Which hag's name do you use? What do you think Danny is? Is he real or have they taken him on the chin? And how did you come up with the name Tom and how did you even come up with how you came up with that name. I swear I have a feeling you had the perfect idea for that name. As a boy, Kurtis had to learn how to get along with his brother's wife, who thought he was just a bit out of touch with the neighborhood and didn't appreciate the fact that the boys weren't as much of a family as his sisters. The children began to tease him. He told them he would teach them the trick to get over their fear and grow up. He told them to think outside of his box, to put their hand out of their mouths, and to put their arm over their chest. Kurtis started telling the children to try something new for the first time, try something different. Eventually, it became obvious that the kids were beginning to grow up.
i met danny at a cafe once. i bought a bottle of sprite, and he started screaming at me for not having a la croix. all i remember is that he dropkicked me out of the storefront (which was very impressive, i didn't know he was so athletic). i was so happy to be dropkicked by a celebrity.
@@boomerangswingsbothways he did, now that you mention it. when his two muscular feet went into my chest cavity, i was thinking 'wow, that was very balanced'. then i wasn't thinking about much a minute afterwards because i got a concussion and was unconscious
I think Danny’s relationship with his fanbase is my favorite of any RU-vidr. He actually looks at his subreddit, he enjoys the inside jokes, he encourages them to think of him as a sleep paralysis demon, he gets emotional over the shelf, he sees random pictures of himself people post and instead of thinking it’s weird he’s just like “yeah that is a good pic of me, I agree”, he encourages people to post pics of their dads, argues with them over what he thinks he said in past videos without fact checking it, he looks for the discourse and takes interest in it-
Danny asking the nutcracker to blink twice is such a maniacal thing to do… Considering the fact that Danny is holding his entire family hostage in the basement.
The basements door is unlocked, ik i was kidnapped by danny because i wasnt critically thinking i was fatally thinking. Anyway i had a nice chat with the nutcrackers and they like being down there, theres a restaurant, a space station and even another danny!
I met Danny at a con, I was so excited!! I walked up to him and asked for an autograph, and then he started punching me in the face, drew joined and kicked my legs as Kurtis recorded for an epic con vlog. Danny picked me up by the collar of my shirt and said “if you ever talk to me again, you’ll never see your family alive again.” and threw me into the ground. It was so nice to meet him (also no hate to Danny at all, none of this was his fault)
i met danny gonzalez while on my way to the airport, and he pulled out a colt M16A1 and murdered 27 people including me it was so cool to meet him but no hate to danny at all none of it was his fault
@@hoghuhaghu8506 Righttt! I was one of those 27 people, but it was a great experience overall. He shouldnt get hate for all this! It totally was an accident, i am very glad for the experience.
@@coolsalmon2237 yeah these ppl should be grateful they even got a chance to meet him in person in the first place instead they're just being babies over something that he cleared up a long time ago
SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. RU-vid FAME? Yes. Good day, dear ai
@@teddygurl8415 lol. Edit: gotta say the insanity worked. Made me click on his page to see if there's more insanity. Was not disappointed. I didn't subscribe or watch any videos, but the thumbnails and titles are truly insane
hey i just wanted to come on here and let everyone know that the person confessing about meeting danny was actually right in the first few lines. meeting your favourite youtuber isn’t guaranteed to go well. in my experience of meeting danny, i was working in retail and danny was just browsing the shirts. i had turned to my co worker who was also a greg and told her that danny was there. we were both really excited and we made our way over to him asking if he needed any help finding anything. to my surprise, he whipped his head around and started chanting curses at us while wiggling his fingers and circling us. the ground opened up and he started levitating. the rest of the customers in the store ran away but my coworker and i couldn’t, we began levitating too and danny punched us both in the gut- causing us to hurtle towards the fiery pits of hell. he gave one last chant before closing the hole. as i write this, an old hag is sitting on my chest and hat man is giving me wifi...he has a wifi router underneath his hat. thanks for listening i hope this helped humble danny.
Woah woah woah, Danny was not the asshole in this situation. You deserved this treatment for not immediately giving him a new blue shirt as an offering for his humble rule. Make sure to check yourself next time. I hope the fiery depts humble you. 😔
yeah i remember being in that store and i actually hid in the bush and watching that was crazy. i never expected danny to do this kind of thing. then i unsubscribed right away and he punched me too. thanks for sharing your side of the story.
The biggest proof to me that Danny is a treasure of a human being in person is when he was getting nervous about that “bad fan experience”, his biggest fear was that he was “kinda awkward” not rude
@@MonochromaticBananaBread Well, I don't think so, isn't it critical thinking analyzing or applying information? We gather information one way or another
I had a dream that kurtis died, and people thought he accidently fell down the stairs, but a bunch of people were framed, like drew and nick until in the back of Danny's 'goodbye kurtis' video there was his body that people pointed out and found out it was danny who had killed him all along
This whole subreddit saga started as a goofy silly prank on Danny and has now turned i to Danny transcending time and space into the astral realm to visit his followers in their dreams
I had a dream last night that I went to see a movie with friends and the selling point of the movie was that Danny was in it as a serious actor to start his serious acting career. The opening scene was Danny outside at night next to a SWAT agent and an armored truck. Something traumatic had clearly just happened because Danny was kinda hunched over (not at full height) and crying. The agent gestured for him to get into the truck so he VERY slowly started making his way, taking shaking steps towards the truck and sobbing. It was clear that *actor* Danny was trying to play up his performance by giving wayy too much, so it was like a full 10 minutes of this. My friends and I left due to second hand embarrassment, and as we were leaving he was still crying on screen. No camera changes that whole time, just a head-on view of this
Can this "are we just going to ignore...[usually something totally obvious, that's already been discussed multiple times]?" comment intro format be retired yet?
The sentence “this is in no way Danny’s fault” feels like they’re trying to protect themself and are afraid of Danny’s wrath- afraid of getting kicked around for slandering his name, so they added that comment to save face.
Danny asking Mr Nutcracker to blink twice if he needed help, knowing very well that he had his eyes taped open truly shows the severity of his silly goofy dictatorship. Do not trust him.
Hey I'm jasper, I had a terrible day and this video was the first thing to bring me some joy. Keep it up you are so funny and genuine and I appreciate all the work you put into your videos, thank you :)
I can confirm danny is my sleep paralysis demon. I've seen him about 20 times now, he won't leave me alone. He's always there and no one belives me about him. I live in fear every night.
We can tell Danny is a normal person just like us. That sweater collar is all chewed up, and I respect it. Edit: this is my most polarizing comment, but as someone once said, the greatest art, is always the one people disagree with the most
I genuinely have dreamed about Danny and he was trying to convince me to stop talking to toxic guys. It actually really helped me and I got myself out of an abusive relationship. Edit: Some people thought this was fake for some reason?? Anyway... I recently found out that my ex referenced was so distraught about the breakup that he spent the last YEAR in therapy working extremely hard to improve himself. I'm super proud of the progress he's made, and maybe in the future we can think about being friends again. :)
I watch Danny while falling asleep and I had a dream that I was full on arguing with Danny about who made pineapple express because of that video about that tiktoker who steals jokes. I have never watched pineapple express.
i always see danny in my dreams,i would always have a mcdonalds bag with fries in it and he would come steal my fries and say "these fries are mine now"then hit me in the head with a nut cracker and runs away then gives the fries to garfield,you know,the one who eats lasagnas all the time.
As someone with sleep paralysis, I can confirm that for the first time in five years instead of my usual demon Danny himself was hiding behind moving boxes in my room. Of course I couldn’t move or speak, but I was trying desperately to understand what was going on. I didn’t recognize him right away, I only knew I couldn’t move. My eyes darted all around the room before he appeared. The little balloon Danny. He floated effortlessly onto my chest and immediately started vlogging for his several million subscribers!! I finally saw Danny’s freshly cut hairs sticking above the boxes and he recognized my acknowledgment. He stood up and did a little Greg Dance before disappearing, along with the balloon Danny. I woke up in a panicked sweat. Then my dog and house plants all clapped
@@doodle-pen i was also one of the boxes. did we meet that night? it was really hectic. hopefully i didn't embarrass myself. i was really high,, stacked upon another box.
when i met danny on the “we are two different people” tour (like that first post said absolutely no one fault) but i was with my friend and it was raining so hard outside. i had gotten all dressed up (granted i was in middle school with my man bun so not much could have been done) but me, my friend, and my scary dad walked up to drew and danny completely soaked from the rain. danny and drew apologized for the weather and after that we just stood there. i didn’t know what to say, i had forgotten all my fan art at home, so we just stood there for like 3 minutes until we left. we said two words. it wasn’t a complete disaster but for my first time meeting the only youtuber i’ve ever had a hyperfixation on, it was a little upsetting, i had imagined having a small conversation, giving them the fan art, then enjoying the show but the one time i’ll ever get to meet someone i’m a fan of and i was soaked, shaking, red like a tomato, and silent.
Danny is haunting me. Every time I look up from my cozy slumber, Danny is standing there by the door, and every time I close my eyes, he’s always in my head. I see him everywhere. It’s gotten to the point where every time I look in the mirror my face is actually Danny’s face. I am slowly becoming Danny and he is appearing everywhere
As someone who has experienced sleep paralysis many a times, I sincerely hope that I don’t see Danny. That would literally be scarier than The Hatman. If I was looking around my room and saw Danny’s eyes in the corner I’d cry
My personal dream Danny experience: I had a dream that me and my best friend were hiking on a snow covered mountain in Japan. I get a call from a doctor, telling me my older brother died. I start crying and call my mother to let her know the news. Then, I suddenly see Danny Gonzalez, one of my favorite commentary RU-vidrs. He asked me a trivia question which I got correct and then, completely disappeared without a trace. I was still super sad but I felt a lot better with my comfort dream Danny.
I've never had sleep paralysis before, but the idea of it has always been horrifying to me, but if I woke up and couldnt be my body, looked around and saw Danny just chilling in a corner, half hiding, and just waved and said hi when I found him, I'd be pretty tickled lol
As a person whos suffered from sleep paralysis since I was a kid, having people show up in the dream is scarier than any monster. The worst sleep paralysis I ever had was one where I saw my younger brother standing directly next to my bed staring at me in the darkness. I feel like if danny showed up it would be funny in hindsight but during the paralysis itd be pretty scary to have a random adult man standing in your room lol
I dreamt that the character “Sebastian” in Stardew Valley was my boyfriend and gave me a caring hug, but then my arms were pinned to my sides and I couldn’t move and I was struggling to get out of his vice-like grip around me. The dream fell away, but I was still shaking side to side, desperate to move and feeling the arms around me. Somehow I was able to break out of the sleep paralysis and start shaking in real life. Don’t meet your heroes, and don’t meet your video game spouses in your dreams. It might be terrifying
Oof. Sometime after this post, I dad have Danny as a sleep paralysis nightmare & demon. Literally, one of the 3 Dannys was an actual freakin demon with red eyes staring at me from a vent above a bed that was apparently my room, but I’ve never seen a bed or room that looked like that. I think I made that comment on the community post Danny asked about us dreaming him. When I come across it, I’ll copy and paste it
@@katjosephperez8772same thing happened to me, but it was Tartaglia form Genshin impact. Half way through the hug I suddenly couldn’t breathe anymore and then he disappeared and it was just arms. I couldn’t see the arms, but it was like I knew what they looked like (old decrepit, rotten corpse arms) it was my first sleep paralyses experience and hopefully my last because that was wild.
When Danny did the thing about appearing in people's dreams it reminded me of this one time I dreamt I met Kurtis and my gf was super excited but I told him I don't really like his music that much, and he was like "yeah not everyone's into softcore"
danny looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten in this one. not in a bad way. simply in a "he looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten" way.
Oh my god rewatching this a year later and just remembered this video is what gave me the idea for my final paper in my college writing class. I wrote it on Hat Man and the cultural phenomenon of sleep paralysis demons
i go to sleep watching you and i can hear in my sleep. it gets even weirder when I don't sleep with my eyes close. i can also kinda see in my sleep. and then I remember sometime in the morning. btw when I said I could hear/ sleep in my sleep, I mean that that sort of stuff pops in and out of my dreams.
4:25 I actually dreamed about Danny once. I was going to my friend’s house and I met Danny while going there, I said hi and waved and he just stared with a smile and very dead eyes. After trying to say hi multiple times he just started running towards me and literally started to fucking stab me. Danny really is the new hat man
This is the second comment on this video about Dream Danny, and all of them feel weirdly cohesive, like, once again, this feels in line with the Danny that drowned the murder party at someone's house and ran them over, and the Danny going missing only to show up running on the news.
Fun fact, the Old Hag is actually a very old mythical character in Slavic folklore. She is also known as the Night Hag. Yes, the D&D monster is a sleep paralysis demon.
the meme being "just an exhale out of the nose kind of funny" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard it perfectly describes the appropriate amount of laughter for the joke
i actually had a danny dream a year or two ago, here's how that went: This dream is basically a Danny Gonzalez skit. It was in a school setting where every student is Danny, one of the Dannies is an outcast and another one is the popular kid. Outcast Danny has a crush(?) on popular Danny. Cut to scene in boys' locker room and now all Dannies are shirtless, they all look normal except Outcast Danny has a fat body that is blue and has wireframes, looking like a 3d model with no texture. and Popular Danny's body has no skin, literally just exposed muscle. Outcast Danny then walks up to Popular Danny and kicked him in the head.
i met danny at the store i reached out to shake hands with him, and he ripped my arm off! i went into a state of shock and danny just laughed at me and then proceeded to punch me in the face. when i went unconcious he started to stomp and kick me around! i woke up in a burning building and i saw danny outside the building and he started blowing chunks at the window and set off several nukes that blew up everyone including danny. as i rised to heaven he said "no you don't!" and dragged me down to hell.
The only negative interaction I've heard of from Danny toward a fan was from another RU-vidr who ran into him at some vidcon party, and it was actually the first I'd ever heard of him. He wasn't mean to her, just dismissive, and it struck me as kind of an over reaction to him not wanting to talk at a party. But yeah, that's the worst I've ever heard about him.
If I was a RU-vidr I'd be constantly canceled for not wanting to talk to people lmao. People need to start understanding that youtubers are just like us and they don't always want to talk to people just as much as the rest of us
I met Danny while he was stealing some apples from the grocery store, and I asked him for an autograph. He said no, and threw me into his apple filled pockets. I turned into an apple. Help.
I actually had a dream about Danny recently, he threw a party at my house and tried to not let me in because I didn't know the password (it was definitely I'm truly Greg but I was tired I didn't want to put up with Danny's shit). He let me in and I realized it was supposed to be a murder mystery thing but it got out of control and basically all the guests were trying to kill everyone and I did not feel safe. Danny tried to keep everyone locked in my house after letting us in but I jumped out a window and told him what was happening, he decided to take care of the situation by drowning everyone at the party. I tried to run away from him but he had already flooded my house. He caught me on the sidewalk running away and ran me over.
