POV: Average vShot Player 

Gavin's rant about his nephew sounds like those fake Doctor Eggman voiceovers that people made. "I'm back in the fucking building" or "I'm gonna piss on the moon." You know, that guy.

Inkzooka isn’t a special. It’s just a main weapon with a cooldown

dawg we need a counter for how many times DJ gets hoed by doordash cuz this shit happens DAILY now. Like EVERY stream DJ got a story how doordash gone and fucked up a single order

Yall are genuinely the most hilarious Splatubers i've ever watched

A cold can of ROWCKET LOWNCHUH

Nice cold can of ROCKET LAUNCHER

Every time I hear children being brought up in conversation I always imagine that bit from Kids Next Door where the teens are just blasting a song about hating children lmao

Like what a random comment said once “Side order is a make your own Grizz Co weapon”

As a shooter player, I can confirm that this is true all the time.🤣

I don't even need to know what DJ was saying to know that it was incredibly based.

You should try a rocket nozzle build sometime!! For context, the rocket nozzle was an unused weapon in splat 2, it had 0 shot spread, super long range and a really high firing speed! It would probably have been used for an unused ranked mode. Chips Main firing speed (anywhere from 4-5 should be good, but 5 is reccomend.) Main damage distant (optional) Shot spread reduction (MAX) Main ink saver or splat ink recovery (optional) Main range (4-5) Main ink coverage (optional) Other chips can be matched to your preference, the optional ones are just ones I reccomend getting^^

20:54 The Short Order X Edens Door is good!

I did the exact same thing with splatana. I spammed more crabs than a Splash on launch. Nothing had a chance to even damage me/live for 5 seconds. Also underrated channel alert. +1 for the algorithm

Lmao I made this build and posted a clip with this caption on twitter, and a vshot main was so mad at me.

6:44 felt this with my soul LMAOOOOOO

4:10 YOU DID DIDN'T YOU LMAOOO 7:28 YES I HATE NEWBORN PICTURES THEY'RE HORRIBLE- they look like a wrinkly old person asleep 💀 8:21 That's foul to say oml 😭 11:07 Ooh damn that does look delicious gonna have to try that now 11:17 I can't catch a break holyyy 😂

"This is your brain on shooters"

ive started saying shut up smollusk too because of your videos its just so funny

This is near identical to my humor, this is great

Congrats on 8K!

I appreciate the Kamehameha sounds for the Trizooka though itd probably fit better on the Killer Wail.

I do something very similar with the brush, I go for the Mobile Special Charge and the Moving Ink Speed color chips, and I literally just move around for a second, instantly get Ultra Stamp, and go ham. What's even better, it can even be done in a monochrome run.

5:58 (Anime Explosion Sound) MISS!

I need to catch one of these streams live they sound so funny.

Just 1 canned special drop can carry a run tbh. Def a S tier even if u aren’t going for a special build

*I now know what other main to have besides splatana when i get splatoon 3*

Now I wonder, what would that look like with inkstrike?

i need this run again. _but with booyah bombs._ or splashdown. that'd do.

If you haven’t already, I highly recommend doing a splash radius and splash damage run, with lucky bomb drop along side it. Best practice is running blaster with slight bias on the color chip offering hack. I like to pick up firing speed with some main saver, and either splat ink recovery or ink recovery rate. I suggest at least replacing the bomb with something more useful than ink mine, and I highly recommend using triple splashdown if you can get it. Way too much fun.

Mm.. sweet glorious chaos

What is this insanity

Infinite reefslider or stamp are both really fun as well

11:13 the ultimate glazer

This with tri strike would go crazy

The next build you gotta do is max rush attack+mobile special+stamp. I have a clip of me dealing 10k damage a hit

Lol 1:26 😂

He is agent 3

thank for the shout out

My first SO clear be like:

Was that "Shut the f**k up!" from Khonjin? It sounds like it was :D

So anyways I started blasting the palette set

I wad doing really good with a run with canned special drop and max explosion radius with boyah bomb but at the very end order decided to combo me at the very end of the fight

3:21 ok but why does DJ sound like the one Kirby meme with the microphone cut out

I laughed so hard 1:27

11:10 why does DJ kinda sound like eggman here

Great vid love to see these fun builds Splashdown would have been better

This build. But splashdown?

11:19 Haven't heard that in the world

Yo, you like grid shooters? I noticed you used MMBN and One step from eden music, and i figured there might be a reason for that lol

Next time do one with upgrades for the Trizooka, because Quality>Quantity

Are you an ace attorney fan, ive noticed a few of their song in your videos

try splashdown

DO MAX LUCKY BOMB WITH MAX SPLASH RADIUS AND SOME SPLASH DAMAGE ITS A BLAST 💥

7:11 As someone who has a female dog, they are VERY VERY vocal about what they want. Girl would give me the side eye and turn her body to what she wants. If she wanna play she be aggressively shoving a toy in my hand. 💀 Idk if its the same with males, since females are more independent and ya they want us to like them but also they want that bags of chocolate on the counter.

Flame me but i don't know what weapon vshot is whats the full Name?

1h ago woah

I'm hella early 💀