comprehend what I just watched

The Scuzztroopers’ design is sick as hell

i love how consistently funny you guys are. your production quality is great. i espcially love your fiction stuff.

Super funny skit, but also the virtual production on this was really good. All the matching for lighting/camera angles/compositing looked super great

Wasn't Catness super poor?

the “you could have come up at any time” would unironically make for a banger of a twist

1:45 having to hold back laughter at this part while my brother was taking an exam in the next room was one of the hardest things I've had to do this year 🤣

I love the rich=hot guy in the video became poor=dumb in the thumbnail compared to Jennifer Lawrence.

almost as if they are all written by people whose greatest difficulty was not acing math test and not getting the brand name cloth.

This series was always checked out at my local library.

Conversely, most adult dramas focus on fabulously wealthy characters.

They complain more about their town and other things rather than the dystopian regime

How did this low-budget production get the most badass villain-soldier costumes ever?

I don't understand any of the movie references in this, but I still think it's one of the funniest things you guys have ever made!

You guys set a higher and higher bar with every new video

You guys should make a video about a grandchild playing a world war 2 video game but the grandpa has the headset on in the other room

These are getting better and better!💯💪Teeth P*bb Barber.....😂

‘Crustfall’ jfc

Rust is a must down in the juice pits...

Always a good day when you boys upload. Most criminally underrated RU-vid channel ever. You guys are the best

Rich = Bad Poor = Good

If you’re reading this four years from now because you’re binging the entire channel; Hi

i see those types of goggles a lot in post apocalyptic dystopian movies

Love WWG Saturdays!

...to the Surfacers, Rock Day was nothing more than a Tuesday... for the Underhole, it was the beginning of the Pubening.

"I was addicted to rust" no wonder he wanted to go back. His base is probably getting offlined.

Gotta hand it to em for the amount of world building they managed to pack into this journey. I could almost feel the moist air of the Collective rustling past my barren nethers.

The Feral People have Risen

2:04 "To surVIVE...?"

Thanks wizards, very cool!

There are MULTIPLE pubes jokes in this video and I LIKE IT

They have to pander to the people that spend $100k+ to get a piece of paper

Every... single... made up word... is gold... this is so good

The fact thet he just said yes with no hesitation

Top notch as always guys! Thank you for making me laugh every Saturday

Love the Geonosis backdrop

I love the subversion of expectations of the dystopian police force somehow being polite, helpful and concerned with the lives of normal people.

This reminds me of I Think You Should Leave in a really good way!

What did he do to survive again I forgot

These authors often forget the periodontitis and back pain that comes with having no reloabke healthcare.

Starvation playtime: hunger for pubes

The weird form of speech so dead-on

Those costumes look amazing

These videos are amazing to watch while faded

Incredible production value!

“I sold my sister for rust”