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Portal: No Escape (Live Action Short Film by Dan Trachtenberg) 

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@joshmueller8044
@joshmueller8044 4 года назад
Me at 5:03 : "you can tell this is low budget. Look at that obvious green screen" 10 seconds later: "oh, well played"
@monochromatic_
@monochromatic_ 4 года назад
i had the same thought.
@bryanleon-cruz7713
@bryanleon-cruz7713 4 года назад
Inded
@ThatBeTheQuestion
@ThatBeTheQuestion 4 года назад
Same.
@Lunarcreeper
@Lunarcreeper 4 года назад
Te Amoraki Hadfield YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK YOU MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS (Omg he knows dat he figured out afterwards)
@lasplayasdemadrid8231
@lasplayasdemadrid8231 4 года назад
Solar terraria creeper [2nd channel] shut up
@alexandermendieta755
@alexandermendieta755 4 года назад
“Alright who’s idea was it to hide a portal gun in the prisoners room”
@alehydrations
@alehydrations 4 года назад
@The Legendary Overlord Ikr
@Outjes
@Outjes 4 года назад
Sorry mister johnson!
@christopherballard1348
@christopherballard1348 4 года назад
@The Legendary Overlord I don't think surfaces needed to have moon dust, moon dust itself was just capable of conducting portals. So certain surfaces that don't conduct need moon dust paint, but many of the plain concrete walls in portal 2 conducted portals without paint.
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 года назад
@@christopherballard1348 Those walls are made out of moonrock though
@christopherballard1348
@christopherballard1348 4 года назад
Wilo Polis the walls in the test chamber might be. But several concrete walls in the cave Johnson area, which would have been built before they had moon rocks, still conducted portals. A handheld portal device isn’t super useful if it needs one type of specially designed walls to work.
@quoteonquoteartist1301
@quoteonquoteartist1301 4 года назад
I was like "wow, the green screen is done so bad right at the end" then it starts to pan more and you see the aperature lab space and just, ah, art.
@flaregamer64
@flaregamer64 3 года назад
Using your small budget to your advantage in the most creative way possible.
@haunteddestiny312
@haunteddestiny312 2 года назад
@@flaregamer64 exactly
@ConciousCinema
@ConciousCinema Год назад
same thought exactly
@cyclingzealot
@cyclingzealot Год назад
12 years later and I still come back to this.
@darkbulb367
@darkbulb367 10 месяцев назад
Incredible piece of work it is. Hope Tractenberg stays busy.
@Bestkupiec052
@Bestkupiec052 5 месяцев назад
I'm Always come back I'm Here that Too Many Times in FNAF history
@DocEbisu
@DocEbisu 3 месяца назад
Le plus dingue, c'est qu'il n'ai posté que ça en 12 ans. (Je suis persuadé que Dantrachtenberg à eu du boulot ensuite mais je regrette qu'il n'est pas exploité YT plus que ça)
@SkyTech-jg1lr
@SkyTech-jg1lr 14 дней назад
Same here
@korunukai
@korunukai 4 года назад
I can not believe that this movie is 8 years old...
@AquaAyaya
@AquaAyaya 4 года назад
wow it's rly 8 years old.. damn it looks from 2019
@bearbrand6626
@bearbrand6626 4 года назад
@@Daddydj46 Short movie. Feel better?
@Tagrix
@Tagrix 4 года назад
Movie? Read the title you dumb
@kyanite5994
@kyanite5994 4 года назад
How did we not know about this sooner
@stephmcary
@stephmcary 4 года назад
Yea this is good
@AngiShyGuy
@AngiShyGuy 4 года назад
This is a piece of RU-vid history, my children.
@ludwigthestrange
@ludwigthestrange 4 года назад
Hell yeah it is!
@dreatfuldroid9316
@dreatfuldroid9316 4 года назад
YES
@Kyuruki
@Kyuruki 4 года назад
Correct
@silberkatze2326
@silberkatze2326 4 года назад
Yep
@foztydraws9662
@foztydraws9662 4 года назад
Yes i remember watching this 6 years ago
@vxr7884
@vxr7884 4 года назад
3:07 Please do not look into the operational end of the device
@m07z
@m07z 4 года назад
Damn I remembered Glados' voice so clearly in my head when I read that lmao
@kerem42_
@kerem42_ 4 года назад
Took me second to remember what you’re talking about lmao
@lordumaruchan
@lordumaruchan 4 года назад
@@m07z same
@kobrabouseh7754
@kobrabouseh7754 4 года назад
200th like
@GSFigure
@GSFigure 4 года назад
Chell: *fires the portal gun in her own face* Glados: Idiot.
@kennethphuong972
@kennethphuong972 2 года назад
It's 2022, and out of seemingly nowhere, I had a nostalgic urge to rewatch one of my favorite fanmade Portal videos.
@noobboy4698
@noobboy4698 Год назад
same
@sevdetomrisozkan8305
@sevdetomrisozkan8305 Год назад
Same here
@dtrust68
@dtrust68 Год назад
weird i have all the games on steam and tonight is the first ive seen it. makes me want to go home and play it after work lol
@pretentiousname01
@pretentiousname01 Год назад
and youtube randomly recommended it to me
@iceriklerbizden7182
@iceriklerbizden7182 Год назад
now 2023 :D
@lualgomo3920
@lualgomo3920 4 года назад
I was expecting a "hello" or something from glados when she left or at the end.
@austinleland8394
@austinleland8394 4 года назад
Luis G. That woulda been awesome
@AlucardTheRedeemed
@AlucardTheRedeemed 4 года назад
I mean considering there are dead ppl in those companion cubes at the end...
@ytrav
@ytrav 4 года назад
When GLaDOS was launched "she" killed all scientists and staff so if there were guards in film GLaDOS is still in progress.
@jahyamack8359
@jahyamack8359 4 года назад
Yeah that would’ve been cool
@FoxTrot63
@FoxTrot63 4 года назад
GLaDoS
@_autumnmaple_968
@_autumnmaple_968 5 лет назад
Who else was hoping she would do the thing where you shoot a portal on the ceiling and on the floor and get stuck in perpetual falling?
@_autumnmaple_968
@_autumnmaple_968 5 лет назад
@TheRealEnderMorpher you seem to forget this isn't real 😂😂
@rosmah8925
@rosmah8925 5 лет назад
@Lalrivunga Hnamte I don't think so. Example, when you ride a bike and increase the speed, there is many force and pressure at front that will make you slow down. Even when there is no or low pressure or force below you when you falling from the portal, there may have a vacuum state below and above you that make you slow down if not float.
@rosmah8925
@rosmah8925 5 лет назад
@Lalrivunga Hnamte I'm not scientist and I fail in science at school but no one know what will really happen when you travel between portal...
@semi8822
@semi8822 5 лет назад
@@rosmah8925 do you even know what terminal velocity is? its the maximum velocity an object/human/etc can reach while free falling, there is no vacuum state as you'd be travelling through air not a vacuum chamber. Idk where/why you came up with that
@armchairwarrior1669
@armchairwarrior1669 5 лет назад
Pilots can not fly faster than 700 mph. Fun fact.
@humanbean6672
@humanbean6672 4 года назад
3:07 "Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not partially or fully submerge the device in liquid."
@wibinnie
@wibinnie 4 года назад
Look into, not look at
@Jack-zz7bc
@Jack-zz7bc 4 года назад
And most importantly do not-
@Chris_M-fn6yk
@Chris_M-fn6yk 4 года назад
Its actually “Do not look into the operational end of the device. Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. And most importantly, under no circumstances should you...”
@thebigdug
@thebigdug 4 года назад
@@Chris_M-fn6yk Technically you're wrong too. It's actually "Do not touch the operational end of the device. Do not look directly at the operational end of the device. Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you..."
@Octol1ng
@Octol1ng 3 года назад
NOTE: If you use some of the broken subtitles (example, Russian) you can actually see that in the end it says "Do not take the portal device out of the laboratory."
@멍댕이-d5e
@멍댕이-d5e Год назад
Even 11 years later This is still a really good short film
@exeortegarubio
@exeortegarubio 9 лет назад
If only the guards would have said "wait, there is cake"
@Morcealatico
@Morcealatico 9 лет назад
+Exequiel Ortega THE CAKE IS A LIE
@fatkeiwong1869
@fatkeiwong1869 8 лет назад
*****
@JuanUniverseFanDub
@JuanUniverseFanDub 8 лет назад
No, imagine that she hear an robotic voice says that!
@caglarerdil5926
@caglarerdil5926 8 лет назад
fatkei wong tyttgwgcvbcqvfgvvzxxbn
@김강현-z9h
@김강현-z9h 8 лет назад
+김철 양띵이올린거님도봄?
@jett9631
@jett9631 3 года назад
Even 9 years later, This is still a really good short film
@CrisethGTI
@CrisethGTI 3 года назад
Yeah
@not_723
@not_723 3 года назад
Yes
@ὄντος
@ὄντος 3 года назад
Yep
@みなみ南-s6e
@みなみ南-s6e 3 года назад
Yes
@cyclingzealot
@cyclingzealot 3 года назад
Agreed. I still love putting the soundtrack (on soundcloud) on repeat while I work soundcloud.com/sencit/portal-no-escape-soundtrack
@DHeaco7
@DHeaco7 8 лет назад
2:50 Do not touch the operational end of the device. 3:08 Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
@littlequonk6523
@littlequonk6523 8 лет назад
when its turned on
@DHeaco7
@DHeaco7 8 лет назад
DANG IT. I should'a noticed that XD
@Klexxxx1
@Klexxxx1 8 лет назад
hahaha lol first thing i noticed ^^
@alexPCACS
@alexPCACS 8 лет назад
The portals have been tested to be completely safe~ the device however has not... (hits person with it)
@IvantheFuriousMCAndMore
@IvantheFuriousMCAndMore 8 лет назад
You're Dovahkiin... I'm Dovahdrog!
@SoundGuyDavo
@SoundGuyDavo 3 года назад
When she pounded the wall, my heart sunk, like when Truman reaches the wall of the dome in his boat trying to escape the Truman Show.
@troliskimosko
@troliskimosko 3 года назад
EXACTLY
@dumpeeplarfunny
@dumpeeplarfunny Год назад
Me: "She's in a city? That doesn't make any sense." Her: reaches a wall Me: "Ah. There you go. This makes sense now."
@verlorenercarl-account717
@verlorenercarl-account717 4 года назад
*still hopes that this was a Trailer for a Portal Movie which He is Working in right Now*
@youngeststudios1569
@youngeststudios1569 4 года назад
Carly The Queen of Chaos no this is an 8 year old short film
@CriticalAdventure
@CriticalAdventure 4 года назад
;(
@MsHumanOfTheDecade
@MsHumanOfTheDecade 4 года назад
no but there is a portal and half life movie happening apparently. just slowly.
@kingsaw8940
@kingsaw8940 4 года назад
@@dogcool8381 watch your mouth dude
@crypto-radio8186
@crypto-radio8186 4 года назад
OMG "Let's Play a Little GAME" SAW you are The Man, Buzz Saw
@gradualreport
@gradualreport 10 лет назад
you don't always need dialogue to tell a story
@Arian545
@Arian545 9 лет назад
***** and Drive
@Arian545
@Arian545 9 лет назад
***** yup
@Orenotter
@Orenotter 9 лет назад
"...you dangerous, mute lunatic."
@samuelalexander8030
@samuelalexander8030 9 лет назад
***** That was a good movie. Everybody else in my family hated it.
@WardahTheBlaqQ
@WardahTheBlaqQ 9 лет назад
@gradualreport: Hey, you're the guy with the Serbian swear words instructional videos! Dobar si, bre! :D
@nathanbodet3644
@nathanbodet3644 8 лет назад
first i thought "this is a really bad green-screen" and then... "aww fak"
@tr3poz146
@tr3poz146 7 лет назад
i though the same T-T
@thijsgames3546
@thijsgames3546 7 лет назад
tr3poz
@Marbletrain60GR
@Marbletrain60GR 7 лет назад
me too haha
@zemspencer-stevens6307
@zemspencer-stevens6307 7 лет назад
inheritance right?
@Malkaline56
@Malkaline56 7 лет назад
Nathan Bodet Omg same
@mayebeline1149
@mayebeline1149 Год назад
3:07 "Do not look directly at the operational end of the device."
@teacherfromthejungles6671
@teacherfromthejungles6671 Месяц назад
"Don't copy and paste other people's comments."
@gnperdue
@gnperdue 4 года назад
It’s 2019 and Portal is still one of the top 5 video games I’ve ever played.
@zombified_pariah7720
@zombified_pariah7720 4 года назад
Does that include Portal 2? That one was better in every way imo
@LittleNasty
@LittleNasty 4 года назад
@@zombified_pariah7720 While the second one is technically superior and objectively better - the first portal was something new and different that anything before that.
@zombified_pariah7720
@zombified_pariah7720 4 года назад
@@LittleNasty Ok...and that's relevant...how...? It's aged like milk. Portal 2 still feels slick and smooth.
@V55-y3z
@V55-y3z 4 года назад
@@zombified_pariah7720 the original portal actually aged fine. The graphics aren't terrible, the simple plot is fun, and it being shorter makes it super fun to blast through
@zombified_pariah7720
@zombified_pariah7720 4 года назад
@@V55-y3z Look I have as much respect for Portal 1 as you, but I remember playing it back in 2014 and EVEN THEN it felt like something a group of like 10 people put together in a week compared to Portal 2.
@IPlayKindred
@IPlayKindred 4 года назад
she looks like a female Keanu Reeves
@donsal.t.1765
@donsal.t.1765 4 года назад
Yea but can she whoah?
@callumlove665
@callumlove665 4 года назад
Bruh she does tho
@verlorenercarl-account717
@verlorenercarl-account717 4 года назад
not UwU Shit yeahh omg
@verlorenercarl-account717
@verlorenercarl-account717 4 года назад
not UwU she is Keana Reeves
@maximumwolfe9462
@maximumwolfe9462 4 года назад
She could be the female lead of the fourquel Jane Wick Edit: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Hey I got a Like Wait why is it blue?
@KiwiPenguin
@KiwiPenguin 6 лет назад
3:06 Oh shoot she looked directly at the operational end of the device.
@cacodemon6228
@cacodemon6228 6 лет назад
STARWARS XD the deedlyest thing in the universe..oh i will look right into the thing XD
@anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248
Dumb ways to die: Portal edition?
@dapperpotatoes8473
@dapperpotatoes8473 6 лет назад
It says not to do that on the instruction manual!
@MandMs05
@MandMs05 6 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--SSdTXNK2mo.html
@alexcastro7339
@alexcastro7339 6 лет назад
The business end
@gicking3898
@gicking3898 Год назад
11 years later, and I still wish for a sequel
@DJDevon3
@DJDevon3 8 лет назад
This is exactly how I imagined a portal movie would start. It's beautiful and perfect. You monster.
@LosloTypical
@LosloTypical 8 лет назад
If they did do a Portal movie, it would most definitely not follow the Portal story line.
@anthonykf99
@anthonykf99 8 лет назад
not really, there are plenty of flaws to this. The effects are pretty low quality(For any movie), the actor was bad, the practical effects were bad. The fact that she mastered the portal gun in a few seconds is not a really good way to start something off... It took most people at least 30 minutes to understand how the portal gun works in game... Then again this is only a RU-vid video...
@alexgiberson9029
@alexgiberson9029 8 лет назад
You should wear a label that says "WARNING: EXCESS SODIUM CONTENT"
@ruderary4867
@ruderary4867 8 лет назад
+TonyGAMING everybodys a critic :P
@anthonykf99
@anthonykf99 8 лет назад
Josiah Sanchez Exactly, without critics nothing would be good.
@bearbrand6626
@bearbrand6626 4 года назад
Aight, RU-vid Algorithm. 8 years, and 24 Million views later, you've finally decided to bring this one to my plate. You cheeky, cheeky algorithm!
@Klickel
@Klickel 4 года назад
Bear Archambault Same
@computethis1533
@computethis1533 4 года назад
Klickel same
@uvbe
@uvbe 4 года назад
I saw it many years ago, and here I am once again. Thank you for reminding me of this, algorithm.
@lyric7379
@lyric7379 4 года назад
I searched for it
@Derpmii
@Derpmii 4 года назад
yeah i feel ya
@check-static-lines
@check-static-lines 10 лет назад
I hate when a channel only makes ONE fucking video, and the video is a fucking diamond, but then the channel is stopped.
@stigma2004
@stigma2004 10 лет назад
TROLL
@check-static-lines
@check-static-lines 10 лет назад
How so?
@FrogworfKnight
@FrogworfKnight 10 лет назад
David Lopez He is complaining about the fact that the people who made this didn't make another awesome video. That isn't trolling.
@check-static-lines
@check-static-lines 10 лет назад
Thank you.
@SleepDogsX
@SleepDogsX 10 лет назад
well infact, its 2 videos :3
@JoshuaJacobs83
@JoshuaJacobs83 3 года назад
I just found this video today. That ending…I’m not joking when I say it gave me chills. Very very well-done.
@JayMaverick
@JayMaverick 4 года назад
It's been 9 years and I still wake up in the night wondering what she saw in those drawings on the wall that helped her find the portal gun.
@Khadeeen
@Khadeeen 3 года назад
Same
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 3 года назад
I think what she actually saw, was a need for the plot to move forward somehow.
@realCaveJohnson
@realCaveJohnson 3 года назад
she saw SPAAAAAACEE SPACE. DIPPER. SPACE. SPACE. MOON MOON YES YES SPAAAACE MOON STAR STARS. STARS. SPAAAACE
@joshrobbinsditto3055
@joshrobbinsditto3055 3 года назад
I had to replay it so many times..
@YukimareThePsion
@YukimareThePsion 2 года назад
I only looked through the fan film about 3 times. but I think she noticed the stains on the wall where someone had put their hands on it repeatedly and thought to check it. It's similar to where she put her hands in the following scene.
@waso-suwi
@waso-suwi 5 лет назад
She escaped, only to realize she never left.
@owlsofthenight_yt2000
@owlsofthenight_yt2000 5 лет назад
So sad.:(
@MIguelPlata145
@MIguelPlata145 5 лет назад
Stay alive
@doomworship4995
@doomworship4995 5 лет назад
There is no cake! 🎂
@beet5932
@beet5932 5 лет назад
it's a lie, the cake is a lie
@alejandrogurvit8900
@alejandrogurvit8900 5 лет назад
No te rindas. La ergástula es oscura, la firme trama es de incesante hierro, pero en algún recodo de tu encierro puede haber un descuido, una hendidura. El camino es fatal como la flecha pero en las grietas está Dios, que acecha. JL Borges To english: Do not give up. The ergastula is dark, the firm plot is of incessant iron, but in some corner of your confinement There may be an oversight, a slit. The road is fatal as the arrow but in the cracks is God, who lurks.
@tyriquesmith8850
@tyriquesmith8850 7 лет назад
That was an epic ending. With the screen just turning to reveal the cake was a lie.
@Odysseus_Petrichor
@Odysseus_Petrichor 7 лет назад
Why do they want to keep her inside that place ? Is the outside world ended ? Nuked ? Apocalypse ? Or Just to be a test subject ?
@Tarnest
@Tarnest 7 лет назад
test subject
@Jakedb83
@Jakedb83 7 лет назад
fat cat In Portal 2 the world was destroyed, so that could be a reason. But I am sure that they wanted her as a test subject, same with the games also.
@android-user
@android-user 7 лет назад
Jake But where are the other people's in Portal 2? Dead?
@Jakedb83
@Jakedb83 7 лет назад
Android User Probably, I don't think it says but you never see anyone else throughout the game besides the AI
@Ener-G
@Ener-G 2 месяца назад
This is one of the first videos I saw as a kid that inspired me to follow my dreams. Thanks from the future for your contribution to art, film, and storytelling.
@Wolffman109
@Wolffman109 4 года назад
One little detail I think is really creative is that when she fires a portal, the wall cracks around the portal. It's a really subtle detail, and it didn't appear in the game, but I really like the sense of realism it lends. Well played, filmmakers! Well played indeed!
@carloslopez7204
@carloslopez7204 3 года назад
What game?
@DanielReyes-nm3lw
@DanielReyes-nm3lw 3 года назад
@@carloslopez7204 portal
@redguywithatophat1900
@redguywithatophat1900 3 года назад
@@carloslopez7204 YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF PORTAL OR PORTAL 2? This film is a fan film of them They're so good watch videos on it
@DM31415
@DM31415 2 года назад
@@carloslopez7204 The video is about the portal game, specifically portal 2 game
@kast6296
@kast6296 Год назад
@@DM31415 specifically portal 2? how so?
@DodgeThatAttack
@DodgeThatAttack 4 года назад
0:02 Was ready for the radio to just turn on at any second
@caleborg5688
@caleborg5688 4 года назад
lol
@JustJum
@JustJum 4 года назад
"Hello, and welcome..."
@Chris_M-fn6yk
@Chris_M-fn6yk 4 года назад
“Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computer-aided enrichment centre. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one, your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun, and learning are the primary goal of all enrichment centre activities, serious injuries may occur, for your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from: (random gibberish) Stand back, the portal will open in 3... 2... 1...”
@sentriesband
@sentriesband 4 года назад
You have been asleep for: 9 9 9 9 9
@faland0069
@faland0069 4 года назад
BAAAAAM bam bam bam bampada bam bam bam DUDUDUDUDIM bam bam DUDUDUDUUDIDUUDIDUM bam bam bampadam DUM DUDIM DUM DUM DUDIDUM DUUUUUUM bam bam bad DUDUDUUDIM bam bam DUDUDUDUUDIDUUDIDUM bam bam bampadam DUM DUDIM DUM DUM DUDIDUM DUM DUM DIIIIIM DUDIDUDIDUM DUM DUM DIIIIM DUDIDUDIDUM BAAAAAM
@zacharyhenderson7830
@zacharyhenderson7830 5 лет назад
Walking out of area 51 like
@Centuryczx
@Centuryczx 5 лет назад
Oh no...
@jhart7304
@jhart7304 5 лет назад
1million strong
@linwoodvalentine7693
@linwoodvalentine7693 5 лет назад
Try again
@potatoplayz1242
@potatoplayz1242 5 лет назад
Oh yeah
@AtlasReburdened
@AtlasReburdened 5 лет назад
Literally one old lady showed up and walked past the outer gate.
@janvods4205
@janvods4205 4 года назад
this could be a really good trailer for the actual game jesus
@somthing4w
@somthing4w 4 года назад
yea boi
@ryseterion
@ryseterion 4 года назад
Or a Disney live action remake trailer Give or take
@sn31t33
@sn31t33 4 года назад
Na they wouldn't have living people there. It was only GLaDOS ad Chell. All other are in stasis and so on
@bblv4718
@bblv4718 4 года назад
@@ryseterion NOT disney, they would ruin the franchise
@Klickel
@Klickel 4 года назад
No Not for the actual portal game. There woulde be so much wrong.
@alzebda4646
@alzebda4646 4 года назад
The first thing I thought of when I saw the ending was "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
@Jack-bv1re
@Jack-bv1re 4 года назад
Budderdood14 new Vegas player I see?
@Mc4est
@Mc4est 4 года назад
Then bullet to the face
@dontrustwhiteyevery1
@dontrustwhiteyevery1 4 года назад
Sounds like america....
@poizenboi76
@poizenboi76 4 года назад
You've made your last delivery kid
@starplatinum2548
@starplatinum2548 4 года назад
You will never reach the truth. -Golden Experience Requiem
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon 5 лет назад
I remember seeing this when it first came out and really liking it, but now that I see it again, it bothers me that there are human guards. I know it adds to the sense of urgency, but the beauty of the game is that you're basically alone. It's still very well done. Shout out to The Totally Rad Show! My life hasn't been the same without it.
@iakonasisler4808
@iakonasisler4808 5 лет назад
That and that she breaks some of the rules, like in the game or says you can't look at the operational and of the device or touch it and she does both
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon 5 лет назад
@@iakonasisler4808 I think the idea was, don't shoot a portal into your face. They can't be held responsible for head displacement.
@iakonasisler4808
@iakonasisler4808 5 лет назад
@@SyzygyNoon I'm pretty sure it's just the fact it will blind and/or vaporize your eyes. It's an experimental device and I wouldn't be surprised if it had side affects like that considering their bouncy gel eats your skeleton away
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon 5 лет назад
@@iakonasisler4808 At least we get to eat cake.... Right?
@natec.9940
@natec.9940 5 лет назад
I agree, GLaDOS would never use human guards. She can't risk losing those valuable test subjects.
@10wuebc
@10wuebc 2 года назад
One of the best short films i have seen! They got the character of Chell down perfectly! She is very resourceful and extremely stubborn and doesn't give up, just like the game! 12/10!
@techmantra4521
@techmantra4521 7 лет назад
Do not look into the operational end of the device.
@egkproductions7726
@egkproductions7726 5 лет назад
GLADOS:do not look at the operational end of the device. WOMAN: she looks into it. GLADOS: you LUNATIC!!!!
@absolutenewb8879
@absolutenewb8879 5 лет назад
typical gamer 246 I was under the assumption that “Woman” was supposed to be Chell
@jco_sfm
@jco_sfm 5 лет назад
what an absolute mad lad
@TinyFord1
@TinyFord1 5 лет назад
Yeah, I just figured Glados would’ve made a weight joke about this woman, seeing as she’s totally ripped. Something like “if your ears weren’t covered in fat you would still have a face and no tumors in it”
@corvidox
@corvidox 5 лет назад
YOU DANGEROUS, MUTE LUNATIC!
@trey0001069760
@trey0001069760 5 лет назад
I was screaming that at my screen when she did that too XD
@helloofiree
@helloofiree 10 лет назад
Imagine hearing "Test Champer 1 Complete" in GLaDOS's voice before she hit the deceiving wall with her fist? Oh the chills that could've been. What a great short film. Must've worked so hard on this!
@vinodmahes8243
@vinodmahes8243 2 года назад
Continue to make more Prey styled movies Dan, we are all excited to sew what you got next!
@pyxisthemusician3166
@pyxisthemusician3166 7 лет назад
Good morning. You have been in suspension for...99999...99
@darkbum1510
@darkbum1510 6 лет назад
I espacially liked that layed in bed in Portal 2
@EllieTamashiro
@EllieTamashiro 6 лет назад
9175 :)
@francissantiago1410
@francissantiago1410 6 лет назад
She cheat lol
@renownedtube188b4
@renownedtube188b4 5 лет назад
Pyxis the Musician dat a subnautica reference xd
@kirill9064
@kirill9064 5 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OLqk4aqpXlQ.htmlm2s You have been detained in the relaxation vault for NINE......ZERO...ZER...ZERO...FOUR...ZERO.
@minidhmadboy
@minidhmadboy 4 года назад
All the non-portal fans seeing this and not knowing what's happening, then there's the portal fans just like **Laughs in moon dust** Edit: Guys, I accidentally inhaled it what do I do.
@DaSplootybean
@DaSplootybean 4 года назад
SPACE!!!!
@Momon143
@Momon143 4 года назад
There's nobody watching this who doesn't know what Portal is.
@colliemasked
@colliemasked 4 года назад
Momon143 There is. I had 2 friends who didn’t know about portal, sent me this vid, and asked what it is
@CubeartAnimations
@CubeartAnimations 4 года назад
Momon143 I know what the game is and have watched gameplays but I have never played it
@xx0maxi
@xx0maxi 4 года назад
Yep when cave Johnson inhales it
@annickgirouard8015
@annickgirouard8015 5 лет назад
ending unlocked: trapped forever
@GSFigure
@GSFigure 4 года назад
Steam: 7B other players has achieved this! Everybody: so we are all imprisoned?
@dontrustwhiteyevery1
@dontrustwhiteyevery1 4 года назад
Not me. I have the cheat code...*
@o4saken1
@o4saken1 Год назад
This is one of the most amazing videos i've seen on youtube. awesome visuals, superior use of music!!!
@JeniousJustin
@JeniousJustin 7 лет назад
3:06 "Do not look into the operational end of the device"
@buggy742
@buggy742 7 лет назад
i said that EXACT quote when she did that
@capitanginyuu106
@capitanginyuu106 6 лет назад
Matty River me too 😂
@asmtkyaa
@asmtkyaa 5 лет назад
If this can be made in 2011 why not a real movie about Portal in 2024.
@xyryl3729
@xyryl3729 5 лет назад
*And you should be the writter.* 😁
@paisleesheppard5629
@paisleesheppard5629 5 лет назад
Oh yes. But it would be so much better if it was just one human person, all the sinister humor from the game, and no unnecessary romance. (or maybe a very humanoid robot that the main character would Stockholm syndrome for, only to realize again and again that their companion is a robot and would never return their feelings - but a Hollywood writer would go for the cliche "It was GlaDos all along! But you saw that coming from second one!" So it'd have to be... Valve, I guess. Or financed under a strict set of conditions so it stays true to the source material. I think everyone's tired of the "we know she's the love interest the second we meet her - oh and now they're having go out with a bang sex, sure." tropes... and would welcome something like Portal on the big screen. If I ever pick up on animation or filming, pinky swear I'll make Portal my exam project...
@Dubs2
@Dubs2 5 лет назад
You should watch The Signal. Lawrence Fishburn is in it. It’s better than the trailers make it out to be. If you haven’t seen a trailer for it. Don’t watch any because they show too much.
@vaxx9922
@vaxx9922 5 лет назад
Because hollywood doesn't know how to make good science movies anymore.
@Generic--User
@Generic--User 5 лет назад
@@vaxx9922 this wouldn't be a science movie it would be a video game movie because yk this is based off a video game franchise
@chaoticprogramming
@chaoticprogramming 4 года назад
Me: Doesn't hear anything... turns volume up a lot trying to hear it Video: HHUHUhUuuhUUUgGGhhHHhHHhHh
@tommykaits
@tommykaits Год назад
I love this short because portal 1 and 2 are my favorites games and series of games and the short is so fricking good i have to say thats the best video of 2023 even tho it's been 11 years old
@narcissus79
@narcissus79 4 года назад
2019 and RU-vid only just tells me about this film. Nice work RU-vid..
@AxylusMaximus
@AxylusMaximus 4 года назад
new algorithm I guess
@KristopherBel
@KristopherBel 4 года назад
Same here.
@GeekOfAllness
@GeekOfAllness 4 года назад
Some of these late recommendations seem normal considering they only pop up after I've searched for similar videos (like when you look up a specific motorcycle crash and suddenly every crash video on RU-vid is recommended). But I've looked up a lot of Portal videos and this is the first time I've seen this one recommended. Come on RU-vid, get better at reading my mind!
@armaniac661
@armaniac661 9 лет назад
The ending gives me chills every time! Amazing video!
@armaniac661
@armaniac661 9 лет назад
***** I can tell you, but I'd advise you to play the game, it's way more fun to find that way!
@lucaskazama878
@lucaskazama878 9 лет назад
+On EDM Cloud 9: with no spoilers, I can say: its not about what happens, but how you feel after play and see the endings. The entire game you play while is in the middle of a cutscene, like if all the game was a movie and instead of watch, you interact with this movie, so the end causes you "chills moments", not because the conquest, but because what happened between the beginning and ending of the game.
@ki-seonpeck9069
@ki-seonpeck9069 8 лет назад
When I saw the ending, I thought it was bad blue/green screen, then I realized it was a simulation. Beautiful shortfilm. Im excited for. 10 Cloverfield Lane
@colinboots8694
@colinboots8694 7 лет назад
damn she figured that gun out fast
@heyr3tr044
@heyr3tr044 6 лет назад
If I found something like that I would stick my hand in it
@geetee650
@geetee650 6 лет назад
Thumbs up for your name and comment.
@lutviaura5429
@lutviaura5429 6 лет назад
The Grinch In A Mask Holding A Gun
@mack5383
@mack5383 6 лет назад
Shentonator Because a portal only has two sides like a wormhole or something?
@mack5383
@mack5383 6 лет назад
The Grinch In A Mask Holding A Gun Im dumb as fuck so how did she figure it out?
@fluffdegoss
@fluffdegoss 23 дня назад
13 years and this still kicks ass.
@hyperspeed1313
@hyperspeed1313 8 лет назад
This was made five years ago. I watched it five years ago. RU-vid recommended I watch it today. I watched it again and it's still just as good.
@ririp5865
@ririp5865 7 лет назад
Hyperspeed1313 I
@whenuseea3969
@whenuseea3969 7 лет назад
same
@eugyy_
@eugyy_ 7 лет назад
Hyperspeed1313 same
@raimonds379
@raimonds379 7 лет назад
Hyperspeed1313 rtuajkiljo
@FireflyProductions
@FireflyProductions 4 года назад
But there's no sense crying over every mistake, You just keep on trying till you run out of cake, And the science gets done, And you make a neat gun, For the people who are still alive.
@kenball1980
@kenball1980 4 года назад
Where the hell is Wheatley when you need him?
@GSFigure
@GSFigure 4 года назад
The director: he already was sent to space.
@helloemmie7851
@helloemmie7851 4 года назад
Dude yes
@thangel1578
@thangel1578 4 года назад
Is in the space
@lilacpen8678
@lilacpen8678 4 года назад
Off being an idiot somewhere.
@yukissionator1318
@yukissionator1318 4 года назад
He's a moron
@Cibernetize
@Cibernetize 3 года назад
I think that this is the first time this video has come across my feed since it first came out. The fact that the director of this would go on to direct media that would become major parts of pop culture absolutely astonishes me. Hell, even the way he put such a dramatic spin on what was just a puzzle game for people E-10+ is amazing. I love seeing the work of people who are now household names back when they first begun.
@whyjordie
@whyjordie 7 лет назад
I think if there was ever a Portal movie it would be about GlaDOS and how she flooded the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxin and the movie would feature a band of scientists trying to outrun the gas by going through different chambers and using the portal technology but they all die one by one in different ways. One falls into a goo pit, one by fire, etc. Until one is left. Ratman.
@yagzefedemirel3934
@yagzefedemirel3934 7 лет назад
Youngbl00d valve is making a movie of portal and half life
@mattheww7846
@mattheww7846 7 лет назад
A Rattmann movie would be amazing
@jeugene807
@jeugene807 7 лет назад
jordynliketheriver yooo, that sounds awesome!
@Platin_2004
@Platin_2004 7 лет назад
jordynliketheriver it would not have a happy end tho
@thebrosofmagic
@thebrosofmagic 7 лет назад
who's ratmann xD
@Doubloons
@Doubloons 7 лет назад
idk why, but if VALVe wants to make a movie, they should make it about portal&half-life, as they are set in the exact same universe. Huge success
@honkhonk8009
@honkhonk8009 6 лет назад
A Tf2 movie would have more story line
@batko4426
@batko4426 6 лет назад
level 3 gay Tf2 doesnt even have a storyline
@benjaminf
@benjaminf 6 лет назад
Xx_ Slav _xX uHH TF2 does have an actual story
@batko4426
@batko4426 6 лет назад
Benjamin F. Oh really? What is it.
@scootmctoot
@scootmctoot 6 лет назад
They shouldn't do that. They could have two different movies that reference each other, like the games.
@Nimbus3690
@Nimbus3690 11 лет назад
the ending is so depressing, so...portal. Great job.
@qualityshloimy
@qualityshloimy 3 года назад
Yes! Finally!! It came back around in the algorithm and I'm again blown away at just how much they were able to squeeze in with zero dialogue, amazing work!
@CelestialDraconis
@CelestialDraconis 7 лет назад
They shoulda just fed her some cake.
@Mario-nz4sv
@Mario-nz4sv 7 лет назад
MistyEyedDragon ggfffdhfhfhffhdhdhdhdhdhdh
@cj_oolala
@cj_oolala 7 лет назад
To bad the cake is a lie.
@SidneyJupiter
@SidneyJupiter 6 лет назад
But the cake is a lie
@cookerbadg3
@cookerbadg3 6 лет назад
MistyEyedDragon the cake is a lie
@paulweaver2779
@paulweaver2779 6 лет назад
i think she was fed up with cake...
@MKShuriken599
@MKShuriken599 4 года назад
Plot twist: *you haven’t unlocked that side YET*
@JoeMakaFloe
@JoeMakaFloe 4 года назад
This ain't EA
@MKShuriken599
@MKShuriken599 4 года назад
JoeMakaFloe It is now
@martianfilms9902
@martianfilms9902 4 года назад
Whoever done the soundtrack did amazing! It's quite sounding like Half Life as well.
@Drake_soul
@Drake_soul 3 года назад
Very unfortunate ending for her, bit this is an amazing short film. I hope they make a full fledged movie one day.
@Lunarcreeper
@Lunarcreeper 4 года назад
3:07 "Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device." "With it, you can create your own portals." "These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe." "The device, however, has not." "DO NOT TOUCH THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE." "DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE." "Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially." "Most importantly, under no circumstances should you #############”
@leghostinator
@leghostinator 3 года назад
Should you ### ? What is that last part tell me
@aaaaaaabutyt
@aaaaaaabutyt 3 года назад
@@leghostinator have you ever played portal 1?
@leghostinator
@leghostinator 3 года назад
@@aaaaaaabutyt yes but i was like 5 and i didnt understand english properly yet
@RucaDoo
@RucaDoo 3 года назад
@@leghostinator the dialogue in game says: And most importantly, do not $-$@)#’ao@‘snjal@:#)@9’amanAM###*())))))’l
@thecaketubby5764
@thecaketubby5764 3 года назад
@@RucaDoo in russian it isnt cut out and it says "Do not get the device out of the facility"
@Ferkidactilo
@Ferkidactilo 6 лет назад
My first thought when she discovered how portals work: 'Nice, now I can grab the meal without getting up of the bed'
@mrowlsss
@mrowlsss Месяц назад
Same
@morganmememachine466
@morganmememachine466 10 лет назад
A cage surrounded by another cage. What a plot twist.
@Chapeau362
@Chapeau362 10 лет назад
Yo dawg, I heard you like cages
@Superdarkpit
@Superdarkpit 10 лет назад
Well she was clearly meant to find the portal gun, I'd say the whole thing went as planned.
@adalwin1875
@adalwin1875 10 лет назад
nicolas cage
@lookatthismemethatijustfou3168
@lookatthismemethatijustfou3168 10 лет назад
The real twist is, you are telling the whole story.
@TimothyWilliamsGamerX954
@TimothyWilliamsGamerX954 10 лет назад
Hallzad Boss Mind Blown
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en 7 месяцев назад
Truly spectacular. Incredibly well done, I was hooked right the way through.
@DTorto
@DTorto 4 года назад
Chell: hits man with portal gun Me: T -that's not how that works
@GSFigure
@GSFigure 4 года назад
Director: thats how we set it up to be. Pewds: thats how mafia works.
@squidbytes25
@squidbytes25 4 года назад
I mean....the gun does look heavy, I'm sure getting hit with it in the back of the head with it would hurt
@Artameful
@Artameful 4 года назад
@@squidbytes25 and fuck up the miniature black hole inside.
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne 4 года назад
@@Artameful Idk - I'd hope whatever system was devised to contain a miniature black hole could survive a hard smack or two...
@Dg-rh4be
@Dg-rh4be 3 года назад
@@Artameful doesnt chell hit the floor a lot at high speeds or runs into walls
@justdave3733
@justdave3733 8 лет назад
Hmmm...those walls don't seem to be made of moon rocks.
@misterfaust1435
@misterfaust1435 8 лет назад
I always thought that maybe the room where you destroy the Neurotoxin pipes maybe those platforms where moonrocks?
@rohanjohn2219
@rohanjohn2219 8 лет назад
I think they are concrete but maybe painted with moon rock gel
@InitiateDee
@InitiateDee 7 лет назад
Every single surface is shootable by a portal, it just depends how many time will stay on it. On moon rocks, however, will stay forever.
@braidendavis5336
@braidendavis5336 7 лет назад
nope, only moon rock surfaces or moon rock gel surfaces can have a portal on them
@misterfaust1435
@misterfaust1435 7 лет назад
6Shot Gaming Where's it say that in the game?
@charlieinthe_box
@charlieinthe_box 5 лет назад
"Now, most test subjects are asleep for a couple months. You've been under for.. um.. quite a bit longer and it's not totally out of the question that you have a minor case of, um, severe brain damage. Now don't be alarmed. But if you are alarmed, try to, um, hold onto that feeling as it is the proper reaction to be told that you have brain damage."
@myluciusdemon
@myluciusdemon 4 года назад
@Cameron Frame mabie they copy n 0aste
@quinnbradley7255
@quinnbradley7255 4 года назад
"Try speaking, say apple... What you just did there was jumping."
@darkbulb367
@darkbulb367 10 месяцев назад
I just keep coming back to this one. Incredibly well done, hat's off to entire cast and crew.
@CetteSara
@CetteSara Год назад
Ohhhh this is really impressive ! Amazing work ! Thank you for sharing
@rokkfilms
@rokkfilms 4 года назад
This came up in my "Recommended" vids. It was made 9 years ago but was very well done. Awesome short film!
@cal.4243
@cal.4243 4 года назад
I feel like the portal gun should go deeper into her arm cause it looks like she’s holding on to a 5ft plank of wood
@sanmoon3543
@sanmoon3543 7 лет назад
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
@f1koh
@f1koh 6 лет назад
Si Random nice
@supernovactc3283
@supernovactc3283 5 лет назад
In layman's terms
@Swaglordfawful
@Swaglordfawful 5 лет назад
Supernova CTC damn it! You stole what I was going to say....
@supernovactc3283
@supernovactc3283 5 лет назад
@@Swaglordfawful I'm GLaD to know.
@Swaglordfawful
@Swaglordfawful 5 лет назад
Supernova CTC hey, I just noticed, 3:08 She looked at the operational end of the device.
@Sora-MMK
@Sora-MMK Год назад
Even 11 Years later, one of the best Portal Short Films ever made.
@Fragerboy
@Fragerboy 8 лет назад
From fan film to what appears to be a fantastic and critically acclaimed thriller with an A-List cast. Not too bad.
@jordanfranck
@jordanfranck 8 лет назад
+Zach Giehm (Dr Steinman) Lol, the way this is formatted on my screen, it looks like you said A-
@esteban_hd6442
@esteban_hd6442 7 лет назад
Jordan Franck
@dough1595
@dough1595 8 лет назад
And now this guy is directing Cloverfield.
@darkoscorner4326
@darkoscorner4326 8 лет назад
+dough1595 No he's not. Matt Reeves directed Cloverfield. This guy directed 10 Cloverfield Lane.
@loki_l_1380
@loki_l_1380 8 лет назад
+DarkosCorner Wise ass. C:
@trewth2002
@trewth2002 8 лет назад
I was talking to my mate earlier and brought up how he would be great at doing a portal feature film. Later on I saw the trailer and thought GOD DAMN!
@VanlockFR
@VanlockFR 8 лет назад
+dough1595 YES Exactly What I came here to say ! :D OMG ! Congrats Dan ! Only one Short and Now you've directed a big Hollywood movie ! :D GG !
@davidamorao3254
@davidamorao3254 8 лет назад
*cough cough cough* 10 Cloverfield lane.... douchbag level 30
@MMAforBreakfast
@MMAforBreakfast 8 лет назад
Friendly reminder that the guy who made this short is the director of 10 Cloverfield Lane!
@drumetul_dacic
@drumetul_dacic 7 лет назад
He's also the director of the Black Mirror: Playtest episode.
@lindachristensen8391
@lindachristensen8391 7 лет назад
GG
@okdarius
@okdarius Год назад
At the 5 minute mark I was like, "oh come on all that amazing work put into it and you guys rush this greenscreen scene?!" but seconds later I was deeply humbled.
@averyinreallife5402
@averyinreallife5402 10 лет назад
This was in the world record book gamers addition. Good work
@ammex7444
@ammex7444 10 лет назад
Yea and rattman's hidden chambers
@The_RedVIII
@The_RedVIII 8 лет назад
That was good, but if he ever directs a full length Portal movie, I just hope they don't make it that serious. Instead stick more to what Portal is. Less humans, more robots, more humor, more Glados, more Wheatley.
@mrvolans7862
@mrvolans7862 8 лет назад
I would it to be about what role Aperture Science has in the world. As of now, they're extremely mysterious, unexplained and seemingly without real purpose. like, who are they developing for, and for what purpose?
@sjipsdew
@sjipsdew 8 лет назад
wasn't their purpose to make shower curtains?
@mrvolans7862
@mrvolans7862 8 лет назад
sjipsdew Where do you get that from?
@sjipsdew
@sjipsdew 8 лет назад
first 9 seconds
@mrvolans7862
@mrvolans7862 8 лет назад
sjipsdew What?
@theAlexoucool66
@theAlexoucool66 9 лет назад
Damn, I want a real movie based on Portal, this would be aaaaawesome !
@nathanwood5481
@nathanwood5481 9 лет назад
***** Never 'urd of 'im (superslang)
@nathanwood5481
@nathanwood5481 9 лет назад
***** wut u trin 2 het me bruv
@mikeszkoo
@mikeszkoo 9 лет назад
***** Uwe Boll lololo :D
@Piochanel2
@Piochanel2 9 лет назад
+Brownie Boy - there is a whole series - Rick & Morty ;)
@mohamedsayed4526
@mohamedsayed4526 9 лет назад
+Brownie Boy i don't think that it would be i've played portal and portal 2 both are perfect games but they can't be movies (my opinion ofcourse)
@mrvoss2485
@mrvoss2485 8 лет назад
Well.. she's in really good shape.
@AtlasReburdened
@AtlasReburdened 5 лет назад
She's being dramatic, there's at least two companion cubes within 5 meters.
@GSFigure
@GSFigure 4 года назад
Thats the point of the clip, to be dramatic
@tntalchemist
@tntalchemist 4 года назад
9 years later and this is still beyond amazing. I'm surprised there still isn't a feature length Portal film yet
@michaelpunch5707
@michaelpunch5707 2 года назад
you should go look on IMDB at the director's current projects :)
@tntalchemist
@tntalchemist 2 года назад
@@michaelpunch5707 holy crap! 10 Cloverfield Lane, an episode of Black Mirror, the premiere episode of The Boys, and the upcoming Prey movie?! He's moved so far up since this fan film
@michaelpunch5707
@michaelpunch5707 2 года назад
@@tntalchemist buttttt go look under his "writer" credits. :)
@tntalchemist
@tntalchemist 2 года назад
@@michaelpunch5707 that's huge! If it's not just a rumor, it would make sense to have him be the writer
@michaelpunch5707
@michaelpunch5707 2 года назад
@@tntalchemist JJ Abrams is producing, and they've already talked about it being in the works. anything can always fall through, but I'm hyped. Even if hes not the writer, im happy to be getting a Portal movie.
@JTBJacksdeadasschannel
@JTBJacksdeadasschannel 3 года назад
“I’m making a note here: *HUGE SUCCESS* ”
@emmajeanjones6552
@emmajeanjones6552 3 года назад
"It's hard to overstate my saaatisfaction"
@Eaglewing747
@Eaglewing747 5 месяцев назад
"Aperture Science, we do what we must, because we can"
@theblackpumpkin_gaming
@theblackpumpkin_gaming 5 месяцев назад
"For the good of all of us! Except the ones who are dead"
@playground246
@playground246 4 года назад
only youtube *veterans* can remember watching this. Edit:wait I don’t remember commenting this Edit2: nevermind my brother did this
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne 4 года назад
I remember watching this for the first time yesterday. I've been watching RU-vid for like a decade now. The almighty & benevolent Algorithm ™ did not see fit to bless my recommendeds with it until then. 🤷‍♂️
@thechargentarge1341
@thechargentarge1341 3 года назад
@@EmeraldLavigne *Actually Ya Joined 7 Years Ago but still not calling you out for a liar*
@geo1038
@geo1038 3 года назад
@@thechargentarge1341 he could've used a different account or not been logged in
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne 3 года назад
@@thechargentarge1341 yeah, I started watching regularly in 2009/2010 & held off on making an account as long as I could (eg, I didn't subscribe, I bookmarked) until I got my first smartphone in 2014, since I needed a Google account to use it. *not that it f⛎cking matters because 7+ years falls within the range of "like a decade," as "about a decade"* *NOT THAT I'M CALLING CALLING YOU OUT FOR A F⛎CKING PEDANT*
@thechargentarge1341
@thechargentarge1341 3 года назад
@@EmeraldLavigne *is ok*
@egotisticcougar
@egotisticcougar 10 лет назад
Do not stare directly into the device.
@brentbartley4976
@brentbartley4976 10 лет назад
Yea but most importantly you must never under any circ...
@redrider578
@redrider578 10 лет назад
Portals only stick to certain surfaces no getting shot with a portal might not do anything
@VentusDivinum
@VentusDivinum 10 лет назад
***** At least she didn't have to go throught a material emancipation grid, she didn't have to fear for her teeth.
@egotisticcougar
@egotisticcougar 10 лет назад
***** It probably collapse the local quantum field. Or something.
@VentusDivinum
@VentusDivinum 10 лет назад
Yeah, maybe that's the effect of the button...they really should have test it before !!
@TheFearsomeSnyder
@TheFearsomeSnyder 8 лет назад
please deposit the proportionally weighted companion cube in the nearest incinerator box, and proceed to the next level. and then their will be cake.
@Tgu0_o
@Tgu0_o 8 лет назад
Lieven Paulissen that lv made me almost cry when I had to do that
@bikiniman4262
@bikiniman4262 8 лет назад
THE CAKE WAS A LIE!
@DennisLeeyeet
@DennisLeeyeet 8 лет назад
You will be baked, and then there will be cake
@bboyramen
@bboyramen 4 месяца назад
its been 12 years, i just bought portal 2. my first time playing it, and i accidentally stumbled across this masterpiece again.
@TriEyeOfficial
@TriEyeOfficial 3 месяца назад
Welcome to the trust issues club
@ThatVeryOldMan
@ThatVeryOldMan 4 года назад
She's built like a brick house, damn
@MiaogisTeas
@MiaogisTeas 4 года назад
I, for one, want to see more of her on screen. 😍
@ThatVeryOldMan
@ThatVeryOldMan 4 года назад
@@MiaogisTeas Oh don't get me the wrong way, I want it too.
@digital_gravity
@digital_gravity 4 года назад
She was 48/49 when she filmed this!
@clownworldhereticmyron1018
@clownworldhereticmyron1018 4 года назад
Right?! I want to know her exercise routine. Her arms are fucking amazing.
@rey_nemaattori
@rey_nemaattori 3 года назад
@@clownworldhereticmyron1018 Obviously a lot of dips and pushups xD But agreed, her toned physique makes her exceptionally beautiful.
@tantriduong4612
@tantriduong4612 4 года назад
she wouldn't have been able to even get out of the first room with that portal gun if it wasn't for those guards, since there is no space outside that room for her shoot the destination port. After all, it's a pretty tricky device since the destination must be accessible from the side of it's user
@JS-kc1tm
@JS-kc1tm 3 года назад
she could've waited 'till the wall opens to give her food
@zekrom5956
@zekrom5956 8 лет назад
This was a triumph I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'm not even angry I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my heart and killed me And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you Now these points of data make a beautiful line And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time So I'm GLaD, I got burned, think of all the things we learned For the people who are still alive Go ahead and leave me I think I'd prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to help you Maybe Black Mesa That was a joke, ha ha, FAT CHANCE Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look up there, it makes me GLaD, I'm not you I've experiments to run, there is research to be done On the people who are still alive And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel fantastic and I'm still alive And while you're dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive STILL ALIVE
@kipchickensout
@kipchickensout 8 лет назад
Ive read this text and had the melody in mind
@watchableraven3517
@watchableraven3517 8 лет назад
GabeN -BACK!- 3 IS A NUMBER!! GABE
@markgriffith7134
@markgriffith7134 7 лет назад
Zekrom roses are red violets are blue if your planning on living off poety it's something i wouldn't do! just my opinion do what you want!
@markgriffith7134
@markgriffith7134 7 лет назад
Zekrom forgive me i didn't know that was a song!?!
@UnacceptableViews
@UnacceptableViews 7 лет назад
GabeN no one loves you anymore...
@Str1ke-YT
@Str1ke-YT 3 года назад
This aged real well So good to watch over and over again
@ericsoler8352
@ericsoler8352 9 лет назад
The freedom is a lie 😂
@SLfromknifetown
@SLfromknifetown 9 лет назад
+Eric Soler the cake*
@SLfromknifetown
@SLfromknifetown 9 лет назад
Ultimate Monkey Okay. Well I think "the cake is a lie" is better because it's a metaphor that alredy fits this scenario. There is no need to substitute it for "freedom" to make it clearer, since that destroys the silly metaphor and just becomes a fact. And a fact is rarely funny on it's own, unless it is the fact that ducks have corkscrew shaped penises. He should have said that instead.
@SLfromknifetown
@SLfromknifetown 9 лет назад
Ultimate Monkey Did you know ants don't sleep? So when they climb up under leaves in the rainforest and hold on with a steady grip, other ants will avoid them since their brains probably are infested with a behaviour altering fungus, making them a ticking spore-bomb :)
@ch1ckenballs
@ch1ckenballs 8 лет назад
+Fippe Schmidt dude what does that have to do with portal ???
@SLfromknifetown
@SLfromknifetown 8 лет назад
Calvin Xfunny Everything. The cake is a lie.
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