What Chris is doing is hella scary. A lot of women, including myself, have had experiences meeting persistent guys like that. The second you turn some of them down, they start yelling, threatening, of just freaking out. The young women that are uncomfortably laughing and smiling, are just keeping him happy until he leaves.
So true. Can’t even tell you the amount of times I’ve done that just to get out of the most obnoxious situations w creepy dudes. 😅 even then I have been called “stuck up.”
Yeah they never shut the fuck up. You have to get good at inventing reasons to get far away from them very quickly. If you walk normal, they'll just follow you.
From his shadow during the "Coachella outfit" debacle you can tell he's wearing the go pro on his head. It's like he intentionally equipped a -3 debuff to his overall rizz.
I think it's obvious satire stuff. You can also see from another shodow when on the beach head wearing a big goofy hat like his thumbnail. And then you can with one girl, his shadow on the sidewalk looks like he's wearing a helmet with a go pro on it. And she's instantly like frig right off there buski.
Honestly criticizing men who sexually harass us all the time, to me, is "rizz." If a guy shoos away someone that harasses me, gives me space, and shows up later with a soda and asks for my number, I'll fucking give it to him. I gotta give these fellas some positive reinforcement. They're not socialized to keep each other in check anymore.
Encouraging men to hit on women who are at work is next level obnoxious. They can't leave, they can't be completely honest because they have to remain polite in front of other customers and staff and they are left feeling awkward and possibly even vulnerable for the rest of their shift (or even longer).
Those poor women. Just what everyone wants: someone creeping on them, based purely based on a passing glance, not taking no for an answer, when they’re in the middle of doing something. Flawless approach.
the little known third response: fight, flight, and fuck. if you just terrify a woman enough she'll suddenly get horny and sleep with you. its science.
The amount of second-hand embarrassment I get from watching this guy is too much. There's nothing wrong with approaching people you don't know, but you should at least be aware enough not to look like you're about to kidnap someone. He sounds like he's perpetually nervous with everything he says because he's gonna toss you in the back of his van if you say no.
7:31 "I don't know why but for some reason you're attractive to me" super smooth. Every girl likes to be told that we surprisingly find them attractive for some unknown reason. I mean who knows! There's no logical reason I should find you attractive since everything about you indicates otherwise but I do!
Reminds me of the scene in Pride and Prejudice where Mr. Darcy says that Lizzie is obnoxious and her family is trashy but in spite of that, for some reason, he wants to marry her anyway 😂😭
@@MadScientist267??? its literal common sense if you have any sort of social life. its very backhanded to say "idk why but you are attractive to me." but tell me why thats clueless?
He keeps approaching these girls in places where they're alone, or it's dark out, or they can't run away from him because he's on a scooter. That immediately puts the girls in question on guard
Dude I take the number still and I’m married bc I am scared of being followed. I rejected a 40 year old guy when I was 17 and his response was to stalk me for two years.
Another massive creep that doesn't stop. Having someone pursue you like this is the most uncomfortable and often scary situation. I can't ever tell if the comments under the videos are messing with him or if guys legit think "that was smooth".
The one around 5:50 was horrible, u could hear the moment when the fear took over and she jus started to agree to shit and offered her number just to gtfo there. He actually like verbally cornered that girl
And if you notice he keeps stepping in front of where she’s going. And saying “I want us both to be sober” is implying that he already plans on getting with her regardless. It’s just sooo creepy agh): I’ve had a dude try to keep me in his apt by being like “why do you hate me? Don’t you wanna hang out?” And I legit thought I was about to die. They need to understand how scary that dynamic is when you just want human respect but u can tell the other person just wants to use you.
And her saying “I told my friend I’d be back” is like social insurance. She’s letting him know that if she’s gone for long someone will question it. She’s scared and I’m disgusted that he not only did this, but reviewed the video and posted it seeing how uncomfortable she is.
“Even if she was interested it’s not like she can leave work” Wait really? That’s how all my sims meet someone, greet the hostess and then make her leave her job to go to another restaurant 😂
this kind of reminds me of this one time i was working as a dancer at a strip club & i was walking by the bar when this group of guys stopped me and were telling me to leave work & go with them to a different strip club to go party with them. so not only were they not going to pay ME at MY club, BUT THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE ME W THEM TO A DIFF CLUB AND PAY THOSE DANCERS ?!?!!! like how fuxking insulting! plus i hate that so many men forget that dancing is my JOB it’s how i pay my bills and provide for my kids i’m not the one partying THEY are 😭
Somehow Chris not only speaks with the least confidence imaginable, I'm not even sure if he's sure the words are even words, let alone if they're sticking.
Chris is the kinda guy I wouldn’t give any real personal information to. Yeah my name is….. Jane. No I’m not from here, I’m just visiting. I’m staying at my friend’s house and she’s totally expecting me back soon. I’m dating a seven foot tall quarterback, please leave me alone
I have a TINY BIT more respect to the idiots who at least upload them striking out, instead of uploading completely fake videos of them supposedly meeting random girls that instantly fall in love with them.. At least watching someone get rejected is semi entertaining lol
I find the "you are cute/beautiful/attractive *to me*" phrase so weird. It sounds like an insult, or like hes making a joke at their expense, especially when he follows it up with "is that weird/idk why tho". If he cut the "to me" part, it would make the whole exchange sound a lot less like hes trying to insult them. And just putting a little more actual confidence into the words would probably do wonders as well. He sounds like hes grimacing the entire time from the awkwardness of his voice
That’s ‘negging’, pretty he’s doing it deliberately. Kind of putting them down to hopefully lower their self esteem enough to want his attention. What a tool 😂
Fellow gals, if you're ever in a situation like this don't hand the person your phone. Not to put their number in, not to open Google translate. For your safety, hold on to that phone. If you feel you need to give your number so he leaves you alone, write it down and go.
Here before this channel blows up! In a few months there will be at least an extra 0 added to the sub count number. Not a single video hasn’t been a banger, honestly.
Him bothering ladies at work is bad enough but bothering the ladies with headphones on pissed me off. Im on the spectrum and if i have earbuds or headphones on in a store or something I've probably been overstimulated and the last thing i want is someone to try to talk to me. Unless im about to step into an alligator pit or Miss America is about to present me with a billion dollar check just leave me be.
There’s a video where a girl asks if he’s recording because of the light on his glasses. Probably sure he uses the raybans stories. They take 30 sec videos. That’s why they cut abruptly at 30 seconds.
Whether a girl has a boyfriend or not, she will give you her number. Usually, single girls are the only people who are telling you losers, "Oh, I actually have a boyfriend, ha ha ha.", and that translates to: "Go away. Leave me alone.", in a way that hopefully won't get a weirdo like you to freak out and throw her in your trunk like you CLEARLY want to.
Chris is by far one of the weirdest pickup artist I've seen, most pickup artist come in with "The" opening line, then transition into learning more about the woman they're trying to pickup, building a repertoire and then at the last moment they ask for a number or a date. Chris goes from the opening line to number immediately. He doesn't exhibit the typical qualities of pickup artists, which most people just call being "smooth" and instead when the woman he tries to pickup, says no or something else to try and escape their situation, he always tries and guilts them into giving their number. I really want to believe that this all is satire, because at least that would explain almost all of the uncomfortable situations he creates. But I think he just is either socially "illiterate" or deluded to understand that he is scaring a lot of these women, and making them entirely uncomfortable with his presence.
I mean even if they start w a cheesy line and follow up with trying to “get to know” the girl, it is insanely obvious to anyone with any social skills what is going on. No guy is fooling grown ass women with a “pickup artist” game.
If all cishet men treated women like people, and didn’t mostly push the narrative of women being strictly potential hookups off of first glance, this would not be a problem.
I know there's a lot of negatives about online dating, but if you're a normal human being it does remove a lot of the Initial awkwardness. It's also a space intended to find romantic partners so it's not weird. Really don't know why he's subjecting himself to this lol
Man this was painful. It sucks to be a woman. Imagine getting approached by these creeps. MFs use the fact that girls are scared of them to bother them.
The drunk girl at 5 mins in probably was genuinely terrified jesus christ,, "i told my friends id be back soon" she def was scared she wasnt comin back or at least i would be...
The entire state of Florida is like this, btw. I hate Texas, but at least the men have the decency to stare at your ass after holding the door open for you instead of just stalking you and yelling incoherent statements.
Thank fucking GOD I’m ugly so I will never have to deal with being approached like that… I’d genuinely start crying out of embarrassment and awkwardness
I'm Scandinavian and I lived in Spain when I was 19. Every single guy I met only wanted one thing and I got so much attention. All girls hated me for the same reason. At first it was flattering because I don't get that kind of attention in Denmark, but damn it quickly becomes tiring. Now I'm fat and old and I must admit I kinda enjoy not getting any of that attention any more 😂
when i didn’t turn a guy down (he asked for me to put my number straight to where he can call me and make sure i gave him my number), he picked me up and started kissing me all over my neck and it felt like slobber. and this was in the middle of a target
That volleyball one was perfect. You go in insulting them all saying they suck pretty much. But don’t worry I’ll show you how to not suck. Best pickup line ever.
"When bad things happen can we come together?" WOW. "Can I take you out? Can we come together?" This guy's going for a "linguistic bludgeoning" technique.
When i was active duty, I had a major rule with the boys when going out places. DO NOT HIT ON PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING, they are literally PAID and FORCED to be nice and tolerate you. Plus the world aint gonna end if you dont talk to one out of A BILLION cute chicks. Like be real dude, she aint your soul mate, just go to the next one.
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Chris desperately needs a copy of the Womanese dictionary. He needs to be more off the cuff so if not gonna plan ahead at LEAST carry a reliable resource.
Oh my God I got curious I wanted to know what he looks like, so I looked up his TikTok and his most recent one….The girl at the club pulls out the “that’s my girlfriend!” Card and I got flashbacks to my club days when before we would go out, we would all agree we’re gonna be club lesbians (me being the only bisexual girl I wasn’t mad about it) basically it’s an agreement you make ahead of time so that if your girlfriend looks at you like “help meeeeeee!!!!” they come over and they say “that’s my girlfriend get out of here dude!” Jesus, that we still have to do this in 2023….
He chose one of the worst places to approach someone at the grocery store...just let the lady find her meds. It appears there is cold and flu medication and both constipation and diarrhea medication none of these situations that she is shopping for is inappropriate time to try and head on them lol
SO it looks like he maybe (in his earlier vids) stalked women from a gym, until they probably reported him. Nothing says sincerity like recording his approaches. Maybe it says "I want evidence that I didn't assault you"? "I record for BOTH our safety"? Can't wait for the one where the BF/Hubby walks up mid-approach. XD Been married 25 yrs--sexual harassment is real. My rule: THEY get touchy, I get "touchy". Stay safe guys and gals.
Chris reminds me of my old friend in middle school that’s ALWAYS tried getting girls and was never scared of the reaction but always got rejected. Conveniently his name was Chris.
There’s a big difference between confidence, and courage in the face of hopelessness. Though I really would rather not ascribe any type of positive values to this Chris
Dude, law of averages. Given enough attempts you sure to get a score. A friend of mine told me this was a thing but I’d bet on the chimp writing the entire works of Shakespeare (including any lost works) on a typewriter with no errors over this rizz working. I don’t usually do this tho.
