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@DarthRushy
@DarthRushy 8 лет назад
"Actually, I wonder what would happen if you stick them in a microwave?" Why doesn't this question get asked every episode?
@LeviathanRX
@LeviathanRX 8 лет назад
Not everything summons Cthulhu when placed in the microwave like these do.
@yiff
@yiff 8 лет назад
It proves they're marshmallows though, that's what they do
@RSwizard101vids
@RSwizard101vids 8 лет назад
is it a good idea to microwave this? LETS FIND OUT
@mrbigidea0012
@mrbigidea0012 8 лет назад
how about does it blend
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 7 лет назад
richard wright Nobody likes roasted nuts.
@MrTurtlesquirt
@MrTurtlesquirt 9 лет назад
The "delicious" mallows look like condemned smurf houses.
@jeyDsixx18
@jeyDsixx18 4 года назад
MrTurtlesquirt the trap houses of smurfs
@MikehMike01
@MikehMike01 3 года назад
smurf
@rubenmoran8654
@rubenmoran8654 2 года назад
His fingers are wet
@autocon2002
@autocon2002 9 лет назад
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" What a guy.
@sploopst6868
@sploopst6868 9 лет назад
If you're interested, I'll be in my quarters later, naked and covered in Taramasalata...
@autocon2002
@autocon2002 9 лет назад
I didn't know your bread was buttered that side, Bongo.
@Hikarmeme
@Hikarmeme 9 лет назад
autocon2002 *other clever red dwarf quote*
@Shiratto
@Shiratto 3 года назад
Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for Christmas! Whatever…
@DeckerShado
@DeckerShado 12 лет назад
Thanks to the Ashens diet, I'm too terrified to ever eat again! :D
@martincurran6956
@martincurran6956 10 лет назад
" Smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast " .. Ace Rimmer!!
@SunnyDispsition
@SunnyDispsition 10 лет назад
" Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for christmas " - Ace Rimmer (in a way)
@musicgal365
@musicgal365 10 лет назад
Ah, good old Red Dwarf. Classic British television.
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 7 лет назад
martin curran What a guy!
@ChaseMC215
@ChaseMC215 5 лет назад
What a guy
@leovaeg
@leovaeg 9 лет назад
2:50 - sounds like a job for the Worlds Sharpest Knife!
@kzang386
@kzang386 8 лет назад
or the legendary packbuster !
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 7 лет назад
I just watched the Sharpest Knife video, hilarious :D
@ameliaq.7481
@ameliaq.7481 8 лет назад
🎶 Delicious Mallows, Delicious Mallows It's fetid and it's sweaty And it makes you want to puke Delicious Mallows!! 🎶
@SSBBPOKEFAN
@SSBBPOKEFAN 8 лет назад
If sung by a distorted, possibly off-key voice, it sounds pretty good for a novelty Halloween candy.
@101Volts
@101Volts 6 лет назад
Spooky scary Mallows make you shiver down your spine... Seal your doom to fetid sweaty mallows, oh god no no no Makes yo want to puke (doot doot)
@caitthenerd7470
@caitthenerd7470 9 лет назад
A wild Red Dwarf reference appears...
@DarthRushy
@DarthRushy 8 лет назад
+CrazyCashGaming Pokemon reference! I choose you!
@tefnutstemple7433
@tefnutstemple7433 8 лет назад
+DarthRushy Well I tap 2 references for a Magic the Gathering reference!
@jacobdagun3670
@jacobdagun3670 8 лет назад
You cannot grasp the true form of this refrence.
@frtard
@frtard 8 лет назад
This comment thread makes me want to assume the foetal position in the corner and quietly whimper through the night
@PlexusCaeruleum
@PlexusCaeruleum 4 года назад
I don't like this reference, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
@1pelikone
@1pelikone 9 лет назад
mallows sound like some kind of a drug that will get you hallucinate all the bad things you have done.
@cartmanofsp
@cartmanofsp 9 лет назад
Got any mallows? Come on I'm desperate
@aBisMoth
@aBisMoth 9 лет назад
Great profile pic from a great profile picture for a great YTp XD
@kilroyjenkins1
@kilroyjenkins1 9 лет назад
sup
@1pelikone
@1pelikone 9 лет назад
kilroyjenkins1 sup brotha
@kilroyjenkins1
@kilroyjenkins1 9 лет назад
Vegren hows life man
@slayerofthebad9265
@slayerofthebad9265 8 лет назад
2:43 "My goodness, I can't rip it. I don't know what stuff this is made out off." Probably the same stuff as those mallows.
@cinna77
@cinna77 11 лет назад
I cracked when the microwave started slowly blowing it up..
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 лет назад
"An Excellent Outcome".
@onedirectioninfection5756
@onedirectioninfection5756 9 лет назад
i want to see the the cashier's face when people buy this stuff in poundland
@GIitchclan12
@GIitchclan12 9 лет назад
ValLoves Horan probably dismal and quite depressed, as that is their literal role in society, to sell people tat. Edit: or in this case horrible quality candy.
@notimefojibbajabba
@notimefojibbajabba 9 лет назад
+valcano ive never worked at a dollar store but i worked at kroger when i was a teenager. so many people come by you barely focus on one unless they just smell awful or something.
@dennett316
@dennett316 8 лет назад
+valcano A mixture of pity, hatred and disgust I'd imagine.
@UncommonSituations
@UncommonSituations 8 лет назад
She probably thought about her life and how she has absolutely nothing to look forward to while completely disregarding what the man in front of her is buying.
@mattshanahan5213
@mattshanahan5213 8 лет назад
throw in a little bit off 'areyoufuckingserious'
@themetalmetroid
@themetalmetroid 11 лет назад
To tell the truth, the first thing I thought of when I saw those "cupcakes" was "is that made of clay?"
@dasuberkaiser6
@dasuberkaiser6 10 лет назад
It looked more like felt to me.
@IanC14
@IanC14 6 лет назад
Would taste better if it was made of clay.
@himiranda123
@himiranda123 4 года назад
looks like styrofoam to me
@SquiidWooD
@SquiidWooD 10 лет назад
'Children are scared they might have to eat one'. Hahahahahhaha
@MajesticDeathray
@MajesticDeathray 10 лет назад
"Made in China, for Sweet Heaven!" -Poundland's Delicious Mallows, April 13, 2012.
@gillbates8591
@gillbates8591 9 лет назад
Zabby Your profile picture was my reaction when I saw them
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 лет назад
Swag Lord Gabe I thought it was Nigel Thornberry at first for some reason.
@nannynonads1248
@nannynonads1248 9 лет назад
ChickenPika Oh, hey :)
@nickgibson6725
@nickgibson6725 8 лет назад
2:02 "Oh god, why do I do this..? Oh right... Money."
@primal2020
@primal2020 12 лет назад
4:05 i can picture ashens yelling "it lives!" followed by frankenstein-like evil laughter
@Sparrow9612
@Sparrow9612 10 лет назад
The lighting made the mallows look like they had melted through the plate. Wouldn't surprise me if they had, with all those chemicals.
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 7 лет назад
Omg that microwave bit reminded me of that scene in Gremlins... XD
@princessaria
@princessaria 4 года назад
My dog is actually allergic to E129/Red 40. Doesn’t make him hyperactive (idk, maybe it does, who knows?), but he projectile vomits orange if he eats anything containing it. Took me like 8 months to figure out what was causing it because it’s such a minor ingredient. Wasn’t until I tried the “natural” version of a pet food he’d previously eaten (and vomited up) that I was able to narrow it down, since literally the only difference was a lack of artificial coloring. 🙄
@dystopia2289
@dystopia2289 9 лет назад
The first words that sprung to mind when seeing those "delicious mallows" were Chemically enhanced.
@Yabby11
@Yabby11 10 лет назад
That was the best Red Dwarf reference I have ever seen...
@RSwizard101vids
@RSwizard101vids 8 лет назад
"Actually, I wonder what would happen if you stick them in a microwave?" And on that day Ashen's was the next microwave show, IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS? LETS FIND OUT
@TheAttacker732
@TheAttacker732 9 лет назад
"....Actually, I wonder what happens when you stick these in a microwave." Besides your microwave's eternal hatred, if it doesn't already hate you for everything else?
@grapes3737
@grapes3737 9 лет назад
+TheAttacker732 How about that 25 year cake?
@TheAttacker732
@TheAttacker732 9 лет назад
+garion johnson Yeah, forgot about that horror in a box... His microwave either hates him, or fears him. Not sure which is more likely.
@SimmyBassline
@SimmyBassline 12 лет назад
Your reviews always make me laugh. You must be single handedly keeping your local Poundland going. Love the Ace Rimmer quote too. Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas!
@scott110699
@scott110699 8 лет назад
On the plus side they behaved like normal mallows in the microwave. They've got that going for them, even if they fail the sight test. and the feel test. and probably the smell test.
@GeorgeMonet
@GeorgeMonet 8 лет назад
The last time I checked, normal marshmallows don't eat through ceramic.
@scott110699
@scott110699 8 лет назад
they did melt themselves though :P
@everythingsalright1121
@everythingsalright1121 9 лет назад
When it was in the microwave: "MY TRUE FORM, REVEALED!"
@Fizzlecube
@Fizzlecube 9 лет назад
E104 = Yellow Chemics, E129 = Red Chemics. Cheers.
@Boooo
@Boooo 6 лет назад
E102 = Gamma
@deaththereaper36
@deaththereaper36 8 лет назад
1:35 "we ensure each package comes to you in perfect condition" U don't think that is perfect
@deaththereaper36
@deaththereaper36 8 лет назад
*I don't think*
@TomGreen99
@TomGreen99 10 лет назад
I bet chef excellence made them
@DrTacoPHD665
@DrTacoPHD665 4 года назад
With how fast the internet moves, Ashens weird food crap videos have become nostalgic for me.
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 7 лет назад
"Why do I do this?!... Oh yeah, money" XD
@simonmacdougall7832
@simonmacdougall7832 9 лет назад
4:25 Looks like a pancake. Well done, Ashens, you've made yourself a gloopy, sugary mess you'll have to scrape off the plate to clean.
@snowfall_shirayuki2770
@snowfall_shirayuki2770 8 лет назад
A wild Steven universe weeb appeared
@simonmacdougall7832
@simonmacdougall7832 8 лет назад
Haruhi Suzamiya That's just my profile picture, I don't really like it. AI TRIE
@davidhale9730
@davidhale9730 4 года назад
"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!" 😁
@NormanMatchem
@NormanMatchem 9 лет назад
Haha great vid! Love the Red Dwarf reference. Very much enjoyed watching it on Netflix. Must have watched the ENTIRE series in the span of a few weeks. Get stoned, get in the lazyboy chair, watch some Red Dwarf. Lather, rinse, repeat. That was about 2 years ago I figure. Had quite a few laughs. Also it inspired me to track down some 'chicken vindaloo'. Tried it at an Indian restaurant, DELICIOUS stuff!
@cloneepisodeiiiwalker3964
@cloneepisodeiiiwalker3964 8 лет назад
3:30 Did Ashens just reference Red Dwarf?
@robertmccann8377
@robertmccann8377 9 лет назад
4:04 oh mY GOD ITS EVOLVING
@ferociousgumby
@ferociousgumby 4 года назад
Eight years before the pandemic. You guys have no idea how good you've got it.
@123Yellowberry123
@123Yellowberry123 9 лет назад
Is it a good idea to microwave this?
@espurresso
@espurresso 9 лет назад
***** A RU! A RU!
@MisterMajora
@MisterMajora 9 лет назад
Haha best comment ever! xD
@MiniMacroSound
@MiniMacroSound 9 лет назад
As long as the microwave is Chinese, too.
@GoredonTheDestroyer
@GoredonTheDestroyer 6 лет назад
Si.
@commanderdeckard3003
@commanderdeckard3003 6 лет назад
Tetsuo! Kaneda! Tetsuo! Kaneda!
@SENOFR
@SENOFR 8 лет назад
"Why do I do this ohh yeah money" I died 😂😂😂
@simsforever791
@simsforever791 7 лет назад
worst bit is there so cheap it's not even called Marshmallows
@caitthenerd7470
@caitthenerd7470 6 лет назад
Unfortunately, they couldn't afford both the marsh and mallow components, so for legal reasons they have to be called 'mallows'.
@OfficiallySanctionedKATG
@OfficiallySanctionedKATG 4 года назад
@@caitthenerd7470 there is truth in that statement. Because of the ingredients used, they do actually have to be called 'mallows' for legal reasons.
@VndNvwYvvSvv
@VndNvwYvvSvv 8 лет назад
Looks like an angry Southpark Canadian
@justmechanicthings
@justmechanicthings 9 лет назад
I think every single product review you do from now on should end with you shoving it in the microwave. Be it canned burgers or a fake iPhone
@mattshanahan5213
@mattshanahan5213 8 лет назад
I follow this rule with everything I buy. I'm not allowed have a microwave anymore.
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 2 года назад
This has sort of been done already. Look up: Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?
@jimothyturtle3331
@jimothyturtle3331 4 года назад
My external hemorrhoid absolutely kills when my bum involuntarily clenches all by itself.
@TheChibiRevolution
@TheChibiRevolution 8 лет назад
"My girlfriend has returned from the land of pounds." hehe
@infinitefeet2
@infinitefeet2 8 лет назад
"Ok I'm going to go wash my hands for a solid week. Actually I wonder what happens if you stick these in the microwave."
@leoman555
@leoman555 9 лет назад
i laughed to hard and nearly passed out
@JustAskJake
@JustAskJake 12 лет назад
Just when I thought Ashens could not get any better, he quotes Red Dwarf!!!
@RagerMcFly
@RagerMcFly 10 лет назад
Here in Canada the pound land stores are call Dollarama.
@TheNinToaster
@TheNinToaster 9 лет назад
There a few DollarTrees too XD
@ltchyface
@ltchyface 9 лет назад
BasedFreshPrince Yeah but we don't have garbage like poundland lmao
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 9 лет назад
ltchyface Yes, we certainly do. I forget what our version of SignalEx is, but most of their actual electronic stuff is shit. On the other hand, I bought a laptop stand for $3, and it's excellent. But if there's anything with electronics they can fuck up, they will.
@ltchyface
@ltchyface 9 лет назад
ChickenPika yeah in terms of electronics for sure, but food-wise, I can't think of anything that's as bad as poundland... and it's more expensive in UK lmao.
@DreamStalker2
@DreamStalker2 6 лет назад
In my area we have Dollarama & Dollar Giant (that I know of)
@grandassassin24
@grandassassin24 11 лет назад
Is it just me or did those melted mallows have a depth deception thing going on??
@MegaVallygirl
@MegaVallygirl 9 лет назад
this is the first video i've seen of ashens, and what a video this was
@LtdResources
@LtdResources 10 лет назад
'Girlfriend' Haha that has to be one of the funniest things I've heard in any Ashens video
@mrglibb
@mrglibb 10 лет назад
3:34 Red dwarf reference!
@OwenC1
@OwenC1 5 лет назад
The good thing about ashens videos is that you can’t tell wheather they’re brand new or 8 years old
@petrifyer45
@petrifyer45 10 лет назад
2:38 It's not blister packed... it's... verruca packed =3
@benclarke840
@benclarke840 10 лет назад
I think it's gone beyond even Verruca Packed... That's bloody Contact Dermatitis packed I think! XD
@23heltar
@23heltar 10 лет назад
bapabooy bapabooy bapabooy who likes victorious banana
@icannotbeseen
@icannotbeseen 2 года назад
It's 2022 and my brain just remembered these
@JB-sc2pu
@JB-sc2pu 8 лет назад
RED DWARF REVERENCE
@JB-sc2pu
@JB-sc2pu 8 лет назад
screw spell check
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 7 лет назад
I'm probably being stupid but where was the reference? I didnt spot it and I was a big fan of classic Dwarf
@VaporChase
@VaporChase 12 лет назад
Appropriate Red Dwarf reference. But in the mallow's defense, you'd be sweaty too if you spent weeks, possibly months trapped in a plastic sock.
@phantomtoast5747
@phantomtoast5747 9 лет назад
I've never seen 'delicious' mallows that are actually greasy before!
@AkiraNoBaka
@AkiraNoBaka 11 лет назад
I was half expecting him to yell "Tetsuo!!!"
@ShenDoodles
@ShenDoodles 4 года назад
They made it hard to open because making these easily accessible and non-airtight is a violation of basic human rights.
@stupendor1
@stupendor1 12 лет назад
After the review and the taste test, I liked this video. This was one of the better Ashens videos. After the microwave, I favorite. This is one of the best Ashens videos.
@michaelcain2174
@michaelcain2174 9 лет назад
I think I saw something like these in a Russian torture chamber , which I frequently visit .
@suddenfootloss1337
@suddenfootloss1337 12 лет назад
Red Dwarf reference, you just went up even further in my books Ashens, you wonderful, wonderful man.
@stewartbladensb
@stewartbladensb 8 лет назад
it turns into akira.
@grauntytrip
@grauntytrip 11 лет назад
Every time I watch any of Ashens food/candy videos, I sit there chanting "eat it, eat it, eat it..."
@beauwight
@beauwight 10 лет назад
There's a green one and a red one and a pink one and a blooooo one, and they're all made out of ticky-tiacky and bleeeaarruuuuggghhh
@R33Racer
@R33Racer 12 лет назад
For whenever there is ever a Poundland in existance there will always be an Ashen.
@RecliningWhale
@RecliningWhale 9 лет назад
fucking love these videos, instant sub
@DomJovi1996
@DomJovi1996 12 лет назад
"Why do I do this... Oh yeah... Money!" HAHAHAHA :D
@BloodrealmX
@BloodrealmX 5 лет назад
Those look like TOY cupcakes. It doesn't help that they're in packaging often used for knockoff toys in dollar stores and pound shops.
@Wemius61
@Wemius61 8 месяцев назад
"Smoke me a kipper..." I shall hereafter think of you as Ace Ashens.
@Elfnetdesigns
@Elfnetdesigns 10 лет назад
Ace Rimmer LOL
@koeny3333
@koeny3333 12 лет назад
Drinking coffee while watching this was not a very bright idea. Now it's everywhere.
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 8 лет назад
Is it weird that I love really cheap marshmallows like this?
@cjdalton1981
@cjdalton1981 12 лет назад
I love it when Ashens laughs.
@Darkfreed0m
@Darkfreed0m 10 лет назад
i guess i have no sense in my head. i always put mini marshmallows in the microwave to eat them.
@tails345
@tails345 10 лет назад
I know SO many people that do that. I never have. Is it better that way or something?
@Pichu1232
@Pichu1232 10 лет назад
tails345 better to fuck up the inside of your microwave, my dear
@BertGrink
@BertGrink 5 лет назад
0:55 They look like council housing for smurfs ;)
@Todomo
@Todomo 4 года назад
is it a british thing to call marshmallows just “mallows”? just a dollar store thing maybe? I don’t think peeps call themselves mallows, I think they say marshmallow. I just find it odd.
@Astronomicalfacts
@Astronomicalfacts Год назад
Love your videos and loved the Red Dwarf reference! I love Red Dwarf so much!
@jackmcdonald8355
@jackmcdonald8355 8 лет назад
should have used the pac-buster
@BrianM8685
@BrianM8685 12 лет назад
4:03 is my favorite scene from Akira.
@coolduder1001
@coolduder1001 11 лет назад
It's see men
@Brycereigle2000
@Brycereigle2000 10 лет назад
semen
@MrMegaDwarf
@MrMegaDwarf 10 лет назад
Bryce Reigle Seamen?
@tyranids4ever
@tyranids4ever 10 лет назад
MrMegaDwarf Yarrrgh
@lolinion
@lolinion 10 лет назад
MrMegaDwarf Ocean people
@RuNeN00b
@RuNeN00b 10 лет назад
MrMegaDwarf Did you seriously just make that South Park reference?
@flakelorenz02
@flakelorenz02 12 лет назад
I can't get the delicious mallows theme out of my head!
@TheRealHickory8
@TheRealHickory8 10 лет назад
It looks better post microwave :(
@hellothere5871
@hellothere5871 4 года назад
I didn’t think the cupcake would become a demon spawn in the microwave.
@nothingherep2609
@nothingherep2609 9 лет назад
Wait, wait, really, ASHENS HAS A GIRLFRIEND.... OMG Anyway, on a kids social media called PopJam I created a profile called AshensFan yes, I'm a kid, I'm 10
@Trollypolly975
@Trollypolly975 9 лет назад
Fuck off
@nothingherep2609
@nothingherep2609 9 лет назад
+Itzael Meza No, rudest reply ever, don't swear infront of kids, its not cool, nor are you
@Trollypolly975
@Trollypolly975 9 лет назад
Fuck off again
@nb3439
@nb3439 9 лет назад
Aut Craft grow up
@TheSuperdavet
@TheSuperdavet 9 лет назад
Aut Craft oh no you don understand figures of speech gfo
@doctorcraptonicus7941
@doctorcraptonicus7941 8 лет назад
Didn't that thing at the end once attach itself to Mr. Spock's back and took over his Vulcan brain?
@Erinloveable
@Erinloveable 12 лет назад
I just woke up and I literally can't even see properly yet and that into still make me laugh xD. Love you.
@MikauValo
@MikauValo 3 года назад
I don't know how I found your channel, but I really love this food reviews of yours.
@suchliketoast9613
@suchliketoast9613 9 лет назад
I half expected the damn thing to spring toward the micro wave door and come to life
@teolewis8787
@teolewis8787 9 лет назад
the word Plato comes to mind
@teolewis8787
@teolewis8787 9 лет назад
I meant Play Doh freaking autocorrect
@DanaTheInsane
@DanaTheInsane 7 лет назад
I still sing the "delicious mallows" song now and then.
@MisterMiyamoto
@MisterMiyamoto 10 лет назад
Microwave = Akira mallow
@spiritwolfheir
@spiritwolfheir 10 лет назад
Subscribed and laughing...and never gonna look at a mallow the same way again.
@Livin-86
@Livin-86 11 лет назад
Microwaving mallows is always fun.. Like Peeps with wood toothpicks stuck in them & have them facing each other = Peep jousting! Fun for the whole family..
@forbiddendaggerfilms
@forbiddendaggerfilms 12 лет назад
i love how spontanious that microwave idea was!
@Washedupnobody
@Washedupnobody 8 лет назад
Ace Rimmer, I'm so excited for season 11.
@psygremlin1
@psygremlin1 4 года назад
+10 for Red Dwarf reference.
@justanotheryoutubechannel
@justanotheryoutubechannel 7 лет назад
That song fits pretty well.
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