Portal - You Wouldn't Know | Music Video 

You've done it again, Harry101UK, a wonderfully funny, apt animation for another great Jonathan Colton song sung by my wife! Bravo!

Without the context of her actually meeting Batman in Lego Dimensions, this song feels like GLaDOS is going insane from loneliness and started hallucinating people.

I do love that GLaDos views all humans either with disdain, dettached scientific indifference, outright hostility, or as test subjects... except for Batman. She trusts Batman.

i love how she just acknowledges and accepts that batman can just walk in the facility in and out

I love how this song is literally GLaDOS realizing Chell won't come back after she says "Don't come back" and going "... oh."

Every time I go back to this song the “All of this fun. Without you.” line makes me so sad. Glados is trying to convince herself that she’s fine without Chell while masking it as telling her she’s missing out.

something about the Master Chief using a Portal gun makes me extremely happy....

I know everybody’s going on about how sweet / sad this is, but I’m only realising *just* how terrifying GLaDOS is in third person, when you can properly compare her to a human.

Every song ever sung by GLaDOS sounds like an incredibly bitchy passive-aggressive breakup song and I don't think that's accidental.

Everytime batman was on screen I had the dumbest smile on my face

All these people asking why Batman is there- the real question is how the heck do these Portal fans not know that Portal was in LEGO Dimensions?

I love how GLaDOS manipulated Chell's footage to look fat. She never forgets, huh?

Sometimes I forget this song is a crossover song in a fucking LEGO game and the second verse hits me like a Batmobile

*"I'M FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE"* GLaDOS says, spinning around at super sonic speeds as a potato.

I bet none of the Portal fans expected Batman, Wild-Style and Gandalf in toy form to come visit GLaDOS.

Master Chief jumping through a portal at high velocity while eating his cake is the type of thing I needed in my life

With Valve's inability to count to three... Honestly, I'm kind of okay with this as an end to Portal.

this song was perfectly normal until she started singing about batman

I love when she talks about the cake she sounds so proud of herself like, "Yes it's real! A cake I made :3" It's just so cute coming from her!

I remember my brother got Lego Dimensions, and when I found out there was a Portal section I had to do it for him. Him, me and my Dad then played the game and completed it together. And when this song played, I started crying because 1) it was unexpected and 2) Portal and Portal 2 were my introductions to gaming, and to have one more GLaDOS song just made me so so happy. It was like seeing an old friend again. My dad didn't get why I was crying though and called me a baby, and you know what? Damn right I am when this woman sings!

Welp guess I have to cover this now! :)

My favourite line is when she's talking about Batman and she says "someone who won't kill me." Not only does it reference Chell killing her, but it's also a reference to Batman's no kill rule. I'm not sure if Batman would kill an AI. Would he kill Braniac? GLaDOS was technically human once.

Glados: It was fun, *DONT* come back. Chell: *doesnt come back* Glados: *suprise pikachu face*

I love the idea that GLaDOS only thought Chell was fat because of the lens distortion

I just love the thought that through her experiences with Chell, GLaDOS grew from a genuinely maniacal machine that needed personality or control cores to stop her from just killing everyone around her - to someone who made cake for all her new friends, but then she pushed Chell away from Aperture because either she couldn't continue to look at her for what she [GLaDOS] did to her or because she wanted Chell to actually get a chance at life. Every time I look deeper into Chell and GLaDOS's relationship I'm just a little more heartbroken.

3:03 welp you don't see that every day

I feel like this is more directed at Valve for not giving us another Portal game than anything else...

Seeing an Enclave soldier, Master Chief, and Big Boss hang around Aperture was something I never knew I wanted.

Honestly? I find it cute how Glados genuinely misses Chel after everything now. I just replayed Portal 2 and her growth in it was very well done, and at the end, you can tell she will miss Chel, and here, you see that she really did.

I don't understand why people are so confused by Batman being in this. Since when do you need an excuse to include Batman in anything? He's Batman.

"Gabe count to ten" "1245678910" "your forgot three" "what's that?"

0:45 that crow animation's very underrated. Very clean and actually feels like a bird's movements.

"Someone who won't kill me" You got that right

Now I want to see a proper Batman/Portal crossover...

I thought this was going to be a nice alternate song for the ending of Portal 2. Then Batman showed up.

Honestly I think this song can be canon with the Batman line. Assuming batman is still a popculture thing (Why wouldnt it be) in portal's time, when I first heard this song on spotify I just assumed it was GLaDos lying to make Chell jealous/want to come back in a kinda deranged/out of the loop sort of way. Like "Oh yeah batmans here hes my mate".

LEGO dimensions was my first introduction to Portal. This song holds sentimental value to me

*Still* alive *Want* you gone *You* wouldn't know Edit: holy shit thank you everyone for all the likes!

Thanks to Lego we get GLaDoS singing about being friends with Batman.

I saw the Master Chief holding a portal gun and thought, so much yes.

I love the fact that they just happen to have a cardboard cutout of Chell

3:02. I NEED A GIF OF THIS DANCING BATMAN RIGHT NOW

1:26 when you are having a ton of major issues but have to pretend like you're ok because no one cares

This song is canon in my eyes

Portal 3 is in development... you wouldn't know, would you?

Fact: this animation is awesome

whenever i hear this, i always imagine glados basically writing a letter to chell saying how life has been going great without you, but i still miss you.

Aw, I got this sad like feeling coming from GlaDOS. It's like the whole time she's singing "How much fun she's having with so many new friends" without Chell but in reality she's just exaggerating and none of it has happened trying to somehow put on a facade she's doing well without Chell but really she truly misses her. Like the parts when she sings "All by myself...finally" the "finally" part actually sounds sad. And the ending "But you wouldn't know would yooou..." as she see's Chell return. As if she couldn't believe her eyes that Chell actually returned. I see the song as GlaDOS is singing a lie that she's doing so well without Chell but she really isn't. But it looked like Chell returned so- ALL GOOD! 😃

"I can guess the reasons you're not coming by" Reason No. 1: I kicked you out, gave you your old Companion Cube back, then slammed a door in your face to make it very clear I don't want to see you again....even if maybe I do.

B-b-batman?? BATMAN?

God, if Master Chief had a portal gun, all hell would break loose.

Glados sounds like she's drunk and trying to get over her ex lol

If they ever make a Portal 3, I hope they start the first time you meet GLADOS again is her singing the end of this song, so it's like MAYBE the events of LEGO Dimensions happened...who knows ;)

this is gonna sound stupid but hear me out. I can only ever imagine this song as a final goodbye from G.L.A.D.o.S as Aperture science falls. Combine soldiers are storming the building, the defenses are falling. In a final display of mercy or, dare I say, love. GLaDoS records a final message for Chell. It's obviously filled with farcical nonsense and lies because that's her nature. The last bitter sweet notes leave her artificial lips and a life of sadness, pain, torture, regret and anguish flash through Caroline's brain one last time. GLaDoS died that day, and Caroline is finally left to rest... But how does Chell get that message? From a fallen friend turned fallen star. With a processor of gold that was set ablaze by the ungodly flames of power. Through Wheatly... And I'm fully aware this is a Lego game but let me have this.

0:51 Wow. This explains a lot of things.

The room:*on fire Glados:”this is fine” “I’m fine”

For all those people saying "Why is batman here?", the songs from the credits in a lego dimensions expansion pack. And Batman's an official character.

I just had a thought... You should do a parody of "Sound of Silence" (Disturbed cover) and call it "Sound of Science"

Jonathan Coulton makes such weird amazing songs. I especially love "artificial heart"

0:56 did you noticed: Bat’s head is not like bat that on Batman symbol, Its like rat! So that means its ratman!!! Nice little reference sir

Wow this animation is amazing its like a cutscene in the actual portal games Also 1:43 snake is in the background in a box

Hearing another relaxing song about Portal 2 from Harry101UK, and suddenly BATMAN APPEARS. WTF!?

1:26 Chell: are you okay? GLaDOS potato: *"I'M FINEEE"*

Legends has it that master chief is still in that portal loop till this day

0:25 That Level is from Portal Stories: Mel. Very sneaky Harry.

This is pure gold-

I love that the test chamber shown at 0:27 ("everything clean") is the first future test from Portal Stories: Mel. Really helps it feels connected to canon! Or, as canon as you can get when GLaDOS is singing about Batman.

The first verse of this is canon in my brain

The comments gave me context of her meeting batman in the lego games but I heard this song first without context and laughed so hard when batman was just randomly put in

1:43 back GlaDOS moving box lol

the idea of people not having the context of Lego Dimensions and getting to the Batman bit amuses me

It’s so hilarious that every song Glados makes is about Chell. You can really tell how much she’s impacted her.

is it just me or does Master Chief go well with the portal gun

Master chief with portal gun...well thats interesting

The dance break towards the end really made the video. Well done

Batman, Samus, Master Chief, GlaDOS.... And Knuckles.

We got SAMUS, got Batman, Master Chief, Metal Gear Solid, Heck, just bring in the whole world of gaming!

Another funny story, this song isn't cannon in any way. Valve confirmed GLaDOS *MISSES* Chell. Oh yeah. Glados is not like you think

This was amazing ! I loved seeing Samus in there. She’s technically GLaDOS’ worst nightmare, you know, being adopted. By birds ! Also, can you imagine a Metroid Prime with Portal mechanics ?

This was a great song, been going through some shit recently and this made me feel a tad better...Good animations, perfect rendering and spot on mesh and texture details!

3:00 well well.. Finnaly i know were is gordon freeman and why half life 3 is missing

on the one hand this is a great song, on the other...BATMAN!?

2:42 "Testing and fun!" YES THAT'S FUN BRING ME TO THAT PARTY.

Basically batman used his connections to actually update her code, making her actually less test crazy and actually be a kind robot. After he was tested, managed to reach the reactor room, shutting off her power completely.

My favorite moment in portal 2 is in the beginning when he says: Speak, say something. Tell me you can hear me. And you just jump, and he says You just jumped, well good enough.

Ah, so *this* is where you have been. When you didn't upload on your other channel I knew you had to be working on one of your masterpieces intently. Nicely done, Harry.

0:20: *when your principal catches you running in the halls*

You know... This is probably one of my favorite animations. It kinda finishes the story of portal, GLaDOS gets new test subjects in the form of batman, Gordon freeman and others and has officially moved on in life, leaving Chell as a thing of the past, until portal 3 comes out, I'll be happy with this ending. :)

I love how glados just is spinning while saying "im fiiiiiiine"

I am not sure why GLaDOS hates/annoys Chell so much, but all I can say is that she and Chell have a mysterious bond that will never be goodly explained.

CONTEXT This is a song original to LEGO Dimensions, which Portal 2 was an IP in. The main heroes are Batman, Gandalf, and Wyldstyle and they have annoyed her way too much by incorrectly solving her tests. She eventually teams up with them for the final battle.

I love this so much, they nailed the Portal feel perfectly with the lyrics, and you brought it to a whole new level with top quality animation.

This is canon.

When you realize that the Lego Dimensions Portal level pack was Portal 3, that is right a 3rd Valve game....sort of.

The spinning potato at 1:26 aggressively singing “I’m fine!” Is so relatable

I take this song as glados, after deleting Caroline and sending Chell away, realizing that she still did develop emotions and empathy as an ai outside of what was given to her by Caroline. I see this as her lament, that if anyone returns they'd find a lonely robot hard at work to revitalize and save any possible remaining human life that could be tucked away in some crevice as a means of repentance.

*clicks on video without playing lego demensions or seeing the thumbnail* GLADoS: i was saying this to batman me who about chokes on his drink: oh were you now

Chell be looking Chunky I'm that first image, is that why all those fat jokes were made? The camera does add on 10 lbs

Just to remind you guys, this is a song from a mega crossover LEGO game that is also a tsundere anthem sung by GLaDOS which also references Batman.

Rip Lego Dimensions. You were a fun game with a great concept, and you will be missed.