Porsche 918 vs. Bugatti Veyron vs. Nissan Patrol | The Grand Tour | Amazon Prime Video NL 

*_If you have to pick one car for the rest of your life, which one would you pick?_*

Lesson: Never underestimate someone who's running racing slicks and wants to race your hypercar

When a Sheikh closes a 6 ways highway just to race u know his Patrol isnt stock

The last time Hammond drive something "representing the future", the future went down two hillsides.

U may have predicted who is going to win when u see tyres of that Nissan

James carefully cleaning blood in the background with precise wipes 😂

Jeremy a a farmer James is a pub owner and Richard is a gardener this should be a new show 😂

Jeremy, Hammond, and James are the real holy trinity.

He wasn't pulling away Richard, he was putting Bus Lengths on you 💀

The raw reactions of them driving at high speeds is something wonderful to watch

"Does it mean he's not coming on, then?" Made me laugh every single time 😀

Yeah the Patrol is cool and all, but these three interviewing Danny Ric would've been the best thing ever put on television

May in the background wiping off the blood and the show going on like nothing serious happened 😂😂😂 Love these guys.

That "Datsun" had a R35 engine in it and a full R35 interior.

When a Nissan SUV puts out nearly 2.5 times the horsepower of your hypercar

Lol james in the back ground cleaning the windows and being slow and making sure everything is perfect was amazing

believe it or not, that nissan partol has my 2013 GTR R35 drive train, I had a 2013 dark blue black edition R35 where a guy came and bought it from me, I didn't know the plan till I later on was told that they gutted my GTR and everything was transferred to that Nissan patrol body, I still remember the buyers name " Salem" , car and even his number plate!

Famous last words : "Do race, apologize, move on"

The Patrol is sporting an entire R35 Nissan GT-R VR38 drivetrain that has been stroked out to a 4.1 liter engine build by T1 Race Development. Not only that, but this Patrol also has a build Shep Transmission as well as GT-R axles, hubs, brakes, rear subframe, everything! They sent a GT-R over to the shop, and they got a shell back essentially. Jeremy Clarkson would be proud!

Wow, I am surprised he completed 2 races without crashing

This was the day... the boys found out about the meaning of "built not bought"

Never challenge an SUV with lowered suspensions, drag radials & visible big intercooler

daniel: **gets torn into pieces** james: i am expecting him to come in

If a guy wearing a towel on his head who's in an old Japanese utility vehicle, challenges you to a race, say no.

Could watch them talk about the weather and I'd be entertained 🙂

Have to admit - the gag joke of the splattered window was kind of funny - and they acted the scene well. Nice touch at the end with the squeegee.

That patrol's second gear change was fire 🔥

This trio is always ♥️♥️

When I saw the slicks on the nissan, i knew it was over 😂

“What!!??!!??” The most prestigious word in the whole episode!

4:48 the race starts

The drag race b/w the 918 and the Veyron was such a simple, yet such an entertaining and exciting spectacle! And I was really happy that the Porsche won against the fatman. The aftermath was a bit humiliating, not for the car but for Hammond in my opinion. It was a heavily (and that is an understatement) tuned SUV and its really not a fair competition of course. Though it was HILARIOUS. The bigger jaw drop was hearing from Clarkson that that thing had 1900 f*cking HP. 🤣🤣🤣

"What Just Happened?" Well Richard, you just got smoked.

imagine 1900 hp R35 engine in a tall SUV package with so much drag!!

Why wasn't the Veyron put in Top Speed Mode? I think the rear spoiler and lowered suspension could have helped. Just saying. Awesome video guys!

I never thought the day would come that my first truck would beat a Porsche 918

A true marvel of engineering. The Nissan patrol.

y’all see how the bugatti is lowkey leaking sum fluids 😭🤣💀 4:37

Holy shit these guys blocked the sheikh Zayed road in dubai which is the busiest crazy

It's like you'd think your level is at it's peak but then a monster jumps down in front of you with a level you can't even comprehend ( saitama )

Aerodynamic of a small barn...but that engine tho !!!!!!

Danny ric would have been great as a guest

The fastest car I have ever seen was an AMC pacer with over 1200 horsepower. It beat a purpose built funny car and set a new quarter mile record that held for 11 years at that track. Never underestimate the mad genius of a gear head with no self preservation instincts

That guy could have literally been splashed on there and their reaction would've just taken everyone off the horror 🤣🤣🤣

When I see the slicks my mind says: "omg here it comes"

They got to bring the tent 🎪 back let's take a vote ✅

Never underestimate anybody wanting to race you even though their car looks obvious :)

First thing I noticed on that Nissan were the slicks lol

I love celebrity brain crash so much! Too bad they wont do any studio studf anymore. But hey the specials are brilliant too!

**bloods all over the window** hammond: alright everyone all eyes on me

I like how everyone clapped when the guys blood possibly sprayed all over the glass.

this is the best moment in the whole grand tour show

Perfect example of built not bought

5:47 It’s struggling for grip 6:41 that’s insane

Top tip of the day:-If anyone says to race your hypercar against their SUV, you need to be damn Serious

Which season and episode is it

Now that's a serious sleeper

It'll be interesting to see how long the engine in that Patrol will last with that much power.

So glad he was wearing a helmet

RH: What …. (tf) just happened 😂😂😂😂

Notice how they only raced the OG Veyron, the SS probably would have won

The power of Patrolll💪

I knew it when I saw the tires😂

Lucky you weren't playing for keeps 🤣🤣

As soon as I saw the slicks I was like... "oooh boy, oooh no" :DDD

the uae dude: i uae guy have a dream *piano starts playing*

Never get old 😍😍😍

Now that was a drag race. 👏.

Veyron : i am too old for this

Love to see these three gentlemans together again and again

This was the last episode of season 1 .

1900 hp? That's like a rimac inside a Datsun!

Nissan Patrol (1998 - 2009) Specifications Power 128 - 160 bhp 0 - 60 mph 14.5 - 17.8 secs Fuel Economy 25 - 26 mpg The 918 Spyder hits 0-60 mph in 2.2 seconds

Mr. James May cleaning the blood in the background 🤣😂

These three should have a world heritage sight named after them when they’re gone

Plot twist: the patrol is swapped with Nissan gtr engine under hood the engine pull the wheels

That is definitely the noise a nissan patrol engine makes and those are definitely stock tyres

Could've never imagined Jeremy as a farmer.

mannn first looking at that patrol, racing slicks, lowered ride height, you know it'll fly

I had to google what that Nissan was, Here in the US its the Armada.

Should of picked a Veyron that wasn’t leaking fluid everywhere. Wonder if it slowed the car down?

What they didn't tell you is the guy in the Nissan uses Shell V Power 🤣..

What ever car on the board, still the mighty Nissan GTR to beat!

In that part part of the world, you should expect some crazy sights on the road.

Datsun van with a R35 engine. DAMN. That Porsche got smoked.

The only celebrity who had a brain crash was Hammond when he saw that the Nissan Patrol won against the Porsche

Was the Bugatti leaking at 4:35??

Nissan is a great car manufacturer. The quality is always high.

The 2 stage should've been a dead giveaway lol.

Insane drag racing Nissan patrols and other similar cars are kinda a thing in that part of the world. Look at sand dune drag racing.

never underestimate a jdm

Phenomenal Video All The Best To All The Team.

You guys just killed Daniel Ricardo !!!!

Dubai shuts down a highway for this show. Never in America.

Pulling up with slicks is a bit of a give away

look how they massacred my boy

Future turned into past so quickly 😂😂😂😂

Is the Nissan patrol on the video is the same as the 2000hp Nissan patrol on google?

You could see it wasn't normal just from the slick

Missed the opportunity for a joke slightly below the belt line here James: "Does that mean he's not coming on then?" Hammond: "He's come on the tent so I don't think he'll come on the show, no."