We Made Slightly Offensive Kid's Toys for Markiplier 

Wren had me dying at that part

$2,000,000 to think

3,000,000 for walking

I just love Wren.

Urs

''Max didn't have any plans for the 5000$, he was scared of the dim future he has created for himself.'' made me laugh as well

I died

Same pfp 💀

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😆😆😆 lmao fam that is no cap 100 lit fam

@@michaelwesten4624 please stop.

"welcome to the industry"

and then he just starts sobbing

agreed

19:20

I'm sorry I read patents as parents and I can't stop laughing and I was laughing so hard I started crying😂

Mark is professional funny

noooooo, its shark bank

"It's super effective!"

Markiplier did steal content from Rooster Teeth. He was a regular guest while the show Day 5 was in production - Then after the show was cancelled he stole the script and re-used it on his own show. Rooster Teeth tried legal action against him, but Mark pays more for lawyers than Warner Media does.

The best thing is that this actually happened on several occasions in Shark Tank and its international versions (like the German one). It might really be the worst television show in the history of mankind.

@@topogigio7031 liar

They were given a last meal of their choice before they were sent to the revolver mouse trap.

That reminds me of how people are selected for in-depth searches in Paris airports: "Your name has been computer-selected." It's meant to sound like "it's random" but it actually sounds like "we made an algorithm to recognize your ethnicity based on your name, and we're calling out all Arabs."

This episode got me crying

@@nullclips3700 Bit like how they did with turkeys in South Park.

me too

Sometimes ya gotta have the right outlet to maintain the wholesome side, from what I've seen. ;) That's why it's usually the quiet ones.

“insane” OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP STIGMATIZE MENTAL ILLNESSES. PLEASE. FUCKING PLEASE.

I love Jordan's face when Wren shakes both their hands haha

And the fact that Wren wasn't intending to sell anything to begin with.

lol that joke caught me so off-guard

asterisks not air quotes

That line made the episode.

Theres an actual product for that that I have seen within the last couple of weeks.

Oh wow, if that was actually in the video then it was cut out.

​@@Lesalledebainsit's part of the intro (2:20). They didn't pitch it, it was just to try it out

Agreed 👍

Yes, "pretending". That's what he's doing... "Pretending".

I really hope Mark never leaves 😭✨

@@DaanWassen everything must end eventually. 🌀

He really gave off Jensen Ackles Soldier Boy vibes with the way he talked and looked, for me at least.

suspicioslly good if you ask me

TBF it is actually a smart play because legal fees are a bitch.

Lmaoooo that part is hilarious

My name is max

@@sonyafaulhaber7671 No it’s sonya haha 😂😂😂😂😂😊

This quote is gonna live rent free in my head for years

It was like he was intentionally sabotaging himself because he was, in fact intentionally sabotaging himself

@@saturnity6 take your meds, grandpa! You're talking crazy, now!

“Pitch” I get it.

honestly screamed “awkward nerd with autism tries to do buisnessy things”

@@creamcheese746 You ever stepped up to the pitcher's mound at a baseball game, threw the ball _behind you,_ in the opposite direction of the batter, and have the umpire call the throw a strike against the batter anyway? Because that's what Wren did here. He's a genius... maybe?

13:47 both socially and medically got me 💀

15:38 nah im crying now real tears its all coming together 💀 chinese tik tok real tears

In case people are wondering: Brickmania and BrickTactical. Trade off between price and quality.

Both halo, and cod sets exist, so no surprise there

Banbao, sluban, mega bloks (mega construx now) and they're all woefully inferior quality wise

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I mean.... he's already started "stealing" RU-vid content, why not ideas for products too?

@@Tacocat227 Huh???

@@Tacocat227 please elaborate

Guys.... look at the link I commented. Literally 9 day ago Mark did a stream called "Stealing other people's content"

@@Tacocat227 there is no comment you're lying

Simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.

He is also wearing safety glasses, so I'm betting you're right 😂

That may be exactly what happened

bold of you to assume that isn't exactly what happened

Lord not the boom boom room🤣🤣🤣

yeah they really need to do a sequel

how did you watch the whole video when you were on the floor laughing. smh people on youtube🧐

@@snoepjes6486 Guess you've never heard of metaphorically speaking, smh.

@@skulkingrogue7472 guess you never heard of sarcasm (smh (forreal thistime))

This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20. Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God. Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!

do you think they used that ai voice generator from one of the previous eps for the british voice over?

@@RhetoricalTraveling Thought the same, sounds like it tbh

But it went way darker than a gun. The trebuchet idea really got me.

Imagine bringing the gun closer to the suppressor as you say "Here comes the aeroplane"

@@souptikb7 I wonder if it comes in different sizes? Small, medium large etc. Or is it one size fits all, and is variable for height and distance thrown?

I was waiting for it, but it never came

How is a gun darker than a trebuchet?

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@@personhello4676 v

The baby launcher

It's offensive humor done right and I absolutely love it.

As a serbian I lold at your username

So, the good news is that read out loud your sentence makes perfect sense, because "through" and "threw" are homophones, but when visually read, uh, it doesnt make as much sense.

I really hope you're using voice to text. Threw*

@@EnigmaGameMaster *thorough

@@saorise28 🤮

On top of that he also slips in a good message by doing that.

did you just not watch the intro....?

@@SmokesKwazukii SmasherJet has places to be, things to do, not time to watch silly things like intros. Give them the gyott-dang cliff notes and move on!

Have you seen the faces though? :-)

😎

@@SmokesKwazukii tbh I watched the intro and the half way through the vid i remembered all the images were AI generated

Please no.

@@Dark0neone ?

Nah, doesnt fit

I was sceptical at first, but he is a perfect fit.

@@Tom-do8lw Not even coming at this from a Markiplier fan angle, but seeing this video and still thinking he doesn't fit is very odd to me.

lmao same

has he joined corridor crew or smt

@@lioplimusic yeah

Same dude.

@@lioplimusic he’s an intern

He's actually an intern for corridor

@@coltforceplayer Jaja... *_HE IS WHAT?_*

@@specterknight0542 yeah he said he took an intern job for Corridor

A euphoria Rue parody on purpose?

And Jordan has some work to do in that department. 😂

Proffesional, Mark grade, anti-laughter duckface 😄

This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20. Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God. Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!

Yes, please! @CorridorCrew

Yea yea lol yea yea and I yea yea and yea yea I love yea yea thank you for all the yeah 😢

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One of my favorite parts. He looks like he's in agony lol

i love this video