POV I'm Your Vampire Dad

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@Danny-Gonzalez 3 года назад

The song at the end is also available on streaming services! songwhip.com/danny-gonzalez/my-dad-is-rich

@gameboy-fh3mn 3 года назад

second reply

@MoonlightPeaches 3 года назад

@@gameboy-fh3mn nice-

@samuelhuesmann 3 года назад

@caddyiv7178 3 года назад

Its a straight banger danny

@kylieschwab4784 3 года назад

there are three types of boyfriends: indoor boyfriends, outdoor boyfriends, and serial killer boyfriends

@abrielrotzler6009 3 года назад

I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend

@cassiusineuros 3 года назад

don't forget mafia leader's son boyfriends

@marktloy4740 3 года назад

What about vampire boyfriend?

@luuuuux_ 3 года назад

What about werewolf boyfriends?

@baototta 3 года назад

Also there are girlfriend boyfriends 🏳️‍🌈

@arianagarcia5244 3 года назад

Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate

@elsie8757 3 года назад

I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes

@k.k.slider3820 3 года назад

I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.

@rvcomebackmarch3746 3 года назад

@@k.k.slider3820 whats CSA??

@isakwennstig6471 3 года назад

@@rvcomebackmarch3746 child sexual abuse

@arianagarcia5244 3 года назад

K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)

@fizzyspook3776 Год назад

phrasing it as "vampire dad" or "serial killer boyfriend" implies that the viewer has a non-vampire dad and a non-serial killer boyfriend which always makes me laugh

@yuki97kira 10 месяцев назад

For pride month, i want a story about vampire dad and non vampire dad

@nonctm777 6 месяцев назад

@@yuki97kiraI'm gonna write that down

@messofabeing9392 Месяц назад

polyamorous boykisser who has two dads sounds like a good fic plot

@PeCzech Месяц назад

The thing is, it doesn't. It's just pointing out that the father is vampire, it's making us focus on that. If someone says "British people are stupid", some kid may say "My British dad would disagree", but it doesn't necessarily mean he has two fathers, only that he wanted point out his father's nationality. Other way of saying "vampire dad" is saying "dad who is a vampire", but not only you can try interpreting it they way you did anyway, but it also sounds shittier. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk (implying that I have other talks)

@fizzyspook3776 Месяц назад

@@PeCzech Jesus Christ dude no need to get all worked up over a comment that’s literally a year old 💀

@amm3ra248 Год назад

“MY DAD DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A TURTLE” I can’t stop laughing 😭

@GabeHankJJWimbleton 6 месяцев назад

Just like TMNT

@hatinassal_6351 3 года назад

POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone

@iyanajohnson4234 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@imsad748 3 года назад

Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶

@mr.robot1399 3 года назад

Yes😆😆😆

@blubbyfishh 3 года назад

like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley

@leourr2funny 3 года назад

When is it to late to yeetus the festus

@thatcrystalpie 3 года назад

POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I

@anonsforker8629 3 года назад

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

@hyu8io207 3 года назад

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

@darkdefender9919 3 года назад

All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.

@storm_xo07 3 года назад

Gotta make you understand

@mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079 3 года назад

a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up

@miabattaglia4703 Год назад

The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.

@user-ii3tz3pl8w 4 месяца назад

It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀

@hippyhair1920 4 месяца назад

Fr it’s my favorite Danny song

@Lizzoncker Месяц назад

no it wasent

@noniplier Месяц назад

@@Lizzoncker 👎

@2b-coeur 18 дней назад

oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist

@Catsmakemeselfconscious 11 месяцев назад

I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀

@cat_strangler2603 3 года назад

All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"

@sunshineramirez7766 3 года назад

I was just thinking this omg

@olivercromwell7311 3 года назад

don’t disrespect draco like this 😿

@laurenvcouto 3 года назад

the way i cackled at this comment

@anomnisexualpossum8485 3 года назад

@@laurenvcouto You think that was bad? I actually hyena laughed.

@cerasabodski4835 3 года назад

Draco Malloy, anybody?

@Machouseproductions 3 года назад

"Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?

@nadiadoukkali8930 3 года назад

Ikr

@theonewho8241 3 года назад

Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?

@chefcantcook7966 3 года назад

This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.

@youngfunny1824 3 года назад

Danny is Bella confirmed lol.

@cosmicnovacat 3 года назад

I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**

@popcornfield Месяц назад

Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches

@Divinely_Damned Год назад

The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line

@sarahunderwood8952 3 года назад

Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.

@lux0rd01 3 года назад

He sounds like the real mvp

@sarahunderwood8952 3 года назад

@@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve

@arinezro7333 3 года назад

One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol

@charlieh1427 3 года назад

Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it

@el-erso 3 года назад

I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong

@dave___ 3 года назад

This guy’s thought process: “im hot”

@itsjustme224 3 года назад

Lol

@leolizard3152 3 года назад

his mind: *_[V O I D]_*

@tnsteve7386 3 года назад

Song name at 1:11?

@itsjustme224 3 года назад

@@tnsteve7386 clutch by STRLGHT

@tnsteve7386 3 года назад

@@Skilife-iw3ol i don't have it

@vynalldash_og Год назад

Danny just single handedly made better tiktoks than the dude who exclusively makes POVs- I want a full tiktok of HIS vampire dad-

@spiritedaway0tutu Месяц назад

I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones. Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.

@sophieschroer42 3 года назад

"Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town" I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter

@danny98432 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@imzipperoni 3 года назад

@@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!

@ally_defrates 3 года назад

POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown

@mayehoffman4253 3 года назад

@@ally_defrates and also he is the mafia

@ally_defrates 3 года назад

Maye hoffman He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.

@stevefilms1997 3 года назад

“Stop romanticising vampires they’re blood sucking monsters ,they’re not hot” Meanwhile: 10:47 Danny creating the vampire dad , the sexiest vampire in history

@froggy3570 3 года назад

N I’mun

@HelloyouTheSmiley 3 года назад

only time i have to disagree with danny is when he said that how dare he

@imaqsa606 3 года назад

8:28

@imaqsa606 3 года назад

14:00

@camocrocs1490 3 года назад

so, i clicked the time stamp and i got an Olay commercial?

@GDKuba 3 месяца назад

''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot

@smiffydauntless8267 11 месяцев назад

12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny

@sashuni1064 7 месяцев назад

Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares

@mickeym00 6 месяцев назад

I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣

@pyschoclaw9330 3 года назад

“Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.

@xapokalypse 3 года назад

NOOO lmao

@maddi6396 3 года назад

Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...

@mayajoy7248 3 года назад

ARE YU LOST BABYGORL

@gg-dg6rk 3 года назад

R U LOST BBY GORL

@hobbes8608 3 года назад

I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀

@user-fv3qj7xh6r 3 года назад

Ah yes,the two genders 1. Serial killer boyfriend 2. Serial killer boyfriend haver

@horse_stan6007 3 года назад

Imagine the gays tho Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo

@ryton3 3 года назад

@@horse_stan6007 yessir

@mikaroni_and_cheez 3 года назад

@Aaliyah Benito how could we forget

@hellworm 3 года назад

I'm both😎 /hj(?)

@hellworm 3 года назад

@@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

@Chl03_K Месяц назад

Pickup the phone baby 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

@GoldenTunaTuna Месяц назад

PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ohthatsnotmyhandle Месяц назад

PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

@J.F.Watson 12 дней назад

Hi 👋

@boykissir Год назад

8:22 I LOVE HOW DANNY INDIRECTLY CALLED HIM FATHERLESS

@cheesecake1255 Месяц назад

Lol

@hilalozcan8726 3 года назад

POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg

@erebearr 3 года назад

IM ROLLING UNDERRATED COMMENT AHAHAHAIDJD

@Chiara-es2wv 3 года назад

BYE LMFAOOOO

@frostyfrog2619 3 года назад

crap

@user-gz2hy2wu5g 3 года назад

ah fuck, we cant use that lette anymoe

@deereye87 3 года назад

*We ae geg*

@tommietaker2599 3 года назад

When the serial killer boyfriend follows me home it's so annoying. My indoor boyfriend gets jealous.

@deereye87 3 года назад

I see you’re from Kurtistown as well.

@swine13 3 года назад

Im not jealous. Im not. _im not_ *whispering intensifies*

@victorhugomacedo4601 3 года назад

Still recovering from my coma after not getting an extra greeting, but woke up to like this

@bladiesteponme 3 года назад

Can we talk about the fact that serial killer boyfriend is not an actual thing?

@nicoleelnatanov3566 3 года назад

And they've been with Jessie >:(((

@spiders_in_ur_walls 2 месяца назад

the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song

@Bunny_Jewls 2 месяца назад

Real

@s0ftweb0982 2 месяца назад

ur so real for that

@audreywagnon5397 9 месяцев назад

Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?

@mal2321 2 года назад

"What do your kids do?" "My kid is a lawyer" "My kid is a vet" "Uhm. My kid makes daddy povs on tiktok" "..."

@katthecat6375 2 года назад

lmfao

@riverscuomo7140 2 года назад

"Well, formerly my kid."

@DeliriousSquid 2 года назад

Yeah, my ex kid.

@KPH107 2 года назад

Serial killer ex kid

@owyemen9367 Год назад

@@DeliriousSquid the most savage thing to label someone as lmao

@eissaphir 3 года назад

"Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot." Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.

@hazemhesham6115 3 года назад

Eissaphir ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html

@lilypaterson9513 3 года назад

Hazem Hesham but why-

@ALEXIS-zn3il 3 года назад

He most definitely did

@thebakingtable6396 3 года назад

@@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll

@noeyes8484 3 года назад

He wasn’t wrong tho 😺

@666_cthulhu Год назад

17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS

@olivercharles2930 11 месяцев назад

I prefer the bully line.

@666_cthulhu 11 месяцев назад

@@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire

@triplesixcrow 7 месяцев назад

the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good

@666_cthulhu 7 месяцев назад

@@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh

@Mfifn Год назад

14:48 i love how the vampire dad appeers looking incredibly drunk and just staring at the sky while he is about to murder them

@ushirinaki7878 3 года назад

Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you. Vampire Danny:

@kai19971201 3 года назад

Vampire Dad will be right back

@Kat-li9nj 3 года назад

love the profile picture

@fizzycat3506 3 года назад

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

@mr.cowell6025 3 года назад

14:47

@lamcookie7055 3 года назад

@@Kat-li9nj Who is that

@calci66 3 года назад

The ultimate fanfiction: your serial killer boyfriend fights your stalker boyfriend and kills him, but then he tries to abuse you and the mafia boss's son kills him. You take him to meet your vampire dad who turns him into a vampire as well and everyone lives happily ever after Edit: damn I did not expect this to get so many likes, might actually write this fic (chill out guys you can't rush perfection) Update: I'm almost done with the first chapter, will link it when i put it up on ao3 Update 2: archiveofourown.org/works/28617570 it's kinda short but there will definitely be more i love this so much (chapter 2 is almost finished)

@sammadi5790 3 года назад

The ultimate fanfic indeed.

@thesupplyofpower 3 года назад

I‘d read that

@Teupluohoney 3 года назад

I’m on the floor 😂 lmao

@mimiwilson7688 3 года назад

Beautiful; a true masterpiece ❤️

@squirreladdictedtocoffee7068 3 года назад

Well then

@xanderwyatt1882 9 месяцев назад

PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE

@hdimyb9856 Месяц назад

5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious

@brennawehrle6321 3 года назад

My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings

@christian5256 3 года назад

Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀

@aoifa9186 3 года назад

thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO

@heysaucemikehere1804 3 года назад

“It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”

@jexikavindictive 3 года назад

Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?

@kittynation1870 3 года назад

Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well

@r0b0b0t8 2 года назад

this guy's catchphrases: "Pick up the phone bAby" **sensually licks lips** "I'm with the boss" "Vampire Dad"

@-rin-7461 2 года назад

Best pfp

@AutumnAlma 2 года назад

Love how licking his lips is a catchphrase lol

@izurukamakura7320 2 года назад

Yes.

@melany5814 2 года назад

kazuichi pfp

@bigchungusstarscream7319 2 года назад

Hello Danganronpa fandom. We everywhere lol. We strong, like Gonta :D ^_^

@Rojka1 Месяц назад

Why did it take me 3 years to see this masterpiece?! I'm covered in tears. That's hilarious! Yours, Greg (I guess)

@zacharyelijah6475 Год назад

you should get an oscar for vampire dad. the twists, the acting, it's all top-notch.

@twonerdsandageekproduction3831 3 года назад

PLEASE make vampire dad a recurring character.

@masonpugh5739 3 года назад

Yesss

@Cristalskulle 3 года назад

He's amazing x)

@masonpugh5739 3 года назад

Cristalskulle I absolutely love him

@namelessun 3 года назад

Please!

@meatperson 3 года назад

Just like GUYS MY BONES ARE GETTING SQUISHY

@liamclark309 2 года назад

I was not ready for Danny to threaten me in a pre-puberty squeaky voice

@sxturnxsspxced3165 2 года назад

Same I lost it 🤣

@inactivegoodbye. 2 года назад

LMAO same

@cse_07_koyenachakrabarti69 2 года назад

Sameee

@legoeggosenpai2467 2 года назад

child Danny threatening you in a pre-pubescent voice has to be one of the funniest things

@salvatoreusrex8257 2 года назад

LISTEN HEEEERE BUSTA

@yabadabaruka 11 месяцев назад

"We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg

@basghetti-omg Год назад

12:16 WHY IS HE OPENING HIS MOUTH SO WIDE?? even when you cant see it, you can see his jaw and he's unhinging it SO MUCH. is he trying to swallow them??

@quirkymixedgirl 3 года назад

G- Serial E- Killer G- Boyfriend

@boopityboopboop 3 года назад

g - greg e - g -

@nemueru 3 года назад

G - Vampire dad E - killed G - the kids

@emilypynnn 3 года назад

yes

@samuraiscorpion676 3 года назад

Omg I think you’re on to something

@saltyfella4983 3 года назад

The prophecy is TRUE

@jas-el9sn 3 года назад

this man is acting out the plot to every single wattpad story that isnt fanfiction

@purifiedholywater7694 3 года назад

Frrr he thinks he's the main "hot, dark, and sexy" love interest lmao

@thebunnygamer9838 3 года назад

truth

@tinodethuong 3 года назад

never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

@Mimi-ek1mo 3 года назад

Totally random but your profile pic is really nice!

@mathewaquino6304 2 месяца назад

So I apologize for commenting on this old video but I just have to say what’s refreshing is that there is zero homophobia here. When you pretend to have a serial killer boyfriend, you don’t say anything homophobic about it you just go…. I wouldn’t like a serial killer boyfriend. 😐. Thanks for your awesome sense of humor! ( I have watched a more recent video and you are still funny.)

@Star_B0Bar 3 месяца назад

Not me actually gagging when he "undress you with his eyes"

@anakinskywalker7707 3 года назад

You got: -Abusive Boyfriends -Nice Boyfriends -Serial Killer Boyfriends -Vampire Boyfriends And last but not least... - *P I C K U P T H E P H O N E B A B Y* Boyfriends

@fai6799 3 года назад

okay but you clearly forgot the most important one... - Child of affluent illegal organisation's head😏 *insert "I'm a bad boy" meme audio clip*

@its_o9ine613 3 года назад

You forgot vampire bfs

@muntahahumayun3393 3 года назад

What about indoor and outdoor boyfriends

@shygondry2789 3 года назад

this made me chuckle, thank u

@HikrisDopl 3 года назад

What about the Draco Malfoy type character who flexes his dad

@Straw_berri3 3 года назад

POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.

@blurob1326 3 года назад

POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back

@jimmiekookie3857 3 года назад

Hehehehehehhehehehehhe

@consonance7458 3 года назад

Good ethical guy

@roslyluv 3 года назад

Nightmare fuel lol

@e.l8154 3 года назад

That’s the first thing I noticed 😆

@ParsnipT3T Год назад

I can’t stop laughing at the spoons our vampire boyfriend has in the background

@ParsnipT3T Год назад

Just fucking realized they’re medals or something

@rachelcookie321 4 месяца назад

Your comment honestly made me laugh so much imagining like this hot, brooding vampire guy that just has a collection of various spoons displayed on his wall like a grandmother or something. By night he’s a blood thirsty monster, by day he’s a collector of big spoons.

@Hachiisu_ 8 месяцев назад

Gacha mini movie titles be like:

@ChristopherColumbusesFeet 7 месяцев назад

POV im your vampire dad is the best GLMV title

@words.2128 2 года назад

This man acts like being a criminal is a personality quirk.

@Imreallybor3d 2 года назад

how to be q criminal 101 byyyyyyy a random guy on tik tok :D

@adrenalineactivate 2 года назад

This dude probably: I'm gonna snuck into my gf house uninvited and kidnap her while threatening to kill her, i bet she'll LOVE that.

@ezelfrancisco1349 2 года назад

Ten bucks says his audience also love Ted Bundy

@assassinbro2988 2 года назад

It is quirky just horrible

@IdkIdk-fm3eb 2 года назад

he was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪

@olivia_zzzz 3 года назад

POV: we are no longer greg, we are just geg.

@aethela8712 3 года назад

g e g

@khalil42 3 года назад

GEG BITCH GEGGGGGG

@thirza111 3 года назад

𝙒𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜 𝙚 𝙜 𝙜 𝙖 𝙣 𝙜

@shotaslvvr9741 3 года назад

geg geg

@kksvlogs639 3 года назад

I see that 😂

@violette7600 3 месяца назад

I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic

@book._. Год назад

' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. ' that actually made me laugh sm

@pastelbunnystream 3 года назад

These TikToks are the natural evolution of those WattPad kidnapping stories. Except instead of girls writing them as a creative outlet, it's adult ass men trying to convince themselves that they don't need therapy cause they have clout.

@snowblub 3 года назад

OOF, I did not prepare myself for that finishing part

@kortenmary 3 года назад

This is what I was thinking. These people are just getting their content from popular wattpad tropes.

@danivaav 3 года назад

At this point, I've just accepted the fact that now, *I'm truly GEG.*

@Jam-cw7tq 3 года назад

gEG

@shash._. 3 года назад

g e g

@quinn8462 3 года назад

geg

@CATFACEUNO 3 года назад

G e g

@jinsakai307 3 года назад

G E G

@niggasloveme 15 дней назад

If vampires really exit, i'm pretty sure they're so disappointed by how badly they're represented :)

@britneedee88 Год назад

He’s absolutely right. My ex stalked me when I broke up with him among other things but I digress. I find it a huge red flag when a guy starts showing obsessive tendencies. It’s not attractive. Only people who have actually been stalked and terrorized would understand.

@thomasthetrain3375 3 года назад

POV: you’re hiding in the comments because it’s so hard to watch these tiktoks, but Danny’s commentary is making it worth it

@racistsheep572 3 года назад

HAHAHAH yeah it is so uncomfortable to watch

@kys1695 3 года назад

how did u know

@matiasl7503 3 года назад

how do you know

@idontusethisanymore7732 3 года назад

@reoufaldkan8966 3 года назад

You got me

@dakotamcquoid6227 3 года назад

I hate when my boyfriend kills my entire family but I’m still with him because he’s cute!

@panic9899 3 года назад

Yea now I'm stuck in a loop where my (now new) boyfriend kills my old boyfriend who is the only family I have . . . . Oops

@droopy2088 3 года назад

Omg same tho happens way too often 😩

@Maya-cb8sj 3 года назад

UGHHH YES #relatable

@inactiveaccount2774 3 года назад

Yeah my boyfriend killed over 7 cops and burned down 2 houses and murdered 28 people in my neighborhood and blew up a train, but I'm still with him because he's cute! uwu

@potatopotato9914 3 года назад

how tf did it get 446 likes in 27 minutes

@chicharones123 9 месяцев назад

LMFAOOO "we're serial killer done" 😭🙏

@Cameditz-YT 3 месяца назад

“Wait until my vampire dad here’s about this!” “yOU rAnG??” “AHHHHH”

@chloebeet4559 3 года назад

I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Danny’s vampire dad costume reveal

@remyg438 3 года назад

i feel like he had the fangs and cape laying around waiting for the right moment...

@kaypat23 3 года назад

He could make an entire video doing nothing but vampire dad tik toks and i'd watch it.

@spectre9340 3 года назад

I got an asthma attack from laughing so much at that 😩

@person954 3 года назад

I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I don't want to be the one to mess it up

@paigechester556 3 года назад

imagine like having to get all of that and dressing up and he had to like tell laura what we was doing bahahahahah it’s too good

@ObviouslyASMR 3 года назад

Okay but when Danny was Jeff Bezos's son I was feeling that

@Hernyoutube 3 года назад

MY DADS THE RICHEST TURTLE

@DiamondVeena 3 года назад

MY DAD DOESNT LOOK LIKE A TURTLE!!!!!

@lagtastic1213 3 года назад

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@jayden9677 3 года назад

no one like this its at 699 likes, funny number

@DiamondVeena 3 года назад

Ugly Bastard People have liked it

@mariaberdasco7777 8 месяцев назад

12:58 will be an image that will forever remind me why i'm truly greg

@natgames3150 25 дней назад

“Stop romanticizing vampires their blood sucking monsters” Me who just played Baldur’s Gate: 👁️👄👁️

@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 3 года назад

The “walked in on you” ones are disturbing, the only one I’ve seen that I liked was captioned “I accidentally walked in on you but left you alone because I’m a decent human being” and I had to applaud them

@beth1269 3 года назад

I saw someone duetting a disturbing one but when they duetted it they had like their arms in their trousers so the looked like a frog

@Potato2mato 3 года назад

@@beth1269 lol

@HeatherChandlerBQ 3 года назад

@@beth1269 for a sec I thought you meant ‘arms in trousers’ in a different context...

@beth1269 3 года назад

@@HeatherChandlerBQ lol that’s why I said like a frog in case people thought that

@leaiga-riverhills7674 3 года назад

Same, *my family would never to that*

@valeria-hu8jv 3 года назад

"lots of people probably think he's cute, but that doesn't mean you wanna be kidnapped by him" boy you should go on wattpad you'd be surprised

@chickmamaofthree 3 года назад

😳

@deborahomole7429 3 года назад

😂 girls fall in love with their kidnappers on wattpad

@shintm3788 3 года назад

And episode there’s so much gang boi shit there

@bellekelly582 3 года назад

Honestly people with yandere husbandos are a certain type of crazy

@DiamondVeena 3 года назад

Lol it sounds like something that'd happen in a webtoon or anime XD

@the_koolezt._.lil. 9 месяцев назад

so happy to be a geg 💕💕💕

@fookingavocados 9 месяцев назад

i love being apart of the geg family 😍

@andrewdaniel8956 8 месяцев назад

Aint nobody finna talk about that fire ass song at the end

@holland3106 3 года назад

i don’t like how he’s normalizing men being creepy and stalkerish. his little girl fans are gonna think that’s ok

@kackklohh 3 года назад

exactly

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад

Then they’ll actually run into that and most (I hope) will go “oh lol nvm fuck that”

@micahwright5901 3 года назад

It’s all part of the massive push towards normalizing pedophilia. I think.

@emms0003 3 года назад

Thanks prison Mike

@iwillonlyusecapsfromnowon4338 3 года назад

Thank you prison mike

@L0S3RLUVR 3 года назад

*POV: Your flirting with me at a party but I'm a British gentleman from the 1800's*

@largeinflatedbox 3 года назад

now that id like to see

@L0S3RLUVR 3 года назад

@@largeinflatedbox *Darling*

@alviaannareneesh1596 3 года назад

Wow

@t1me212 3 года назад

that sounds actually original

@sarahbivbiv1754 3 года назад

Is that a reference to what I think it's a reference to? Because if so, please allow me a reasonable amount of time to r u n.

@Akitsunesceilingfan 9 месяцев назад

You’re gonna be a dad soon, so you got that half covered. Now to become a vampire… not sure how you’re gonna do that, but good luck Danny! You’re gonna be an awesome vampire dad to your child.

@froggyboy278 Месяц назад

I love how the background just says GEG

@tradeka4206 3 года назад

Danny kissing himself is a cursed image I was not prepared for

@houseofwolves1967 3 года назад

MY EYES!!!

@oncreativemode5486 3 года назад

*blessed

@RequestTheSinger 3 года назад

What do you mean it was the two serial killer boyfriends making out

@Raiun313 3 года назад

@@nickc127 ok

@se1inq 3 года назад

@@oncreativemode5486 blursed*

@eupoo.1082 3 года назад

"nothing hotter than a man with a powerful dad" Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about thi-- wait...

@dumbayd 3 года назад

...nice profile picture Edit: fuck I changed my pfp now it's even less fun y Dx

@luuuuux_ 3 года назад

He could never

@oppressedbeans 3 года назад

Lmao

@chloescreations8410 3 года назад

Draco Malfoy: *_mum come pick me up I'm scared-_*

@-mars. 3 года назад

Ok wait- *shit*

@Maynsuki.Luvs..u 11 месяцев назад

“You rang?” -Vampire Dad 14:48

@aFINNISHguy 5 месяцев назад

”MY DAD DOSEN’T LOOK LIKE A TURTLE!!!” Me- ”j-jes he does…” 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

@leann4265 3 года назад

The fact that Danny really ordered the vampire cape and fangs, and did his makeup *just* for the 10 sec vampire skit has me cracking up 😂😂😂

@emilymcintosh2675 3 года назад

Bold of you to assume he didn’t already own it all and doesn’t regularly enjoy dressing up as a vampire dad in his spare time

@yoptheyopher9535 3 года назад

Emily McIntosh LMAOOOO

@stradify1 3 года назад

@@rotting.carcase Just watch the video? lol

@maddygreenb 3 года назад

Travis Phelps Just watch the video tf

@em-st2kq 3 года назад

Travis Phelps yh you found it cause you watched the video i

@preppygirlie10 3 года назад

POV: You bully me but my Dad works at McDonalds and you aren’t ever getting a Big Mac again. 😤😡😉

@alien-td7zc 3 года назад

My dad is Ronald mc donald

@Chaknanmi 3 года назад

Well my dad is the manager😤😡

@drperkyreal4686 3 года назад

POV: my dad owns roblox and he is going to ban you forever if you bully me again

@evey8178 3 года назад

My dad knows how to make better burgers on our grill. I also don’t eat Big Macs.

@thatsawesomeman 3 года назад

That’s ok we like happy meals more

@M2ofEMMM Год назад

"Wait until my vampire dad hears about this" was the perfect way to end that sketch.

@djdjdjdn898 23 дня назад

Danny please produce Vampire Dad: The Family Sitcom I will watch it unironically it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.

@danihvlogs4515 3 года назад

Danny kissing himself was extremely unsettling. Reminds me of when my serial killer dad’s brother’s ex-boyfriend walks in on me to infect me with vampirism.

@lostsaiyen2646 3 года назад

Yeah it's as unsettling as seeing Danny spank himself and just as funny

@lailaelhalib9799 3 года назад

You mean your uncle's ex-boyfriend?

@memegreggreg2741 3 года назад

Lost Saiyen oh no you reminded me of that nightmare oh my fucking god

@pumpkin3461 3 года назад

Same

@angelarias1880 3 года назад

oh boy oh boy, here comes Danny abusing his green screen again

@Little_Lotta 3 года назад

His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.

@emmajohnson5877 3 года назад

in holy water

@ICTON123 3 года назад

while clutching a rifle for self defense

@lxmonpoppet3598 3 года назад

WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones

@VicerimusMortem 3 года назад

@@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад

@@VicerimusMortem Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something. Sometimes less is more.

@unknownedleaf Месяц назад

my favourite part of this video is when the vampire dad appears and says “damn right”

@user-pp4rx9sp8l 7 месяцев назад

i need danny to make a whole vid of vampire dad its just litterly the funniest thing ever

@vanja4395 2 года назад

When Danny said "pIcK uP tHe pHoNe BaBy" I was laughing so hard

@bostan602 2 года назад

thank you for the information user Vanja

@LittleMissDaisyyy 2 года назад

I send that to my friends when they don’t respond 😝

@kevinbermudez2864 2 года назад

@@LittleMissDaisyyy I’m going to do that too

@kevinbermudez2864 2 года назад

2:55 “ PiCk Up ThE PhONe BaBy”

@emcee. 2 года назад

I *DIED*

@asterliketheflower6060 3 года назад

Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.

@saronn6135 3 года назад

💀💀

@consultthisdick 3 года назад

RIP

@sourinc9648 3 года назад

Danny, we good

@aproxamillionwasps474 3 года назад

geg

@ashlynjoyner2072 3 года назад

Had us in the first half ngl

@fallenwierdo7870 6 месяцев назад

i spit out my water at "oh shit, what a badass dude.. he's got a dad!" just caught me so off guard

@ICanHatStickman 8 месяцев назад

I feel like such a Geg when watching this

@leo8812 3 года назад

I think this guy watched “Heathers” and decided that JD would be his entire personality

@givemecookies5078 3 года назад

grow up leo,referencing heathers is sooooooo 2015 im just kidding lol

@lkreid2074 3 года назад

The OG serial killer bf. Such a messed up relationship

@starrcasm8488 3 года назад

@@givemecookies5078 that moment when people forget that heathers was a movie from the 90s before it was a musical

@lune4089 3 года назад

Nah, JD is way better than this dude. Like wth is this. And that says a lot seeing as JD is a bit... y'know...

@smarty2985 3 года назад

@@starrcasm8488 80s*

@Raptor_45 3 года назад

This guy gives me real “are you lost babygirl” vibes I just came back to this 4 months later..... Bruh

@cheese3712 3 года назад

Does it

@cheese3712 3 года назад

Does it really

@notad-class3899 3 года назад

Stranger danger

@crabfan 3 года назад

My friend sent me that meme in gru format and wont stop help

@aniiahie 3 года назад

babygorl*

@emilynelligan7611 9 месяцев назад

I love the way you expect and almost create continuity between his videos, that quite literally have none.

@W-I463 10 месяцев назад

"who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad" perfect

@lepie6843 2 года назад

as a vampire dad I can say with confidence that Danny’s skit is 100% accurate

@cancerwoman7669 2 года назад

TIME TO SUCC SOME BLOOD

@llleau 2 года назад

@@cancerwoman7669 BAHAHAHAAH

@roohil4310 2 года назад

Pls adopt

@swaystudio1121 2 года назад

@@roohil4310 ??

@eggchair69 2 года назад

The skit was so hilarious tho. Make up a 10/10. Lore longer than FNAF lore.

@seizetheopportunity2646 3 года назад

ok but danny kissing himself was the wildest thing ever

@jessiz7833 3 года назад

You gotta SEIZEEE THE OPPORTUNITY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

@hayamakaily9059 3 года назад

I mean...there is a clip of him spanking himself

@imaqsa606 3 года назад

14:00

@daeguboy8136 3 года назад

It was great

@annalisak3790 3 года назад

ITS SO HOTTTT🥵🥰

@urdailydoseofrose 6 месяцев назад

“PICK UP THE PHONE BABY..” Man if I walked into my house and saw someone doing this I would dart so fast that sound was traveling slower than me 💀💀💀