Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical - 2017 Production 

did i actually just trip balls or am i watching a portal 2 musical

they got the original voice actor for chell ;)

When Wheatley opens his mouth serotonin shoots to my brain at the speed of light

You dont find portal 2 the unofficial musical, portal 2 the unofficial musical finds you.

I fully support and condone Wheatley being a 6’5” 10th Doctor doing teddy bear rolls around a stage

Imagine someone not-knowing portal watching this...

Literally dressed Wheatley as a Tumblr sexyman. God tier.

The idea of having 2 actresses playing chell was brilliant!

35:17 "What would you say to a bit of _Netflix and Chell_?" **Entire crowd boos**

Cave Johnson *coughing* Caroline *runs to him* Me, in april 2020: caroliNE, NO

Wheatley at 1:43:19: Acts like he doesn't care Also wheatley: *j e a l o u s r o b o t n o i s e s*

This is actually Portal 3. Chell gets falls asleep while tipsy and has a fever dream recounting the events of the second game.

Wheatley is perfect. His acting, accent, costume, and even his height.

I HAVE A MINI STROKE WHENEVER WHEATLEY CALLS CHELL "LOVE, DEAR," OR "SWEETHEART"

Full song list (with songs they are filking credited): Good morning aperture (2:45)-Good morning Baltimore from Hairspray Why can’t the subjects (13:57)-Why can’t the English? From My Fair Lady I’m alive (21:12)-I’m alive from Next to Normal Poor unfortunate subjects (25:29)-Poor unfortunate souls from Little Mermaid (Disney) Under attack (29:36)- Under attack from Mamma Mia Suddenly Wheatley (36:29)- Suddenly Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors Spanish Flea (43:09) Running the whole machine (44:48)- Friends on the other side from Princess and the Frog (Disney) Here in the darkness we’re free (49:38) Mr. Johnson (1:00:22)- Mr. Cladwell from Urinetown Trouble (1:08:17)- You’ve got Trouble from The Music Man If you could see you (1:26:43)- If you could see her from Cabaret A quick pair of portals (1:32:19)- Spoonful of Sugar from Mary Poppins (Disney) I am aperture (1:35:43)- I am Africa from Book of Mormon Suddenly Wheatley Reprise (1:44:22)- Dark Reprise of prior Want you gone (1:46:28)- Want you gone from Portal 2 (OG game) Do you hear the turrets sing (1:49:31)- People’s song from Les Mis

I just realized Wheatley is wearing blue sketchers which completely clash with his suit and if that isn't the most in character thing i don't know what is

Everyone be like; “they ruined Chel by making her sing.” It’s a musical you guys

Let's just appreciate the fact that someone literally decided to make a musical with a mute protagonist. Never thought I'd be taken so aback by someone saying "apple".

1:24:20 it's a lemon with a sparkler in it. it's a fucking combustible lemon. my dudes.

I love how the dude playing Wheatley just can't stand still. It's so relatable and it fits the characther really well, it's great.

Whenever Chell speaks or sings I just imagine it's the player talking to themselves like a crazy person.

Wheatley:they told me if I ever watched this musical I would die

Y’all why is no one talking ab the GENIUS they had to put RATMAN at the beginning like THATS SO SMART AND AMAZING ATTENTION TO DETAIL wow I’m amazed they knew and put so much lore into this!

absolutely love how rattman was never in the spotlight, and was always in the shadows, much like the character. sick guitar solo at the end too.

They captured wheatleys personality perfectly

"There's a blue sky waiting for us!" *Did. They just-*

Cave: "If you keep having these bright ideas, I might just have to keep you here forever" Me: "How dare you unintentionally forshadow-"

"The densest core to ever exist. Must mean that I'm really hard to pick up." OMG I love this line so much

I’m quietly waiting for the part about lemons. (If it’s in this) Update: It is.

Can we all just appreciate the person who decided to caption TWO HOURS of footage? Whoever did that, you are a saint.

i heard a clip of wheatley speaking in this musical and i literally thought they got the original voice actor for this. that's how accurate the voice is

2:03 good morning aperture intro 2:43 good morning aperture 13:56 why cant the subjects learn to test 21:11 im alive 25:23 poor unfortunate subjects 29:34 under attack at aperture science 35:12 suddenly wheatley intro 36:27 suddenly wheatley 43:04 spanish flea ig lmao 44:42 running the whole machine 49:35 here in the darkness 1:00:17 mr johnson 1:08:14 trouble 1:26:40 if you could see you 1:32:15 a quick pair of portals 1:35:41 i am aperture 1:44:20 suddenly wheatley (reprise) 1:46:25 want you gone 1:49:23 do you hear the turrets sing

1:35:02 “Well, well, well… Welcome to MY LAIR!” **Derek the Turret appears, the crowd laughs** “Oh, sorry sir, it’s just me.” “ *DARN IT DEREK!* “

The guy who played Wheatley absolutely stole the show, I have no words, his acting was god tier

As a theatre kid with an immense love for portal I would trade both of my kidneys to be in a production of this P L E A S E

Personal favorite part was when GLaDOS was asking the question about sharks and when she was like 'did you guess sharks? well you're wrong' and wheatley snapped his fingers and his face was all like 'dang it I was so sure I got that one right'

Is anyone going to mention that some people had heels for the entire musical?

Chell: kisses Wheatley on the cheek Wheatley: faints Me: same

Chell: “APPLE!“ The whole portal community: *wait, that’s Illegal.”

can we just appreciate the lighting and costume designs? like, the way the cores all have matching sneakers in their own colours? or the exact lighting around the end when chell shoots a portal on the moon?

Here’s a list of all the songs and where they are Good Morning Aperture 2:45 Why can’t the Subjects? 13:57 I’m Alive 21:12 Poor Unfortunate Subjects 25:29 Under Attack 29:36 Suddenly, Wheatley 36:29 Running the Whole Machine 44:48 Here in the Darkness We’re Free 49:38 Mr. Johnson 1:00:22 Trouble 1:08:17 If You could See You 1:26:43 A Quick Pair of Portals 1:32:19 I am Aperture 1:35:43 Suddenly, Wheatley (Reprise) 1:44:22 Want You Gone 1:46:28 Do you Hear the Turrets Sing? 1:49:31

Whoever played Wheatley in this is a really good sport! It must take real confidence to roll around on a stage with your legs around your shoulders!

notable moments, mostly for myself to return to: 10:33 - "at least, what, " 6'5"? i mean, that's staggering!" 31:42 - wheatley's keytar solo 33:40 - wheatley whistling still alive 41:56 - "is glados angry that we turned off her neurotoxin through song and dance? I think she is!" 43:08 - spanish flea 47:26 - "they are ALTERNATIVE!" 48:47 - wheatley's *interesting* evil laugh 1:00:18 - mister johnson 1:23:06 - "use that guy." "oh boy, oh you bet, RICK!" 1:24:19 - clueless intern wheatley with a sparkler 1:30:35 - cave johnson epic manipulation moments 1:35:42 - i am aperture 1:38:36 - "hey fact core do you read books" 1:44:19 - suddenly wheaaatleyyyy o///o 1:46:27 - want you gone

When GLaDOS came on screen, the first thing my boyfriend said was, "She looks like she's wearing one of those sexy stormtrooper costumes."

You can really tell hardcore fans made this with all the references.

“You look very... Orange” -Wheatley 2017

Wheatley whistling the Portal radio was just too pure.

Can everybody take a moment to appreciate how wholesome the space core is-

I love how people clapped when the space core finally got to space

“ annnd let there be light! “ “ t-that was god. i just quoted god. “

I feel like Wheatley spent like half of the musical on the floor

Caroline sounded so terrified when she got taken away, it's such wonderful acting

I was watching the livestream of this and the chat exploded so hard during the "Suddenly Wheatley" reprise the the entire website broke for several people

Anything: Exists Wheatley: *"A L L O W M E T O O I N T R O D U C E M Y S E L F*

"There's a blue sky out there waiting for us..." *FANGIRL SQUEEEEEE*

Wheatley said the thing. He said Blue Sky. I am so happy. 😂

**chell throws a companion cube plush at turret** Turret: “ooOOWWww”

SPACE CORE: SoMuchSpace. NeedToSeeItAll. *panting* WHEATLEY: I wish I could take it all back. I honestly do. I honestly do wish I could take it all back. And NOT just 'cause I'm stranded in space. SPACE CORE: I'mInSpace. WHEATLEY: I KNOW YOU ARE, mate. Yeap, we're both in space. SPACE CORE: SPAAAACE!! WHEATLEY: Anyway, y'know I was ever to see her again. D'ya know what I'd say? SPACE CORE: I'mInSpace. WHEATLEY: I'd say, "I'm sorry". Sincerely. I am sorry. I was bossy and monstrous and I am genuinely sorry. SPACE CORE: I'mInSpace. WHEATLEY: The end.

11:01 *wheatley lying on the floor* *POINTS PORTAL GUN AGRESSIVELY*

Spoilers: The part where Cave Johnson coughs to bleep out Black Mesa [arses] while also foreshadowing his death is the most brilliant use of song censorship.

*Wheatley to space core*: you are never going to SPACE, NOW SHUT UP, MY GOD!!! *person in the crowd*: Awwwwww :(

They honestly missed the best adventure core line ever "You know what's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space, and catch on fire.

13:27 I loved the Doctor Who reference because Wheatley's actor looks just like David Tennant playing The Doctor.

how do they move so well with HEELS AS HIGH AS THAT?? ACTUAL GIRLBOSSES

Me: Okay I've seen the musical before, I'm totally emotionally prepared for the revamped version and everything will be 100% fine. Wheatley: There's a blue sky out there waiting for us. Me: [clutching my Life Alert button] OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How did they get someone so close to Wheatley’s voice then he was WHISILEING STILL ALIVE I loved this by the way

I think a keytar solo was the only way to make Wheatley a better character. And it worked handily.

Chell: *Kisses Wheatley* Wheatley: *Dies*

The audience obviously didn’t catch on to the fact that Wheatley was designed to be a moron was a big plot twist, they thought it was a joke.

Where’s the play? All I see is just someone playing portal with ultra-high shaders and textures

i am so freaking obsessed with this the guy who played wheatley freaking NAILED IT PERFECY OH MY GOSH everything is perfect. good job.

"There is a *Blue Sky* out there waiting for us"

"When life gives you lemons" You hear the crowd go like "oooh" they know what's about to go down 😂😂

15:57 Chell: _A P P L E ? !_ Wheatley/Fact/Adventure (Rick)/Space Cores: *gasp* :ooooo

Okay but imagine having to hold that potato in your hand and pretend like it’s talking

Yknow I felt like I would lose something if I laughed at this. But I ultimately broke at “Netflix and Chell.” Good job to whoever played Wheatley. Also yes I am watching this three years later.

39:03 “Suddenly Wheatley-“ *”SUDDENLY WHEATLEYYY”*

The short blue haired turret girl is rocking it for a side character

This GLaDOS has these weird country vibes But damn she can sing

wheatley: "if you could just say helloooooo to me, then we'll quickly see!" chell: *sticks up middle finger* wheatley: "thats not hello.... o well we'd best go...."

i like how the guy writes “the cake is a lie” on the wall, and then cake is never brought up again, nor is the guy.

Can we all take a moment of thankfulness that Wheatley looks like Wheatley

Chell sounds like she could be a Disney princess

44:48 it took me a while to realize he's singing his own version of "friends on the other side"

I was wondering how they could make a whole musical just off of the gameplay, but going into the backstory with Johnson and Caroline was genius

"I do remember once hearing that I was the Densest core ever made, which may mean I am too heavy for you to lift" Yup that is about the Wheatley Humor I signed up.

The Wheatley actor has Wheatley on POINT, the “catch me! catch me! catch me!!” Was PERFECT

36:35 when he said “there’s a blue sky out there waiting for us” I actually started crying. BLUE SKY SDKDKOWLKF

What an inspirational story about a man who dreamed a dream so big he gave up his own humanity to see it come to pace. Be free, space core, be free.

Im wheezing, i dont think anybody noticed but when chell kissed the adventure core you can hear wheatley in the backgroung "Oh your flirting with him now? you know i dont mind robo-sexuailty but ig you're gonna rub it in my face"

23:25 “you can try to hide, you know that i will find you” [laughs in rattman]

Its good to know I'm not the only one with an unhealthy obsession with this game

I just noticed Wheatley takes off his glasses when he’s turning evil. The best indication of a bed guy lmao. Also that evil laugh was amazing!

The actor who plays Wheatley looks like he'd make a great Tenth Doctor

I love the approach every turret has to how a turret acts. Some turrets are more stiff and robotic, And some are more animated when their singing. I really like a the turret with the purple fading to blue hair. She has such great energy and a great approach to being a turret. I recommend watching this entire thing while focusing on the turrets.

The fact that so many people seem to be shocked someone made a portal 2 musical amuses me. Also the fact that these comments were written a year ago or less makes me happy. I watched the original forever ago and was ecstatic when this first came out lol. Glad to know people are still enjoying this beauty

I always imagined Space Core to be wearing a NASA Tee-shirt.

I just realized Wheatley is holding a combustible lemon.

Wheatley is just singing Welcome Baltimore in a different font and I love it..

I really like how during Johnsons speech and onwards from that, the 3 cores can be seen dressed as scientists. They have their colored shirts as seen when they were acting as cores before Chell fell.