To everyone wanting to know the name of the song at the glowing sweat part 0:42, it's called " Enigma by house of Techno/ Enigma by Age of innocence (Enigmatic Club Mix) " You're all welcome :3
It's the trifecta. All three is what makes it work, wouldn't hit the same if one was missing/omitted. "Manana" sets the stage of ridiculousness. For "Fizzbitch", and "GUN!"
I worked at IHOP, we had a drink that was jello and sprite for a Horton Hears a Who special, I don't remember it's actual know but I always called it a Fizzbitch, I accidentally said it to a customer when taking their drink order
Here I am 16 years later because someone in World of Warcraft posted an ad for their guild and said, "WE HAVE POWERTHIRST" - made a new friend today :)
I get irrationally excited whenever I reference a Powerthirst video around some younger clueless human who’s like “..wut..” then I get to show them these timeless creations which change the trajectory of their lives forever. It is an integral piece of our internet cultural history that must be taught when not organically found. But not the 3rd one. We don’t mention it.
Im here after engaging with a comment thread that was full of Powerthirst references. It grew my heart three sizes, definitely not a PowerThirst side effects.
Sup 2021 here, this still hits home. Story time from grandpa: about 10 years ago I got a job at a cell phone store and the very first day I had to run to work about 3 miles cuz no car. I get there and the other employees are kind of snickering that I’m eating tuna raw out of the can and that I ran to work. This guy follows me into the break room and watches me as I chug a bunch of old black coffee in one swig so I can get back on the sales floor. He says, “dude you even drink coffee with intensity “ he pulls up his phone and makes me watch this video. He says, this is your life. I cried laughing in spite of myself. We are still best friends today.
> Non-removable video recommendation appears covering last 20 seconds of video > Recommended video is called "How the Internet is Ruining Comedy" > Don't need to watch video because it just demonstrated its thesis
TheDrumpsterMummy "Arrogantly" and "overcompensation" are "big words" to you? Do forgive me, let me better adapt to your vocabulary: Here is funny video. LOL! Someone said "hell". omg. Silly man went "Hell is not real!" WTF?? Nothing to do with video. lmfao Silly man was just making noise. YOLO
Fibriel Solaer So you say what Marv said is "not appreciated"? By whom? Are you the appreciate police? Do you speak for millions of people by determining that what he said, no one will find amusing? Cause I sure as shit found it funny.
Fibriel Solaer I didn't say big words, smartass. I said bigger than necessary. Nice try at trying to cut at me though. Also nice try at being funny, keep trying though. ;)
I achieved apotheosis when I accidentally spilled Powerthirst on my 3 Wolf Moon t-shirt. Now I KNOW nothing happens by accident! Now I live in the MARVEL universe and ride Miley Cyrus to work. Thanks Powerthirst and 3 Wolf Moon!
Well I'm drinking a coffee that's gun-SHIP flavored as I'm typing this... not exactly the same thing but whatever. Has a very dark, rich, and full flavor, no need for cream or sugar, perfect for waking up chipper in the morning and PROTECTING FREEDOM BY ELIMINATING ITS ENEMIES INCREDIBLY EFFICIENTLY FROM REALLY FAR AWAY. So yeah, I imagine gun-flavored drinks have a similar effect.
My god, if you haven't seen this for like 3 years and then you watch it over again, it's absolutely hilarious. Seriously, I almost suffocated from laughter.
I remember being in elementary school and having my older brother show this to me, then going to school and blurting this out at recess and getting weird looks from all the kids. Good times
I was 16 when this came out. Turning 30 today and this came across TikTok. The world is a different place then it was 14 years ago. But this brought back some memories 😂
"when God gives you lemons you find a new God" is a quote that I've been saying for the last 16 years of my life and I don't have any intention of stopping.
I checked into a psych ward last night because I felt like everything was hopeless and I wanted to end it all....this video brought so much life into me, no joke
