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President Vents His Election Grievances In Conspiracy Theory Fueled Facebook Rant 

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The president brought along props for his 46-minute ramble of a speech posted to Facebook, but even he seemed to understand how poorly his lies would be received. #Colbert #Monologue #ALateShow
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Комментарии : 5 тыс.   
@simonteesdale9752
@simonteesdale9752 3 года назад
Suddenly, everyone in the white house is being so polite. They're all saying "Pardon me."
@monteyates7157
@monteyates7157 3 года назад
Trump campaign has made over $170m in donations SINCE the election. This is the only reason he is continuing, so he can keep grifting.
@BiffChunksteak
@BiffChunksteak 3 года назад
www.covercentury.com/covers/dvd/l/laurel___hardy_19_-_Pardon_Us.jpg
@imaniwilliamsiw9238
@imaniwilliamsiw9238 3 года назад
You lifted that from Dan Rather’s twitter.
@teaves8251
@teaves8251 3 года назад
LMAO...GOOD ONE!
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
This makes me sick to my stomach. To think that 73 million people voted for him and believe his behavior is fine is frightening. He's not harmless. He's trying to destroy as much as he can before he leaves.
@taramahoney3368
@taramahoney3368 3 года назад
Trump wants to take America down with him!!! The Repugnant Republicans with him!!!
@teatrolites3446
@teatrolites3446 3 года назад
Agreed. It is disgusting. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
@jerryjohnson8823
@jerryjohnson8823 3 года назад
I know right. These our friends and family. How could they be so easily fooled? Critical thought is not their strong suit.
@l.a.gothro3999
@l.a.gothro3999 3 года назад
I use the portmanteau "Repugnacan" or "Repugnantcant". Because they CAN'T.
@gorkivalenzuela6940
@gorkivalenzuela6940 3 года назад
Yes, he is in "Kamikaze" mode, just as Hitler was in his last days.
@madles47
@madles47 3 года назад
I'm excited for when I'm an old lady watching a 6 part docu-series on the trump administration... and when my grand kids🤞 someday ask me if I voted for trump I can say, "nope!"😂
@charlied5953
@charlied5953 3 года назад
In 100 years, historians are going to look back on this time as America's What-The-F*ck Era, when a large percentage of folks thought it would be a good idea to make a corrupt, fake-rich reality-TV game-show host president, and then cheered him as he tried to become a dictator-for-life.
@sarahvruwink3027
@sarahvruwink3027 3 года назад
There’s a Supreme Court ruling that states that accepting a pardon is admission of guilt. So at least they’ll be admitting that they’re criminals
@mallninja9805
@mallninja9805 3 года назад
So if he issues a blanket pardon, does that mean they're admitting to guilt to every crime imaginable? I'm kind-of on board with that, given their behavior over the last 4 years...
@Krackonis
@Krackonis 3 года назад
The fact you let criminals run free after stealing billions blows my mind.
@dethlokprime8655
@dethlokprime8655 3 года назад
Also, don’t forget he can only issue federal pardons. There’s all those lovely state laws that have been broken, and possibly in more than one state. Also, I don’t think that a pardon covers civil liability. “We’re just waiting for the hammer to fall.”
@saj103
@saj103 3 года назад
Emotional fools.
@tuckergary1516
@tuckergary1516 3 года назад
donnie will find that new york tax crimes are pardon proof
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 3 года назад
Nothing screams GUILTY like a preemptive pardon!
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 3 года назад
Lady McT****: “A little pardon clears us of this deed. And that deed, and that one, and those other ones there, and that one, and ...”
@neosapien247
@neosapien247 3 года назад
@Ace Degenerate oooh nice burn, ass hat.
@natashah1238
@natashah1238 3 года назад
@Ace Degenerate does that mean that the American cowboy is gay? Isn't he the ultimate symbol of your country's 'rugged individualism'??
@plaidpanda
@plaidpanda 3 года назад
@Ace Degenerate Nothing screams "closeted gay" like your homophobia.
@plaidpanda
@plaidpanda 3 года назад
@Ace Degenerate No, my theory is you're pathetic and sad.
@melvinpariyadan4884
@melvinpariyadan4884 3 года назад
preemptive pardon? That sounds to my european ears like dictatorship with extra steps.
@floatingf8783
@floatingf8783 3 года назад
Fascist, Communist, or whatever Belarus is?
@alanheyes694
@alanheyes694 3 года назад
@@floatingf8783 Fascism needs a dictator, Communism doesn’t. That’s the difference. In fact, Communism cannot function with a dictator in charge.
@lenschwedt9646
@lenschwedt9646 3 года назад
@@alanheyes694 Also dont forget that what we know as "comunism" isnt what what it was suposed to be.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
@@alanheyes694 Fascism, Capitalism, Communism, whatever. It's all just rich scum exploiting the poor.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 3 года назад
@@floatingf8783 Let's go with fascist, since Trump is the extreme right, and that's were fascism is right at home.
@norarobinson3091
@norarobinson3091 3 года назад
He really needs to be in a padded room. This man is a flipping loon. This is so flipping sad that this man occupies the White House and even sadder he gets to sit behind the resolute desk shame
@maggiemargaret1412
@maggiemargaret1412 3 года назад
How does anyone stand to be around this man? Seriously. I cannot even imagine coffee w him.
@annacarr9579
@annacarr9579 3 года назад
This is what happens when a narcissist loses, it's sad and discouraging to see someone try and destroy democracy all because of ego.
@purrrbot
@purrrbot 3 года назад
Some people might think this is a joke, but it's true. This presidency was a nation-wide lesson on what happens when you fuck with a narcissist's ego. Here's hoping future presidents have to pass a non-partisan mental health clearance.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
I don't know if there has ever been such a public demonstration of 'narcissist faced with reality of their failure' before.
@r38658
@r38658 3 года назад
40%+ still supports insane person as POTUS, which means they are in the same boat too. that is really scary thing.
@elizabethfigueroa6159
@elizabethfigueroa6159 3 года назад
This would be hilarious actually and entertaining to see him light himself up in flames if there weren’t so many people who actually believed him, so not only is that scary but baffling.
@PaperMario64
@PaperMario64 3 года назад
Exactly right
@barkasz6066
@barkasz6066 3 года назад
Nothings screams “guilty!” louder than a pre-emptive pardon. This should not be a thing in the first place!
@MrBraffZachlin
@MrBraffZachlin 3 года назад
why don't you look at the pardon list of ppl like obama and clinton before getting all self righteous. they pardoned spies, drug dealers and white collar criminals associated with their party who did thigs like wire fraud and counterfitting money and selling electronics to iran
@donnydrumpf457
@donnydrumpf457 3 года назад
@@MrBraffZachlin whatabout!! Whatabout, buttery males!!! Buuttteerrryy Maaaaallles!!
@waggishsagacity7947
@waggishsagacity7947 3 года назад
Andras Agocs: Am I the only person who remembers Criminal Trump saying that innocent people don't need to resort to the protection of the 5th Amendment?
@donnydrumpf457
@donnydrumpf457 3 года назад
@@waggishsagacity7947 trump followers have VERY selective memories!
@jacksimpson-rogers1069
@jacksimpson-rogers1069 3 года назад
When it is shown that people whom Trump has pardoned were accessory to crimes proven against him, all such pardons should be deemed invalid.
@joshuabradshaw9120
@joshuabradshaw9120 3 года назад
He just keeps digging himself into a deeper hole and yelling at everyone for not helping him.
@jonr4651
@jonr4651 3 года назад
Did he just say "hidden under a rock?" Sounds legit, time to redo the election.
@jennymunday7913
@jennymunday7913 3 года назад
Yeah, because the clever masterminds behind this whole conspiracy Dumbald dreamed up would never burn them or anything. I bet they found these hidden votes by following cartoonishly deep footprints while looking through a huge magnifying glass too.
@patriciaselwyn799
@patriciaselwyn799 3 года назад
Hope it doesn't get violent in Georgia, hope the Governor is safe! This is not political, this is criminal!
@energybeacon4397
@energybeacon4397 3 года назад
@anthony rubio The GOP is actually far more dangerous than antifa.
@aceofspades9503
@aceofspades9503 3 года назад
This is an interesting study. It examines domestic terrorism in the US from 1994 to earlier this year. Antifa is listed as being active, but there was a huge spike in attacks that started in 2016 done by Right Wing extremists. This report states that our most active terrorist groups currently are white supremist, which are identified as a right wing extremist sub group. www.csis.org/analysis/escalating-terrorism-problem-united-states
@lynneceegee8726
@lynneceegee8726 3 года назад
@anthony rubio Jesus wept! You actually be,I’ve there is an antif? Made up by your lunatic moronic excuse for a pres. Antifascists are not a terror group you load of idiots!
@loki2240
@loki2240 3 года назад
I hope Republicans stop fomenting this toxic right wing culture to try to gain and hold on to power. It should be apparent to them that they aren't safe from it, either.
@nikolaipersad4098
@nikolaipersad4098 3 года назад
💯 agreed!!
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 3 года назад
Preemptive pardoning of your cronies just screams "innocent".
@dondarko2636
@dondarko2636 3 года назад
Not for his followers
@bwilly4503
@bwilly4503 3 года назад
Definitely! Lol!
@charlesdemarest1171
@charlesdemarest1171 3 года назад
It's also impossible. Pardons can only be issued after a crime has been committed. Which means the crime being pardoned must be specified and thus admitted to before it can be granted. There is no innocence in a pardon.
@clearfield2009
@clearfield2009 3 года назад
“Your honor I plead ‘not guilty’ to any crimes I did not commit.”
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 года назад
@@charlesdemarest1171 -- There is no innocence in a pardon, but that doesn't mean it has to be specific. Ford's pardon of Nixon basically pardoned him for any criminal activity he had committed in the White House, before any charges were even leveled against Nixon. That's why it's called pre-emptive.
@jazzmanchgo
@jazzmanchgo 3 года назад
"Donnie, there's two kinds of people in this world. And you ain't one of 'em."
@jamescarney6894
@jamescarney6894 3 года назад
Ain't that the truth. Trump is a winner ~ not a loser like you and sleepy Joe.
@kglovesjonas
@kglovesjonas 3 года назад
loved the last phrase : "they both got their hair from the same cadaver" LOL
@TheSuzberry
@TheSuzberry 3 года назад
Poor little man doesn’t understand: we don’t want him.
@madeniquevanwyk
@madeniquevanwyk 3 года назад
No, he does understand. He's not dumb, he's deceitful. He built up an indoctrinated army to help him stay in power. This is scary, not funny 😬
@petergray2712
@petergray2712 3 года назад
@Deez Nuts Dude. You're not understanding this one basic fact: The majority of Americans voted him our of office because unequivocally rejected his politics, his character and his followers. He and his political and personal convictions were unpopular. And any kind of action by his followers will probably make things worse for Trump and his legacy.
@UnexpectedDanger
@UnexpectedDanger 3 года назад
@Deez Nuts an overwhelming majority chose Biden. Sorry you're so bad with numbers.
@ThenameisNiels
@ThenameisNiels 3 года назад
@Deez Nuts trump lost., get over it!
@ninedragon4634
@ninedragon4634 3 года назад
Amen!
@agolftweetler3995
@agolftweetler3995 3 года назад
That moment when Trump holds up another sharpie map and says, 'we were winning Wisconsin (until they counted all the votes)...' 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
@lola0204
@lola0204 3 года назад
Hilarious lol😄
@bruceashworth9301
@bruceashworth9301 3 года назад
Blatantly Stupid
@paulsaganski2070
@paulsaganski2070 3 года назад
He paid an extra $3 million just to lose Wisconsin again.
@arcturionblade1077
@arcturionblade1077 3 года назад
@@paulsaganski2070 Trump paid money to give Biden even more votes, lol.
@WesleyABrown
@WesleyABrown 3 года назад
@@paulsaganski2070 I'd say it was well earned for WI.
@Xeonerable
@Xeonerable 3 года назад
Wanting to pardon all of his kids ahead of time without reason sure makes the nepotism shine bright.
@jamescarney6894
@jamescarney6894 3 года назад
To pardon someone they have had to have been convicted of a felony. Please share with us what felony the Trump kids have been convicted of. Please check out what Hunter Biden is actually guilty of.
@dannydevito7000
@dannydevito7000 3 года назад
@@jamescarney6894 you can pardon anyone they don't have to be convicted.
@jamescarney6894
@jamescarney6894 3 года назад
@@dannydevito7000 If there was no conviction, then there would be no need for a pardon dummy. What would you be pardoning? A fart?
@japango1
@japango1 3 года назад
Pretty sure The Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park can get at least 3 seasons out of 2020 material😩😩😩😩😩😩
@stevec6427
@stevec6427 3 года назад
Dude, you need to look up Spitting Image. British comedy show which has been making the most of Trump and his crazyness
@tuckergary1516
@tuckergary1516 3 года назад
comedy has helped me survive 4 years of trump tards.
@paulorganisation1
@paulorganisation1 3 года назад
Nixon: finally, people won't mention me first when discussing president's crimes
@bruceashworth9301
@bruceashworth9301 3 года назад
Haha so true!!!
@reneefuller5609
@reneefuller5609 3 года назад
You were Both FRIENDS with Roger Stone, (he was a Dirty Trickster). Roger was initiated by the Proud Boys AND has Nixon's Face Tattooed On his BACK, How's That for a vetting? ( And this is All True!)
@Frostbite08
@Frostbite08 3 года назад
Hell, people might end up remembering the name Woodward for Trump's COVID tapes more than Nixon.
@3fammy
@3fammy 3 года назад
Lol 😂
@Synathidy
@Synathidy 3 года назад
He's "not a crook" compared to Trump, certainly.
@colonelkurtz2269
@colonelkurtz2269 3 года назад
Remember all the arrests and pardon requests during the Obama administration? ME NEITHER 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 3 года назад
@HIM MAN i remember the tan suit scandal ,it was embarrassing.
@neukenuk
@neukenuk 3 года назад
@@pietrojenkins6901 did you say that Reagan as well... he loved tan suits
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 3 года назад
And he had eight years in office. FFS🤦‍♀️
@rays2729
@rays2729 3 года назад
Oh, and the 'Grey Poupon' mustard! Scandalous!
@colonelkurtz2269
@colonelkurtz2269 3 года назад
@@rays2729 or Brown Suit Gate
@mpdavis731
@mpdavis731 3 года назад
Can we get a collection of all of the "Road FROM the White House" intros in one video?
@RadioImmunoAssay2
@RadioImmunoAssay2 3 года назад
If he admits defeat, he can't keep collecting donations from his base 🤨
@Zenrei03
@Zenrei03 3 года назад
They haven't changed his diaper, that's why he's so irrashional. ... I'll see my way out.
@loviedovie5781
@loviedovie5781 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣good one
@lt530
@lt530 3 года назад
I haven't laughed that hard at a random comment in a long time. 🤣🤣🤣
@johnkelly8416
@johnkelly8416 3 года назад
Wahhh Wahhh major dumps at 3 in the morning Wahh..Oh mommy my butt itches! 💩💩🤣
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 3 года назад
What are the chances of actually seeing a comment on a RU-vid video from someone that you know in real life! Hey, Zen! How cold is it in Japan right now?
@jon9536
@jon9536 3 года назад
It ties in with the massive dumps.........
@mrmonkeyman79
@mrmonkeyman79 3 года назад
Eric being pardoned will be the most validation he's ever received from his father
@polmcsuibhne7657
@polmcsuibhne7657 3 года назад
eric is being investigated for charity fraud. Stealing from sick children.......
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 3 года назад
Something is better than nothing.
@oldcanoer
@oldcanoer 3 года назад
I wonder how much Eric has to pay for his pardon.
@brittanywaller9022
@brittanywaller9022 3 года назад
Hahaha!!! Facts
@photofreak56
@photofreak56 3 года назад
I wonder if Baron is okay
@IThink2Much
@IThink2Much 3 года назад
How would we have made it through these past 4 years without you? Thank you for making us laugh when laughing isn't easy.
@bethh.6455
@bethh.6455 3 года назад
I'm leading in the lottery by a lot. And the people saying that I lost are liars: the lottery commissioner, the real winner, etc. Well I say I won. I'll sue!
@topherman420
@topherman420 3 года назад
The GOP is the most spineless, weasel-y, political party ive ever seen. Lindsey Graham has got to be epitome of that.
@susanwylie9890
@susanwylie9890 3 года назад
Or that other chinless weasel Mitch McConnell.
@wezzsimple6612
@wezzsimple6612 3 года назад
@Dave M Exactly, privilege in America
@contrafax
@contrafax 3 года назад
Don't forget Cruz.
@vegasj305
@vegasj305 3 года назад
Moscow Mitch is as corrupt as Trump!!
@colleenwilkinson6767
@colleenwilkinson6767 3 года назад
Don't forget greedy, selfish, hypocritical, deceitful, ...did I forget anything?
@QueenMegaera
@QueenMegaera 3 года назад
That ASL interpretor looked badass. I almost thought he'd been employed to be both interpretor and bodyguard.
@ayarosen1035
@ayarosen1035 3 года назад
This is what Santa does the rest of the, year...
@user-jv2tw1no8x
@user-jv2tw1no8x 3 года назад
How did he translate the word ‘pissed off’?
@InfinityKrompt
@InfinityKrompt 3 года назад
@@user-jv2tw1no8x By getting mad. The full clip of the press conference with the ASL interpreter you can see how angry he gets to show just how angry the speaker is. It's kind of terrifying.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 года назад
he had to in order to match the tone if the speaker.
@necroslut03
@necroslut03 3 года назад
That guy is amazing, he's the same one who signed a beyonce song and it is priceless!! Absolutely love him.
@acebaker3623
@acebaker3623 3 года назад
Stephen looks so much more relaxed since the election.
@jaysinger9941
@jaysinger9941 3 года назад
I know I am.
@mr.s2005
@mr.s2005 3 года назад
that's because its no longer hot for the snowflakes.
@neyland94
@neyland94 3 года назад
We need to stop covering Trump so he doesn’t exist. I kind of want the show to stay this style forever. It’s so endearing and personal with just Stephen and the camera (and his wife laughing).
@robertkennedy2180
@robertkennedy2180 3 года назад
Yes, I agree and I wish I never had to hear his name or see his face But the stupid tv it’s all about ratings CNN CBC and many many others even Fox News they all know he sucks for USA they all know it would be better not to mention him But money and ratings come first and that’s all that manners $$$$ Sad but true 😔😔😔 Let’s hope new clown comes along
@carolmiller5713
@carolmiller5713 3 года назад
Covid (with all respect for those who have suffered & lost anyone) has brought us gifts - having some of our favorite news based comedy shows in these more personal settings in one of the top for me. Stephen (& Evie) and Trevor N have saved my sanity thru covid & this WTF election. I hope we can survive until the Trumps disappear into the Bermuda triangle somewhere.
@ShadowChibiz
@ShadowChibiz 3 года назад
Keep note of every republican that stays silent and the ones that spoke up. The fact that they think staying silent is the right move? Vote em out!
@castonyoung7514
@castonyoung7514 3 года назад
Agreed, too many people think it is the right that is the enemy, but wanting less government has nothing to do with the drumphist kleptocracy we have now. After all, it used to be the democratic party that was seen as racist, then they apparently moved (or so I hear). Going after everybody who believes in the right to life or fewer taxes isn't going to work. But people like Lindsay Graham, don't believe in more or less government, and they certainly don't care about unborn lives. They believe in getting wealth and power. We can all agree that psychopaths have no place in government, and once they're gone there is going to be an astounding decrease in what the left and right disagree on.
@tonygunk1886
@tonygunk1886 3 года назад
“It all gone to far” Um... about 4 years ago maybe 🤔 We are in deep sh*t
@lickwidvelvetent673
@lickwidvelvetent673 3 года назад
You know, at least Jim Jones took his league of moronic followers to an island, instead of polluting the rest of the world with their fucktarded views. And drink the kool aid, all 72 million. And watch us progress like no other.
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 3 года назад
@@lickwidvelvetent673 No, Nooo WE ARE NOT TAKING THEM!!! Love from the world's biggest island. 🦈🐊🕷🇦🇺
@sandeman1776
@sandeman1776 3 года назад
@@triarb5790 can't we just put them in the desert with all the stuff that wants to kill humans? Please?
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 3 года назад
@@sandeman1776 Don't be mean to our deadly critters, they deserve better quality meat than that!
@jimterry4186
@jimterry4186 3 года назад
@@triarb5790 Well America, these are the people who picked Biden. I am a sinner, but I thank God for Trump and all the good he brought my country. What other country would have started the freedom for slaves. What country would have allowed them to prosper, and allowed them legal voting. Ignorance is truly the most poisonous for mankind. Thomas Jefferson: "I swear before the altar of God, an eternal hostility to every form of tyranny to the mind of man." The blood of the Civil War can be dis~ honored by folks that are blind to LIES. SATAN is the father of all lies- JESUS
@nsuethompson1415
@nsuethompson1415 3 года назад
The guy is unraveling before our eyes and there is no way he wrote that speech. January 20th can’t get here soon enough. Geesh!!
@lynneyland9230
@lynneyland9230 3 года назад
I love it when Steven does his "SLAM" dancing!
@WilliamGassner
@WilliamGassner 3 года назад
I'm a healthcare worker on the frontline thank you for your segements they always help me laugh at the end of a hard day
@wayneurquhart1967
@wayneurquhart1967 3 года назад
I wish our health care workers wouldn't stay up all night watching YT videos, you've got a big day tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day... (Just kidding, thank you for the work you you do.)
@mikea6289
@mikea6289 3 года назад
Thank you for your service!
@alysiareid6659
@alysiareid6659 3 года назад
Thank you so much for caring.
@silly_stars
@silly_stars 3 года назад
@@wayneurquhart1967 I was about to get so mad like cmon man I need to destress somewhere 🤣
@cloveravery85
@cloveravery85 3 года назад
God bless and protect you. You, and all your fellow workers, are in my prayers. Love from Down Under.
@salenarafn750
@salenarafn750 3 года назад
"Did a fast bird going 'meep meep' do this?" 😂😂😂
@kevinskb1184
@kevinskb1184 3 года назад
"Plus you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!!!!" hahahahahahahahahahaha... a genuine Laugh OUT LOUD moment for me.
@marceld6061
@marceld6061 3 года назад
3:30 the most truest words ever spoken by T**** : "They ultimately had us miraculously losing..." Yeah I would agree that you losing was a miracle!
@IvoryBayouWoodworks
@IvoryBayouWoodworks 3 года назад
"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny." This is my favorite childhood insult. It was so crushing back then. xD
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 года назад
in all fairness, it's his dad who dressed him that way.
@braxtongreenwell5482
@braxtongreenwell5482 3 года назад
Take a breath and remember this: His life will be vastly different a year from this night after the SDNY owns him. Period.
@tillitsdone
@tillitsdone 3 года назад
Manhattan DA as well, and no pardon can help him there.
@MforMovesets
@MforMovesets 3 года назад
He's either making if funnier right now once he gets dragged out, or he somehow manages to stay, because Murrica.
@BroAnarchy
@BroAnarchy 3 года назад
amen. can't wait for that other shoe to drop.
@damnfunnychicken
@damnfunnychicken 3 года назад
wake me up in a year, greetings from germany -.-
@itgetter9
@itgetter9 3 года назад
100%
@mommyshark1124
@mommyshark1124 2 года назад
Steven's Eric Trump impression is too fu*king funny! Literally LMFAO every time 😂🤣🤣
@paulobrien3334
@paulobrien3334 3 года назад
Man you are harsh. I love it. Its all culminating and I absolutely love it .
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 3 года назад
every single silent republican is complicit in 45's crime. so much for "law" & "order" *ding ding* republicans.
@kodykindhart8230
@kodykindhart8230 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@Ozhull
@Ozhull 3 года назад
They're the true enemy to the people. They do NOT want democracy.
@BigBadLoneWolf
@BigBadLoneWolf 3 года назад
they are only pro anything, when it is their interests, they have been a bunch of hypocrites for decades
@aircraftcarrierwo-class
@aircraftcarrierwo-class 3 года назад
Republicans, the "Rules for thee, not for me" party.
@AC3handle
@AC3handle 3 года назад
THey were scared of trump, and they're still scared of Mitch. HOpefully come jan, that will change.
@sunflower7045
@sunflower7045 3 года назад
I would be rolling on the ground with laughter if we hadn’t all just been put through the wood chipper.
@lisamcbride8921
@lisamcbride8921 3 года назад
Maybe the Trump’s will get their own wing in prison, where they can all be together!
@drewski1535
@drewski1535 3 года назад
And hopefully it will be nice and dirty
@Codex7777
@Codex7777 3 года назад
The West Wing of the County jail.
@watermelonhelmet6854
@watermelonhelmet6854 3 года назад
Translated from crazy-speak: "I spent the better part of a year convincing my supporters that mail in voting was awful and they should all vote in person... then, somehow, it turned out that there were WAY more postal votes for Biden than for me. Now even though we knew in-person votes would get counted first, I want everyone to believe that this totally reasonable and understandable effect of me getting an early lead, then falling behind when the postal votes came, in is some massive conspiracy."
@mallninja9805
@mallninja9805 3 года назад
Trumps directive to his cult has always been "Believe whatever I say, and disregard things like facts, timelines, logic, and basic causality!!"
@mallninja9805
@mallninja9805 3 года назад
@Bass Player Fortunately I'm not. Physician, heal thyself.
@sherryleedavis995
@sherryleedavis995 3 года назад
That is too complicated for Trump to realize why he saw such a turnaround. I realized early on that the rants against mail in and the De Joy jiggering of the postal system could become problem for mail-in voters, if we procrastinated in getting them back. Had the option of dropping them off at the election center in person, so we drove 500+ miles to do so. After the postal system was "shrunk" it appeared it might not be wise to trust something as important as my vote to that particular route to the finish line. Mail and absentee voting is a blessing and Trump, himself uses it!!
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 3 года назад
How can someone live into their 70's but never reach maturity.
@redeileen369
@redeileen369 3 года назад
Deeply disturbed individual, daddy issues
@maryvallettakeith6146
@maryvallettakeith6146 3 года назад
Oh, I know many people like that.
@octavianpopescu4776
@octavianpopescu4776 3 года назад
Easy! Give people everything on a silver platter since the day they come into the world... 70 years later you get this.
@otterroboter9661
@otterroboter9661 3 года назад
It happens to dogs when they are castrated too early
@dimthedemonslayer
@dimthedemonslayer 3 года назад
actually he regressed before reaching maturity
@ETERNlTUS
@ETERNlTUS 3 года назад
"T****" Glad you censor that minor's name.
@MarleneMeier
@MarleneMeier 3 года назад
"Plus you're ugly and you're mother dresses you funny"...LOL
@earth8515
@earth8515 3 года назад
I feel like this ain’t my reality and it’s honestly just a nightmare I’m trapped in.
@katarinaw1631
@katarinaw1631 3 года назад
I know right and I’m not even American. Lol
@nfullenwider
@nfullenwider 3 года назад
Exactly how I feel.
@afriend1162
@afriend1162 3 года назад
Same
@jasmynjohnson4346
@jasmynjohnson4346 3 года назад
It’s been the same god awful day for the last 9 and a half months.. This man has NOT eased the suffering
@jaywogan168
@jaywogan168 3 года назад
Thats just what you get when you deregulate markets and have 40 years of neoliberalism. The right claims this leads to equilibrium and market efficiency but thats not true what you get instead is fascism.
@NoirEtBlanc86
@NoirEtBlanc86 3 года назад
When Drumpf pulled out that “chart” thing, I yelled out loud “What the f**k is that?” 🙄
@demondogmom7221
@demondogmom7221 3 года назад
I wondered if they gave him a Sharpie...
@romuloveliz1931
@romuloveliz1931 3 года назад
that's his BMI chart. lol
@41tinman41
@41tinman41 3 года назад
It was his ECG reading, and the spike was from when he found out he lost.
@demondogmom7221
@demondogmom7221 3 года назад
@Gigi Kent - we are still in Iraq and still in Afghanistan...Trump did nothing. He reduced numbers but without any support to replace it, and just recently did that.
@jt3957
@jt3957 3 года назад
@Gigi Kent don't look up Trump's drone strike numbers. For your own good.
@nicolebogda1482
@nicolebogda1482 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣They get their hair from the same cadaver. Full stop.... slam dance? No need, because we’re all doing it for you, that was EPIC!
@efester
@efester 3 года назад
I love it when he does the Eric impressions. Wish there was a compilation of them from the last few years
@thedemocraticchristian2348
@thedemocraticchristian2348 3 года назад
Trump’s insane 45 minute rant posted on his YT Channel today made me laugh harder than his “We’re Last! Meaning We’re First!” interview. *Better* than a concession speech. Pure gold!
@thedemocraticchristian2348
@thedemocraticchristian2348 3 года назад
@@thiefofa1073 Enjoy. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-720O_yBLrTs.html
@Daninput
@Daninput 3 года назад
Well done that none of the news outlets are showcasing that 45 minutes talk.
@stevefromsaskatoon830
@stevefromsaskatoon830 3 года назад
@@Daninput you can watch it on RU-vid and countless places on the internet
@Daninput
@Daninput 3 года назад
@@stevefromsaskatoon830 Yeah just saw a few news RU-vid who mentioned but refused to show any bits of it cause it was well Trump.
@thiefofa1073
@thiefofa1073 3 года назад
@@thedemocraticchristian2348 Thank you.
@wills.1978
@wills.1978 3 года назад
4:45 "You're a petty angry man, desperate for validation you will never receive and have never deserved."
@TheCimbrianBull
@TheCimbrianBull 3 года назад
Spot on! 😀
@TheGolantwebmaster
@TheGolantwebmaster 3 года назад
Thank you Stephen.... Great stuff! Wiltshire UK.
@Mr.BrownsBasement
@Mr.BrownsBasement 3 года назад
"...they ultimately had us miraculously losing…". Generally speaking, miracles are good things. This is no exception.
@cloveravery85
@cloveravery85 3 года назад
Is God trolling Trump?
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
a Festivus miracle!
@bruceashworth9301
@bruceashworth9301 3 года назад
He just can't grasp the fact that most people hate him. The ones that don't are brainwashed. He is so blatantly stupid!!!
@ateoforever7434
@ateoforever7434 3 года назад
Yes...it was a " miraculously losing "....Jesus gave Trump the thumbs down.......
@TheLizziebags
@TheLizziebags 3 года назад
I literally can’t with him. Makes me sick. It makes me feel better hearing Stephen’s take. Thank you.
@JamesHarris-
@JamesHarris- 3 года назад
Lizzie: Will we ever get to see T**** in the rear-view mirror getting smaller and smaller and..... ?
@andrewmarsman3294
@andrewmarsman3294 3 года назад
Lizzie you said it so well, I get angry every time I hear him talk. And I am no liberal. I can only watch those who paraphrase like Colbert
@d.263
@d.263 3 года назад
I totally agree. I actually only get my news from Colbert and Seth Meyers. They've made this all slightly more tolerable.
@freestyla85
@freestyla85 3 года назад
@@d.263 damn, brainwashed and misinformed much? Hope you're ok
@garywilson3042
@garywilson3042 3 года назад
you hate him,...."but that's ok".
@tpmgx6
@tpmgx6 3 года назад
God damn this segment had me rolling. 😭😭Best writing and delivery on tv!
@NoirParvana
@NoirParvana 3 года назад
"Plus you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny" - I actually laughed out loud XD
@riversong_
@riversong_ 3 года назад
When he and his team keep saying "We were leading and then we weren't" - um yeah that's how counting works. It was the expectation around mail in voting.
@vanderlaymedia8614
@vanderlaymedia8614 3 года назад
That's what the media told you to think for the month running up to the election, yes.
@MLennholm
@MLennholm 3 года назад
@@vanderlaymedia8614 No, it's the consequence of the Republicans forbidding them from starting to count the mail-in votes until after election day. They did it so they can dupe you exactly the way they are right now and you're swallowing it hook, line and sinker.
@theweeklynewsexplosion5358
@theweeklynewsexplosion5358 3 года назад
Next thing we know, he’s gonna be saying windmills cause cancer! Ohh wait...
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 3 года назад
Heck I wouldn't even be surprised if he said something that was utter nonsense and made us all wonder if he was stroking out. Something like, oh, I dunno, just off the top of my head, 'covfefe.'
@kaystevens8428
@kaystevens8428 3 года назад
Or that your appliances don't work if it isn't windy out. Omg how can someone so fricken stupid survive 75 years?
@mikemidoshi2973
@mikemidoshi2973 3 года назад
He also said “they kill all the birds”. I never knew windmills were so scary. Face palms just don’t do it anymore.
@Catergory5Hurricane
@Catergory5Hurricane 3 года назад
Trump: "This may be...the most important speech I've ever made." Trump got his English courses at his own university, because he misspelled "incompetent."
@catherinepraus8635
@catherinepraus8635 3 года назад
Don't forget misleading, THE MOST😋
@carolmiller5713
@carolmiller5713 3 года назад
Isn't that just perfect?
@stephaniebarrett8057
@stephaniebarrett8057 3 года назад
Steve, I LOVE YOUR SPUNK!!!!! This is why everyone loves your show. You’ve got great big...Well, you know what! Not afraid of calling it like it is.
@kai223noa6
@kai223noa6 3 года назад
When we fire someone at work they are watched by company security to make sure they don't destroy company property. Should walk this guy and family out of the WH before he does anymore damage.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 3 года назад
Yup. When I quite my job they won't let me leave the room without handing over my keys, and I don't get my deposit back on the shirts until I wash and return them. But sure, let the president act like a loony for two straight months!
@judithshultes1474
@judithshultes1474 3 года назад
I sure wish "they" would realize they Should do this now! Why are his kids still protected? Can't they be arrested now if there is evidence?
@HeadCannonPrime
@HeadCannonPrime 3 года назад
A pre-emptive pardon? How the hell is that even a thing? "I pardon myself for all the crimes I have not been accused of yet, because you wont believe the stuff I have done!"
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 года назад
We know that pre-emptive is a thing, because that's the kind of pardon that Ford gave Nixon. Now whether the jerk can actually pardon himself -- that's something that lawyers are having fun arguing about.
@thumperpaul155
@thumperpaul155 3 года назад
@@ValerieJNorse Well Nixon they knew the crimes he just was not indicted.
@coyote3836
@coyote3836 3 года назад
I really like Stephen Colbert. He’s just charming in the small weird things he does. It’s also always super sweet when you can hear his wife laughing! 😆
@tina4621
@tina4621 3 года назад
"I will get my lightsaber and my friend Luke Skywalker will help me" The force will be with you.... he is full of fairy tales isn't he?
@michaelulbricht9438
@michaelulbricht9438 3 года назад
I've been an Independent my entire life, and probably voted for the GOP a little more. After their performance, I will never vote GOP again!
@olivierlabusse
@olivierlabusse 3 года назад
thank you!!!
@salmaanahmed9172
@salmaanahmed9172 3 года назад
Did you vote GOP this last election? Be honest.
@d.263
@d.263 3 года назад
We welcome you with open arms.
@michaelulbricht9438
@michaelulbricht9438 3 года назад
@@salmaanahmed9172 Absolutely NOT! I voted ByeDon(Biden/Harris). I may vote for a local GOP candidate, but not for Governor, Representative, or Senator. I don't vote for traitors or their enablers. I will say the Democrats had better do something, or I'd say a real Third Party may arise. Take care and stay well!
@leehall4595
@leehall4595 3 года назад
It's never too late to learn and you are not alone.
@xfatalxflawx
@xfatalxflawx 3 года назад
The most important speech he will probably make is the one after the judge asks him if he has anything to say before sentencing.
@leandroluera3462
@leandroluera3462 3 года назад
His speech will be just like all his speeches. "This is fraud, the judge and jury were Rigged, I'm inocent everybody knows this, I won!" What a Marron!!!😂😂😂😂
@andreawalker7138
@andreawalker7138 3 года назад
"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny" I don't know why but I thought that was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time, damn near did a spit take with my coffee 😆
@patrickroberts7513
@patrickroberts7513 3 года назад
My favorite quote about politicians, "Politicians are just like disposable diapers and should be changed frequently for the same reason!"
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 3 года назад
Why can’t more people on the right see all of this for what it is and speak up?!? Bravo for this one, and may he and his family stay safe. “It has to stop!”
@tubruton
@tubruton 3 года назад
If the GOP leaders spoke up about this ridiculous situation, then that might hurt them in future fund raising efforts.
@47f0
@47f0 3 года назад
Bravo? I don't recall Mr. Sterlings outrage at any of the multitude of threats and very real violence that Trump has fomented over his term. No, when the crap he and others silently consented to hit a little close to home, Mr. Sterling just got a sniff of his own nappies, and he's suddenly outraged.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 3 года назад
Still four more years 🤣
@oniakuma2392
@oniakuma2392 3 года назад
If that stupid smiling kid got millions from News Networks for slander, then that 20 year old employee deserves 100x that. Sydney Powell should be in jail and her firm sued for everything they have
@mja91352
@mja91352 3 года назад
@@47f0 Don't be morally obtuse. Or are you receiving death threats?
@carolynkinch4623
@carolynkinch4623 3 года назад
Who could have guessed that putting an amoral Game Show Host with a Genuine aversion to Truth in America's Highest Office might lead to difficulties..??
@nickmcgarvey6463
@nickmcgarvey6463 3 года назад
Never saw it coming!
@jericheatum9474
@jericheatum9474 3 года назад
Lol 😂
@bikingal4283
@bikingal4283 3 года назад
Yeah and even after hearing the grab them by the.... remark/// what could go wrong...
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 3 года назад
👈this guy.
@bruceashworth9301
@bruceashworth9301 3 года назад
👍👍👍
@jamesb6843
@jamesb6843 3 года назад
That Eric impression made me guffaw inappropriately loudly.
@gci786
@gci786 3 года назад
I was expecting A CARAVANs DANCE from S.C. Did anyone else expected A CARAVANs DANCE?
@gavinresendiz1025
@gavinresendiz1025 3 года назад
This episode is absolute GOLD ⚱️
@jeniferjohnson374
@jeniferjohnson374 3 года назад
“Pardon your family and friends in the morning. If you don’t know why, they do!”
@tamaramorton8812
@tamaramorton8812 3 года назад
I love that thing you do with your upper lip; I know you've been doing that since third grade but it never gets old. 😂
@teacherericka
@teacherericka 3 года назад
So, so funny! Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in a while ha ha ha!!!!! 😂😂😂
@mytwocoins
@mytwocoins 3 года назад
It’s called “waiting to count mail in votes after the day of” poor little don don is upset no one is listening to him anymore.
@lydialademence9341
@lydialademence9341 3 года назад
Way too many people are still listening to him.
@cornpipe
@cornpipe 3 года назад
Threatening someone's life should be punishable by 7 years in prison.
@matthewkoch6937
@matthewkoch6937 3 года назад
It is, since it often is viewed as assault, a harshly punished felony.
@reality-matters
@reality-matters 3 года назад
@@matthewkoch6937 It also falls under terrorism laws, courtesy of Bush Jr.
@ralphferley2602
@ralphferley2602 3 года назад
How many people have threatened the presidents life and the lives of those that support him ?
@cornpipe
@cornpipe 3 года назад
@@ralphferley2602 Threaten the Presidents life and wait for Federal Agents at your door.
@ralphferley2602
@ralphferley2602 3 года назад
@@moccagirl5141 Pretty sad, but I think there is redemption for everyone , including those that like pineapple on pizza
@GR46404
@GR46404 3 года назад
Thanks, Stephen!
@Astrostevo
@Astrostevo 3 года назад
Loved this segment. Insane that its happening but handled so well here. Thankyou Stephen Colbert. Truth.
@_TbT_
@_TbT_ 3 года назад
I am SO looking forward to: - NEVER hearing that Trump voice again - NEVER seeing that creepy Eric impersonation again
@brittanywaller9022
@brittanywaller9022 3 года назад
Me and you both friend!
@_TbT_
@_TbT_ 3 года назад
@@robertobrien1069 Uh, I know, it is funny, but still it sends shivers down my spine. ;)
@MissPickles1980
@MissPickles1980 3 года назад
Ok, let's start by taking from The Late Show example and censoring his name. Don't say the word. Don't give him the validation of your attention. The media needs to stop giving him air time (I accept that this cannot realistically happen any earlier than Jan 20th, but from Jan 21 must NOT be given any more of our headspace)
@blacksmith67
@blacksmith67 3 года назад
There is speculation that the Orange MAGA monster will immediately begin campaigning for 2024. Dear merciful god, please make it stop!
@_TbT_
@_TbT_ 3 года назад
@@blacksmith67 Well, that could be hard. From prison. ;)
@just1desi
@just1desi 3 года назад
I swear some people are just looking for an excuse to bring out their display noose.
@pattymayocakes
@pattymayocakes 3 года назад
"Honey, where did you put the display noose? No not the pink sexy one"
@SindriMjolnir
@SindriMjolnir 3 года назад
I had trouble focusing in the beginning due to that Adonis of a sign language interpreter! That man owned the stage!
@schrobro8964
@schrobro8964 3 года назад
Why do they need a pardon if they are innocent? Indeed.
@Cocopander
@Cocopander 3 года назад
“Given his cheeseburger at bedtime...” Fantastic! 😂😂😂👌🏾
@jackrawr5369
@jackrawr5369 3 года назад
Whenever Stephen Colbert makes his wife laugh off screen it warms my heart.
@sarahliu1231
@sarahliu1231 3 года назад
that's muffled giggle at 0:39 made my world turn a little smoother
@expatbiker6598
@expatbiker6598 3 года назад
The last kicks of a dying horse. Literally
@terrietackett8964
@terrietackett8964 3 года назад
Hey, Donnie Boy, ask Hillary about the popular vote!! 🤣😂😅
@z.bellingham2556
@z.bellingham2556 3 года назад
This Mafia guy should have never been in office... Too sad he destroyed our party and most importantly our country. He needs to be brought to justice
@geminigypsy8005
@geminigypsy8005 3 года назад
Thank you!
@mellie3882
@mellie3882 3 года назад
You act as if Trump has enough braincells to be a part of the mafia.
@danielekirylo
@danielekirylo 3 года назад
Mafia is not that dumb.
@doloressablan66
@doloressablan66 3 года назад
He BETTER BE!!!
@ehdub7518
@ehdub7518 3 года назад
"Ask Carole about this slam!" Baskin the glory of that burn, good sir.
@karenkaren3189
@karenkaren3189 3 года назад
Can't wait to never have to think about, see the face of or hear the voice of that lunatic ever again.
@karenkaren3189
@karenkaren3189 3 года назад
I just keep fast forwarding through Trump's comments.
@charlied5953
@charlied5953 3 года назад
Amen, Karen. I just want to wake up in the morning and not think, oh cr*p, what's he done/tweeted/lied about now? So tired of the daily drama.
@darrianabrams812
@darrianabrams812 3 года назад
THANK YOU!!! ❤
@greyos6034
@greyos6034 3 года назад
Who's got the coolest looking silver daddy sign language interpreter? That be Georgia!
@madringking1119
@madringking1119 3 года назад
He looked so fine
@513morris
@513morris 3 года назад
I bet he does magic too.
@tempesnyder6243
@tempesnyder6243 3 года назад
Nowadays, there are so many signers used for the politicians and TV hosts, that they are using older folks a lot.
@thomthom6268
@thomthom6268 3 года назад
@@513morris define "magic"
@nerdaterp
@nerdaterp 3 года назад
I'm an interpreter. That man is an incredibly talented interpreter. Mad props to him!
@Dodelijk144
@Dodelijk144 3 года назад
How am I genetically related to people who truly believe in this orange clown?? How???
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 3 года назад
Cultism is bizarre, and no one can ever figure out how people they thought were perfectly logical get sucked into it. I hope your relatives recover, so to speak, soon.
@jlbueno0611
@jlbueno0611 3 года назад
Incest 🤷🏻‍♂️. ... #fact
@triarb5790
@triarb5790 3 года назад
I am sure you are in fact adopted.
@batintheattic7293
@batintheattic7293 3 года назад
We're usually genetically linked to a lot more people than we realise. I wouldn't be worrying about the silly ones.
@JoseRodrigues-ft5fn
@JoseRodrigues-ft5fn 3 года назад
For die-hard Trumpists (a huge chunk of Republicans, unfortunately) this has become a personal cult - like any other religious cult. No matter how much he denies evident facts or contradicts himself, they’re with him. This is very reminiscent of what happened in Germany in the early 1930s. The parallel is striking.
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