Pretending to be Your Boyfriend (with Danny Gonzalez) 

im screaming extra loud because danny got the fucboi look but here drew is about to bite his lips

@@Matty002 when?

This is more true than James Charles being a snake.

Very accurate analogy

Can’t tell if you’re talking about Drew and Danny or the boyfriends

@@sempel_ the boyfriends lol

420th like 😎

@Exvinity They're all of our boyfriends lol

lol

Omg so true😂

I'm replaying Red Dead Redemption 2 and have the same feeling as I keep having female horses so every time Arthur calms or praises the horse it feels like it's lovingly directed at me lol.

@@ThexDynastxQueen you kinky as fuck and I respect that

Have an apple

Boyfriend:"Shh my grandma's here"

@@kys3771 shhh my cats here

Obsessed With Bunnies shh I'm here

f*ck!

That comment is even funnier when you realize that that creator is (or was idk if he still is) an avowed Republican from Alabama. Though he was also explicitly non-homophobic.

I CANT BREATHE

And the saddest part is that through out the whole thing i *can't* laugh, one bit, because it's 3: 39 in the morning, and I'm supposed to be asleep😅

Yeah.... How old are we?

That was , hands down, my favorite part. XD

*M O O D*

Self-lovee😍😍😍🥰🥰

fr!

No! They're not the same person!

​@@Vampiri_or/wooooosh

This comment made me laugh andjsjss

But he would never let anybody hurt you.

Comfort after ASMR boyfriend attack

Anyone else taking a shit?

NxLxv yah lol

*-*

May i have the honors *clears throat* _Yikes_

10:08

Lawyer Morty c a

In Love With A Were tmi

fake?

Idiots?

@@LynnEPiper 🤨

@@LynnEPiper Gross.

@@LynnEPiperclearly they never saw the real canon event fanfics

I’d like to picture Amanda and Laura sitting downstairs while they’re filming this and being like ‘wtf is wrong with them?’

Yup

For real tho😂

Vary Anomaly Nah....kidnappers.

666th like

Oh I never... wha... bu... huh? 😂

I think he said day, not dad but oop

lmaoooooooooo

"so hows your dad" still out for milk "that's good" :-(

@@moleculegirl *your

Time stamp?

The sirens and howls made the video much more bearable tbh

The video would have been so much funnier if there was a police standoff with a werewolf just going on outside.

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🐺 🐺 🚓 🚔

What does it mean?

Maybe this is really obvious to other people but while Danny us saying these things, we assume he’s in Chicago. But when we learn he was under Drew’s desk the whole time, the things he said don’t actually become untrue: they just take in a different context. I guess I always viewed the joke linearly, so I just didn’t reflect in what Danny actually said.

@@Engardian ohhhh thank you

@@Engardian Oh my god, I finally understand-

ME TOOOO!! Lmao

If their hair is the only thing that makes them “different” people than Danny could be just restyling his hair and photoshopping himself to make Drew. They’re the same person!

@@MinisDunyasi5 tru 🤔 care to explain, Drew Gooden, and Drew Gooden?!

@@willowThe_Tree They can’t fool us! They’re the same person!

@@MinisDunyasi5 yes 🔫😤👊

Drew’s hair: /|\/|\

*no*

to each other?

@@cleangamer220 yeah, didnt you hear about amanda going rouge in the military?

@@casper2166 🤣🤣🤣🤣Call back I love it

Oh, it’s actually Drew: “I accept!” Danny: “danny we’re both married.” Drew: “oh ☹️”

Whatthefuckisapiedpiper ? Honestly my reaction too

timotheé chalamet?

xuanthuy ngo that’s what I thought lmap

I meant lmao

-uı̣ɐldxǝ uɐɔ ı̣

(๑˃̵　ᴗ　˂̵)و

Local Idiot the l is off

Nuclear Lazer I can only do it in lowercase letters my guy

Aaak

You read my mind

which says more about that guy than I ever wanted to know

@Connor White XD

"Oh y'all-" *_S M E C C_* "Ya'll played ultimate?" *_S M E R A C K K K_*

I was the 1000th liked.

T Rodrigo oh my god yeahhhhhhhh

it was so gross i almost gagged lmao

Vroni Rom ikr

It’s so cute 😂

Because þey have þe same style if humour.

黑龍 - Hắc Long I’m sorry, did you just use the best letter ever in it’s correct use? I love you.

Their friendship is so wholesome

hey, hope you’re doing better now. sending good vibes

Hope you're in a better place now.

hey hope youre going well now!

hope ur ok now ‼️💘

me too :( hope you’re feeling better buddy

omg like that movie that sucked

duck dad .... I-

@@duckdad557 😂

Oh god 😂😂😂 yes

Basically the plot of every male yandere ASMR video

How old are they?

@@doga6963 not sure about Drew but Danny's 25 or 26

@@doga6963 Danny is 25 turning 26 Drew 26 turning 27

If he had only said "We're married" it would've been a completely different narrative lmao

Every time Danny talked about his wife I thought he was just joking tbh

Great choice!

Seriously, though. I feel violated and we are only getting 1/4 of the experience here.

Who knows.

Kidnapping Simulator 2019

Bc they're whispering. You know, bc it's an ASMR video? How long is your attention span did you already forget???

@@majik5194 yeah... I got that. Clearly, everyone else also got that and could also appreciate that this was an observational joke...

Omg

Jessica Cheal You time has come

cool beans *wheeze*

I laughed so much at that

Time stamp plss

Honestly so thoughtfull of them😔. Its like they know exactly what I need at the right moment❤

But I thought Danny brought both the water and the barbecue sauce

literally they’re bae goals

Becca W LMAOO

Lol

PLOT TWIST THE SECOND DIDE IS JESSE

Therapist: Did you have a bad dream? Me: yea it was about boyfriend roleplay Therapist:*writes insane on the paper* ok you're free to go and btw the insane asylum is right down the road Me:Wait what?

Becca W I don’t know why but I was thinking that was jesse Lacey from brand new

LMAO I THOUGHT THAT SAID PROACTIVE AND NOT PROTECTIVE

ME TOO LMAO

@@ladyblossomh8905 either way neither one helps

IM SOBBING, I SAW A COMMENT ABOUT HOW THE VIEWER WAS 10 YEAR OLD GIRL AND THE SIRENS WERE THE POLICE LOOKING FOR HIM

i was thinking more like "FBI, OPEN UP"

Same

W-what?

@@CoolNoQuestionMark just a little fun fact!🥰

All in an effort to still try an convince us that they're two different people cause who the heck could call and then talk to themselves on the phone? You wouldn't hear yourself on the phone coming from the other end. But I'm too wise and keen to this Danny-Drew guy's editing tricks and I'm not buying it for one second! Oh and the whole tour "they" did to prove to people that they're not the same person... If they can make a hologram of 2pac I'm sure Danny-Drew can make one too. #TheRealTeaSiiissss #ConspiracyTheoryBusted

What abøut Tyler?

Drew and Danny: w a n n a g o o n t o u r

Me: F o o d

you mean danny and danny

2 things 1. I love this 2. Amazing username

The howls is what got me

Icyhottttt lmaooo todorokiiiii

Two things This is Great I got you to 1000 likes lmao

MilkTea Bean thank you Mr. Bean

do you remember who made the videos? now i want to watch them lol

​@sapphirethesapphic I'm not 100%, but it might be gibi asmr? It seems like she has a few abt a zombie apocalypse, if you're still looking

@@404usernotfound_ oh, i know of gibi asmr. Shes done similar stuff but thats not the one i was talkin about, thank you though ^^

@@sapphirethesapphic i genuinely dont remember.. if i find it ill lyk

@@mooshroomsystem thank you for responding regardless 🫶

That guy was legit frightening.

it was the drugs he had given you that were making you puke

@@annieliina oh _no_

when he kept making shushing noises it reminded me of people trying to calm down animals pov: you're a horse

He looked like off-brand Scotty Sire

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I HOPE you’re OKAY now

@@Keiko-ok6lq I AM thank YOU

I'm also currently SICK with the FLU. terrified for this man to find me w his bucket

@@artrombaI hope you will recover FAST from the FLU

@@emimew THANK you so MUCH

Fr 💀

LMAO-💀

Q111¹

🤣I didn't even notice until now

The weird thing is, he’s whispering when he’s with Danny but not when he’s by himself

I have no idea who this “Laura” person is but Amanda went missing in Afghanistan

They are... what do you mean?

But... they’re the same person..

Julie Y don’t shame selfcest.

Kristina Hendryka didn’t know you could get married to yourself

Salsabila Amari shh no no no no no

Salsabila Amari we don’t talk about that

*69* 0 likes wow

Shhh....My parents! (Lol Sorry stolen joke sort of)

@@stankyjo nice

Abusive boyfriend roll play

I wuz thinking the same thing lol

haizac I truly burst out laughing 😂😂😂

He's learning let's celebrate his growth as a caretaker

haizac holy shit

"If I had KNOWN"

MCCREE

Kayla D DUDE THAT PART HAS ME DYING AND ITS 3 am

Wow Kayla that’s not even funny

Don't you wish that you were Jesse's Girl?

The Comment to each other

They have to keep reminding people that they're old enough to get married

d ans i definitely forgot 😂

I hope they never stop flexing their marriages on us

Kurtis also flexes his beautiful girlfriend all the time on his channel

WHAT IS THAT (i don’t wanna know)

@@CarolineCalvano it’s a … yk… audio website (that i love)

​@@CarolineCalvanothis but porn

Boy: “Sorry the sirens are going off. They’ll pass.” Me: o_o *wolf howls*

This needs more credit 😂😂

Pieper Marshall official Lol it’s probably the FBI coming to bust down his door :P

Ladies and gentlemen....... we got him.

Pieper Marshall official HAHAHAH

I noticed that too 🤣

A lot of the ASMR guys they showed us did that. Is it just normal to not be able to whisper or something?

He got better at it tho lol

Drew has a weird whisper, like he's loud and quiet at the same time

Some ASMRtists do « soft spoken » videos instead of whispering 🤷🏽‍♀️

Victøria yee yee.

*hand clap intensifies*

they look like twins

👏

Kazoo Kid SUBSCRIBE FOR AN EXTRA GREETING

that’s honestly an amazing solution

Trust me No lad is this weird

Omg that's awesome

Lmao I watch ones like these but they are anime characters, an example is the character in my pfp, hawks from mha hehe :>

@@sydahnee157 oh my yes, I have a Hawk sweater from my boyfriend

Lmao love this

Lmao

999 likes xD

the fact that i used to watch jesse i-

Me, whos bf is named Jesse 😳

Makes sense

I laughed

henry stikman please make this

shshshshshshsh nononononononono im scared i know youre scared shshshshshshshhsshshsh

Because that's what a boyfriend does

idk what if I want someone whispering sweet nothings into my ear as my ribs are broken

tinky sz Too real man 😔😖

those likes

Shhhhh no no no no

tinky sz i hate when that happens

so long and thanks for all the fish

Dolphin apocalypse?? Is that why it was dead in that video with Elon? :(

@@avemflamma so sad it had to come to this

well i mean there is that angelica asmr video involving dolphin whisperers, and you’re the dolphin...

Timothy Kemer *laughs* you fool, I was the one who started the dolphin apocalypse!

HELP thank you for alerting me to that amazingness

Steven asmr is really good, high quality. I highly recommend his kidnap videos, at night, full audio. No cringe

I like asmr but this for some reason I couldn't stand this

Pulp Fiction I agree this type of ASMR is really weird. I don’t like how close they are to the camera

@@thethmooteresa kidnap.....videos?????? 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶bye

@@dramuah4891 🥳🤣🤣 It depends on ur taste, but he also has a daddy asmr and cuddle stuff so if you dont like the dark stuff ^^ he also got fluff

this had me dead lmaoooo

Danny needs to stop biting people lips

Time stamp?

@@cocacoladaph7857 around 1:47

That moment when you try to ask Danny how his day’s going and he bites your lip off 🤪

Emily Msp when they said that I thought they meant to each other for a second Edit: 69 likes, nice

@@Dani-mx4hd WTF

Dani same I’m an idiot

@@Dani-mx4hd that too

when i heard that i thought they were married to each other bc he didnt specify but then i remembered lmao

Serial killer boyfriend.

the bar is so LOW here

Running away from killer boyfriend ASMR

Slap us, screaming?

He's dating all of us at once lmao

Your profile picture makes this so much better 😂😂😂

Those are things btw

Me: *_S T O C K H O L M S Y N D R O M E_*

It's called a yandere

@Teclinsoro that’s an actual video btw ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-d4hMipqGpYo.html

Grace Duvall its asmr, you wouldn’t understand

Maxwell Kelly nobody would understand

Grace Duvall the sirens and wolf cry tho

@@maxwellkelly4667 I live asmr eating but this is making me uncomfortable :(

Poly Like this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2Mt-ulpi7xc.html

Which one did you choose?

Sarah Murphy fight

Sarah Murphy I chose freeze

LucyIsLit LMAO 🤣

Sarah Murphy I chose AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Get a gf

@@inshane.in.the.membrane Oof

They’re definitely not

jUsT sToP is she’s female, and liked female she might be bi or lesbian not gay.

sock degargeyter ikr I was thinking the same

me too cassiel

Alysha Rediker SAME

Yep!! Asmr makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable, but its Danny and Drew......

Alysha Rediker-I had nightmares about this lol

ngl, same

Oh God this was horrifying.

😂😂😂 my teacher: don't expose me like that

JK

@@erducks624 ooh no😂😂😂😂😂😂

JK

Rose Yoshikawa 😂😂😂

the fact that they barely even scratched the surface and thought it was weird like they have NO IDEA how weird it gets further down the rabbit hole

Agreed 😂

Works every time

This is the height of luxury

who snatched my weave I snatched your weave and I’m holding it for ransom for $1,000 You have 1 day

I read decibel as edible

Don’t forget “okay”

y e s

Right¿

“WANNAMAKEAVIDEO”

Kim Harper-Kennedy Okay

If I gave them life, I can take it away.

Tbh I'd still support them, as long as they were happy😃

@@alexzisedwards7283 lol yeah I saw the video

I mean it’s cringey but he probably makes a good amount of money from it

Lol